Stop fucking shooting out of the interior window. I don't care if you're shooting straight up, that shit comes back down eventually and I'm tired of finding lead in my laundry. Don't make me come down there again.
That's it dickhead, you put a hole through my boxers you're gonna fucking die
good news anonsI have figured out how to repair and operate the retractable roof over the central interior shaftif we all pile our respective stashes of CS gas together we should now be able to make the greatest hotbox of all time!
Notice:I think I dropped my grenade. If you live on a floor between 340 and 360, you might want to take cover from the shrapnel
>>64451908I didn’t move up to room 148 to STILL hear screaming in the room next to me. QUIET DOWN
>>64451908Will whoever is pissing out their window stop?>gravity>and horizontal velocity>bring your piss to my windowt. should have realized what "ground floor" means in a deep hole context
>>64451908Guys I think the w'rkncacnter that lives at the bottom of the tower woke up again, I tried walking up the stairs between floors 412 and 413 and noticed there were 7 extra floors in between them now. The good news is that all the ammo seems to be duplicated on the floors so if anyone needs any extra 7.62 I've got a bunch now!
Residents located between floors 261 and 278, we're banning the use of the word, "Opp" until the shooting stops. You do not have enemies. Stop shooting them.
>>64452440No I won't also can someone stop by the merchants shop and grab me a pack of cigarettes any brand except menthols, thanks
The Silicon Creatures are in the wallsagain
I think I lost a contact lens. Anybody seen it?t. floor 127
Is there any credibility to the rumours that the ground at the centre of the building is actually a missile silo?
>>64452831There's ground?
>>64452831its a trash heap
My roommate tied all our bedding together as a parachute and jumped, anyone seen him around floor 50? He promised to call. Also, anyone know where to get more bedding?
>>64453258oh so thats who went crunch on my balcony. do you care if the sheets are red and yellow now?
Floor 520 resident here, been hearing scratching sounds from the floor, might be from 519. Pipe down please, I'm trying to sleep. Also whoever lives down there take a fucking shower, you smell like wet dog and mildew, and I’m tired of that shit wafting through my window
>>64453155There oughta be something down there
>>64453213it's a missile covered in 23 tons of trash
>>64453363my grandpa told me it goes to the center of the earth and then up the other side, if you jump you just bounce back and forthbut he was on that slow-mo, I don't think he ever went lower than 78th floor
>>64451908Kris?
>>64451908Does anyone on floor 432 feel like the floor keeps changing? every time I leave my room its like the hallway keeps changing directions, just yesterday it felt almost an hour long, but I was fucked up that day. I was with a dude on 372 getting drunk and he thought I was insane, I also told him I occasionally hear growling noises and he told me to fuck off at that point. Anyways on the way back I found a bunch of vog-25 nades on floor 412 so I should be good
>Fires a 2S4 from the centerhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zJDqHwa9xVYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG(Y'know, I hope that has enough vertical clearance...)
>>64452559ate it, sorry
Whoever keeps fucking with my shortwave antennas on the roof, bring bomb disposal next time. one wrong touch and you'll get an eagle eye view of the area, nigga
I went down to floor 58 on a dare. I live on 333 for reference. Did you know that it's freezing cold down there? There's hoarfrost on the walls from the breath of the deep denizens. It's deadly silent too. I could hear my heart beat in the back of my head as I got closer, clutching my 10/22 close. The only thing I heard after floor 96 was a leaky pipe, I had to sing show tunes to myself to keep away the madness. Dark as well, I brought a lantern or I wouldn't be able to make it past 80 or so. I couldn't muster the courage to go beyond 58. There was a maggot-encrusted corpse on the floor, another, fresher corpse had its teeth buried in it's chest. I screamed and ran all the way up to 75 before I could find an elevator that worked. I could hear something behind me so I shot off a 10-round mag into the darkness. I heard shuffling away from me after the last round was gone, followed by the drip of blood. I'm all sore now from running, It feels worse than when I fell 5 floors down after I drank too much near the window. I told my friend that dared me to go kill himself. P.S. whoever is 8 or so floors above me stop fucking trying to hit those geese flying south. You're not gonna fucking get one.
