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don't have any ND stories to share, but here's my childhood encounter with aliens (trust me it's a /k/
story)

>be me, 10
>recently moved to a farm
>get told to go out after dinner and check on buildings to make sure everything is locked up
>still a little bitch afraid of the dark
>older brother (age 14) gets told to come help me
>he brings his 10/22
>barn first, no issues, just neves
>go to check the steel building and that's when we see it
>a fucking grey figure, moving, barely illuminated by my 60 luman light
>we both freak out and my brother opens up on it with the 22
>it doesn't drop
>we move closer to it
>realize it was a fucking sweatshirt on the newly hung clothes line
>find 4 holes in dads new shirt
>we agree to say he shot at a raccoon

would the guys over on paranormal get a kick out of this story?
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>>64410951
That drawing is just a negro without a noise
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>>64410962
thanks for the bump, kind stranger
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>>64410951

Your brother and you learned a valuable lesson, do not fire upon something that is not 100% identified. However, it seems that you have not understood it yet.
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>>64410951
Nice try, but we both know it was a Nephilim (alien grey in secular terms) and when your Bro shot it, it could no longer maintain its shape, so it had to shift to sweatshirt form and exit its shell.
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>>64410962
lol
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>>64414632
just say bump, you faggot
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I need someone to post the webm of the dude fucking the alien on the table so I can goon to it.
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>>64410962
It looks like a girls.
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>>64410951
>My brother shot a g(r)aylien
Big if true
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>>64410951
Ok but where did he shoot a grey alien?
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>>64415287
mistook the grey sweatshirt for an alien, which I was deathly afraid of as a kid cause the movie signs
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>owned guns for 7 years since I turned 18
>almost 25 once
>never ND'd
Almost had a situation once though. Fucking around with pistol, dry fire but forget if I cleared. Luckily I always do when I come home
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>>64417149
>almost 25 now*
I'm havinf a stroke apparently



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