Would you rather never shoot a gun again or never have sex again?
Not shoot a gun again, no hesitation.
No more sex, shit was lame and it's against the lord
>>64398393>shit was lameIt's 2025, you can just say you're gay
>>64398383>again
>>64398404No, tried gay sex and thought it was pretty boring too. Then again I at least didn't feel an overwhelming desire to strangle the faggot like I did with the last chick I was with. And no, not in a sexual way
>>64398423Maybe staying away from sex is actually a good idea.
I got sucked off and titfucked by a prostitute yesterday.Her fake boobs were a bit wonky but she was really nice.
>>64398383Define "gun". Can I still fire artillery? Rockets? Pilot a UAV with a gun?
>>64398393>it's against the lordheathen hole-denier
>>64398383what counts as sex? is it any act involving another person that one does to get off, or do you draw the line at, say, penetration?can I dryhump someone until I cum?can I sniff pussy/ass/feet while jacking off?
>>64398448Physical contact with another person resulting in orgasm.
>sex>again
heh, who needs guns, I'll make due with my blades...
>>64398463>personAh, a loophole...
>>64398431In my defense, she was an insufferable bitch. I'm not saying you would want to strangle her too if you met her but you'd definitely understand my feelings. Thankfully I broke up with her before I could act on those thoughts, abusing your partner is never justified no matter how awful they are
>>64398393Just get married, fool. Then all will be well with the Lord. ezpz
>>64398383>never have sex again>againlol
>>64398423I honestly don't see the point in homosex if you're not the one getting fucked, yes it's more gay or whatever but who the fuck cares both giving and taking are the literal definition of gay
>>64398439>Define "gun".You first, fed boy.
>>64398383Imagine if you're an incel from California, Canada, UK, or Australia then you'd have neither option.
>never have sex again>againoh no, I'll have to make do with the astronomical quantities of porn that I can't ever hope to consume all of within several lifespans. the horror.>>64398611but I have guns, anon.
>>64398383My life literally depends on firing a gun so I'm fucked (honkhonk).
>>64398383Shooting guns is fun and I have stuff I haven't tried yet that I want to do.By contrast, I've never had sex, so I don't know what I'd be giving up. Thus, this is currently an easy decision for me.
The only correct and honest answer is to never shoot guns again. There isn’t really anything anyone would sacrifice sex for. The possibility of contracting AIDS in the 80s didn’t deter anyone (even straights) from fucking. Women would rather murder their babies than go without sex. 99.99% of male behavior is sexually motivated (usually it’s implicit or many degrees removed from sex, but still downstream of it). It’s kind of the central point mass of all life on earth, possibility even the thing from which all value derives. To wax eloquent, sex is a carrot as forcing as a gun to the head.You know I’m right. But it would really suck to never shoot guns again.Btw, I wonder how much of our affinity for guns (and generally, weapons) is downstream of our relationship with sex. Cause our relationship with violence derives from the zero sum sexual competition we engage in, so hoplophilia could even be downstream of sex.
>>64398463This is good definition for the purposes of this thread, but I wouldn’t consider girls “people”.
>>64398715shut up fag
Can I still masturbate though?
>>64398725>argues that ejaculation inside the girls is the most valuable thing ever>gets called a fagIncredible
>>64398740NO FUCK NO FSTOP DO NOT PEOPLE DIED LAST TIME WHAT THE FUCK
>>64398743yes, you are a fag.
>>64398740That you have to ask, means that you’d rather go without guns. I’m not OP, but no. No cheating by fucking your hand instead. Nocturnal emissions will be your only mechanism of ejaculation.
>>64398743Women are gay therefore fucking them is super gay
>>64398744So you know how the stock market crashed or whatever? >>64398756The thing is that sex and masturbation are vastly different, it'd be like comparing one of those car driving arcade games to F1 racing
I already have two kids so I'm fine with no sex. Already did the no shoot part when I lived in Japan for 7 years.