>>64453822The whole area between 50 and B-50 are a dead zone. I feel bad for the people that got stuck below ground; we do our best to keep the air exchange working but eventually something is going to go wrong somewhere that maintenance won't be able to reach. Hopefully they figure something out down there before it's too late.t. Facilities mechanic
Any of y'all find that elevator that takes you all the way down to floor "-135"? I found it while cruising around floor 347 and took it out of boredom. Crazy stuff down there. Found a box filled with lugers that I wanted to take back up with me but got chased out by this Balrog lookin thing, whip and all. Fun fact, 7.62x54R is NOT adequate to stop a Balrog!
>>64453909The elevators that go below ground were all supposed to have been filled in but there are a few that keep moving around. If you go back where you found it I guarantee you it's going to be a 10-floor dumbwaiter or paternoster instead.
>>64452440>ground floorBullshit, nobody's seen that for centuries.
>>64453924>The elevators that go below ground were all supposed to have been filled in but there are a few that keep moving around.>If you go back where you found it I guarantee you it's going to be a 10-floor dumbwaiter or paternoster instead.Admin tried putting out rewards for reports, but stopped because of this. Maintenance in general on lower levels stopped because of weird shit like this. It was fucking pain in the ass trying to set up the 2nd and even 3rd Gen HVAC systems because the 1st Gen one kept fucking attaching itself to them and pumping low levels of chemical agents (basically samplings of every one you could imagine), and only stopped when it seemed to kill itself with N-Stoff one day.Also had instances of random pipes becoming pneumo-tubes to god knows where. If you find a container, as far as we can tell from reports, you have a 1 in 3 chance of a autocannon shell, a free grenade of varying type, or a live grenade of varying type.
>>64453924>>64454045You should take the next elevator you find bring friends many friends it is good down here send more maintenance workers we need maintenance as well send bunches and groups and take the elevators take them below to us below deep down take the elevators the ammo stocks are good we have ammo come down below to us with the elevators take them to us
>>64454077Yeah nah I'm throwing a few cans of mustard gas down the next elevator shaft I see, hope it ruins the day for some of you fucking mutants
To: somebody above level 48From: somebody below level 48Please stop letting your fucking toe nail clippings fall over the rail. It's disgusting.
>>64454903> dumps the whole clipWhat are you going to do about it?
>>64452483>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>get out normie judges!
>the guy living in my walls at floor 153Whoever it is, I am *this* close to shooting you. If I hear one more sound at 3 am I am taking out the Benelli.
>>64453939It's always somebody's first day managing the bottomless pit
GUYS IF YOU COULD STOP THROWING TRASH DOWN HERE THAT WOULD BE GREAT THE PLEAS COMING FROM THE FLOORS BELOW STOPPED A WEEK AGO AND IT'S ABOVE MY WINDOW NOW
we went to b -250 and my squadmate had a breakdown(pic related)couldn't find the bar
Found- Lost DogAnswers to Faggot so I figure its one of you guys down on 472The zipperheads on 474 say they'll give me $20 a pound otherwise so come get your animal
I found these old servers down on 127Any idea what a meatspin is?
>>64451908This would have been the best counter strike map
Err anons, I recommend everyone stay out the basement levels!
>>64453890Never happening. Doesn't matter anyways because there's clearly some holes down there. Word is that there are enclaves, but word is also that they aren't human anymore.It's an open secret that admin are planning to make a second zone from 51 to 99; frankly we've been lucky to hold the tenuous grip on them, "minor" intrusions not withstanding. We call it the "dying" zone.God bless the enclosed stairways, meant once upon a time as fire exits. They're strong enough to survive an explosion, inside the building or inside the stairway itself. They've been fortified in part because they're one of the few things we actually managed to plug; at multiple points you have to take platform elevators we nigger-rigged through a hatch. Landings below 50 have been slagged with thermite and other exotic compounds, so going deeper requires the use of unenclosed stairs.From these we can strategically launch "maintenance excursions," usually to cull "legacy infrastructure" (we slag it with explosives or thermite) or things causing problems. Rarely, very rarely, does an excursion ever actually fix anything, though when we do it's something precious (like the ancient sewage drainage, or the intra / extranet connections. Takes too fucking long, attracts shit you don't want to fight (keep in mind excursions usually have no less than 30 guys). Never goes below 50.my advice to tourists? Don't go below level 97, where the last outposts are, don't stray from the enclaves around the stairways. Bring nothing less than thermals. Never stop walking unless you're in a well lit area with *verifiable* people.Ignore any sounds from the pipes. Do not respond, IN ANY WAY, to noises from the pipes, pretend as well as you can that they are not making noise. They do not carry water. Stop trying to go down here to murder hobo. It's already full of things way better than you at it, that do not need guns.>>64456312bullcrapThis is level 52 type shit., there isn't even any dead murderhobos.
