Futuristic East German Lesbians editionPrevious thread: >>64442059>Image limit reachedhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
This song is beating my ass right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8s-iX_N63w&list=RDT8s-iX_N63w&start_radio=1
I was about to bake but you beat me to the bread, how ironic!
>>64455816>East Germany in space creates cyborg waifus >doesn't use them as government provided gfs to control the unruly populations and gain hordes of very loyal simps willing do anything to have one
>>64455853Don't romance the Elster unit, she'll destabilize
>>64455853I'm pretty sure they decided that cyborg waifus are more useful than actual people and started replacing people with cyborg waifus.
>>64455825How do you manage to get your ass kicked by elevator music? I could understand if it was Mason Williams or somethin'. But this?
>>64455867>elevator musicEveryone I have made listen to that song has said the same thing. >But this?I don't know man, it's just hittinganother one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0t86Pge6e8&list=RDi0t86Pge6e8&start_radio=1
>>64455884Apparently Radovan panics at the sound of being put on hold
>>64455909>please hold while we transfer you to the prime minister of Albania>that banger
>>64455816Imagine an FPS set in the Signalis world
>>64455928I miss the ZSU-23-4.
>>64455909And reruns of game shows from the 1970s.>yes yes have the woman in the evening gown show me that Frigidaire combination with the automatic defrost and the easy-clean shelves>oh god it has the built in ice maker and reversible doors augh
>>64455947 does it really not have a reporting name like the grison
>>64455841Are you okay?
Where are all the cute police girls at?
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>>64455816I vaguely remember a short comic or animation of the STAR unit dying in the mines while a EULE cries over her. The STAR teaches the EULE how her revolver works, hands it to her, then expires. At least I think that's how it goes. Does anyone have the sauce for that?
>>64456029You might be thinking about this: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6436782?q=parent%3A6436782Also>tfw no over protective 6'8" STAR dommy mommy
>>64456064thanks, that is the one. I must have mixed up what happens in the animation with that one scene in the game.
>>64455816>those hips on the right
>>64455853in all fairness, trying the gf route probably won't work out in the long run since its starts to mess with their personalities causing them to deviate which is something the (not) space east germans want to avoid at all costs
>>64455928I think an FPS prequel set on one of the warzone planets would be neat, would help to expand the background lore without having to worry about ruining the mystery of the original game
>>64456064eh, it's ok.
>>64455853If you watch the wrong movie with them, or talk about the wrong subject, the dissident's brain that's still in there and has been overwritten by space magic starts breaking out and ruining the programming.It's not a good time, I tell you what.
>>64455853>Just EAst GermanMother fucker it's MOSTLY Commie China with German words.
https://youtu.be/YTvHI2VDX9k?si=2BVSOuMHh6aZmUbCit's a shame he deleted a lot of his older videos
>>64456064>>tfw no over protective 6'8" STAR dommy mommywhy even live?
>>64455983I don't think so. Reporting names were for SAM launchers, so the Grison gets one because it carries missiles in addition to guns.Think about it: tanks, APCs, and IFVs never got reporting names. Why not those, when the missiles they can fire do? Beats me.
Why do people like the space lesbian game
>>64456985people like lesbianspeople like space
>>64457007Interesting. I need yuriNTRfag's opinion on this
>>64455928is that a world in conflict reference I see?>>64456985Gooners have fucked up minds due to their gooning and eventually normal shit no longer gets them off so they seek increasingly novel and degenerate shit to get off. This is how porn-induced erectile dysfunction takes hold.
>>64456985It's schizocore and has a seemingly nonsense story that you have to piece together yourself to understand, but even then, there's few certain answers.I like that.
>>64456985Because it's propaganda, promising interplanetary transitional-state communism following the overthrow of literal mind-controlling imperialism will bring us cute android maidens you can teach (and learn with) to be human, no matter how grim and fatalistic things might be in the moment.We're not gonna fucking make it!
>>64456003Doing all right, anon– thanks for asking. How about on your end?
>>64456130True, a sequel would inevitably answer the question of whether the whole game takes place in Ariane's mind or if she truly became an eldritch god being and all of reality is collapsing, so any sequel would effectively ruin the main mystery.
>>64456143Imagine the pain in PTA's soul after having drawn so many women without feet.
>>64456985>Absolute schizo-shit story that intentionally has no real answer>retro-futuristic CRT sci-fi and with a bunch of 80's guns>Bunch of android anime waifus who range from 5'5" subservient chefs/cleaners to 7' tall aggressively violent doms>Actively shits all over communism which is incredibly rare for an indie gameI just think it's neat
>>64457897Hot
>>64457897>>64457901You're welcome
>>64457938Standing cunnilingus!?
>>64457944>do not rim android girls
>>64457637I'm aight.
>>64455816Germans, women and communists, do not trust this trifecta for your own good.
>>64458000I think there's a better way of phrasing it. >Signalis is a cautionary tale about why allowing Communist Lesbians that read banned books to leave tw#tter/ or t#mblr for Outer Space is a Bad Idea.
I want a tall ass clanker wife
On a tangibly related note, I've been using this screenshot from the game as my homepage background for a while now
Becky has a custom Hi-Power, yet we never get to see her use it, or shoot in general!I feel like she actually doesn't get the same attention as the main girls sadly, also with how much fanservice there is of herI want to see more of her, dammit
I think I'm going to buy an M&P 2.0 because of her...
