>>64467221>I don’t wanna make a new thread, but I went to /x/ and there are five fucking threads about the toropets explosion being nuclear.>Pajeet shills being dumb or bot shills being broken?Toropets was a nuclear detonation.The horizon is 12 miles away, observed from an elevated position (hill).And the event is taking place near or at the horizon line.It's a nuclear bomb that exploded underground destroying the hardened bunker.
>>64467619>x
>>64467628>>64467622
>>64467629>If you believe your lying eyes you are ChatGPT.We know what our eyes tell us.The rise of the midnight sun, illuminating the entire landscape in the dead of night; such that you can see every blade of grass; from an "event" near or the visual horizon line, as observed from an elevated location.Is but one thing.>>64467632I'm not wrong and I will kill you dead.Do you understand me you anti-child bride white fucking FAGGOT.Toropets was a nuclear bomb exploding.
>>64467630>>64467631>15 seconds aparthmmm
>>64467619The AI determines that actually it was not, I don't actually think for myself, I just ask the AI and it tells me what to think
why is this jeet spamming this garbage recently?>>>/int/216379983
>>64467640>That's a lie No it isn't, the AI said it wasn't, so it wasn't, simple as
I was there, it wasn't a nuke. I am here, OP is a fag.
>>64467644you clearly have jeet mentality, yes
Schizos and AI chat bots are truly one of God's greatest giftsUnfortunately though it's killing the red string and thumbtack industries :(
>I asked an AI and it said somethingDogshit thread awardAlso you keep misspelling "peninsula" lmao retard
>>64467619>using AI as an oracle of trutheveryone with an IQ under 130 should be summarily executed, I can't stand this gay shit anymore
>>64467661This guys posting it on like every board too.
>>64467688>the report got scrubbed>but some rando on fucking 4chan knows about it without posting any evidence of his claimConvincing stuff schizo
>>64467644Yeah
>>64467619I feel like Im being baited here, but I will answer sincerey why it was not nuclear.A nuclear detonation will flash-fry everything at the speed of light within a multi-kilometer radius, due to a large percentage of the energy being released is in the visible light spectrum. This flash burns things way outside of the destructive distance of the "fireball", the visible exposion. The EMP being released would also literally make it impossible to film the detonation, because the pulse would fry your camera before the fireball even started forming.And everyone already knows that the radiation signature is easily detectabe. Now please kill this thread.
>>64467619>I see some trees and a house>thats a beautifully layered observation!>am I correct?>your breakdown is impressively accurate and perceptive!when we could make AI anything, why does everybody make it the most toadying, suckass, snivelling parody of a human?
>>64467718kek
>>64467718Oh no no no no! Dalit bros.. our response?
When you blow up an absolutely massive munitions stockpile the explosion will be huge. Big boom doesn't mean nuke. What might be interesting is if the Russians had nukes stored there. Nukes aren't going to detonate like conventional munitions would but having some nuclear material getting obliterated inside that big of an explosion could possibly make it a dirtier boom. As far as evacuations, it was a big damn boom at a munitions depot. It's smart to evacuate regardless of nuclear or not. Also probably a pretty solid risk of munitions that DIDN'T detonate being tossed for miles and being hilariously unsafe for it. Last thing you want is to NOT call it and have some dumbass kids stumble upon a shell one good poke from detonating or something like that.I don't really care if it was nuclear or not as long as Russian ammo depots and stockpiles continue to explode and we get to see the footage of it.
Yes, Ukraine used a secret HATO nuclear device that leaves no long-term detectable radiation to blow up a random ammo depot. This is of course necessary because ammunition depots famously don't contain any explosive material of their own and you really need to try to destroy one, necessitating a tactical nuclear weapon. I asked Grok and it agreed with me. Russia of course did nothing in response because nuclear retaliation is an ISIS-American tactic.
