How fearsome are the female red berets of Venezuela?
>>64434720Who?
You know what's fearsome? the idea of being forced to see the stupid psyops of langley retard
>>64434720idc. Fuck off with the astroturfing government psyop
>>64434720super fearsome, they yell and march and don't afraid of anything
>>64434720Venezuelan women are very fearsome in the fields of larceny, prostitution and selling disgusting food off a stolen supermarket cart.t.Chilean
>>64434904Kek
>>64434720Like most Latinas, they are very fearsome in the bedroom.>>64434904Based
>>64434914>Sir, we must not allow the BBW gap
>>64434720VeryI absolutely would not want them to capture me and keep me as a POW and torture me, at first for information then for their own amusement
>>64434720>*five minutes after a battallion of tall white gringos hits the beaches*
>>64434914THEY DRAFTED ESCOBAR'S HIPPOS?!?!
>>64434720pretty fearsome in bed I'd imagine.
>>64434910They can also be CC'd.
>>64434914heavy infantry
>>64434914I thought the V spics were starving? Why are Latinxes so obese even when they are poor?
>>64435094Calorie rich, nutrient poor. Like all those Göringesque Palestinian men.
>>64435098This.The only place you really find some emaciated bastards are some really dirt-poor, war-turn, famine-fucked parts of Africa. Everywhere else where there's poverty, they may have food, but it's usually cheap, hyperprocessed packaged shit with a terrible nutrient balance (high on cheap fats, salt, and sugar, low on protein, vitamins, and minerals).
>>64435114Fattening them up for MRE production?
>>64435094There are always ways to get extra food. Women in North Korea prostitute themselves for food.
>>64435124MRE's are people!
>>64435094Meat is expensive. Carboslop is so cheap it's almost free.
>>64435078kek
>>64434720Fearsome at taking dick, perhaps.
>>64434737They should go back to copying and painting /pol/ memes yellow and saying they made memes to counter China influence
>>64434904Just like chilean women in the US.
>>64434720The red shirts are just for internal security. They basically are just there to shake down the wealthier people (who mostly live up on the mountains around Caracas instead of downtown, like the opposite of Brazil, so they shake them down and harass them and occasionally murder them whenever they come into the main part of the city. Against any actual military they would get obliterated instantly
>>64436284>They basically are just there to shake down the wealthier people (who mostly live up on the mountains around Caracas instead of downtown, like the opposite of Brazil, so they shake them down and harass them and occasionally murder them whenever they come into the main part of the city.Based. Compost the rich
>>64434720>red berets> redAppropriate. Once a month they are terrifying and obnoxious for about three to five days.
>>64435078oh fuck youI lol'd so out loud you made my cat shit the bed.
>>64434720Fearsomely good at bouncing on>muh dik
>>64436284Oh no I would HATE to be shaken down by them and ganged up on..
>>64434720I'm reminded of Gadaffis bodyguards. Ukraine has proved female can be extremly effective and useful componets in a real military in a war of national defense but the turd world and the global commie mouth being what it is these are just parade material playing dress up
>>64434720imagine
>>64435139I got a Snickers.
>>64435077lol it's fake
>>64434720>ALICE compase pouchFirst military use for tampons?
>>64437124I just KNEW that couldn't be real! You really have to watch out on the internet! I wonder how much those limes are?
>>64434720I'm plenty scared of whatever STDs those things are carrying around.
>>64434720If they can kill me then I’m scared
>>64434914>Why do I have to run more?The lard ass is like why can't I take first spot?
Why don't some rich fucks just take over if everything is compliant on fear? Just oust Maduro and work on getting everything under control while also purging people like pic related. Even the Venezuelans have to understand that the way they live is less than ideal.
>>64437115>Ukraine has proved female can be extremly effective and useful componets in a real military in a war of national defenselol
>>64437207I don't think you know how society works.
>>64437207>>64437227The goverment has a mass of supporters that live off it through gibs programs and they'll fight to preserve it, no dictatorship is ever a single man with absolute power, there's always an underline structure supporting the system, there's always a element of popular support in an autocracy.
>>64434914the most popular member of the squad - everyone else can take cover behind her
>>64434914Poor thing. She just wants to play too.
>>64437227>how society works."Government" is about taking other people's money and spending it. It's about wealth distribution in every case. Every case.
>>64437227No, not quite. But its sad to hear how the average Venezuelan lives while they rile them up with jingoistic talk. I doubt they're that dumb, even if they're thirdies.
It's crazy we are about to see America have its own 3 day SMO.
>>64434720Bunch of women with guns wearing fancy outfits... the women not the guns.What could possibly go wrong?
>>64437328#YetAnotherWarUSAWillLose#YAWUWL
>>64437328>3 day#AllBeOverByXmas
>>64434720You would think it's an scene of some woke film.
>>64436284Those chicks in the OP are part of a regular army unit from the shoulder path, different from the militia, but one thing the government has done is create this separate reserve / paramilitary / goon squad force (the Bolivarian Militia) as an attempt to coup-proof themselves.
>>64437239This.Even if it's a tiny portion of the population, as long as they're getting gibs and are well armed while everyone else is not, they can keep the whole country in line.
>>64437369>Those chicks in the OP are part of a regular army unit from the shoulder path, different from the militia, but one thing the government has done is create this separate reserve / paramilitary / goon squad force (the Bolivarian Militia) as an attempt to coup-proof themselves.A handful of Ukranian female frontline fighters would have their entrails as hair braidsWhat works for Europeans does not translate to primitives.