>>64456985as the others stated, its a great blend of various schizo horror elements with cool asthetics and space lesbians
>>64458130Becky is a cutie.
>>64456985I love the aesthetic, the soundtrack is great and the story is cool in a melancholic schizo way and I love love love tall violent women with bob cuts!
That is literally the perfect female figure
>>64456985>Why do people like the space lesbian gameThe two lesbians who created this game made the girls cute and attractive which is rare thing in modern gaming.
>>64458234I don't want to play it anymore because it has disgusting lesbos
>Each Cadre of Protektor Security Technicians is overseen by a Controller Unit, the most common of which is the STCR "Stork" Type. One of the tallest Replika models thanks to their extended legs>Height 240cm (7'10")>Their tough, no-nonsense demeanor, though sometimes described as brutal and even cruel, makes them the perfect fit as unwavering sentinels of order>Storch units initially have a short temper. Training them in patience early after deployment is key, as their neural patterns are less stable then other models. Failing to do so may yield an extremely volatile personality prone to cruelty and violence.>Storch's Persona stabilizes by showering or bathing. Books on history or mythology work well as Fetish objectsHoly fuck I need a Storch wife
God I love violent women
Beating means loving!
>>64458146Based. I own multiple guns because cute anime girls. I want guns because of cute anime girls.
>>64458440I own a few because of GFL. Have a MK18ish build for SOP Junior, PX4, PPK, P22, FN 5.7, M590... Considering buying a PS90 soon, also because her design and to pair with the 5.7.
>>64458366Faggot.
>>64458537Is the GFL manga any good or is it shit like the anime?
>>64458550>liking women is gay
P U F F Y
>>64456985I started playing it completely blind and didn't understand any of it. I stopped playing after enemies started respawing but ammo didn't. Maybe 3 hours in. That shit gimmick made me drop RE8 too.
>>64458552It's pretty good. I've read all there is on mangadex. Idk if there's any more than that though
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>>64456660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyDPm2QFKcg
>>64458710Why are you spamming other threads too faggot?
>>64458371What the fuck is her problem
>>64458771Just report and ignore, anon.
>>64458771It's Manbitch the BBC-loving zigg-sucking serb homphile going off his meds again. Just report and ignore.
>>64458537>>64458440Happens to the best of us, PX4, PPQ, HK416, Soppo to name a couple
>>64458795>serb That can only be the doing of Turks and/or Albanians
>>64458795>BBC-loving zigg-sucking serboh, that guy, I remember him. what set him off this time? is russia getting rolled or something?
>>64458821I know this guy, he's a serb.
>>64458813I want a wa2000 so fucking bad. It not the reason im in machinist school I swear but we happen to be way ahead and were told to come up with personal cnc projects.
>>64458831I think their Crimean floating crane capsized.
>>64458847some guy on here is building one
>>64458853kekhas to be more than that though.
>>64458847>It not the reason im in machinist schoolwell yeah, you would have been in a engineer school otherwise.>engineer make the design>machinist build them>gunsmith polish themsimple as.
>>64458865He's already finished it last update he posted>>64458813>416Based but my condolences for you wallet (unless you used the BRN upper)
>>64458865Unfathomably based.>>64458872We learn design on my course as well. Might need to get gunsmithing of just teach myself
>>64458795>>64458831>>64458853It's not Mandicksucker, he's too desperate for recognition, so that he always namefags even while ban evading. This is the /hg/ schizo that's on a manic episode again. He also likes to BBC spam and has certain phrases that identify him.
>>64458839>he's a serb>he>'s>a serbAnyway, discussing marriage terms at gun point in a fancy Croatian restaurant!
>>64458881here's the archive>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64131630/>>64458889I never noticed he used a name, what was it? also, fuck the /hg/ schizo. I heard a rumor that he's actually just carbon, but I don't know if that was serious or if it was just people hating on him. fuck carbon though.
>>64458918I'm talking about Mandic, he always uses a variation of his name.The other guy is called weedgineer, weed engineer or catkiller by /hg/.
>>64458353Big tiddy Storch dom
Cassette futurism/retro futuristic shit in general makes me kinda sad because of the shitty modern minimalist touch screen future we actually ended up getting.
>>64458878The upper is all HK parts except for barrel and BCG, I was able to find a good deal on a 88- serial stripped upper receiver that was supposed to go to a police department iirc
>>64459076not HK parts as in the website, legit HK stuff
The women are hot but oh my God does the game fucking suck. Do survival horror fags really?
>>64459099Also I mean game as in gameplay. The gameplay is bad.
>>64459099>>64459106skill issue
>>64459106>>64459099I also hate survival horror genres. The only resident evil I like is 5 since it's more of an action shooter.
>>64459119"Skill issue" nigger the game is like 5 hours of walking around enemies and doing meandering arbitrary puzzles. The radio puzzles were actually fun but they were horribly uncommon. I died once in my first playthrough and it was on the final boss. Also the fakeout ending fucking sucked and is a good example of how to do a fakeout poorly.
>>64459121Its honestly not even survival horror being a shitty genre, there are a good number of survival horror games that are very fun and engaging to play. Amensia the bunker shares quite a few gameplay and story beats with signalis, except the puzzles in that game actually make sense as to why they are meandering. It also doesn't become as tedious because the game doesn't overstay its welcome and is only like 2-3 hours long.
>>64459202skill issue
>>64455853>space east germany with chinese characteristics>names one of their primary stronghold colonies fucking red front>every youtube video explaining the setting>hurr durr eusan nation is fascist
>>64459483You shouldn't expect much from the Media Literacy people.
