It's November now, so let's go. Head on over to sekretsanta.net and READ the RULES. This year, komrade Ahab and I, wendigohunter, will be your hosts. As such we will be doing a raffle this year for US domestic participants. The winner will be the proud owner of a heritage arms revolver. Anyone who would like to donate prizes to the raffle should email me at wendigohunter AT protonmail DOT comWhat is it?>get matched with an anon and send and receive /k/ related giftsIs it fun?>yeahLet the sign-ups begin. Hope you all had a Happy Halloween and everyone who survived the Halloween cryptids are encouraged to participate! Happy Hunting!
I sent Sarge all my info through email. That not gonna work this year?
>>64468320Havent seen sarge since his thread and as far as i know no one has received a reply
bump
the best time of the year
>>64467321I've got a jolly bin of doodads and thingamabobs to go to all the good little anons this
So cool you got the page back up running!but: why int matchup so late my man? For me it's about getting my giftee a super nice indivdual package based on their wishlist and half the hunting happens on ebay, atleast for cool historical stuff. On the other side, it'll may take people a few weeks to see the threads so i kinda understand it.Anyway, i'll stop nagging and start getting some random stuff already is guess. Thinking about doing some lino prints to send in paper/k/lip
>>64467321Enlisting page is a blank tho.
>>64472310The form came up for me, Ahab can you check on this?
>>64472310Does it work for you now?
>>64472789>>64472651thx for response. cleared cache but still shows up like this. If it works for everyone else, most certainly the issue is on my end and further enhanced by my mental retardation. I appreciate the efforts.
>>64472841I'm not sure, it may be because you are international for some reason. I added instructions on the contact page for if you can't see the form so you can enlist via an email straight to me.
>>64472851nevermind, it was retardation.After inspecting the page i saw its blocked scripts.Then i remembered my adblocker.Have a bump.
signed upI kept missing it. Did it once.
Rules of Engagement:https://www.sekretsanta.net/rules-of-engagement.htmlEnlist link:https://www.sekretsanta.net/enlist.html>>64472307If we get good matches, we will match folks ahead of time, especially for international folks!
>>64475184awesome.Thinking of doing some lino prints so if a few anons are willing id send out some /k/ art in paper/k/lip tier after the match.
>>64477409That sounds awesome.
Was losing hope to see that thread come up. Absolutely stoked
>>64480225Heads for European anons sending to the US. Due to the tariffs crisis, all shipments of parcels to the US have beeb suspended indefinitely. So fucked.I think only the Netherlands accept it now, but i am not even sure. I had to send something earlier this autumn: went to Serbia, Romania, hungary, Greece and France. All the postal services refused to send my parcel to the US.
>>64480229*heads up
>>64480229Thanks for the heads up. For that reason we may match international folks with international targets. For any US anons who are willing to ship across the pond, please note that in the enlistment form!
Might sign up later, really glad you guys got a site going. How many people participating thus far?
Good news! We have another anon willing to donate a full sized dickpick as a raffle prize! We will be posting more about it later and adding it to the site. Thank you anonymous hero.https://www.wingardwearables.com/product-page/the-dickpick>>64480718KomradeAhab should be able to get the numbers for us this evening!
>>64467321Nice to see the site up, I missed last year and have been looking forward to doing this again
Submitted. I have a couple of surplus to requirements firearms I can send out this year, so I hope whoever gets them is happy.
>>64480718>>64480992So far, 13 signups. 2 international and 11 USA. And so far everyone but one anon signed up for the $100+ tier.
>>64480225>>64481139Always fun to see familiar names this time of year.
I'm struggling to come up with wishlist as most of the things I want are well over $200, but I do have a couple things on there. There's zero percent chance of editing your wishlist after you submit it correct?
bamping for /k/ristmas goodnessAlso, the enlist page is blank for me, too.
>>64481004>looking forward to doing this againWonder if we will have a different anon make another dildo knife.
>>64482788Correct, gotta make a call and send it.>>64483179For anyone with the Enlist page blank you can check the contact page for an alternate way of enlisting. However, please check your ad-blocker first, and be patient, especially on phones it can take a minute or so to load.
Wonderfu newsl. Hopefully tariffs, inflation, and other bits of nonsense won't make international shipping too pricey this upcoming holiday season.
I sent an email to Ahab since the site wouldn't let me submit, and I have not forgotten the 5th of november so two important things have been done today.
>>64483468How do we get FFL info if sending a firearm?