Has anyone been to Stairway G? I'm in it right now, I am in some odd market and I keep getting told it's 1979 and it's sirte in arabic.
>>64456540They took stairway G off of all the new maps for "security" reasons but I'm not sure whose security they meant. All I know for sure is that there's a shipping room somewhere down there that still holds crates of Slavshit addressed to the Provos. I'm pretty sure it's been forgotten, I go down there a few times a month and sell the RPGs I find to those guys near the roof who like to take pot shots at passing aircraft.
>>64456573Well, I think I passed that. But there is sand now. Tons of fucking sand. And I went back to the the door... It's not there anymore.
>>64456356If only you knew of the horrors that were down below!
>>64456691>upies acting as tourists when come down here
least funny thread up on /k/eddit right now
>>64456705That would be any of the 20+ ukraine threads.
>>64457467No, those are pretty funny.
Been dropping firecrackers out the window after I light them, think they’re detonating around floor 213. Can anyone confirm?
>>64457467Whats a you crane?
>>64452490Do we need to defrost the battleroids out of stasis to set off a SADM down there AGAIN? Last time they rewrote the timeline!
>>64456540Yeah man, you need to go west a few blocks if you want to go up. G has been discontinuous for months now. Can you grab me a AK or mosin while you're down there? I can pay you in canned corn and 40 mm grenades, but the slam bang I've been using to hunt pigeons is wildly insufficient to deal with the wall crawlers and I blew up half my fucking apartment getting the last one out.
>>64453462deltatroon?
who left this shit in my mail box again?I'm gonna do a fucking dna analysis and I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
Hey guys im going to be gone for halloween but I'll leave a bowl of mortar shells and some 8mm Lebel for any kiddies trick or treating please be considerate and dont take too much thanks
>>64455850>Any idea what a meatspin is?A game of bingo gone horribly wrong.
>>64458415>shit in my mail box again?You think that's bad? somebody is shitting in the top loading washer we use on the 200 level.>it's hell on chili night
>>64458766nahit's like doing the A-B-Cexcept you just keep counting numbers instead of lettersalso there's dick
>>64451908I'm not crazy. Four months ago i hid some MREs on the roof, wanted to see if they changed at all.First trip up there and the roof was on floor 1375.Second trip, 1388.Third trip, 1352.Fourth trip, 1376.The floors keep changing. There's more, then less. I know i counted it correctly. Has anyone else noticed this shit? Why are the newly existing floors already occupied and run down? Where did they come from - and where do they disappear to?Ps: the mres change if exposed to the elements. Pic rel is after 4 months on the roof, it started as beef stroganoff.
Anyone know where the moonshiners down on 151 get their molasses from? I want to make some Boston beans but none of the bodegas or markets seem to have any. I tried to go down and ask them but someone started shooting at me as soon as I tried to get off the elevator.
>>64454936>clip
>>64459003Pretty sure they grow and make it themselves in the rear areas. Bakeries by 167 apparently buy their sugar directly from the 150s.
>>64458935It's that fucking W̸̧͓͇̱̘̩͍̼̼̭͋̏̑̀'̶͍̪͙͎̤̐̆͛́̎̈͆̔̀͜ͅr̶̨̠͚̝̩̬̗̈̏̏̃͐̊̿͆͂̀̓̊͝k̷͚͔͊̉ņ̷̢̧̨͇̖̮̹̳̺͗̔̐͆͒͘c̷̨̫͇͍͉̻̦̗̖̟̜̟͓͊̓͗̈́͐̐̔̇̕͘͜a̷̛͉͓̭̙̎̏̓͑̄͒́̔̐̌̏͑͑̚ͅc̸͉̯̠̀̆́͊͘͘͜n̵̨̢̡͙͚͉͖̩͚͈͕̖͌̾͐̀̀͐̂͌̍͐̾̈͗̐͝t̵̢̨̡͇͔̱̟̥̩͆̑̂̓͜ȩ̸̢̨̟̥̠͕̠̙͖͎̤͖͔͉̄́ͅr̶͈͍̃̽̃̓͠ again. Someone wake up the security officer out of stasis so he can stun it with a forehead SADM again.
I don’t remember what the sun feels like. Sometimes, I can almost fool myself into thinking I saw a sliver of its light, far above me.