>>64459490desu fascism is just communism that works
>>64456011>>64456020>>64456024>>64456029>>64456232Fuck the police. Literally.
>>64459517literally yeah, they're two sides of the same coin.>>64459519picrel
>>64459538There's nothing more scary than an armed female cop.
>>64459517Indeed. You might argue it is the natural end state of communism, which is based on inherently flawed understandings of human nature, and so any attempted communist revolution will inevitably collapse into a fascist state, even while it proclaims that it is staying true to the ideals of Marx and Lenin. Just look at the PRC.
>>64459587As a Jap I'd argue that chinks are just retarded. Hard-core authoritarianism has always been necessary there due to the large population.
Behead yurifaggots.
>Trying an infinite ammo run for shits and gigglesIt's actually funny how easy the game becomes once you can just blast your way through everything.
>>64459667Well, I can't argue with you there. History seems to offer abundant examples to support that argument, and also to suggest that they're never destined to become a true great power, since they have previously reached their current geographical extent, and then eventually collapse into warring states or total anarchy.
>>64459587>Communism, as defined by Marx, requires an authoritarian state for form to get everyone in line and then said state will dissolve and give full control to the people because... Because... Look, they just will, okay!?How the fuck can anyone read communist theory and take it seriously?
So the first official commercial humanoid robot is now for pre-order for $20k, it can do basic chores and if it can't some random Indian guy with a VR headset can take it over to control it to do that thing manually.At this point I'd wager we're 20 years or so from commercial waifu androids, and they'll probably also be controlled by Indian guys.
>>64459758Communism is just funny. I remember hearing about story of how Stalin and some cronies were walking around Moscow and encounter a poor old woman. They want to give her money but none of them have any to give because they tried to have a moneyless society
>>64458552Its shit in comparison to the game's story but does flesh out some important world building details the game skips over. see pic related. FSKK also really doesn't work for later chapters where SKK is very much male
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>>64459833fuggin A why do the indians have to be behind everything?
>>64459758There's two kinds of commies: the true believers and the ambitious schemers. True believers typically spend too much time in books at a crucial developmental period of their lives, and so have no idea how real people think or act. These are your Trotskys. The ambitious schemers believe in nothing beyond making themselves powerful, and probably rich. These are your Stalins. Unsurprisingly, the schemers end up winning, because they understand people. Lenin is kinda weird for my definition, I admit, since he appears to have been a true believer, but also appeared to have an uncanny understanding of how people work, or just luck bordering on divine intervention. Maybe he was just very good at faking his faithfulness to communism.What I can say with certainty is that the only reason Marx isn't as much a laughing stock as Malthus is because Malthus' idiocy has been around longer.Unfortunately, I also still run into unironic Malthusians, so that doesn't give me much hope that commies will eventually go extinct as a clearly failed ideology.
>>64459833I hate this gay earth so much.
>>64459833I wanna dig up the researchers who determined that you can get PTSD from conducting drone strikes to find out if, when I strap an onahole to this thing and fuck it, it will give the jeet on the other end PTSD?
>>64459918>DO NOT PUT IT IN SAAR!!!!>DO NOT FUCK ME SAAR
>>64459517>fascism works
>>64459930>fucking your android wife>at some point it starts yelling "saar, do the needful and cum inside me, cum inside me saar"What a horrible, cursed timeline we've entered
>>64460088Works like shit, but still "works". I certainly don't endorse it, but Fascist/quasi-Fascist regimes can rot in mediocrity for decades (when at peace) whereas Communist ones are challenged by economic and social problems of greater magnitudeI also think it depends on the culture of the people as to how long it can persist before collapse or reformation beyond recognition>>64459587>>64459667I think it was inevitable, the philosophy of Fascism strikes me as more compatible with Confucian principles and the context of Chinese history than Marxism to me
>>64459833>it can do basic chores and if it can't some random Indian guy with a VR headset can take it over to control it to do that thing manually. are you being serious about the manual thing? cause man that just seems like a disaster waiting to happen Indian or not... like really think about it. fuck that man.
>>64456044Atelier on YT or the boorus. He's a professional animator who on the side makes very good /k/ action interspersed with lesbo romance moments. I believe he's done making vids Signalis and has pivoted to his passion project of a lesbo /k/ movie. Just watch "minute of action" and you'll know what I mean.
>>64459483"Fascist" is just what commies call any other branch of socialism that opposes them.Remember, commies don't use words to communicate and clarify, but as a weapon.
>>64456660Would there be any true sensibility to have a machine like this IRL with a "hoof" instead of just a normal-looking human foot or other design?Regardless, it does look cute, as well as her abs.
>>64459833They’ll just steal our credit card info directly.
>>64459833>be fugging my pleasure android >be mid coitus >ah ah ah ah yes do me harder oni-chan>the jeet's voice modulator/auto translator breaks>तुमने मुझे 15 करोड़ और 2 लाख के लिए चोदा है, कृपया अब झड़ जाओ>bonerkill.jpg >want to get away from the pleasure android but there is only so much space in the pod >at least the android offers you a 30% discount on META(tm) cricket burger as compensationyou vill live in ze pod, you vill eat ze crickets und you vill fuck ramshiet diepsuck
>>64455816Hear me out
>>64455816>lesbianscringe
>>64460579Would I be liable for rape or emotional abuse or something if I violently fucked my robo-waifu while it is being controlled by an Indian? Or do I have to emotionally abuse/degrade the pajeet through the medium if the waifu instead?Anyways I'm exited for it just for the sake of getting some fuckmeat that isn't a woman while not being a man either.
