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What weapons would be best against an enemy that are completely blind and hunts by chasing any sound, plus it's invulnerable to gunfire except when it opens its mouth which it does basically every other minute?
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>>64394640
Sex.
Have sex, anon.
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>>64394640
picrel
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>>64394640
A flamethrower. A blind hunter must have very sensitive sensory organs. Strong heat will cause massive sensory overload and make the critter run. And if it doesn't, it will be crippled.
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>>64394640
A running woodchipper behind a doorframe
A buttoned up tank
Any airstrike
A Ma Deuce
An attack helicopter hovering 1 mile away
A gramophone with a landmine below it
A cartoon doorway paint bucket gag except it's gasoline and a lighter

Any competent military should have ripped those aliens to shreds
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>>64394640
Slapping the retarded author upside his head.
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>>64394640
honestly these things are just fucking weird enough to subvert the sop of most armies because the easiest way to fuck them up is boobytrapping every millitary bases perimeter and to just exist normally that way, which is expressly prohibited by basically every humanitarian convention.
also to every "muh 'mericin army would erblitterate these alien scums" the sop for partols is to stop the formation when you see weird shit, and whisper to your sargent when they come up to ask you whats happening. it would take exactly one "what the fuck is that" for that squad to alert it and by then youre fucked.
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>>64395540
>A gramophone with a landmine below it
This is my personal favorite for all those engine noise-seeking zombie hordes too.
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>>64394640
Flashbang it and make it deaf as well.
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>>64394640
>>64395766
Whats the actual most powerful weapon we see them hit with? Because I'm betting it's a rifle at most.
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>>64399633
i dont know but if their hearing is so sensitive as to detect a conversation a mile away, id imagine they wouldnt be too happy after setting off a claymore, flashbang, pipebomb, really any explosive over a pound should rip their eardrums to shreds for at least a few days. like i said youd just have to rig up a forrest like youre in a rambo movie and call it a day. its just that the un hates that idea.
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>>64399633
They also apparently can't swim and drown in water. These things are just usual deus ex machina bullshit
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>>64394640
these would likely be indispensable in the first days of guerrila resistance
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>>64400114
followed narrowly with the mass weaponisation of these
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>>64400120
untill enough of a industrial base can be rebuilt to produce some of these improvised sonic artillery units
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>>64400123
eventually much of the surviving population would live seminomadicaly in large mobile audio assult fortreses like this one
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>>64400132
untill finaly someone managed to repurpose one of these
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>>64400077
>They also apparently can't swim and drown in water
So best weapon would be a network of floating platform with a powerful soundblaster playing loud human noises over a lake.
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>>64400204
Doesn't even need to be human, any noise will do. In a later movie a person also beats one to death with an iron pipe.
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>>64400212
>not beating it to death with the but of a rifle afer missing every shot
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>>64400212
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>64400077
>ye old deus ex machina bullshit
>"The Martians are hyper advanced, have mechs, know all the sciences, gas you, heat ray you, and feed on your blood; but can be downed by a sufficiently angry dreadnaught and also bacteria they have no immunity against"
>new deus ex machina bullshit
>"Umm, yeah, the military was defeated off screen but our heroes can totally win."
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>>64394640
Pretty on-the-nose copy of the licker from Resident Evil
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>>64400014
>i dont know but if their hearing is so sensitive as to detect a conversation a mile away
see I actually enjoyed the movies (except the "day one" prequel where nothing fucking happened) but you have to turn your brain off to do so, because if they're sensitive enough to be able to hear conversation from a mile away they should also be able to hear human heartbeats and blood circulation at close range, meaning if it's in the same room as you it knows exactly where you are no matter how "quiet" you think you're being.

also
>alien comes to earth
>alien jobs to water
>earth's surface is 70% water
>the alien is still meant to be a credible threat to humanity as a whole
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>>64394640
One of those windup cymbol monkey toys lover a pit of lava



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