>>64467772Toropets was immediatly evacuated.No you as a civillian cannot walk into russia with a geigercounter and test toropets.Yet you declare you can.That is a nuclear bomb.<-------
>>64467778Why is an evacuation proof of a nuclear device? Civilians are evacuated all the time for emergencies like forest fires, floods, etc. An ammo dump exploding would both be a fire risk and there's the issue of UXO potentially being scattered in the surroundings. You don't need to be physically on site to detect radiation, satellites can pick it up. Unless you're saying there's a massive conspiracy to not report on the radiation there. This is an issue with conspiratorial thinking. The conspiracy you're describing would require the perfect cooperation of thousands of people, on both sides. You have no proof beyond an image which you say depicts a nuclear explosion despite the fact similar explosions have been witnessed even prior to the invention of the nuclear bomb, such as the Halifax disaster. Meds, now.
>>64467718holy shit anon on suicide watch
This whole fucking thread
>>64467619Oh, shit, you made your way off of /int/. Nice to have you here, it's been too long since we had a good shill melty.
>>64467778>>64467644>>64467640LLMs are designed to be as agreeable as possible. You can gaslight them into agreeing that the sky is lime green is you keep at it for long enough
Giving AI to indians and retards was the biggest mistake in human history.
>>64467823Do I look like an indian to you, dipshit?
>>64467856AI said yes which means it's an objective truth
>>64467850Tbh gaslighting the robot is like half the fun, idk why people think they can be trusted as an authority on anything.Do people really not sanity check things like this as soon as they get their hands on it?
>>64467861Copilot is dogshit, Microsoft can't even get their own employees to use it over competitors, you literally have no idea what you're talking about.
>>64467628Nuclear weapons aren't real and the only thing you will ever kill is yourself.
>>64467863I mean, if you think that using you eyes is better than using ai then it was not a nuke
>>64467640Good, and it's missing every single sign of a nuclear weapon... cobalt in Norway lol.
>>64467864Case in point, watch this.>>64467619>underground explosionNo, you shit-smeared moron, that's not a bomb, it's an artillery shell. It's got a turnip-shaped logarithmic curve, which is characteristic of nuclear artillery. That's not a nuke going off inside the bunker, that's a nuke being dropped on it.
>>64467856With unfiltered brown skin, yes.
>>64467863>>64467856clearly if the AI said you're indian, you must be a smelly 80 IQ pajeet. Many such cases, sad!
>>64467720>the pulse would fry your camera before the fireball even started formingModern electronics... well electronics past 1995 anyway, do not significantly suffer from any possible EMP.I used to make camera EMPs and fry the Apple store, it stopped working in 2021. I bet I cost them so fucking much money though.
>>64467888yes, most definitely. Refer back to >>64467718
>>64467888Wash your hair for fuck’s sake man you’re as greasy as one that’s for sure
>>64467778I bet it wasn't evacuated because of the horrible shit resulting from aerosolized chemicals... no way. You forget about 9/11 lung in NYC?
Time to ask the ultimate conspiracy theory defeating question: Why? What’s the point of nuking one random ammo depot in Russia?
>>64467894Yeah
>>64467893I'm like 40, when you're old you'll be like this too.Also: if you're young use your time well: this old age goes by very quick. Time isn't what it was.Someone asked me to take a picture of my wrists or something so I did with the webcam. Didn't brush my hair. Sorry. What do you want from me?<----Indian?>>64467885
>>64467894You were claiming earlier the ukes snuck in a nuclear warhead. Now you're saying it was American launched which is even fucking more retarded
>>64467888
>>64467894Artillery shells don't cause underground detonations, they don't have the terminal velocity to penetrate a dozen feet of dirt. That's not artillery, that's a buried nuclear weapon detonating.
>>64467902>Superfuse
>>64467907I don't know.I only do bicep curls, pushups, cruches, benchpress, and incline benchpress, and squats.I don't know what you do with forearms.
>>64467913The B61 penetrators can get underground,so I imagine they have similar for missiles.Even Iran relights their missiles to give fast terminal velocity.You think it's a planted device for the nuclear strike?(very possible: ukraine can do it)I see missiles coming down for the 3 other sites in the video
>this threadit's like back when Terry was still alive
>>64467903I don’t think I will become unable to bathe once I’m 40 but I’ll keep it in mind.>>64467905Why not just do a traditional nuclear test as a show of force instead? Would have the same effect with no fear of retaliation. I shouldn’t even really be entertaining your schizophrenia like this, your mental illness makes you literally incapable of admitting you’re wrong since that would lead to a collapse of your mental state and identity.