>>64459003It's the brown honey from the trash bees in the basement. Tasty though.
>>64451908The biomass in the basement ate another cat, this is getting out of hand, I tried shooting at it, but to no effect.
>>64459003>moonshiners down on 151>moonshiners on 151>moonshiners 151You should see what the whores on 69 do.
>>64459361Rattle off a month's supply of ammo non-stop, then put the barrel to your skin. Basically the exact same sensation as a sun beam.
I'm up on 294, and have any other anons noticed anything weird with the water here? I got up to grab some the other night. It caused me to black out. When I came too, I was all the way down on floor 23 with some kind of strange sigils tattooed onto my arms and of more concern, a suspiciously sore asshole.
>>64452831>>64453213sanitation engineer here. this is basically correct, the trash in central has almost reached 50. I've never seen anyone down there that wasn't on a work crew. I was talking to some superintendents a while back and they said the sub basements go down at least a hundred floors. Apparently there's a whole eco system and the air is corrosive, but they're probably full of shit.>>64453522>I've been to the roofyeah right. no one on this board has been past 700, let alone 100
>>64454077>t. sentient garbage piledon't do it anon, sanitation engineer carry flamethrowers for a reason. >>64460011it's not corrosive, it's acidic. the carnivorous biomass releases aerosolized LSD to subdue prey while it digests them. t. maintenance
Anyone been to floor -32,676? Shit's wild down here. Need a SADM quick because that fucking Ḏ̸̢̢͓͇̮̥͉̣͙̠͈̍͆̈͊́̔͌̈͑̓͜͠ŗ̵̨̢͉̭̙͙͇̱̫̖̫̣̠̎̽̄͒͂̌͐̊̂̾̋̇͐ẹ̵͚͓̇́̂á̴̢̠̹̼͎̬̠̭̞̱̫͔̿͐͂̀̈͊͜m̴̡̨͇̹̃̾̇̈̂́͘͜͝ͅị̵̫͉͓̪̟̼̭̟̰̳͓̑̃̈́͌͌͌̇͜n̷̛̫͚̱͈͙̟͖̠͛͆͐̐̋́͆͛̈́̂̕͜͠ǧ̴̩͕̐̀̈́̌͠ ̵̡̞̥̣̼͔̥̤͚̄͊̚ͅͅG̷̪̥̙̗̒͆̀̊̕ỡ̸̡̛̛̛̺͉̰̖̱͛̂̽͊̽̀̽d̵̛̪̳̠̝̟͐̍̄̋̓͆̉͑̑̃̄͂͘ is waking up and only a tacnuke or bigger will stun it until those fucking Jjaro can put it to sleep for another few millennia.
I don't know about the bullshit happening on the lower floors, but we're having a birthday party for Harold on floor 444. We have plenty of cake and semen-free brownies, feel free to stop by and have some.
>>64459537I keep telling you guys, you need to use flame or corrosives if you want to make a dent. You think I'm distilling the ammonia out of pee for a giggle? That shit does a decent bit of damage to most of the nastier things below, if you get it concentrated enough.
Some drugged up dude from the upper floors staggered into my shop and demanded some weird tats on his arms and his fucking asshole of all places. Is this what you freaks are into up there?Jokes on him though, I charged him triple
If you've left your keys on floor 740 in the showers, I dropped them off at the reception along with your clothes
>>64460000aren't you the asshole who got drunk and pestered that Zvoolt Matriarch to peg you the other day?
>>64451908>2025>not wearing lead-lined undergarments to protect from reptilian gamma beams
>mfw the faggot on floor 95 is blasting his shitty music again
>>64460987reptilian audio beams man
Bloc party on floor 65 later, bring your own guns and booze. Jerky and accordions will be provided
>>64453939Yeah well I did
>>64459003>but someone started shooting at me as soon as I tried to get off the elevator.Good. Learn your place
How I got here and where is the fucking bathroom.
>>64460011>no one on this board has been past 700Look brother, just because the Sky Kings won't let you use their rooftop access elevator doesn't mean it's inaccessible. Go to the south end of the building and look for stairwell 8U, take it up until you get to the landing with the exterior window. Take the catwalk across ventilation shaft 11, and there will be a service elevator there that will take you to the atrium that's 10 floors below the roof. From there you'll need to pick a stairwell because they all lead to different rooftop zones.Just be careful if you make the climb, the crazies that make it up there have been known to bearhug residents and jump off with them.
