New Russian turtle tank just dropped
>>64442166For fucks sake...The (gayass) 40k ork esthetic is so strong that it HAS to be intentional at this point.
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>a motherfucking orkish Ha'takStargate x 40k when?!
In mother russia everything converges into dachas.
Is that Baba Yaga's hut?
>>64442166This got to be AI generated ... it isn't.
>>64442166This looks like a monster from '70s Doctor Who.
>>64442166The WAGHHHH Bus
>>64442217AI can stitch up an image from millions of existing images. This is a one of a kind.
>>64442166The Baba Yaga is real.
Pyramid head tank corrupted by aids and cancer
>>64442166they work and ukies are copying them from the russians
>>64442166That must kill the range by half
>>64442230>copyThaley aren't pilling razor wire on their shit.
>>64442166It looks like an hellish land crawler CSS Virginia.
>>64442179>ork aestheticMore than you realize
>>64442244Looks like an Easter Island Head
>>64442166Holy shit, it's the ironclad Virginia risen again and now cruising the steppe
>>64442166The cuck cage evolved to it's final form, the cuck yurt
>>64442166Imagine losing against this.
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>>64442348Imagine not winning with this.
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>>64442230they dont work and it makes it impossible for the crew to get outnot only will you burn but you will also get tangled in razor wire great idea
>>64442233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdA_fLC7WIQ
>>64442605They DO work and makes it impossible for the crew to get AIDSNot only will you bang you will also get your penis tangled in female pubic hair great idea
>>64442605there are multiple videos of them working faggot, that's why even ukies copy them.>makes it impossible for the crew to get outnot a problem for russians.
>>64442166do they float tho?
>>64442166>just fuck my shit up
>>64442166You may not like it, but 'this' is what the ideal armor looks like.
>>64442166>Pic related, a russian tank batallion ready to attack
>>64442166No more please
>>64442348Imagine having to resort to this
>>64442166Remember when we thought THIS was the depths of their depravity
>>64442605>it makes it impossible for the crew to get outThat's the point, boyo.
>>64442166How do you get in?How do you get out?if its a tank, wheres the turret?How does driver see where he is going?How much fuel does it consume?I have so many questions.
>>64442166Looks like a literal idol to Gork & Mork on top.
Surprised that it managed to drive through as many mines as it did desuhttps://youtu.be/YxeH4ik1_Fs?si=AmYnoC8FcOhxo0um
>>64442605>makes it impossible for the crew to get outSo your saving money on payments to injured soldiers? Win!
>>64444795>How do you get in?once, then we weld it shut. for added safety.>How do you get out?>I have so many questions.don't worry about it, now drive on for mazza rashia, cumrade!
>>64442648>pozzians>any body of waterSet up a lada booking in advance.
>>64442230Ukies don’t make abominations like these t least
>>64442244Didn't Tolkien invent Orks and based them entirely on the Russians?
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>>64442244Haredim ork
>>64442643No they fucking don't. We have multiple videos of these shed tanks getting blown up with drones.
>>64445366they work and ukies copy them you retard so shut up
>>64445366>We have multiple videos of these shed tanks getting blown up with drones.Everything dies retard, the difference is how far they can go without spontaneous destruction. There is literally nothing wrong with the concept other than the fact that the tank cant be used as a tank anymore, it requires escort. However, the tradeoff is the ability to shrug off and absorb much more shit than a bog standard T-whatever or BMP.
>>64444990No.
>>64448014>There is literally nothing wrong with the concept>crew is blind>tank cant shoot>tank has to carry an additional ton>crew cant bail > the tradeoff is the ability to shrug off and absorb much more shit than a bog standard T-whatever or BMP.that junk couldnt absorb crapif you are going to make the vehicle useless by adding a shed, you might as well just take the entire turret off and turn it into an Achzarit
>>64442605>and it makes it impossible for the crew to get outIt's a feature, not a bug.
>>64444430So THIS is where the vaunted Russian tank reserves are! They were hidden in plain sight all along!
>>64444795>How do you get in?During assembly.>How do you get out?You don't.>if its a tank, wheres the turret?It's a septic tank, it doesn't need one.>How does driver see where he is going?He doesn't need to, it'll drive straight to Berlin.>How much fuel does it consume?Fuel? It runs on mobikpower. Ever seen the Flintstones car? Same principle.
>>64442166they're trying to disguise it as a barn
