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Yes you are the only one who still cares.
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>>64410662>tfw you forgot to typethat's a wild gif
Random question: do flat gals produce less milk than non flat gals?
>>64410637Reminder.
>>64410637Posted this a couple of threads ago but I thought more /k/omrades might be intererested so doing it again for the weekend:I've been off /k/ for a while (miss you, Moot) so can I ask if /ak/ patches are still a thing? I've been sweeping out some of the kipple this past week and found these in the bottom of a box - they're all well over a decade old.The owl is from Sora no Woto (Sound of the Sky) - the TRUMPETAH anime that taught weeaboos how to sing Amazing Grace.The blue patch is from Upotte!, the original gun-girl anime and I think one of the shows that really got /ak/ going to begin with.The C3 patches are from Stella C3, the Airsoft tryhards anime that spawned a lot of SpecOps: The Line memes.I also have a bunch of duplicates of the emblem of the Social Welfare Agency, the organisation from Gunslinger Girl (AKA weeaboo Leon The Professional).It was cool to dig these up, it was a blast from the past.
>>64410637Just in time, all according to keikaku
>>64410787imagine.....
>>64410662i see...
>>64410830 They're still a thing I think. Lardagus comes around regularly and he has some stuff in the patch thread
>>64410774Yes. No I will not cite my source.
new 'shimi just dropped
>>64410935POOR FUCKING INFANTRY
>>64410830I have a /k/ patch on my plate carrier, and an /ak/ related one in the mail. I'll post it when it gets here.
>>64410954GIWTWM
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>>64410660>>64410675Stop staring at me with em big ole eyes!
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>>64410774Do Croatian women like house husbands they can forcibly marry? I kinda enjoy cooking and baking and would be happy just doing that all week, especially since I could bake a loaf of bread to use at the start of the week instead of having to buy them
>>64411448No. All slavic women like traditional men. And their version of traditional means a Scythian warlord who will steal her from her tribe, murder her brother and father, and then breed her while demanding she never think again, only cook and clean and raise babies.We're talking she'll call you a homosexual and threaten to leave if you ask what she wants for dinner. You do not ask. You tell her what she is going to eat.
I LOVE DORKSI LOVE DORKSI LOVE DORKShttps://youtu.be/SU-CruY3NH0
More Pencil Skirts and Guns
>>64410944Cite it. There are no disadvantages to flat women.>>64411384seggs>>64411448 Well, it depends. My now Croatian wife
MAN I REALLY PRESSEDE ENTER>My now Croatian wife(CONT.) married me within a few days of metting her as to not get rattled. So probably. >>64411479All women are like that my boy, if'n I was a free man I could probably fill that role
>>64411479Sounds kinda useless as a wife then if she can’t recite Bible verses to me
>>64411632Do you own any Serbian camo? Seems to be becoming more widely available these days
>>64411638>Do you own any Serbian camo?Yes. Just a shirt but it's hot. >Seems to be becoming more widely available these daysTrue but people want extortionist prices for them. Also they tend to be faded since when the Yugos made them they used some lower quality dye to make them, or so I've heard.
>>64411647I’m tempted to grab a Serbian woodland vest..they look comfy
>>64411694Vests like those are pretty cozy, I kinda wanted to get one but I already have jackets and stuff so I skipped out on it. If I found a Serbian jacket for like sub 55 dollars and was in my size I'd buy it
>>64411722Good taste Oji-san
>>64411621how do you run in those anyways
good Caturday everyone!
what is Springfield Schizos next big arc? and why hasn't he been taking the bait on things recently? he's trolling us but we can't troll him......
>>64412010poor catgirl...
M-mommy?>>64412065Banging your mom.
Dumb horny fox found the alcohol and lingerie
>>64412317Make yuri ntr of her.
>>64411384Why is this facial expression so hot?
>>64412010Catgirls are allowed too?
>>64412377Why does that muzzle brake look different?
>>64412401Lots of different muzzle brakes, anon. Probably something aftermarket. I remember Valgear talking about his AK, both his flash hider and suppressor was made by local college students
Imagine RPK-16 preparing a suprise birthday party for you
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>>64412377>Catgirls are allowed too?foxgirls are allowed on fox friday, so why wouldn't catgirls be allowed on Caturday?
>>64412317would pick her up, carry her to the bed, pull her close and...brush her tail
>>64412010That catface paint job on that A10 would be really funny on a real one. I know they do the Warthog ones, but I don't think they have done really any funny ones?
>>64412317>>64412322I want to be Yuri NTR'd so bad.
>>64412455Nice!
>>64412503Imagine marrying one of these two and than watching them fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWkzEGNhhU would female knight armor based off female fashion spoil the appeal of lady knights? you could maybe categorize lady knights as a type of tomboy if so
>>64412517Imagine your knight wife gets defeated in battle.But the rival knight fucks her instead of killing her.
>>64412517>>64412539HOT SWEATY MEDIEVAL SESBIAN LEX!
>>64412539 oh, i guess long armor skirts would make that harder huh
>>64412616Based Yuri NTR fantasy squasher.
>>64412317How did her butt get so large?
