Knowing what you know about him, but only using what weapons you currently have at your disposal, how would you kill the Batman?
>>64451593I got picture's of bruce wayne on epstein island
>>64451593deadfall
>>64451593Do what the Mad Hatter does but instead of drugging batman it would be Dimethylcadmium instead.
>>64451593>Conventional methods7.62x51, apply directly to the forehead.>FunnyLure him into a room completely sotted with Catchmaster. Stroke my erection as he gets to briefly experience my fetish of dispatching bat themed superheroes with sticky, sticky, goo. The last thing he sees before I free him of his mortal coil is thick ropey jets of cum arcing towards his cute little bat mask.>Think outside the boxSeduce him. Infect him with cancer causing HPV by pumping that rock hard batbussy raw for years until he finally succumbs to ass cancer. A pyrrhic victory.>Kissed by a rose from the grey... :'(
>>64451593Just Luigi Mangione him. He’s most vulnerable as Bruce Wayne, so the best time to take him out would be when he’s least aware of his surroundings. His usual opponents are easy to spot, the motherfucker doesn’t have any spideysense to save him, and he won’t be expecting a plain clothes civilian to randomly whack him in his innocuous businessman persona.
>>64451593Dox him as Bruce Wayne to his enemies and call it a day.
>>64451684through the miracle of plot armor, he would've stumbled upon this thread while looking for the hacker known as 4chan and prepared accordingly
>>64451593>What I know about himtell as many people as physically possible batman is bruce wayne, the batcave is under wayne manor, crims that want him dead might try to look, find out 'oh shit it's real'. He might die, he might just get dislodged and have his work be harder
>>64451593Banana in Batmobile tailpipes
>>64451593I wouldnt kill him. Id just give him a coca cola or something i guess, and of course, warn him of the dangers of cola and the effects of phosphoric acid on the teeth.
>>64451628You know that means nothing.
Get a job as a menial henchmen with one of his enemies, aim for his mouth when he shows up, and hope for the best.
>>64451593Shoot his parents, killing him inside
>>64451593Load 7.62 AP and dome him out of the batsuit with my M1
>>64451593Anonymous tip to the IRS.
>>64451931Jesus Christ. Do you also rape kittens for sport?
>>64451593Crime allie in trash camo. Mag dump on him with 556 ap. Alternatively pocket fent.
>>64451931There's no way he reported any of his bat-expenses to the IRS. They'd have a field day with him
unlessh a pack of pitbulls on him
>>64451931Absolute psychopath answer.
>>64455113>Alternatively pocket fentBatman actually has a contingency for that. Zur-En-Arrh is his alternative personality that dwells in his subconscious and takes over if he is ever mentally compromised.
>>64451931>batfucks face when reading the summons letterAbsolutely incredible answer
>>64451931Most of us were thinking too big, too grandiose. We were thinking like the same villains batman fights. We were thinking about how do we beat 'batman'. How do we beat 'batman' through bruce wayne. But this motherfucker, this fucker wasn't thinking about how to beat batman through or no through bruce wayne. He was thinking how do you beat bruce wayne. What a champion.
The Joker's roundabout ways are starting to seem rational.
>>64451740Based Beverley Hills cop.
>>64455281this plot was so fucking wild. batman smoking crack in order to stay insane
>>64451593shoot him
>>64455152There's nothing to report. Need to remember Wayne Enterprises is conglomerate tech company; all his batshit is probably on the books as field testing write offs.
I drop a piano on his head when he chases me up the stairs.
>>64451593blast him with piss
I'd rape the Batman
>>64451950How does that even work, does he file as The Joker. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have an actual job so he should have no taxable income.
Is there an easy way to get powers in the DC universe? The only way I can figure is to get a ring, but I don't have the willpower for green and I'm not seething enough to be red. Maybe yellow.
>>64451684Nah bro, Bruce Wayne never goes anywhere without his man Pennyworth. Not to mention half the Bat Clan.
>>64451593>how would you kill the Batman?kill? why kill?im a necromancer im joing gonna bring his parents to life and kill them again and again and again and again and again