Bringbield widh dhe 1911! :DDDDD
>>64455816Not exactly /ak/, but I can’t find any waifu variations of mitsuo toi. Anyway, what shotgun does the main character use in Village of Doom? I believe it’s some kind of Winchester 1912 riot gun, but I’ve never seen one with a magazine tube this long.
>>64455816I'm allucinating or I swear a year or two ago the "lesbian" side of the Signalis fans (that don't play the game because it's clunky and mediocre) discovered the "fuck yeah DDR in space" side and there was some kind of schizo freakoutWhy are yuri fans so damaging to everything they like
what are some genuine military pervert manga?
>>64461962>Female going on a killing spree because she can't get any dickToo unrealistic even for anime
>>64460297100% serious, basically if any task is too complex for the androids AI to figure out on it's own, a technician and take control of it and just operate it manually, and it's pretty much guaranteed that work will be outsourced to India or some other cheap labor country.
>>64460466Fun fact, the whole distinction between "private property" and "personal property" modern commies use is basically a straight up lie meant to convince non-hardliners to be on board with it. OG Marx communism makes basically no distinction, absolutely everything is up for grabs if they think it needs to be redistributed, you own literally nothing unless there just happens to be enough of that specific thing for everyone.The reason tankies love using the "we're not coming for your toothbrush" line is because it's a ridiculous strawman that brushes off genuine concerns, they're not coming for your toothbrush because there's already so many toothbrushes out there that everyone can have dozens, when it comes to your car or house or potentially even your washing machine, you can bet your sweet ass they'll come for those.
>>64462118Yeah no....... That happened. That very much happened and it was fucking retard as fuck. Normies destroy everything.
>>64462118>Being a fan of a game you've never even played and then acting pissed when you meet the actual fandomSome serious next level retardation right there.
>he's posting in every thread on the board
>>64455816So, realistically, how retarded would a 2" barrel Chiappa Rhino in .500s&w be?
>>64462505>.500s&w>aluminum alloy frame
>>64458555he's just russian
>>64462505I get the impression that there's not enough barrel to make proper use of its size, making it pretty pointless for anything besides very low power loads (at which point you might as well just use a smaller cartridge and get more shots in the cylinder)
>>64459758>How the fuck can anyone read communist theory and take it seriously?the same way people drink the lgbt koolaid, feminism koolaid or other such nonsense
>>64455816Opinions on the FN Five-Seven? Is it really a miracle pistol or was Fort Hood a fluke?
>>64462757pistol sucks, borderline terrible, likely the worst pistol you can possibly buy for the price.Good caliber.
>>64459758>How the fuck can anyone read communist theory and take it seriously?yeah, I read Che Guevara's "Guerrilla Warfare" and Mao's "On Guerrilla Warfare" and it's so blatant how evil they were
what costumes are you wearing /ak/
>>64459833>tfw evil maid attackstill not quite as bad as being ghost hacked
>>64462757I like mine. She's fun
>>64462939my speedos, just my speedos
>>64462757Good cartridge but ridiculously overpriced. Can't compare it to conventional cartridges when it's $0.35/round at its cheapest. Rich man's toy, nothing more.
>>64458777There are no problems, no worries, just true love
>>64462757It is ugly
guppies on bikes
I need to commission artists to do more non-kogal gyaru art...
>>64462939Datface. I'm gonna have a take 1 bowl and to deter someone from taking the whole bowl, I'll be right next to it playing accordion
>>64463384>liking nigger cockpathetic
>>64463411I see we're back at the stage of spamming nigger cocks. What blew up in Puccia now?
>>64463411you're a faggot who loves nigger cock
>>64462319The femcel revolution is coming, moid, you're just too blind to see it.
>>64463458Assuming you're a biological gal and not a tranny, there's like 5 of you
>>64455816replikas have fat asses
>>64463473Femcels aren't even real to begin with. All women at any time could ask a dude out and likely get a positive answer
>>64463496Actually wrong. A lot of femcels think they're hot shit because tumblr says so and ask out literal boy band tier guys who dgaf about roasties and/or are gay, leading to a surprising amount of rejection. If they asked normal dudes they'd get laid ASAP as much as they want but no twitter says they're slay queen supermodels with a chance to bed some fucking bishonen anime looking dude, even if they look like someone beat them with a pimple stick and showered them in hot crisco.
>>64463483What is the tactical advantage of giving your combat android a huge dump truck ass?
>>64463522So they're only femcels because they want the highest denominator male>>64463529Distracts enemy combatants
>>64463496You gotta think though: why do they identify that way if'n they could get a bf or something>>64463529It'll move around, make you slightly less agile, and probably increase rape among your own ranks. Flat gals are better
>>64463522>but no twitter says they're slay queen supermodelsif this phenomenon doesn't have a name already, then I'm going to propose "yaaslighting"
>>64463529Sex in the down time.
>>64463572A lot of women do it because marketing. You see attractive women doing it on xitter for likes and retweets
>>64463579Replika's are grafted into their suits though, how do they have sex? Do they have a little trap door down there?