>>64412876This is in the future
>>64412549Why is she always looking at me like that, I feel threatened
>>64412517Women in armor look great
>>64412987Why would you fear her love?
I want her to whisper in my ear
>>64413042I'm a married man so I'd pepper spray her
>go to very first milsim airsoft event last weekend, 40 hrs>bring M16A2 with 1k blanks because I wanna be loud>wind up having to leave in the first few hours because I started getting nauseous and vomiting out of nowhere, took prescription anti-nausea shit and it did almost nothing>wasnt exerting myself much at all and drinking plenty of water, well fed etc>find a red blister/bump on my forehead following morning when home, something bit me and I didnt feel it>talking with friends last night and look into it, had most of the symptoms of a brown recluse biteNot only did I get screwed out of a good weekend because some arachnig, but God was given a golden opportunity to get me off this gay earth, and didn't take it. I bought an M1903 to make myself feel better about it all
>>64413070Don't think that would work mister
>>64413164>springfield smoking after seggsidk why but that would be hot and i hate the smell of smoking too
>>64410774No. The fat in the chest isn't the same thing as the milk glands themselves. While the size of milk glands can be a factor, it's been recorded that some flatter women have been able to produce more than women with big breasts. Breast milk production has more to do with the amount of milk ducts, generally the more the better. However, this is also a crapshoot answer because hormones and regular use (be it feeding or pumping) are the two biggest factors in how much milk a woman produces. A flat woman could potentially produce more milk than a busty woman. Visually, big breasts imply more milk but this isn't always the case.t. I worked at a bakery where one of the contracted products was special galactagogue cookies designed to help women produce more milk, so I learned a lot about breastfeeding.
>>64413157She'd have to deal with the Mrs. then.>>64413180I win.>special galactagogue cookies designed to help women produce more milkWhat?
whoops meant for >>64413193
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>64412876>>64412889Dumb fox is eating all the rations to get ready for mating season and pregnancy
Damn this girl is pretty cute, I bet she is nice!
>>64413361Small chest with a fat ass is the best combo out there
>>64413361I haven't smoked for 3 years, but it sure looks like I've got an excuse to start again. The health effects seem irrelevant now after your post game me terminal cancer.
>>64413216>She'd have to deal with the Mrs. then.Do you know how long it takes for a body to dissolve using sodium hydroxide?
>>64413372Hell yeah
I love gorilla women
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>>64412317Smart horny pregnant Jew playing hide and seek
I made an update to my previous colouration to explain the feelings i have for this boat.
A knife is legally a deadly weapon in itself. Meaning it is designed or adapted to be capable of, or by use or intended use is capable of, inflicting serious bodily injury or death. Unless you can prove you were only trying to castrate the weebdemocrat, after which he became violent and reckless.
>>64413372Wrong, flat both sides is superior tactically speaking. If you're taking cover or hiding the enemy can more likely see their behind than a completely flat gal.>>64413392What does it concern you that I do?
>>64413361why is their butt so big...
>>64414216it's ai
A BUNCH OF FUGGIN HELICOPTERS N SHIT PASSED OVER ME RIGHT NOW
>>64414224>>64414216Lore accurate fat ass!
>tfw AK-15 dents the car AGAIN by leaning on itHow do I discipline this big dumb dork?
>>64414273Forgot pic of dork perpetrator
>>6441427330mm APDS, she won't feel anything else.
>>64414286IT ISNT WORKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64414286>>64414312I think she is unironically using autocannon rounds as grenades by literally hurling them at enemies. God I love AK-15
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>>64414322The idea of someone who could lift a minivan over her head and throw it at someone being an adorably awkward dork just does things to me man.
Same man, love the contrast
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>>64412065>Schizos next big arc?He's supposed to be demonstrating his skill as a pistolero next spring / summer >>64368206 with the reputation of 1911's chambered in .45 ACP at stake
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>>64414466no bulli qt floof!
>>64414479How would Springfield react to you just randomly calling her mommy?
>>64414381Strength of a gorilla; heart of a maiden.
>>64414526The blush lines in this pic always look like eye wrinkles to me which makes AK-15 look like a milf
>>64414479Raw
>>64414543To quote my optometrist, is that better or worse?
>>64414577I love middle aged women
Saw a dead dog on the side of the highway after work. Don't have anywhere else to put this and it upset me greatly. Pretty sure it was a pet, owner is a dumb bitch for letting it somehow get out
>>64413139>brown recluse bite>on foreheadYour face is gonna fall off holy shit
>>64414526Absolute wife material
>>64413139If you die can I have the 1903
>>64413139Go to the hospital, idiot.
>>64413415Nakadashi with her, NOW
>>64414652The thought of this dork being strong as an ox yet silently clings to you when sitting by you makes me wild
>>64414494The way you would react to a slag calling anyone "daddy">>64414625>Saw a dead dog on the side of the highwayI've seen this multiple times. One looked like a German Shepherd, another had scattered remains but the leg was the shape and colour of a Blue Nosed Pitbull's.>it upset meMight feel the same if I wasn't constantly prepared to defend myself against a dog that size or his owner with my EDC
>>64414448I WILL TOLERATE NO BLASPHEMIES AGAINST JOHN MOSES BROWNING (PBUH) AND HIS HOLY DESIGNS! The 1911 is the greatest handgun known to man! All others are merely cheap attempts at reaching his perfect glory! THERE IS NO GUN DESIGNER BUT JOHN MOSES BROWNING AND THE 1911 IS HIS PERFECT CREATION! ALL. FUCKING. HERETICS. WILL. BE. CLEANSED!