>>64398797OP here. Yeah, you can jack it. A guy with a gun who is usable to nut is a dangerous combo.
>>64398797>sex ≠ masturbationI’m being a purist and regarding sex as “sexual gratification”
>>64398725>>64398750>>64398773Unbelievably homosexual
>>64398383im married, cant do either
>>64398797>it'd be like comparing one of those car driving arcade games to F1 racingwhen you're not wearing a condom yeah
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>>64398818>OP here. Yeah, you can jack italright, sweet. I'm taking the guns.
>>64398715I'd pick no sex over no guns desu.
>>64398773This anon is correct. Women like cock and liking cock is for faggots
>>64398383I'm already not having sex and at this rate never will again. At the same time I don't enjoy shooting my guns anymore either. Truly a quandry.
>>64398463So wanking, bestiality, cuddling and even fucking without orgasming is permitted?Pah, easy mode
I've never shot a gun in my life so it's not a hard choice
>>64399136>so it's not a hard choiceyou picked the guns, right?
>>64399137Guns are dumbDo NOT assume I'm interested in guns just because I'm on /k/
>>64399159guns are inanimate objects. They are neither dumb nor intelligent.You however are a gigantic retarded faggot.
>>64398383Jokes on you, I'm a wizard
>>64399110Liar. Or just stupid. If this were real, you’d come to regret your decision. Grug need sex, Grug not need shoot gun.CAPTCHA: PWJDWJD jones, PDW, something like that
>>64399248I've gone 32 years without sex despite numerous opportunities. It's not a big deal.
>>64398549This it's only one hole but you get to fuck it as much as you want, which isn't alot after 10 hour shifts.
>>64399255So have I. Will be 32 in November. I know the value of what it is I’m missing out on.
>>64398715>99.99% of male behavior is sexually motivated (usually it’s implicit or many degrees removed from sex, but still downstream of it)A major segment of the male population never even attempt to get laid so that's straight up wrong. There are a lot of places you can backpedal, but the actual claim you made is incorrect.
>>64399372That some men are blundering the process of getting laid, doesn’t mean the source of the motivation for their (productive) actions isn’t sex. They’re just blundering pussy. I’ve blundered pussy, though I’ve always been sexually motivated.It’s probably also worth considering the pacifying effect porn+masturbation has on men. We’re not exactly in our most natural state right here, right now.
>>64399282>>64399255Haha OK guys don't go shooting up the place
>>64399372>A major segment of the male population never even attempt to get laidDelusional
>>64399452>He uses porn to masturbate Training wheels
>>6439945845% of all men aged 18-25 have never approached a woman for a date.
>>6439945210,000 hours of dota is not blundering the process of getting laid, it's forgoing it entirely. You could argue that the psychological traits that lead someone to do that were correlated with getting laid 100+ years ago, but no one boots up a videogame thinking it will get them pussy.
>>64399473A modern problem, one which doesn't speak to human nature
>>64399522it's ok to just go "I was wrong" rather than unsuccessfully shift the goalposts
>>64399477Checkmate atheists
I'll go with what I know and never have sex.
>>64399473A Pathology of modernity. A total aberration. Says nothing about the nature of man in a vacuum, or in his most primal state.
>>64399532maybe you're just a coomer retard
This thread made me think of pic related
>>64398383>never have sex again?>again?Looks like I've caught you on a technicality, I've never had sex to begin with, meaning I could technically still get at least one go in.
>>64399522>>64399532It does speak to human nature. If all it took to distract man from chasing women was vidya and anime, it was never that big a part of his psyche. Anything that only applies in a 'most primal state' is just a circumstantial quirk.>>64399528I'm not saying playing vidya makes it impossible to get a girl, but it's an activity a lot of men put significant energy into which actively decreases your chances of getting laid. If men were primarily motivated by sex, no man would ever play vidya.
