This guy is causing trouble in your neighborhood, and you have to take him down. What's your loadout?Hard mode: your gun choice is limited to civilian small arms you would find in a small town gun shop in 1978
>>64467451I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said you’re moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel air
BAR Hard Mode: BAR
>>64467451I call Mystery Inc. and inform them that it's totally a real supernatural nigga oooo spooky better be careful and not split up in that abandoned swamp mansion. (Naturally I will split up with Velma as we explore, as a true discerning gentleman.)Horror movie bullshit is utterly mogged by toon force giga-bullshit.
>>64467451>Hard mode: your gun choice is limited to civilian small arms you would find in a small town gun shop in 1978I feel like a double barrel 12ga or a levergun should do just fine but I've never watched the movies
>>64467492>"Horror movie bullshit is utterly mogged by toon force giga-bullshit."as an completely normal anon what you said is very pognaint and astute and applicable in the real world in both mundane/boring/material and supernatural/paranormal/occult situationsI suggest anons take note of this wisdom as it is unironically high level stuff
>>64467492>Naturally I will split up with VelmaI can't respect folks who enjoy the hairiest of poons.
>>64467451Anything that goes bang? Even a 22 could probably work. >but he's immortal/invincible We'll see about that. If a .22 or .44 ACP doesn't put him down, a 12 gauge slug blowing out his limbs or splitting his head ought to do it.
>>64467591you're one retarded motherfucker you fuckin faggot ass piece of shit. in halloween 4 he gets shot by every redneck in town until their shotguns and rifles are totally empty then falls down a mine shaft and he didn't even lose consciousness between the end of the film and the beginning of halloween 5.
>>64467687Sorry, I don't watch shitty films. Sounds like he has skin made out of bullshitium, which makes me even less afraid.
>>64467696it also sounds like you're a cocksuckin fuckin faggot you gay little fuck, now shut your god damn niggersucker.
>>64467451> What’s your load out for invincible characters anon??>Nu uh that doesn’t work either! Anyways Marvel Comics films are trash.For this situation rope seems like the correct choice. Maybe bolos to get the party started.
Not my problem.He's cleaning up the community.
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>>64467952hey Carl Johnson, that wouldn't work. dumb ass.
I listen to what he has to say
Halloween franchise is only marginally less retarded than Texas Chainsaw Massacre.Assuming we're talking about 1987 movie, six-shooter was enough to temporarily incapacitate him. If you carry an axe, you could probably decapitate him.The Thorn timeline Michael is straight-up supernatural, so you're probably fucked.H20 Michael, the axe solution still applies (the only thing that saved Michael is off-screen plot armor of Resurrection being the shittiest movie ever, but it probably would've worked if not for the gayest niggerfaggot retcon ever)I barely remember RZ movies, so whatever.2018 continuity Michael is tough (bordering on horror plot armor bullshit) but still human. His eye never grew back and IIRC he still lost fingers, so dismemberment still works.tl;dr Michael is overrated as a threat outside of Thorn bullshit.
>>64467578Are you saying you wouldn't enjoy exploring that jungle?
>>64467482pretty good answer tee bee aycheven if he's "immortal," I'd like to see this little faggot do any kind of harm after he's been truly dismembered by concentrated fire of 30.06 through the limbs and spine
>>64467991>>64467737Do you feel embarrassed the next morning?