>>64452519>some jackass with a GBE just ND'd a hole through my wall>and my neighbor's wall>and my neighbor's neighbor's wall>and the next few thousand down the corridorI fucking hate this place, I've been living here for years and I've still never met anyone who knows the wifi password.
>>64458935The ground floor isn't real anon, stop spending so much time up there lest you end up like that MRE.
>>64461139What the fuck, you get wifi? I had to duel my hall neighbor for dibs on the only cable.
God I love shitting over the rail. It's by far the best way to put the underdwellers in their place
>>64462028you need to cut down on the fiberI've noticed blood splatters
Attention mirror holders on floors 145, 192, 210 and 233; we need to adjust our angles as The Beam is no longer reaching the upper third of the tower. Please let everyone know your availability so we can set up a coordinated effort.
Does anyone know why level 317 is so much warmer than the surrounding floors? I was visiting a grid friend and it was a fucking sweat box
>>64462334That's where they keep the gooner bio-batteries, scattered all over the floor. It's not on any of the public maps so you can be forgiven for thinking it one of the more """normal""" floors.Not that you would want to stumble into one of 'em, anyway.
>>64459911Ahhhh! It burns so good. It burns so good! Praise the sunbeam! Praise ammo! THE LIGHT IN THE DARK IS MUZZLE FLASH AND IT WILL PURIFY YOU!
Top floor anon here. This is a message stating to all the floors below me to state that it did not rain 3 days ago and I truly apologize.
>>64456691>>64456312I forget that you lower levelers still think those are the basements, or that the ground floor is the ground floor
>>64462366Ignorant fools. There is no bottom. THERE IS NO BOTTOM! The deeper you go, the stranger it gets. There are things dwelling here that I think were once human. Their eyes have long shriveled and gone, for they have no need of them here. You have to ward them off with light; it burns them. Should your lantern ever go out, they’ll drag you away.Praise the sacred NODs, for they protect against the hidden terrors. Forever keep the candles lit and safe from the falling filth, for they are the shields against the creeping evils. Always keep your weapons maintained and loaded, for the battle never ends.
>>64462381No. Stop freaking the under roomers out. The bottom floor is just a normal lobby. You do have to get through the garden of eden starting from floor 10 and ending at the lobby, those elves really get pissy if you go to their territory
>>64462444They are welcome to come verify it for themselves. The stairways are broken and treacherous, but we can always use new soldiers in the dark.
>>64455656 moo deng!!!!!!
>>64462495This poster is a female elf. They constantly say things like this to get the most fit and adventurous to come and fufil their weird adventurer fetish. Do not get fooled as they are massive man eaters that post femcel garbage on their private Forestchan everytime they get rejected by someone just trying to go to the Costco down the road
>>64462453damncompletely forgotten about that moviepretty good
>>64462554This is why I use the ramp some anons built from floor 28 to the outside most times. It's a real hike especially with Costco stuff, but I don't need to deal with most of the lower floor bullshit, EXCEPT whatever the FUCK is going on on floor 44. Glad I got that M9 flamethrower from the fun shop on 111, otherwise I'd never get though 44 with my cart, what the fuck. That said I will occasionally go chat to the elves, those milf-looking hags have been around for thousands of years and know a lot of cool esoteric shit if you just sit down and talk to them. I don't even mind the semen tithe they extract, feels good man.
>>64452440>"ground floor"Anon, unless you build a fucking submarine in the cum pit you are nowhere near "ground floor"
>>64451908Which one of you is cooking turtle? It smells disgusting.
>>64462627Here is how you know this poster is a elf>floor 28 rampThe wooden ramp built by elves>problems with floor 44Dark elf haven>shop on floor 111Elf only shop>"haha just go talk to the elves!"You don't need to, they will jump on you the minute they see you. Of course they will try to make it look whimsical to trick you
>>64462726Not me, I'm just making ham.
>>64462554How did you…? I mean, that is utter nonsense! We simply need more humans, er, soldiers to fight here!Damn smooth-eared mayflies thinking you’re so clever…
>>64462755Dark elves have way better pussy. It's a fact.
My friend lost his arm during a "test", if you find it, please return it to apartment 55-23.Reward: Box of .308
>>64462911Hi!Regarding your request (HREQ800815) - Lost limb:Please provide more details on the lost extremity:-Lenght-Weight-Age-Sex-Other detailsThank you in advance,Waste Management Service.If you have questions or need advice please contact us at wastemanagement@happyhousing.corpYou can also contact through chat with the Happy Housing™ App.