>>64399552> If all it took to distract man from chasing women was vidya and anime, it was never that big a part of his psycheThat doesn’t follow. The question is still “how load bearing are these things?”. Perhaps porn does register in the brain as a close enough approximation of sex (it does, hence rampant porn addiction). The libido is one hell of a force of nature and it can not go unsatisfied.>in the primal stateThere is a time and a place to which we are best adapted (it’s not here, it not now). The place where selective pressures would be at their least intense, and the environment with which we’d interface with the least amount of friction possible. I’m not sure exactly how to word it, but that’s what I mean by “in the primal state”. Some intrinsic quality of man that will persist no matter what environment you put him in.
>>64398383Whatever happened to Clive Owen?Haven't seen him in a film in probably 15 or so years
sexe with gunne
>>64399577>Perhaps porn does register in the brain as a close enough approximation of sex (it does, hence rampant porn addiction).That makes it sound more like a nuisance urge than a core motivation.
>>64399473Not true
>>64399585looks like he needed a new hiphttps://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/yorkshire-farms-clive-owen-forced-32141919
>>64398383My penis is a gun
Ive never done either where does that leave me?
>>64398383Well op, if Id never have sex again eventually one of those guns id be shooting would be aimed at my own head, now wouldn't it
>>64399248You're the stupid one. Giving up one of your God-given constitutionally protected rights just for some pussy (or asshole, depending how you swing)? Not only are you a retard that is completely controlled by your base instincts, but you are also a simp of the highest order.>yes m'lady, for a crumb of your worn out snatch I'll get rid of my guns
>>64399473Most men also don't ask grizzly bears for sex but the bear is statistically less likely to ruin your life
>>64398383Sex obviously. I probably own tens of thousands of dollars worth of guns, and spend like 90% of my day thinking about guns. You never said I couldn't ever fap again. If I want to impregnate my gf then we can just use the ol' turkey baster. Anyone who would choose to give up guns over sex is a normalfag who doesn't belong here and should GTFO.
>>64399473>zoomers are fagsWe know
>>64400299It’s not a smart or stupid thing. More like “it my imperative, by nature, to ejaculate inside the girls”. It just is what it is. Yeah my opinion of the type of creature I am is very low, but accurate imo.>yes m’lady blah blah blah vaginaRegrettably, the m’lady with her vagina is one of the most valuable things in existence. You can word it the way you did and make it sound absurd, but it’s true. There isn’t really a limit to what we will do to fuck.
>>64399688It can be both
>>64400925my imperative, by nature, is to tease dorks like you for holding such stupid things as sacred tenants.
>>64399577>The libido is one hell of a force of nature and it can not go unsatisfiedIt can be satisfied without pursuing women at all now, of which a very large number of men have taken to doing. Men have a core drive to make their dick feel good with a woman's body or the closest approximation of that, not a core drive to interact with and pursue women. If I wanna satisfy my libido, I can just beat off to anime women. It's far quicker, easier, and far, far more pleasant than having to interact with women in the real world. When I think about having to deal with women in the real world there is no feeling of eagerness or excitement, or any drive that makes me want to push through their bullshit even for satisfying libido. All I feel is fatigue, and dread at how much time, money, and effort I have to sink into someone I know isn't gonna share anything in common or even give a shit about me beyond my ability to subsidize her existence and make her pussy tingle. So I go jerk off to anime women, that don't give me feelings of fatigue and dread, and any kind of urge that might result in me interacting with women is completely gone.
>>64400974>holding sacred tenetsIt’s not some principle, or belief, or part of my orthodoxy. More like just an observation that males are motivated by ejaculation inside the females (duh, all instinct exists to maximize reproductive output). Yeah I’m not terribly fond of it, I’d like it better if I were a cleaner, Godly, higher status being, but alas I am a dumb ape.
>>64398715>There isn’t really anything anyone would sacrifice sex forSaid like a teenager lmao.
>>64398383>implying I have had sexBenn on /k/ since 2006 btw have shot many boolits.