>>64463585I'd assume it's just like a flashlight. Similar to picrel
>>64463585>how do they have sex?they don't
>>64463582>AND IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL THROW IN BEING A LOW ESTEEM FUCKING FOID ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEEEEI'd also like the add that if femcels are real by some chance, they're Albanian women
>>64463602I don't know much about Albanians. Give me the red pill. I bet i could save an Albanian qt from her state provided bunker house though...
>>64462939Tommorow I will wear my flower from venom by kairiki bear cosplay>>64463602Christ I knew an albanian foid bpdemon
>>64455825>>64455884Reminds me of buying ammo at nearby K-mart in the early 80's.Yes. I'm old.
>>64463670wtf kmart sold ammo?
>>64463576That made me laugh out loud, anon. You've got a convert.
>>64463591>flashlight
>>64463569>>64463582Psychosocial conformity by extreme peer pressure/bullying is a hell of a drug. Femcels have been effectively submerged into a mentally toxic cultural/social stew from a very young and psychologically fragile age, made far worse nowadays by early access to social media. Advertising Stacy bombards them from basically toddlerhood that only an 11/10 man is worth being called human and everything else isn't, their teenaged peers are extremely passive-aggressive demons who reinforce this message through intense bullying, and they take all this culture to heart as only a mentally damaged child can. It's truly horrific.>>64463680I remember those days. Blue light special on Brazilian single-shot shotguns!
>>64463621Turk-loving muslims who hate the other balkaners (Serbs, Croats, Slovenes, Bulgarians, Montenegrins, Greeks, etc) except for Bosniaks but the Bosniaks don't exactly like them either. If I'm not mistaken muzzies are forbidden from dating/marrying non-muzzies so you might be out of luck unless you find like a catholic Albanian or something>>64463653>I knew an albanian foid bpdemonDamn, what happened?>>64463670>>64463680I thought Kmart was still around until like the late 2000s to 2010 no? I know they stopped selling ammo sometime in 2001 if I'm not mistaken
>>64463708Leave me alone. Phone autocorrect :(>>64463986Well everyone im the Balkans hate one another so thats not really a surprising. And I remember seeing an article that says Christians are now a majority there
>>64463621Months ago I met one at a restaurant with my parents. She was quite pretty, 3 years younger than me. My parents were joking with her and asked if she spoke French, she said she spoke Albanian then my autism mode turned on and I asked her about the Albanian language, spoke a few Russian words to her too. Taught me how to say thank you. She was fun. Dad kept wanting me to ask her for her number but I’m not capable in a relationship so I didn’t. I have no problem being nice to girls but it’s too tiresome to think of dating them
>>64464085Good
>>64464099Tell me the location of the restaurantTell me the description of the womanWhat was her first and last nameWhat car did she driveHow many CCTV cameras were there
>>64463986>"best joke since transnistria constitution">the bite out of ukraineThose got a good laugh out of me. Polanball comics still have it.
Anyone else having crazy bad connection for some reason? Earlier I couldn't connect to 4chan, now I can't use a bunch of apps.
>>64463529extra armor
>>64464286 occasionally it seems to be hiccuping but not fully disconnecting
>>64464286Last night image posting died for several hours. I'm still not sure what happened.
>>64464349 the server running guy (i mean literally with a human-sized hamster wheel) died from exhaustion and had to be replaced
>>64464286>>64464349I think it might be an attack of some sort. Probably ziggies or poojeets trying (and failing) to ddos.
>>64463248What did she mean by this.
>>64464407that'd be hilarious
>>64460475It means you don't have to build a working foot.
>>64462353"OG Marx Communism" is just the oldest and most prototypical form, genius. It's intended to be amended and improved on.
oh, imageposting might be down againwhat the heck
>>64464517real
>>64464522Looks like it... i guess its just us and our words huh...
>>64464535 i wish i could do good ascii art of gungirls i am sadly not that skilled
let's see if this works x˵◡˶x
fuck the eyes don't show up uhhhh nutbladder destroyer take 2 x˵'◡'˶x
this isn't going to work...
if i take the very top of a hidamari sketch ascii art it can fit in the post box, but it gets flagged as spam i guess we can just post tanks or something? .--._____, .-='=='==-, "(O_o_o_o_o_O) fsc
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I would just like to remind everyone that it has been 188 days since 4chan came back online from the agonizing 2 weeks it was offline.
is it working? happy spooky foxu friday, everyone.
>>64464675>witch hatsFUCK YOOOOUUUU
>>64464680no u
>>64464286Oh that wasn’t just me? What’s happening?
Why’s the cuckposter back? Something happen?
>>64459667japanese people? on my japanese animation board? brave new world.
Today is Halloween. Please prepare your home defenses for the inevitable monster girls that will come lurking around at night.
i wish i was better at identifying wwii autocannons
>>64459758>How the fuck can anyone read communist theory and take it seriously?Because you've concocted an absurd straw-man of it in your head? To be real with you, Marx wrote very little on any hypothetical future society, focusing mostly on critiquing what existed at his time. Like, he didn't write any sort of manual on solutions, just described a handful of vague fucking ideals what life might be like without his endless complaints on the world around him.Lenin did that. Hence fucking Stalinists call themselves "Marxist-Leninists", a combination of the societal critique of Capitalism by Marx, and Lenin's stiff political approach to resolving them. If I'm not mistaken, I'm not a fucking expert on this shit.Anyhow, what I'm trying to say is that you should look through your sights when you're aiming. Simply imagining your target in your crosshairs is a poor way to get a hit.
>>64465020What, so leave the door open and get put the XXXXXXXL bottle of lube, and the zinc tablets?