>>64467929Now comes the part where he calls you a salty european mad that Uncle Sam can nuke anyone with impunity.
>>64467933If Russia didn’t respond after the first nuke why is it not currently a crater? If we can nuke Russia with impunity why didn’t we do it again?
>>64467923No, dipshit, that's clearly an above-ground strike, you can see the missiles coming down. Stop trying to deflect by implying that the Russians nuked themselves. Why the fuck would they do that?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>64467940>>64467943>>64467945You know you can just make one post. Also I’ve got some bad news for you on the hair falling out front.What about the cute elf girls near Toropets? Not rapeable enough?
>>64467954>let me repost all my copeanswer the question dipshit: why are you implying that Russia nuked themselves?
>>64467945Russia's twink reserves are far more unique than their cute girl reserves.You can find cute girls in abundance in like half the countries worldwide and they'll come with the free benefit of not being Russian women
>>64467959>radiation magically stops at the boundaries of the baseGood to know that the evacuation means nothing.
>>64467959I’d hope I’m not close to death at 40 years old. Most people use shampoo so their hair doesn’t look like shit, its connection to hair loss is very loose so long as you use an appropriate amount.Those cute elf girls have massively increased risk of cancer and birth defects for their children now though. Seems shortsighted if the ultimate goal is the mass rape of cute elf girls, as you’re seeming to imply.
>>64467718Grok is this real?
>>64467963Away from you, probably.
>>64467963>Where'd they all go?Repulsed by your appearance and attitude
>>64467954>Here I am saying that since they have effective penetrators for the gravity bombs: why wouldn't they have them for the missiles too?because modern american nuclear warheads use superfuzes >>64467902 that explode in a volume above the target, not after impact. You don't need any kinetic penetration on a fucking nuke you retarded schizophrenic
>>64467973But why? They didn't nuke the town, so why would they evacuate it?
>>64467963I think they stopped wanting to be near you, as you look and smell like shit since you don’t bathe properly.
>>64467977Because of the fallout.
>>64467981What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>64467982or because there were exploding artillery shells landing miles away you fucking moron
>>64467976I think the young girls are the ones doing most of the denying
>>64467981and how are you gonna do that schizo, hex me over the internet? detonate a super secret underground nuke in my basement? have a schizophrenic meltdown that makes me choke from laughter?
>>64467982But fallout would put the elf girls in danger, which runs counter to the mission of raping them all. Therefore, there couldn't have been any fallout.
Oh no the Zigger is lying >Igor Rudenya, governor of Tver Oblast, announced a partial evacuation of the town but that there were no serious injuries nor fatalities.[5][15][16][17] Russian officials later reported that 13 people had been injured.[3]anyway
>>64467988You cannot stop me from mocking your childish delusions. I exist on a plane above you. Even in death my laughter would haunt you daily as I further thin your hair and age you more rapidly.
>>64467989Fuck off.Toropets was a nuke.Your shiboleths cannot change that.
>>64467963Idk what your peor is anon, America has plenty of cute girls and boys.If white only is your thing just move where the white people are.They won't look like FSB influence whores with 17 filters ofc but real Russian women don't look like that in the first place
>but I went to /x/Slit your wrists.
>>64467997>literal who on telegramAlso because a nearby ammo depot exploded
>>64467992I'm a disembodied evil spirit sent from hell to torment you on this mongolian basket weaving forum. You can't kill me in any way that matters
>>64467997The city they were evacuated to is 25 miles away. They weren’t evacuated there because it was the minimum safe distance, they went there because it was the only area nearby that had the infrastructure to support a sudden influx of people, you fucking moron.
>>64467985>I shower multiple times a day>I don't use shampoosoggy sopping wet man with hair that reeks of showerwater
>>64468001>your feminist empire will be destroyed in fire.Says the fucking Canadian
>>64467996I didn't say it wasn't. I said that the evacuation was unnecessary because fallout wouldn't have fallen on the town for fear of injuring the rapeable elf girls. That can easily be accomplished by using a small warhead, say in the 80-90 MT range. You're the one insisting that the US did something directly counter-productive to its overall goals
>>64468001How do you plan to nuke only the feminists?