>>64486207We can help coordinate once matched
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>>64472310Disable ad block.
can you enter multiple time for multiple categories ?i do 3d printed shit, so the price is hard to determine (should i count the modelisation time ?), so im thinking paper/k/lip, but id like to enter at a higher tier
>>64467321Signed up! Do I get a confirmation email or just pray (it's Shaggy from NY, excited for another year of debauchery).
>>64488230i've made some post/k/ards and will send em out to a few anons after the initial match. Best would be to find others down for it in the thread and then proceed via e-mail, im sure wendigohunter & /k/omrade ahab would assist.
>>64488230>>64488460It should be totally safe to sign up multiple times if you want to do a few tiers. >>64488231You should get an email, if you didnt, check your spam. If not, Ahab can confirm tonight!
>>64488460i enlisted two times using 2 email addresses. i figured this would work just as well
On the enlistment form, there is an option for participating in "Grinch Relief". What does this mean? Google gave me nothing when I looked>t. newfag
>>64489167A grinch is someone who signed up and for whatever reason doesn’t send a gift. The grinch relief team sends gifts to the giftless.
>>64489167It means if someone matches and sends their parcel, but the person who is supposed to send their flakes you are volunteering to be on a list of people who are willing to send 2 or 3 gifts out instead of just the one. You'll still only be getting one parcel in return, but you are bailing out someone else who got screwed.People who Grinch (IE exploit SS to get a free gift but don't send anything) typically get blacklisted from future participation. They sometimes get trolled hard later on as well since they have given their name/address. Moral of the story is don't be an asshole.
Why are so many people using names other than the organizers?
>>64489538So we can recognize each other from previous years. It adds to the holiday cheer.
>>64490976Y'think? I feel like people only started doing it last year or the year prior, and it seems kinda silly for a secret santa exchange on a chiefly anonymous imageboard. Some of the names seem new so I'd hope first time participants aren't getting the idea they need a name.
>>64491847>>64489538been doin it since '20.For me it's a guarantee for others on what to expect. Also it's the only time in the year where we constructively circlejerk (atleast noone's using a trip)>>64488622>>64488559oh okay, i will make some more signups, guess i'll can use the same e-mail for it.
>>64491847>>64492015Yep, ive done this since 2018. Glad to see named komrades and anons alike.So far we have 20 participants 16 US and 4 international! Remember to sign up. We'll be adding a raffle prize officially to the site once it is received from the wonderful donating anon!
Just wanna say if you’re contributing this year Crow I hope you get a good match.
>>64492332Bump! I already have some sweet ideas.
Remember: You didn't meet your price bracket if you didn't spend atleast 50$+ above it. I don't make the rules.
>>64488559Didn't get an email - Mr.Bones $100 tierI may sign up for other tiers depending on how many we get.
>>64482788You can use your Wishlist as sort of a flavor menu of what you're into. And you never know, someone may have come across a mighty deal on something you want, and want to pay it forward
Signed up!
Just signed up.best time of the year!
Is this the thread where DOJ employees launder confiscated weapons and gear between each other.
>>64495979No, this one is for dildos and brownies
>>64495979never did i expect that seven years ago signing up for sekret santa would be the catalyst to getting a stable government salary by sending 22 revolvers and butt plugs on an anonymous Uzbekistanian cross stitching image board.
>>64494261I did get your enlistment, you're good.Current signup stats:USA: 15 /K/ommissar ($100+), 2 /K/avalry ($50+), 1 /K/onscript ($20+), 0 Paper/k/lip ($0+)International: 3 /K/ommissar ($100+), 1 /K/avalry ($50+), 0 /K/onscript ($20+), 2 Paper/k/lip ($0+)
Do we open if they arrive before Christmas or do we all wait?
>>64496893what happen if im the only one in a tier ?
>>64496971That's up to your morale and discipline.Europoors like me open on the eve of 24th.>>64497907You wait until the matching and if it happens to still be a problem there will be some solution found for it. >>64494105That's the spirit!
whoever my target is is getting some art from my minianons
>>64496971i open it in case there is something messed up and i need to inform anon.then i take pictures and save my glee until christmas day where i can show anon my appriciation.for the new frens- always post your gift in thread. it will make your santa happy.
>>64496971We will have an unboxing thread (or cutrent thread will become the unboxing thread) on Christmas day where you can open and post pictures for your santas to see!
What is the current signup stats?
>>64504961Sign-ups are live now. International sign-up deadline is November 21st, US domestic sign-up end on December 5th.>Sign up herehttps://sekretsanta.net/enlist
>>64504961No change since last update.