>>64465071Silence, communist.
>>64465168>What kind of American are you?I never watched the movie but weren't they screwed no matter what they said
>>64465020I'm ready!
>>64465180he didn't shoot the people saying they were from florida or utah (yet).
https://youtu.be/8JCjeD6znaQ?si=LDIF83ASGp0g2Z9R
niggas in this thread played Signalis without delving deeperlmao
I wonder if you can shoot a weebdemocrat with a slow bullet (38 Sp, 60 gr 22LR) in the forehead and he'll *feel* the bullet boring through his brain
>>64465451I dunno. We'd have to ask someone who survived a cranial bullet wound if they could feel the hit, or if the mind instantly shuts off when that happens to try and protect itself.There's also the issue of high-stress, high-speed situations just don't work well with how the mind processes information. I totaled my car two weeks ago and I only have mental snapshots of the wreck, not a continuous film-esque memory of everything going to shit.
>>64465517I know, I guess that info can never be relayed. Sorry about your accident, I hope you didn't end up upside down shitting yourself
>>64463680>>64463986I found out it varied by location, but the one near me had a basic selection of common sporting ammo. They'd also have the typical seasonal sales of flats of #7.5 12 gauge birdshot and some ammo during durr season.Near the end they had cut the "sporting goods" section down to where it was a partial aisle of fishing, a partial of camping and then one of sportsball stuff.
FINEI'll buy Signalis. It better be good.
>>64464827Internal server issue or DDOS, nobody's sure.
Honestly the radio mechanic was the best part of the game and I would love a game that was pretty much entirely "schizo short wave radio simulator"
>>64465678yeah that part fuckin ruled
>>64463529That she would have a dump truck ass. That IS the advantage.>>64455816So is the story of Signalis basically memories being awakened and mixed with memories from others and everyone is dead?
>>64465033(June 19 1944, Karelian isthmus) Orussia's attack against Suomus forces on the Isthmus a week ago had caught everyone by surprise, Suomus' Army was in chaos & Ilmavoimat had been given the desperate order to attack with no regard for losses and the Number 24 (Aerial witch-) Squadron had been in the thick of it ever since. Some of the girls were showing signs of combat fatigue, but one could not be grounded by mere human beings.>"Illu, wait up! Don't fly off on your own again!" A busty girl with sergeant's stripes shouts after Chief Warrant Officer Juutilainen.>"Leave me be Nipa, you know no-one can ever hit me! Worry about the others!" Illu replies, she has had to watch the Orussian flag being raised in Viipuri castle once, it can not happen again, not while she's alive.The other girls shake their heads as they try to catch up with these two, one of them takes pride in never using a shield while the other one keeps crashing her units & walking away from the wreck without a scratch.>"I'm so glad Hanna is back, I don't want to even imagine what might happen if she wasn't here" one of the girls comments, referring to captain Hanna Wind, the second-highest scoring ace of Ilmavoimat. She had been transferred to Luonetjärvi to be an instructor for trainee witches, but had been transferred back in the spring.>"Silence! I am trying to listen to this report from the radar station!" captain Wind's voice cuts the chatter short.>"...What seems to be a large number of witches is taking off from airfields around Petersburg, this day might turn out to be the longest yet!">"Even if it rains, I don't care, even if the wind is blowing, I don't care, even if it's raining spears I don't care~!" Illu starts singing, but deep down she is anything but without care. The front line has almost reached Viipuri, her home town. If ruskis want to go any further they'll have to bring ladders to climb over the piles of their dead.
>>64465799(Meanwhile in Petersburg) 1st Lieutenant Sanya Litvyak of the 73rd Guard's Fighter Regiment is still half-asleep as she takes off, her regiment had just arrived from Southern front & they had been sent into battle with little rest.>"Look lively now, girls, the people of Petersburg are watching us! That means you lieutenant Litvyak!" Colonel Alexandra Pokryshkin barks over the radio as the witches rounded up from various units for this operation take their places in the formation.Sanya doesn't respond, she has never been very talkative & now colonel Pokryshkin's strict leadership has made her clam up completely.Stavka had ordered the Petersburg military district to drive the accursed Tšuhnas out of the Isthmus. Preferably all the way to Tornio river if the Suomus government doesn't capitulate before then. Ilmavoimat had become unexpectedly fierce, taking insane risks to inflict casualties on Orussian forces tasked with taking Vyborg back. This war had proven that Tšuhnas could not be trusted & that Orussia's claim to the Isthmus as a buffer was justified. As such Stavka had ordered all of the witches who could get to Petersburg by 18th to gather there. An operation aiming to wipe out the Suomus' aerial witches once and for all was underway.>"...Contact! two dozen witches approaching from the sea, I believe it's the Number 24!" Sanya reports as she detects the Suomus' witches with her powers.>"Pokryshkin to all witches, attack! зa Poдинy!"Sanya grips her modified ShVAK -cannon as she climbs higher, her job on this mission is to warn the others of any other enemy formations within her ability's operational range.>"I hope this war ends soon, I want to get back home to papa and my piano" she thinks to herself.
>>64455816What’s your favorite “cowboy gun”? For me, nothing can beat the simplicity and economical nature of a double barrel 12 gauge.