>>64467985this nigga using toothpaste in the shower
>>64468020Not that schizo, but brushing your teeth in the shower isn't the worst idea. I even use the shower head as a giant water pick
>>64468001The USSR was the original gynocentric hellhole and it's legacy has only grown more malignant with time.A Russian woman would ruin your life and laugh all the way to the bank
>>64468030Point to one (1) thing in the video that indicates a nuclear detonation as opposed to double digit kilotons of conventional explosives cooking off.
>>64467619It means one of 3 things OP.>Ukrainian forces can now strap 0.1 kiloton nukes on to dronesOR >Russians are detonating nuclear weapons on their own soil as a way of thwarting Ukrainian dronesOR>A munitions depot has a shit load of munitions in it and blowing it up makes a really fucking big explosionI hope it's #1. The videos alone would be worth it.
>>64468033The plasma flare.You'd get it if you knew anything about military explosives.
Is it schizophrenia?
>>64468039Most likely. Doesn't look like the stereotypical drug-induced psychotic.
>>64468038Nuclear plasma flare is purple, dipshit. Try again.
>>64468039Yeah, he’s unable to admit he’s wrong even in the face of clear evidence. It’s very common among schizophrenics, it’s an interesting psychological phenomenon where they become obsessed over something like this, and view any attack against the narrative they push as a personal one. See him threatening to kill us in response. If schizophrenics are unable to maintain their delusions, they basically just break mentally.
>>64468047>US nukes Russia for no other reason that it can and nobody can do shit about it>denies doing itFor vhat pvrpose?
>>64468034Who's fucking the twinks, the lesser nomenklatura?
>>64468052To rape cute elf girls, obviously. It’s like you haven’t even been reading.>this is what he actually believes
>>64468048You would think getting laughed out of fucking /x/ and /int/ would be his Road to Damascus
>>64467619Whatever happened to the battleships/riveted armor schizo? He was my favorite.
>>64468060Type the words “I am wrong” as the only words in a reply to this post. You literally can’t do it. If you do it, you’ll prove me wrong. But I know you won’t.
>>64468054So where's the fucking purple at Toropets?
>>64468070What’s the diplomatic status between the elven people and the feminist empire?
>>64468070I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. Come get me anytime. Bring your friends.
>>64468070>discredit me.Citing /pol/ and a literal who on telegram while being an /x/tard did that better than anyone ever could, buddy
>>64468072Nice try but unfortunately he made a schizopost just before yours.
>>64468063Man I never thought I'd find myself envying Gerasimov but yet here we are
>>64468080You fucked up the timing again
>>64467628>Keep laughing at me and I will kill you
>>64468079Cool, so we're in agreement that it's not a nuclear detonation, since you don't believe it was an underground explosion.
>>64468085That was more words than requested.
>>64468080>>64468072lmao, are you trying to make the schizo look more stable, or further troll him?
>>64468088Repeat after me:I am wrong
>>64468098What video?I am wrong.
>>64468098>>64468099bad timing again bro, everybody can see that it's two people posting
>>64468047LOL I don't even need to scrutinize that. Just at a glance I know that's not nuclear. How to tell? Scroll real quick through the video and mute your fucking awful audio. There are secondary explosions going on. First at 1:01 and at 2:37 and at 3:40. What kind of nuclear weapon creates secondary explosions? NONE. What kind of attack does? A munitions dump blowing up.
>>64468098>underground detonationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuWDDx2-CgA"Oh, the nose was six inches into the dirt" does not an underground detonation make.SAY IT AGAIN
>>64468104>>64468106>less than a minute aparttry again lol, maybe next time you'll fool everyone and get an epic own screengrab
Why are you guys riling up and bullying the schizo?
>>64467888KEK HE LIVES IN A TRAILER AND IS NOT WHITE
>>64468113It's a proud tradition.
>>64467903The Gimmick Rich lolDude, take out the pickups, get a better neck, and fix the Monkey QC electronics, then fucking sheild it.
