how would /k/ do it?
>>64393998IRA solos Talitrannies.
>>64393998I felt that the meat head science part was the most charming aspect of the early episodes, so I think they should rate the warriors' power based on their documented fitness routine."Do they even lift?" has to become a core criteria criterion.
>>64393998Get groups of modern soldiers but only give them access to the gear associated with whatever tools the olden days soldiers had access to and a chance to learn/practice tactics. Then instead of scripted fight just let them organically fight eachother.
>>64394001>>64393998IRA get their recoilless biscuit mortars.Also episodes dealing with wrestlers. Like "Turkish Oil Wrestler vs WWF Wrestler", "Indian Wrestler vs Japanese Wrestler", "Olympic Wrestlers vs Aikido practitioner"
God imagine how much worse the modern version of pic related would be kek
>>64393998>can this be remade today?Every team would be gay and brown
>>64393998French Musketeers fucked the Ming Warriors up
No, it was a shitty show even then. Even as a wehraboo teenager I cringed so fucking hard over those waffen ss guys they had on>>64394158Fact.
>>64393998Amp up the silly jock charm. It's a Spike TV show for Christ's sake not some intelligent and well articulated debate on various military leaders and units and their relative effectiveness. We're here to see guns and swords and to see who wins pirate vs ninja, anything else is retarded as evidenced by the vampire episode
Green berets vs spetsnez would have the opposite outcome and it wouldn’t be close.
>>64393998Sprinkle in historical episodes, but I want more fantasy and sci-fi episodes, like the zombies vs vampires. That one was the best>>64394406>anything else is retarded as evidenced by the vampire episodeWrong.
The episode with one of the us soldiers>mag dumps 30 rounds of 5.56 into a gel torso>host asks the doc to come take a look and analyze the lethalityTop fucking kek
>>64394024Don't talk shit about my wife.
>>64396696INSTANT KILL CITY
>>64393998When I was a kid I really loved this show but I recently tried watching it and only got a couple of episodes in before giving up. Everything just pissed me off, the shitty inaccurate costumes, the weird weapons choices, the way the “experts” would act towards each other. I think I’ve become a grouchy old fag. Anyway>how would /k/ do it?I would sink so much money into it that I would bankrupt Spike. Everything will be period accurate, the “experts” will have to do the tests in their warriors armour/outfit, I’m going to choose the most bizarre and obscure warriors possible, I’m going do retarded shit like have fictional warriors so I can have the Transnistria armed forces vs Caesar’s Legion>>64394422As a kid it always pissed me off how every single American warrior would win (except for the two losses: the Green Berets and Crazy Horse), now that I’m older I have firmly come to the conclusion of >Oh shit they actually would win those fightsBoy I couldn’t imagine how the Navy Seals vs Israeli commandos episode would of gone these days and all the shit that would gone with it
>>64393998Better than Death Battle or whatever else on YouTube
>>64393998>every single pirate weapon tested fails against plate armor>Every single knight weapon is called an instant kill by the judges>Pirate wins because he just does ok
>>64398335>I’m going do retarded shit like have fictional warriors so I can have the Transnistria armed forces vs Caesar’s LegionBelgian Vatican State Volunteers vs Mahdist Sudanese - whose faith and firepower will reign supreme?Maximilian's Sudanese vs George's Hessians - who is the more powerful war slave???Red Shirts (Garibaldi) vs Black Shirts (Mussolini), just to watch Garibaldi and Mussolini have a sword fight.
>>64393998I want to see Mexican Narcos vs Ninjas
>>64399185>Shit is better than double shitWow, high bar there.