>>64462911herenow where's my .308?
To any anons on floor 870, if you have a large-caliber gun I would like to request meat from one of the stray cows that roam the large hallways.I have a chicken farm in my apartment, I will pay you in eggs and a free meal. I will even split the meat and butcher it for you. Cheers.
>>64463112Nice try, but my friend is black.
>>64462726Is THAT what that unholy smell is? I thought the waste put had caught fire again.
>>64463211You mean to tell me it's not meant to be on fire?
>>64463159Warning: A good number of those are NOT cows. Bring a flamethrower and blood testing equipment. In fact, we need to take care of this shit right away. Bring grenades too.https://youtu.be/zzqem5BRzCc
>>64463209he's what? didn't we have an ethnic cleansing recently?
>>64463273I'm sure anon meant singed black. Probably an old waste management guy.Would explain the missing arm, too.
>>64462381If you keep going down far enough you end up at the top. There is no bottom floor nor is there a roof. It just all circles back!
I’m going to impregnate all the dark elves
Saw this little fella in the ice halls of floor 430. I gave it some tushanka after which it scuttled into the darkness. It then came back with a can of 7.62x54r which it gave to me. Weirdly, the can is dated to October 2215.
>>64455501>picWhat block this faggot in? I'm stealing his wife
>>64463335Way ahead of you buddy. I've got at least fifty preggers so far over the last year.
>>64463381Time works differently here. Just don't listen to the whispers in the walls!
>>64458360I would if I could find the exit. I'm fucking in benghazi now. Still feels like I'm in the stairway. Nothing is right
Floor 176 is vacant. It wasn't last week. Had they only repented, I could have let them live. But they wouldn't, they couldn't. And now they're all gone. Bayoneted in dimly lit hallways or clubbed in their beds. No bullets. They didn't deserve such a mercy.Other floors are next. They know who they are.
I work as the night shift manager at the 629 roach farm and i would like to dispel any rumours of harvest failures or roach protein shortages.If you hear any misguided residents spreading rumours of protein shortages please report them and their unit number to the security office via the nearest intercom.
>>64463707THE ROACHTEIN IS (TURKISH) "PEOPLE"THE ROACHTEIN IS (TURKISH) "PEOPLE"THE ROACHTEIN IS (TURKISH) "PEOPLE"THE ROACHTEIN IS (TURKISH) "PEOPLE"DON'T EAT THE S/o/ILENT GREEN
I’m gonna head down to the basement levels to go get some supplies and maybe kill a few anomalies. Anyone interested, just hmu with where you live and what gear you’re bringing. I can take 3 others.
>>64463707I don't want to sound unthankful, but is there any chance you would consider farming something that isn't deplorable and disgusting? The meal worm paste 8 months ago was bad, but I'd take it back in a heartbeat if I knew how good I had it.
Has anyone ascended PAST floor 32,767? Do you go up another floor, or do you underflow to floor -32,768??
>>64458088WHAT YOU SAY? Dropping CRACKERS? Thats how you get murder Ants Anon, stop.>t. Floor 212 Anon
>>64463381How much тyшëнкa do you have?
Looking for combat doll parts. The one I have needs an upgrade, her cooking skill isn’t very good. I’m on floor 301, willing to pay with surplus ammo and moonshine
>>64464128I have some cooking software, as well as other software, dunno if it's compatible with your tdoll. I'll give it to you in exchange for a spare left arm. Mine had her arm ripped off in a battle with a mutant, and she's been very self conscious of it ever since. She sits in the corner, and stares out the window. occasionally looking at the stump. She's really sad and I haven't found any that fit her.
>>64464119I'm not gonna give you an answer to that question, last time I shared that sort of information all the mayonnaise in my fridge was replaced with (full) cum jars
>>64464147I just want a little bite..
>>64464149I'll give you one spoonful, you'll find it sitting in the northern common room on floor 412.
>>64464144I have one for the j series models, but it's missing the flesh covering due to fire damage. It still works just fine mechanically. I'll take any sort of boobytrap as payment. There's something moving around in the duct system and it sounds both large and angry
>>64463692I don't care what you say, pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
>>64463929The funny part is the roof is right above floor 9000. If you go any higher you're technically in some weird 5-dimensional space above the building. So you SHOULDN'T be able to go that high in the first place, but, you know, anomalies.