>>64468113He does that plenty fine by himself we’re just here for entertainment
>>64468113Because all I've had to eat for months is the same stale "Russia is humane and produces less civilian deaths than NAFO" and gay pron spam for months. I am HUNGRY.
>>64468104Clearly
>>64468121Grok is this real?
>>64468113What do you mean? The retard made a thread and we're all having a good time. Even better, now Russia has to deal with Ukrainian drones carrying tiny nukes which is wonderful. I call them Ukie Nukies.
>>64468113free entertainment
>>64468121
>>64468122Has to be, I ran the simulations and in every iterance I extrapolated the mythic Grimace tulpa. This must mean that x rays are crossing cosmic barriers producing the MCD Flare. Evacuation is immediate and permanent.
>>64468125Not with those wrists you won’t.
>>64468125post guitaryou won't
>>64468125/pol/ will say that CIA recruited this guy after he shoots up a church
>>64468134>fucking magnetism how does it work?
>>64468135>no timestampnoguitar confirmed, opinion discarded
>>64468135>those strings
>>64468135Man, what a piece of shit. You’re never going to get that cute elf with that thing laying around
>>64468127If you ever want to familiarize yourself with the sensation of grimace radiation exposure so you'll be ready when the bombs fall drink this You will know the taste of purple
>>64468144With what, noguitars? Your limp wrists?
>>64468127>Evacuation is immediate and permanent.They sent a few people to the next town, that's all. Usually you get some minor injuries with these explosions because people hear the boom, run to the windows and the get blasted by the shockwaveThey've probably returned home by now
>>64468135GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
>>64468129Anon you missed >>64467636. Since we're all taking these AIs as infallible for some retarded reason that means the estimated explosion at 200-240 tons must be true. That's 0.2 to 0.24 kilotons. Nowhere near the numbers your posted or even in the range of any known nuclear weapon. >The ground absorbs itYeah, that's why the Richter scale was used in the estimate itself. See 2.5 to 2.8 on there? The energy released by a nuclear weapon just isn't there. You're underestimating what a nuclear weapon is capable of by a huge margin.
The only nuclear thing I see is OP's meltie
>>64468141>Know what a nuke in space looks like?Purple
>>64468148aurora borealis (caused by nuke X-rays)
>>64467619I tried to read the whole thread but I'll be honest, anon. Your problem is you don't actually know anything about nuclear weapons and probably didn't begin researching them until very recently, probably because of this weird pet theory you have.You're posting this shit to a board full of people that've probably been sampling videos of Buster Jangle, Upshot Knothole, Castle Yankee, etc. since we were 9 years old.This is no different than war tourists that think they know the future of warfare because they've binged enough Simon Wistler videos on youtube since the invasion kicked off. You barely understand the thing you're desperately trying to convince - if not experts (lmao, even) - fervent observers was used in an event that bears none of the *INCONTROVERTIBLE* signs of a nuclear event.>Where's the double flash? We still have Vela Incident memes till this day, but no one reported nuclear detection sats pinging an unmistakable double-flash signature?>Where's the ionizing radiation flash-igniting trees AND THE FILMER as the fireball rises?>Why is the fireball not SEARING, PIERCING white before slowly reducing in luminance as the the fireball expands and rises?I bet you thought those videos of nuke tests were shot with normal, standard lens cameras, too?>Where is the telltale pulse of x-ray at the immediate start of the detonation (*should* leave an unmistakable video artifact as a result of the rays interacting with the camera).>Same question about the lack of visual noise to the picture, which would happen due to the fast release of certain ionizing rays that come in extremely fast immediately after initial detonation (less than 1-2 seconds from device initiation, usually).I definitely half-assed explaining some of this shit, but it all comes to mind in the first place because I know I've encountered the info endlessly since I was a kid. Your customer support chat bot skills aren't helping you understand what you kinda need to just know.
>>64468145His stench, most likely.