>>64465802(Some time later, over Gulf of Suomus) >"What am I to do with you, Nipa, we are already short on spare parts, we don't need you breaking your unit every time you take off!" Hanna, or "Hasse" as her friends call her reprimands Nipa as she helps her fly with her damaged Messerscharf Bf-109G.>"I told you she should have kept using "Flying Beer bottle"" Illu says as she flies to Nipa's other side to help Hasse.>"It wasn't my fault, don't you see the 20mm holes? You should be praising me for staying airborne with this unit!" Nipa protests.As the three continue bickering they don't notice that they are veering off-course, after a while Hasse finally realises something is off.>"...We should be within sight of Viipuri bay by now, where is it?">"Is that where we were supposed to be heading? Here I thought we were headed for Tallinn for some reason!" Illu responds, surprised.>"WHAT!?!" Hasse, usually a very calm person, exclaims, looking around for signs of Sun to get her bearings, confirming Illu's comment on their heading.>"...This is bad, we don't have much fuel left, without precise information on where we are we might have to ditch in the sea" she says with a hint of worry in her tone.>"...We have an even bigger problem to deal with first! Bogey, 5 o'clock, high!" Illu exclaims, trying to detach & immediately abandoning the idea; the sudden loss of her support almost sends the other two plummeting towards the drink.In their five o'clock Lieutenant Litvyak weighs her options, she sees three Suomus witches flying very close to each other.>"...The long-haired one noticed me, yet she's not coming at me" she thinks to herself. Against her better judgement she flies closer, her orders are to seek for Orussian stragglers, she has no instructions on what to do should she encounter enemies.>"...the middle one's unit is damaged & the other two are supporting her" she concludes, flying a bit closer still, the long-haired one turning her head to look at her.
>>64465814>"...an Orussian Night witch armed with a ShVAK, just perfect!" Illu curses this sudden misfortune, the Orussian could shoot them all down with one burst.To her surprise the Orussian just looks at the trio before pointing almost straight towards North, waving & flying away.>"Huh, first time for everything I suppose" Illu comments.>"Second time for me, the last time this happened to me the witch counted my victory stripes before saluting and turning home.">"...I would have attacked even if I had to ram you" Illu and Nipa say simultaneously.>"Color me surprised" Hasse sighs at the two problem children, one reckless due to being indestructible while the other one simply needs to cool her head.>"Lieutenant Litvyak to base, encountered three Suomus witches over the Gulf. Had to disengage due to lack of ammo and fuel" Sanya reports, omitting the part where she dumped her ammo and some fuel to create an excuse not to fight the Suomus witches. She might be an exceptional night witch, but the two supporting the girl with the broken unit, Captain Wind and CWO Juutilainen, are in class of their own. Sanya is fighting for her Motherland, these three are doing the same & probably just want to go home too. >"No more bullets fly today"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKPWRkyfiw
>>64465569Thanks. I was fine, though I'll admit it sucked to lose my car like that. I liked that little thing.The other guy was also fine, though he did come to a rest on his roof.
>>64465774The story is left intentionally vague enough for people to come up with their own interpretations, my interpretation Ariane's bioresonance is so strong that when she encountered the red gate she became a god like being and through other bioresonant individuals is unknowingly tearing reality to pieces and causing everyone to melt into each other both mentally and physically, the huge flesh masses later on might be humans who've already changed, while endless Elster units copied from Arianes original Elster try to fulfill her promise to put Ariane out of her misery.Also Adler is the only one who's aware of this because his autism around writing journals allowed him to keep his sense of self while everyone else kinda forgets where "I" ends and "we" begins.
What's up with this dude posting his fanfic?
>>64465903if you are referring to >>64465799>>64465802>>64465814>>64465819,I saw >>64465033 and felt like (re-)posting something I wrote & posted in /wfg/ years ago, the full story can be found here: https://pastebin.com/XAa18GRm(there's also a sequel that is still ongoing: https://www.publish0x.com/tsuhnas-ak-stories/bullets-fly-again-xyepgoq)
Glad to see someone posting Strike Witches in this thread.
>>64465899my interpretation is that it's all the psychic hallucinations of Ariana as she dies of radiation poisoning, but because of her bioresonance it's not entirely fake, just not physical. all the people are real, they're just copies doomed to repeat the cycle until Elster remembers her promise.
Happy Halloween /ak/, anything cool happen here within the last half year?
>>64466032why her ass blue
>>64466041Camoflage duh
guppies on bikes!
>>64466003Personally I just hate "it was all in her head" stories so I tend to gravitate away from that interpretation, plus the one specific line in the lore about how all current Elsters are copies from one specific Elster recovered from a certain ship really throws a wrench in that idea because it's almost certainly referring to Ariane's Elster, which would be a very weird and specific line to include if it was just Ariane's dying dream.
>>64466050oh
>>64465812Single action revolvers. Reloading a Schofield activates my neurons
>>64466065>Personally I just hate "it was all in her head" storieshonestly, me too. that's why I don't think it's "just a dream". it's real, just not in the physical world. but, there are a lot of other theories, and all of them hold as much water as mine, I just think there are a few inconsistency with the "it's all real" theory. I will admit, yours makes for a better story, it's just not what I see.
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>>64465812tanegashima
>>64465071Yeah, and while he pointed out the problems correctly, all his ideas on what would be better were retarded. Chesterton mogs him.