>>64464168I don't have any pre made booby traps, but I do have some M67 and RGD5 grenades... I'll give you two of each for the arm and any other parts you have. I don't know if it will fit her, but I caught her crying tonight and I'm getting desperate to fix her.
>>64464242Done and done. I think I have a few old signal adapters in a box somewhere that'll cover you for f through I models. If it's an L series you're shit out of luck though, those things were built with planned obsolescence in mind.
Hey uh just checking, anyone on floor 341? I keep hearing Ian's voice through the walls. Is one of you just blasting forgotten weapons videos nonstop? Because it's seriously 24/7, and my roommate says he can't hear it. When I try to sleep all I hear is him chanting 7.65 French Long the entire time.
One of you dumbasses left a luger in a hallway public restroom on 377. right on the back of the tank. hope you didn't pay extra for the fake SS runes.
>>64464254Thanks, I'm at floor 460. Big maroon door at the end of the hall, you can't miss it. Bring them up whenever and the nades are yours. She's already a parts bin special, from what I can tell. Body and head look like the AN-94 model from the advertisements and posters put up around floor 110, but her legs are far too long, and the haircut is different. I think all of her limbs have been replaced at some point. Found her on one of the lower floors, trapped in a closet with head trauma. She doesn't remember who she is, but we're doing our best.
*ahem*DEAR /K/OMRADES OF THE INDEPENDEN STATE OF FLOORS 795 TO 807. THIS IS YOUR /K/OMMISSARIAT SPEAKING. WE HAVE REPORTS OF A SO-CALLED "GIRL" AMONG US. A REAL BIO-THOT. IF FOUND DO NOT APPROACH AS YOU MAY BE IN DANGER OF CONTRACTING "CUTIES". KEEP YOUR DISTANCE AND INFORM US IMMEDIATELY.that is all.
>>64463929I don’t even know what floor I am on. It’s so dark down here.
>>64464285Not the same anon but I have a couple spare T3 trauma troubleshooter sensors that might help her, I’ll drop a couple off later on. I know they’re not as good as the high end shit but they do help. Mine doesn’t need them anymore
how do I get up to floor 795???it's a matter of life and deathI'm on 644
>>64464479Ladder in the 6th stairwell or ask the ogre nicely and he might lift you up there
Rumor has it that one of the floors has a portal to the insides of the Kuznetsov!
>>64462755They're a necessary part of the ecosystem, anon. Their garden is the only source of genuine, new wood in the tower. Everything else is old scraps, synth garbage from the transhumanists on 662, and warped, bio shit from anomalies. All the 'forests' you hear about on those disappearing levels or below 16B are liable to eat you, before or aafter you manage to scarper off with a couple boards. With the elves, at least you can get the material for a new stock or chair without worrying that it'll go mimic on you in the night. Cumming in sylvian pussy is a far better deal.And stop spreading rumors about a 'ramp'. We all know there's no outside.
>>64464490Any female ogres you know down there who’d date a nice young man?
>>64464807There's definitely _an_ outside, we have exterior windows on my end and some richfags upstairs even have balconies. No idea what's really out there other than the occasional passing aircraft though. Paco says he saw a wild bird fly by once but I think someone just tossed a live chicken off an upper floor.
>>64464898No need to know one really, just go to their main floors and many will be happy to see you. You can tell the females from males by the amount of beans cans they ask for. If they ask for 3 or more you're good. Bring any less and you'll only get "female" ogres. But maybe that's how you like to shoot idc.
>>64452251>14th Floor prole thinks he's fancy enough not to have to hear any murdersAny more requests, your excellency? Some fresh air perhaps? Why not ask to see the light of the sun while you're at it?
>>64465150>Haters will see you move to a positive number level and be like 'his window isn't above the smog boundary'
Was forced to go scrounging around for food on floor 822, didn't find anything except rubble and old shell casings. And some wrecks too. Does anyone have any idea of what went down here?
>>64452440>"ground floor"That's just the top of the midden pit. Give it another week and you'll be staring out at moldering garbage for the rest of your life like everybody else on the moleman levels.>t. fell for the realtor's "sure it's expensive but just imagine waking up to a fifth floor view every morningcycle!" bullshit. I have an excuse though, my genesire and she-who-bore-me were Kappa-caste so at least I grew up knowing the sky even existed, but when I got promoted to a Theta-grade position at work (it's not hereditary, but still) I was so naive I thought the above-ground floors only ran into the low triple digits. Boy, was I wrong :/
>>64453155There's three only types of people:>Those who think the ground is a myth>Those who think the sky is a myth>Those who know that the """outside""" is a lie made up by the Coordinators in order to control us.