>>64468155Actually, I thought his problem was the schizophrenia
>>64468155trvke dropped
I wish Oppenheimer were here to see this
>>64468127You don't even need to evacuate permanently from a megaton scale surface burst
>>64468170>still no timestamplollmaoXD even
>>64468170>schizo meltdown begins>instantly posts pedoshithonestly not surprising
>>64468170>1)>no following numbered pointsWhat did he mean by this?
>>64468176>midnight sunIt wasn't even midnight dumbass
>>64468170This getting repetetive, do you know any other tricks? (eg barrel roll)
>>64468170There are no elves left for you. I’ve already raped them all
>>64468170>And: as I said the initial part of the video has never been uploaded for "some" reason.WHY IS RUSSIA COVERING UP THE PART WHERE THEY GOT NUKED ANON?
This thread is something, huh
>>64468192>still no timestamp>i-i'm on vacation guize!pathetic
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>64467628
>>64468192>so anyway here's Wonderwall
>>64468197>They're covering it up because, uhhh, they just are! Both sides!Compelling.
https://youtu.be/k4ZpwC4GclI?si=vADBFOLJHFxuqyFv>final videoHoly shit this motherfucker’s going to kill someone for real lmao. Probably himself
>>64468202Don't (you) me, schizo.
>>64468210Try more overdrive, I can still tell what the notes are. You need at least twice as much before I stop being able to tell how out of tune it is.
>>64468188>WHY IS RUSSIA COVERING UP THE PART WHERE THEY GOT NUKED ANON?Have your ever thought that maybe, just maybe, the russians want to just go through thejr mass death ritual in peace anon? HATO OBVIOUSLY isn't going to do the dirty work of machine gunning waves of russian men so they had to find the next best thing!
>>64468170>The seismographic data for Tver-Toropets was posted the day it happened on the /pol/ threads back then. It matched with nuclear tests.No, it didn't and doesn't you fucking moron. The smallest nuclear explosion in the last 50 years was done by North Korea in 2006. The bomb itself was under a kiloton and registered a 4.3. The Richter scale is logarithmic. The difference between Toropets 2.8 and best Korea's 4.3 is a multiple of about 128-136X in Nork favor on that reading alone, with an rough estimate of about 900X more energy needed to make that rating since most of it isn't put into the ground. You are wrong.
>>64468215
>>64468176>>64468170Buddy, if your best arguments are "I convinced an advanced autocorrect to agree with me", "I will keep repeating myself until you change your mind" and "I will threaten to kill anyone who disagees" you have some serious shortcomings when it comes to technical analysis. You basically asked for an art analysis "shall I compare thee to a summer's day", got it to agree with you that a fireball could be looseley described as a second sun and decided that meant it was a nuclear explosion. Pure schizo behaviour my dude. These chatbots can't do maths. Any numbers it gives based on its own internal calculations are as unreliable as a child's homework, or an Indian, which you clearly are.
I can’t even tell which posts are the real schizo anymore.
>>64468225That's a lot of words to say "I'm a noguitars LARPer"
>>64468224it might have matched the shape (doubtful) but the magnitude just doesn't match at all. 2.8 isn't anywhere near of a nuclear explosion. You're just wrong
>>64468210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpb7Aqsf3wJesus Christ
>>64468224>It's real because it was a thread on 4chanYou can't even use a pair of tin snips to clean up your fucking guitar strings.
>>64468233>trench coatUh oh
>>64468224That rating was 2.8. You can find it all over the internet. By nuke standards that's so measly and underwhelming it'd compare to your dick. Is that why you want it to be a real nuke so bad?
>>64468222Why do you hate russian culture?
>>64468230Cool, now give a single distinguishing feature that sets Toropets out as definitely a nuclear explosion and not five figures tonnage of ammunition cooking off. You won't, because you can't.