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New raffle prize donated from a beautiful anon! The Wingard DickPick. https://www.wingardwearables.com/product-page/the-dickpickhttps://sekretsanta.net
>>64510405That's an interesting tool.
>>64510579It's just a cat's paw. But that isn't a bad thing. Have have a various sizes for woek that look just like this (but powder coated)
>>64510405I wonder how often these things get confiscated by the TSA?
>>64512712I'd wager about 20% of all that have been made end up in a TSA bin.
>>64496893Are we expected to spend $100+(for example) or can it just be $100+ worth of shit we have? I have lots of clothes and gear id love to find a new home for
What should we put in the wishlist? I dont want to sound greedy or list too many niche interests. Doing the $100 level. I want to spread the love (and violence)
>>64514395It's fine to send that stuff, even make it a good portion of the gift, but its good manners to actually spend money on the gift or at least supplementary things for it.>>64514447Interests, sizes, favorite booze type, favorite camo pattern, lube preference, etc.
>>64506099Just signed up
>>64514661>lube preferenceSir, you forgot to mention the near-required dildo.
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Ready for the matchups and the cold weather. Stay frosty anons.
INSURANCE PAYBACKcan i change my tier up to 250$ still?
>>64467321Sent :)
>>64517152Big spender. I don't think we even put that on the site...
>>64514967>required dildoFor a couple of years a generous maker-anon has made a dildo knife>the logical marriage of a dildo and a knifeI wonder if he will grace somebody's stocking with such a wonderful and useful gift this year
>>64514661dang. I forgot to put WoodLand camo as my fav lol
>>64518287sauce on that Paul vid?
>>64518287;_; how will i'll be able to send someone a Flecktarn Splitterschutzweste mit Einlagen then?
>>64518431Im not spending money on a dildo, but i will spend time, effort, and love to hand carve one from random wood scraps in my basement
>>64521381New poll, splinters: hot or not
>>64518287i usually participate in the 250+ tier.i dont plan on spending that much for my 100+ tier, but it will be sitting around 150$.all my past giftee's have received a free ounce of silver and a handmade crochet Gondola. since silver is too pricy now for the 100$, they'll get a goldback.i'm getting itchy on the match ups
Current stats:USA: 19 /K/ommissar ($100+) 2 /K/avalry ($50+)1 /K/onscript ($20+)0 Paper/k/lip ($0+)International: 5 /K/ommissar ($100+) 1 /K/avalry ($50+)0 /K/onscript ($20+) 2 Paper/k/lip ($0+)
komfy kristmas vibes
>>64522818based overspender and pm stacker. I love the 250 tier, its high enough to get some actually good gear for people. Half the fun is declaring it all as supercheap garbage on the customs form to keep tax costs low.Thank you again, /K/omrade Ahab & Wendigohunter for puttin it together and also to Sgt. Santa "pour le merit".P.S.: Anyone else keeping all the letters from over the years for sum faggy reminiscant reason?
>>64523917+1 International /k/ommissarJust registered
>>64517152did you end up trying the stuff in the flask?
>>64527513still using the knife as my go to desk knife and yes, i trief the stuff in the flask. Pretty harsh but warming, some enzianliqour if i recall correctly. Lost the flask a couple years ago sadly.
>>64523917Add one more USA /k/ommissar
>>64523917Mayhaps I can partake in both USA and International paper/k/lip? Maybe sign up for /k/onscript too or is there a limit on tiers? I wanna share some jolly at the lower tiers. ALSO Wendi please check your email.
>>64528348Very cool. Absolutely sign up for as many tiers as you like. If yiu want two in the same tier it will let you do that too Looks like we'll soon be officially announcing another raffle prize from our very own bazookanon, bringing us to 3 raffle prizes!>>64527944Glad to have another in the trenches!
>>64527465>>64527944It's wild to me that almost everyone is in /k/ommisar tier. Good to have you fellas.
>>64532142the kind of kommandos who sign up for this are all worth 2x kommisar tier
>>64532142>It's wild to me that almost everyone is in /k/ommisar tier. Good to have you fellas.I think that this group of /k/ommandos participating are the same group that has participated for the last few years. That's my read.>t. I find out in 24-48h if I get to participate this year or not.
black friday this week in case you already wanna get some stuff
I wanna be matched already. I need to know what cute anon I’m buying for
>>64533502 Umm that’s next week
>>64534782Very soon, especially if you're International or someone who has volunteered to be a part of the international batches!