>>64414642>>64414656I'm fine. I was wondering how I was alive with my forehead still intact if I did get bit by one. Turns out only about 10% of brown recluse bites cause any kind of necrosis, and I just wound up with every symptom short of a fever and necrosis itself.>>64414654Maybe
>>64414898That pistol that bears his name is chambered in 9x19
>>64414950I always associate the Hi-power with the Poles for some reason. Not even Poland just the Poles
>>64414625Shame.
>>64414977Curious
>>64414950PISTOLS THAT WERE COMPLETED BY THAT (((BELGIAN))) HEATHEN ARE NOT BROWNINGS! HE WOULD’VE MADE IT IN 45 ACP IF NOT FOR DAINTY EUROPEAN SENSIBILITIES!
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>>64415078He designed his own version of 9mm, 9x20 Browning Long.
>>64415135chocolate french
Fuck guns.
>>64415191yeah
>>64415191If picrel was a woman what'd she look like?
>>64415221Very scary in the beautiful but intimidating kind of way.
I WANT RPK-16 TO STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64415221over 7' tall and insists on princess carrying you (your no's will do nothing to stop her)
>>64415325Spammers are literally mentally ill
>>64415221I don't mean to alarm you, but... check this dudes trip. >>64415405
>>64415325This post contains a hidden message. If we take the post body text "I WANT RPK-16 TO STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and remove the spaces that totals to 85 characters. Adding the filename, and subtracting numerals we add an additional 17 characters(Gzx5tvQaoAIu7Ws.jpg->GzxtvQaoAIuWs.jpg) for a total of 112, or the sum of 14+88. Anon is requesting a firearm (rpk-16), physical support from his commanding officer (step on me). He is signaling that he requires ammunition capable of penetrating kevlar armor with the two numerals in the filename that we set aside earlier (5 and 7, 5.7 FN). The capital letters in his filename (GQAIW) are present to allow searching for a tweet, located herehttps://x.com/matv_ivan/status/483972253701242882to a Russian bot account functioning as a numbers station, an identifying feature to begin decryption of his coded message. I wouldn't recommend clicking on the link present in the above tweet, it will probably rape your hdd or something.>>64415397I'll show you mentally ill
>>64415432Nooo the hidden message is i have a fetish for high heels and want her to make an indent in my face with hers. is that so hard to understand?
>>64415291>>64415383As much as I love flat gals that sounds hot>>64415430It is what it is>>64415466That sounds a bit painful not gonna lie. The wife's beatings have surface area going for them at least
>1910's-20's actually had a pretty big rise in liberal degeneracy, sexual liberation movements across the globe, fag shit popping up everywhere, even German cross dressing clubs becoming a thing until the later half of the 1920's when the economy starts getting bad, triggering a wave of right wing sentiment and economically getting slowly worse and worse until the stock market crash in 1929.This is sounding awfully familiar...
>>64415562Oh don't worry, we have a long way to go. Remember, one of the first things the Nazis did was close down child brothels. We're nowhere near a political climate where that will be possible in America yet.
>>64415543>As much as I love flat gals that sounds hotjust admit that they're inferior bro. Its okay. You can say it.
>>64415698>just admit that they're inferior broYou can't prove it. Flat women are simply better.
>>64415543>That sounds a bit painful not gonna lie. The wife's beatings have surface area going for them at least this is true. this is why AK-15 wears dress shoes and not heels in her suit. More surface area to kick you with
>>64415753Enough is enough nigger. I fucking bet that warehouse lady that groped you from behind was fucking stacked and you loved the feeling of it. Could a flat woman have given the same feeling? Certainly not. Now admit that women that are built like the himalayan salt flats are INFERIOR
>>64415761I want to pat pat head so much
>>64415776When AK-15 kicks, her intention is to kill. Thankfully she's too much of a dork to be a full on sadist, I imagine she once tried BDSM but couldn't figured out what half the toys did and just "improvised" leading to a very bizarre scene of the commander wearing a strap on on his head while tied up and pretending to be a narwhal under AK-15's command.
>>64415786>I fucking bet that warehouse lady that groped you from behind was fucking stacked and you loved the feeling of it.Ok maybe I'll admit that, but not that flat gals aren't hot
>touch screen keyboardAbsolute trash, belongs in the garbage.
>>64415806>but couldn't figured out what half the toys did and just "improvised" leading to a very bizarre scene of the commander wearing a strap on on his head while tied up and pretending to be a narwhal under AK-15's command.Holy shit CUTE. I need a doujin of this NOW.Also reminds me of when I was at a Spencer’s the first time earlier this year and I thought their chokers were necklaces. A friend I was with saw me looking at them and clarified those were chokers, not necklaces, and then I realized they sold sex toys there which I didn’t previously know