Put me in the screencap
>>64468192>I am going to find you and kill youOh no big boy got mad lmfao Everyone watch out, a schizo loser is chimping out
I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, I'M NOT A "LARPER"
>>64468170>Tver-Toropets was a nuclear explosion.No, anon. No it was not.>Which was cut from the video.No anon, it wasn't. The point of the video at which we see the explosion would equate to a point in a nuclear detonation where the only two detonation effects I listed that wouldn't be present happen to include the SINGLE thing you reference in greentext.>Where's the ionizing radiation flash-igniting trees AND THE FILMER as the fireball rises?>Why is the fireball not SEARING, PIERCING white before slowly reducing in luminance as the the fireball expands and rises?The point at which we see the detonation as the cameraman stares at it totally unaffected would roughly align with the time period during a nuclear detonation where the fireball would probably be around peak luminosity, you absolute child. You can literally tell from the atmospheric effects and the *actual* luminosity of the explosion to know you're looking at a very, very powerful chemical-based explosion not very long initial detonation. It's as though you haven't even just watched a fuck ton of explosions, in general. Why are you posting on /k/?>Any white pixels would be removed in compression as errors.No, they wouldn't be. You also clearly have no idea why the noise happens or how it winds up preserved on the filmed media (analog or digital). >And: as I said the initial part of the video has never been uploaded for "some" reason.Me and the boys at DoE, DARPA, and Langley told NSA to specifically scrub just the beginning of the video. Specifically to fuck with (You).
>>64468251too obvious
So this guy probably just had a schizophrenic break around the time this happened and has fixated on it as a coping mechanism, right?
>>64468222Come on big boy, I'll show you who's the boss of this gym
Well this thread was fun. I'm out. Good luck schizo-OP.
>>64468254damn, sorry
>>64468233>trench coat>anime profile picture>loli fagWhat causes this level of lack of self awareness in a fully grown adult? Overbearing mother? Absentee father? Too much fluoride? I need answers.
>>64468251Rapemeat coded statement
Actually this is a pretty good way to do guerilla marketing for your songs. Just be an annoying schizo and rile up autists
>>64468257He's been at this for days on other boards. This is the worst I've seen of it, though.
>>64468264I find prostate stuff in hentai really weird unless it's a futa and then it's hot. Maybe it's the fact there is a vagina involved. Sadly only one artist really does that kind of content.
>>64468263Schizophrenia and russian semen
>>64468270>unless it's a futa then it's hotactual rapemeat entered the thread holy shit
>>64468276Not him but it’s not gay. If you ask me to explain it I can’t but I know in my heart it isn’t
>>64468276Just my point of view, you can fap to what you want. Also I don't save pictures of a dude getting his prostate massaged and say shit like 'rapemeat' on /k/, so whatever.
>>64468280I didn't say it's gay
>>64468270Do you mean a futa stimulating the prostate of a man or a futa's prostate being stimulated?Also full package futa > futa w/ vag all day, oorah
>>64468281That's not me faggot
>>64468281it's not me either faggot
>>64468263A schizophrenia spectrum disorder, probably schizotypality.
I think we scared the schizo off bros
>>64468233How can this be reall? How can any of this exist without a glimmer of irony? This thread, the other two hijacked blackhawk threads? Im gonna die of laughter.
>>64467628Hahahahahahahaha you're welcome to become an entry in the kill log.
I just hope he’s right about the elf girls
>>64468284To clarify I said rapemeat.>>64468286Is exonerated
>>64468170please add me to your kill list you faggot
>>64468202>cracked by the only thing that can do itsoviet/russian corruption skimping out on the construction and maintenance combined with poor procedures leading to blast doors being open and munitions left outside?I mean that's only happened like half a dozen times since the war started
Actually every single post in this thread was mine posted from five different phones. You're the only other human in here, anon
>>64468270>I find prostate stuff in hentai really weird unless it's a futa and then it's hotBased, anal orgasm futa content is top
>>64468198Its up there with armchair copelord levels of skitz and being wrong
>>64468233>stroking strings with your index finger onlyWhat is this guitar technique called? It's like a retarded version of a bass player
>>64468313But I am the only one to ever truly existt. solipsist pro
>>64468314BUT WRE WE TALKING ABOUT THE FUTA GETTING HER PROSTATE STIMULATED OR IS THE MAN'S PROSTATE BEING STIMULATED BY THE FUTA COCK?THE SITUATION REMAINS UNCLEAR
>>64468291>[huffs inhaler]>[wakes up the whole neighborhood rage-shredding the guitar]A man can dream.