>>64464492Makes sense. I know someone on or around floor 4500 was trying to make portable holes but spilled the whole batch before finishing the job. It splattered all over the place and made a bunch of random portals. Most of them are very small, like droplet size, but there's at least a few larger ones. I heard the neo-Aztecs managed to get hold of one of the larger ones. They tried to summon the Centzontotochtin but they got the Tapir of Mācuīlcōzcacuāuhtli instead.Anyway. There's probably 4-5 more of significant size, and it's possible that one of them linked up with the Kuznetsov.>>64464954I've been to street level. Once. It's not safe.
>>64465214Some mad man was feeding the wall things in an effort to domesticate them. This let some of them get big enough to be A Serious Problem. They ended up eating him and wrecking most of the floor before they were gunned down. In any event, I wouldn't hang out there, especially if you don't see any bodies. Rumors are that at least one of the big ones got away.
Hey anons, I found this weird doll. She doesn't have any access panels on her torso but after fixing her limbs up she booted. I don't know what to do, she just smiles at me all the time in this creepy way and won't stop following me.Oh, and she ate all my Borscht. Since when did dolls eat food?
If you guys could stop lumping us techscavs in with the "bioscavs" (ie, organ harvesting cannibals), I'd really appreciate it. Half the shit you use in day to day life was pulled from abandoned or forgotten floors, and if you aren't buying new (we both know you aren't) odds are good the delvers were involved at some point. I don't want to be associated with the dudes I saw eating a live raccoon.
>>64461411>>64461139Me and several other dudes on floor 441 managed to juryrig a satellite connection using the central shaft. The connections spotty at best and feels like fast dialup, but it's something. We've also begun broadcasting some useful software through radio. The file sizing is pitiful, but it's something.
THE GREAT EMPEROR OF 470-478 IS READY TO EXPAND HIS EMPIRE WITH GREAT IMACHINATIONS, ALL SUBMIT TO HIS WHOLEYNESS GREAT EMPEROR /K/OMMANDANT, LORD OF 473, KING OF THE BLACKS, ANON THE SPITEFUL
>>64465305I go outside every week. It's definitely not safe, but Costco is out there so I go. I always bring at least one M72 LAW or RPG-18 though, you always need to take out at least one big armored thing. One week it was a biomass-infested T-55, another was some bus-sized lizard thing with no rear legs. Belt-fed machine guns also help a lot.
heads up to floor 502, the crazy guy with the twin American 180's on 501 said he's fed up with the guy up there who keeps blasting all star by smash mouth on repeat, i think he might be serious this time
>>64465667Is there a reliable way into the parking garage now? I had a Hilux down there that I was modding but then some asshole made a bunch of thermite and burnt out the bottoms of the elevator cars that went there. Nobody I knew could find any stairwells going there that weren't flooded, either.
>>64465795On floor 534 there's a shoddy old bridge to a side tower that you can descend. It's a derelict piece of shit and rumor has it it's infested with necromancer larvae, but it'll get you there. Just don't talk to the "fairies", I'm sick of the laundromat breaking down because the transformed can't be bothered to remove the scales before putting their clothes in.
Word of warning to anyone that has a Remington: stay clear of floor 591. There's some kind of Mossberg cult there that's got enough pull to police most of the shafts and stairwells. They would've stayed on floor 590, I suspect, but everyone knows it's been infested with brass goblins for months.I managed to get by with a maintence ID I picked up on an excursion without much hassle, but I'm pretty sure they'll shoot anyone with a Remington on sight. The couple I chatted with certainly made it seem that way.Funny part is I'm pretty sure one of them had a Maverick 88 with a shitty rattlecan job to make it look like one of the camo-print 590s, which is double stupid since trashcamo is the only kind that's decent here.
>>64465871I was wondering why I kept hooking Mossys around that level.-central-shaft snag fisherman, ~1351FBTW, anyone know what the hell this is? It was behind a "FIRE HOSE" door on level 108
For anyone else living on floor 214, please avoid taking anything from any altars you might come across. It makes the bullet tribesmen angry.