I guess if i have any sort of legacy on these events its that I always spent so much more than the price bracket and people are clearly now also spending as much on each other as they canmy only problem with it is i'd just buy what I want now, why wait for someone else to?good luck havent been part of this in 5 years now
>>64538859It's about maybe getting something that you didn't need or even know about, connecting with another anon through their memes that make you blush when you go retrieve it from the front step, really putting some thought into what your target would find some joy in receiving.
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Frens, I have a horrible doubt. Pretty sure i signed up for /k/omissar a few days back and did not worry and now I can't find the confirmation email or any trace of what I sent.Plz confirm I was not shoah'd.
>>64545012Search for POWR in your mail. This is program used for registering
>>64545012I think we did, yep search POWR. KomradeAhab can confirm later. He'd do it now but he's not a phoneposter and is at my house...International matches will be sent out tomorrow! Any last minute sign ups or if you wanna just confirm, send us the signup via email if you search and dont see a confirmation in your spam folder
dont have a POWR email and realized i gave my list to sgtsanta.signed up on the website.merry christmas anons!are the POWR emails supposed to be automatic?
>>64545012I've got your enlistment, you're all good.>>64545969Yeah, the reply emails should go out automatically upon completion of the form.>>64545440Just to make it clear, if you think you signed up but are unsure, just ask me via email instead of signing up again. Multiple signups are for multiple matches.
>>64546391How many are in each category now?
>>64495654: (
>>64523917I asked my kid what one I should do. He said 50$ I asked him SFW or NSFW. He said SFW. Fuck that pussy shit. I picked NSFW.
>>64546391Ah all good then
Happy International Matching Day, anons! International sign-ups will be made today and targets will be acquired. In the meantime, the ATF is out to ruin kristmas...
>>64547777GET DOWN, MS. PRESIDENT!
>>64547777NIce quads
>>64547777Roll for 2D tsitsi
>>64547816You madman, you nearly shot her in the tit.
>>64547844Have you never played this before? You use two last numbers of the post
>>64547799>>64547802>>64547816>>64547844>>64547873careful there..
>>64523917jUST wondering seeing its a minimum why not just leave it to that.Are you guys going to cry your eyes out if your buy 100$ of shit and only get something that's 20$?I could careless if I get nothing back we just need to take care of the people if they get nothing
>>64548847We have always done tiers.
>>64547816Bulgaranon, you need to send me an email so I can reply with your match. Your server is blocking all my emails as potential spam.
Matches have been sent out, please check your emails, international anons!
>>64547777Checkin and rollin
>>64549263Hey lad, just sent it. Let me know
oi james, could it possibly be that had you back in '21? If so (or not so), any specific german milsurp items you'd like? i reckon food 'n' drinks can be tricky but i could still try.
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>>64548989Sounds like the 4 monkeys story
>>64550392I haven't received anything. Check to make sure you got my email correct, and if you did, maybe try to send it from a different email if you can.
>>64550392Hey, you get the match?
>>64551382Hey man, sent an email with an atomic.io extension.No i have not received anything with the 2 emails i sent.But this atomic one should worl. Could you try and let me know?
>>64551197I sent 2, a yandex one and a mail.ru one, but i guess they did not reach you.
>>64551454I got them all, the mail.ru one blocks protonmail, yandex blocks me as spam. Did you get the message to the atomic.io?
>>64551470Yes I did. The atomic works.And i got my target. All good!
>>64551478Awesome, glad to hear. That should be everyone. If you are in international and have not received a match, let me know.
Good news is ATF is mostly taken care of. The bad news is Mrs /K/laus took one right to the face. Thanks for playing and we'll have another soon or for the next thread.
>>64550501Nah, unfortunately I only started doing se/k/ret santa's in 22.As for german surp, there's nothing I need more in life that some of those slutty PT shorts they have... Those leather police jackets were also cool but I doubt they'd be any more reasonably priced in germany... danke, dummkopf
>>64495654thread themehttps://youtu.be/DuVKScovSn4?si=CfhcQRIZmZwa-niv
I couldn't tell by the signup form, but are we doing just USA to USA and just international to international this year? The options were only between the two, which I assumed was asking where you were sending from, not to. Also I forgot to list snacks and drink on my wishlist, fuck.
>>64552978Nice choice
>>64552978i will watch your CQDCT slop
>>64552666Despite you calling me by my maiden name, i will look to get you those shorts and look for police jacket but you didnt provide any sizes cunt. If you want suprise surp sizes that's fine by me and makes things easier but i doubt thats what u want.
>>64553605Sorry, I thought I added them to my note. I'm a medium regular in yank sizes, which comes out to 94 across the tits and 86 across the waist
>>64553710good-o, ill try and get as much as possible!
merry khristmas to all