>tfw you will never wake up with RPK-16 at your sideWhy even live
>>64465812Same, just something neat about a classic SxS
>friday>no fops/ak/ has fallen, BILLIONS must post
>>64466151Halloween overrides fox friday
>>64466151I posted foxu earlier
>>64466158wrong
>>64466160Apoligese i am retarder
>>64466172so am me
>>64466172 have they done halloween art? that could be the OP image
>>64466097Yeah, every interpretation has holes, Adler is the real enigma in yours, he's a character who doesn't seem to be merging into the Ariane/Falke/Itou/Elster memory blurring and remains his own specific individual who's aware of the loop and that the world gets destroyed more every time the cycle repeats, I just can't slot him into a "it's Ariane's mental world" in a compelling way. I admit my theory also has holes but Adler fits in better, and since I consider Adler the single most important character tovthe worlds puzzle I tend to go for that one.
>>64465936Well I'll be damned, an old /wfg/ writefag who's still at it. Does me good to see one of you guys making new things.
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>>64466185there's a few things that don't add up. like the symptoms for the "sickness" that melts all the humans being the same as radiation poisoning, or at the end of the game you find the "real" Elster dead on the ship with the quote >"I couldn't keep my promise. Despite my best efforts, I eventually fell ill, too. It had to end this way." when you inspect her.
>>64466149>marry aristocrat>go on hunts with her in the fall>retire to manor at the end of the day, enjoy each other's company by the fireplaceName a comfier experience.
>>64466216>Marry a 7th century BC Scythian warrior woman>Riding free through the endless steppe, hunting wherever you please>put a village to the torch just for fun>all the murder gets her horny>retire to your yurt to enjoy eachother's company>getting bored of murdering Greeks, might go to Medea soon and plunder our way across the land>after decades of slaving and murdering you fall ill and die>she follows not long after>your descendants build a kurgan and sacrifice a dozen slaves to serve you in the afterlife>lay both your bodies in the barrow so you can ride into the eternal fields of the sky together
>>64466097>>64466185A theory I saw involved Falke being a 2nd individual creating a 2nd "dream" that was merging with Ariane's after Falke fell into a coma.
>>64466204Cute uma. I want to go pet a horse and feed it carrots and sugar cubes.
>>64466251that's a good one, I'll have to think about it more.
>>64465110>>64465192Literally asking to get kidnapped and raped by a hellhound woman by leaving your door open but aight have fun losing your virginity.
>>64466281>have fun losing your virginity.that's the plan
>>64465192Greenworms?You don't have enough to sustain them. They'll break into your fridge within the day.
>>64466158WRONG!
>>64466294Why don't you give her a hug after shooting her, better be safe than sorry
Reminder.
>>64466362We need more pics like this of the fox. Wearing little to no clothes.
>>64466294Demon
>>64466216>die via snake bit
>>64466362>>64466374Man, I should start drawing again.
>>64466281Oh no! Please don't abduct me and force me to be your husband forever! That would just be awful!
>>64465812For me, gotta be a cap and ball revolver like a Colt Navy or Remington New Army
>>64466426Forgot pic
>>64466216Aren't over unders more of an aristocrat thing?
Dude I went to subway, trench coat on, Ushanka on, and had a straight Sears tower while I was watching the woman make my sandwich MMMMThere will be no fent in my candy if anyone wants to come over
>>64466425I hope you do and i hope you have fun.
>>64466455Radovan on that Jared timing
>>64466465I hate fun.
>>64466455>pics or it didn't happenPost the fit /fa/g
>>64466431extremely lewd Hood
>>64466151Do you not get tired of posting the same fucking thing every week?
>>64466536Dude i literally havent been here in MONTHSFox posters are Legion for we are many
>>64466491Fun is fun you should have fun
>>64466470They were at least like 25, I ain't a kid fugger>>64466503I can't post the sandwich because I already ate that>>64466582based and funpilled
>>64466435Holland & Holland and others still make plenty of SxS - though you could probably have one custom made as over under for an additional arm and a leg.>>64466521I er... do wonder if my wife will stay in character after the party at the manor...
>>64466550>Dude I haven't been here in months but I just so happen to show up on Friday to post the same fucking thing that has been posted every Friday for monthsYeah I've heard it a billion times faggot.
>>64466596Wonder how long it would take warehouse lady to reach under there :))))
>>64466582Nah man. Fun's shit.
>>64466619Yeah retard i came back on a friday, fox friday and there were no foxes so i posted some. You know why? BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE FOX! HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF?
>>64466624We'll your arts better than mine so guess you win :(. I need to put more effort into my detail.
Seems we both got the Foxu Friday we wanted, /ak/
>>64466675I'd post more, but I'm told the image limit is reached.Anyway, the key to drawing is being a miserable piece of shit.
>>64466783I deleted my image, post your drawing while there's still a chance to
>>64466675Just practice more. Get a 100 shitty drawings done as opposed to taking forever on one. Youll get better faster then you can look back at the first one and see your progress. Thats what my buddy in highschool did. He showed me his first drawing and it was absolute garbage. Looked like a toddler drew it. He just drew a shit load and got better.
>>64466819Eh, it wasn't anything interesting. All of this is 7 or 8 years old anyway.
>>64466852>filenameKek
>>64466536there are at least three of us, probably more.
>>64466952And do the voices have names?
>>64466979yes, anon, anon, sopanon, anon, and anon. And they say FRESH BAKED BREAD>>64466980>>64466980>>64466980FREE WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT>>64466980>>64466980>>64466980YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE>>64466980>>64466980>>64466980
>>64465168No need. After all, looks like you terminate your own thinking well enough yourself, considering your misplaced insult.
>>64468418commie