>>64437393>frontline fightersThey are mostly drone operators.
>>64437395Like to see you say that to the sface of someone like Yulia Mykytenko who lead a recon and assult squad. She's killed a small town of ziggers in direct combat avenging her husband. You'd piss yourself if she snarled at you.
>>64437409She cute :3
>>64437440She's a righteous psycho but good at it. Fair play to her.
>>64434720>Latina battalions The biggest problem would be stopping the 18-21 year old horny 0311s from impregnating every last one of them. Each one would have to be issued with shock collars.
>>64437340Here's to Christmas in Caracas!
>>64437393I love the blue chocolate chip!
>>64434720Oh noooooThey might make me pay for dinner D:
>>64437486Honestly I don't know why everyone is focusing on the idea of hard force here to make Venezuela cave.The economic collapse there is so bad, all you really need to do is offer a shitload of arepas, empanadas, and beauty supplies (for the ladies) and you'd start mass mutinies.
>>64437508Monke in the White House demands it
>>64435124Peanut butter and wheat mostly.
>>64437508The issue is that the economy is so shit that running drugs into the US is now lucrative. I know Europeans only give a shit about Russia but the US has more than one boogeyman.
>>64437525Thank kissinger for that.
>>64434720They would probably serve as a decent distraction, a real unit could retreat or maneuver while the enemy was busy raping them all.And considering this is South America, the STDs incapacitating enemy combatants would just count as a bonus.
>>64437480>I love the blue chocolate chip!I like that venezuaelas dictator was inspired by Gadaffi to give its parade girls red berrets too (pic). Clearly he's a subscriber to "Tinpot Dictator Fashion Monthly"
>>64437239>here's always an underline structure supporting the systemin his case despised street gangs and a network of informers getting 'respect muh authorita' gibs dusted off with a layer of kremlin propagandist spammers and some fat crooks running drugs and trafficing operations. Weak as fuck
>>64436494the real maure is always commies in the end though, every fucking time
>>64434914imagine the smell pure braaap
>>64437468>Each one would have to be issued with shock collars.It's just gonna make them bust harder.
>>64437369Anti western kremlin Commies with nuggets. I'm blueballed for a river of their blood.
>>64434914Oh lawd she comin’!
>>64434720Latinas scare me stiff, but that's fine as long as it doesn't last more than four hours.
>>64437525Man wouldn't be crazy if the government just nationalized the drug trade by allowing Johnson and Johnson or Pfizer to make drugs amd distribute them goverment channels at rates far below those the cartels could offer. Undesirables could be easily marked, the cartels would go broke, and the US could stop wasting money on the DEA.>but where will the CIA get its black box funds fromSelling drugs to the chinese obviously.
>>64437918cia's black box funds are from crypto and insider trading now. that or there are some strangely pro-CIA early investors in bitcoin and other coins
>>64434914They could singlehandedly defeat the entire USMC and half the Army. Every private would be lining up to marry one.>>64437930Based CIA doing something right for once.
>>64437328>>64437340>>64437476This but completely unironically.
Have Latinx ever won a war before?
>>64438323Yes. Many.
>>64434914Cia glowies btfo
>>64434914>sometimes we have food, sometimes we don't
>>64434914What am I supposed to be seeing here? That they don’t have magazines?
>light-hearted thread making fun of some turdies>immediate broken english seething about the government, cia, glowies, psyops
>>64437207>c’mon, just go and topple the regime, dudeReal life isn’t Far Cry. You catch one bullet and the revolution is over.
>>64437409>this person totally has the perfect story for a propaganda puff piece except it’s totally real, guys>also she’s a front line baddie and there’s not a spec of dirt on her or any wear on her uniform either and she has pigtailsI don’t believe anything I hear about that war.
>>64437525>running drugs into the US is now lucrative >nowHow has it never been lucrative before? They wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t lucrative, dumbass.
>>64437207>Just
>>64438150>Every private would be lining up to marry one.kek
>>64438510>>also he's a front line movie star and there’s not a spec of dirt on him or any wear on his uniform either and he has hair pomade
>>644386223ID chad
>>64438524Most people that can leave comfy lives don't become drug runners anon. The majority of cartel members are broke as fuck and living paycheck to paycheck.
>>64438684like most business drug running is and has always been extremely lucrative the closer you are to the top, no shit the average gang banger hired or coerced into doing the most dangerous part of drug running isn’t a millionaire retard
>>64438703You're so close to comprehending how a shittier economy translates into more drug running, but you wanna live in poopoopeepee retard valley of stupid arrogance.
>>64438709feel free to explain
>>64434720>How fearsome are the female red berets of Venezuela?I bein afeared of nothing, but if I seen those strong, independent and empowered womens coming for me, I'd be doing a 360 and running away for me life.
>>64437239>The goverment has a mass of supporters that live off it through gibs programs and they'll fight to preserve itstill baffling that the two dudes who got psyopped into trooning by a dominatrix (Buck Angel's ex, no less) managed to come up with something so fucking based
>>64434720Protect our Venezuelan gangs!
>>64438644And an inspiration to manlets everywhere.
>>64437468This. All the hadji pussy dried up. Time to move to greener pastures
>>64438855i don't get this one