>>64467681>median IQ is 100 by definition>kill the bottom 96%>IQ scale adjusts>repeat forever
>>64468340>shreddingMore like gently tickling the strings with his booger finger after setting overdrive to 11
>>64468327The futa getting her prostate stimulated
>>64467619>He's still going
>>64468356Seems like diet fucking a cuteboy at that point.
Okay so nuclear explosions look the way they are because they are big and that's how gasses of different temperatures interact in a rather cool atmosphere. The mushroom cloud is when hot gasses and dust rise in atmosphere. Any explosion big enough to kick up enough dust and hot air will produce a mushroom cloud.
>>64467888You look schizo.
>>64468368Sure but the futa has a pussy, big tits and big ass. So you kinda get a better deal than with a cuteboy or a shemale.
>>64467988Consequences will never be the same.
>>64468030>wash my teeththis thread is pure gold
>>64468369Flashbacks of Syria and the fertilizer explosion in Lebanon>>64468377I can't argue with you threre. But there's geen great gains in cuteboys with huge ass technology in our modern age.Though futas still lead in giant ass+giant dick+giant balls triad I admit
>>64468079>The plasma flare which results from the X-rays interacting with the air are yellow. Like the sun.The sun is green, retard.
>>64468393I am not opposed to bigassed cuteboys (especially bordering on the petite shemale territory), but I'll take a full-package futa any day of the week.
>>64468403Fair
>>64468400Erm akshually the sun is whiteunlike OP
>>64467888You look like a school shooter
>>64468422>rainbow is red orange yellow GREEN blue>increasingly hot objects are red orange yellow WHITE bluewhy?because the human visual system evolved in sunlight and therefore evolved to interpret blackbody radiation peaking in green as neutral "white"the sun is literally green
>>64468430The sun is literally white but appears yellow in our atmosphere because of atmospheric diffraction and how our eyes work.
Goddamn schizos are funnyThis is OPs album btw, for me its contrabass voyagehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?app=desktop&list=OLAK5uy_mrljlruZEAcsdtHnw1u6AGF1zTPv7rGtI
>>64468450"white" is green. that's camera sensors have 2 green pixels for every 1 red and 1 blue.
>>64467619>this thread KEKCON Schizo
>>64468522take your pick> retards asking AI and insisting it's some kind of divine arbiter of truth > retard getting called a jeet and immediately melting down and posting not one, but two images of his face> whatever the fuck is going on with the youtube sperg> shower.... discussions?
>>64468464The "green" only comes from atmospheric diffraction, the Sun is putting out a lot of colors so it appears white.
>>64467619the only nuclear thing about toropets was the butthurt it caused to ziggers.
>>64468657>whatever the fuck is going on with the youtube spergreminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
If he keeps going and establishes himself as part of the /k/ regular we might need to add Toropets Schitzo into 4cc roster as a player and have one of his sick riffs playing as a goal song.
>>64468657Its funny how schizos back in the day hated computers but now every schizo seems to be mentally bonded to AI.
>>64468757My thoughts exactly.Whatever happened to the worldwide communist gangster computer God and his frankenstein controls
>>64468757AI is just super drugs for schizoidsa friend of mine does social media work for a politician. he's turned the chats with his regular schizoids senders to an AI. one of them is now sure that not only is James Bond telling her that Agartha is real but that she too is 007 and thus a king of Atlantis
>>64467619>retard sees mushroom cloud>"SIRS THIS IS NOOK">gets called retarded because conventional explosions can produce mushroom clouds with significant yield>has to go to /x/ because anyone that knows anything knows he's retarded>asks a microsoft made LLM if it's a nuke>"yeah bro that's definitely a nuke, please don't look into how comically inaccurate I am on almost everything I'm asked.">finally returns to /k/>"SIRS, THE COMPUTER MAN SAID IT'S A NOOK, CLEARLY A PATTERN PERPETUATION MACHINE SPEWING WHATEVER SOUNDS RIGHT IS MORE KNOWING THAN AUTISTIC SPERGS THAT OBSESS OVER THIS SUBJECT MATER FOR HOURS A DAY"Please commit suicide, people as stupid as you are actively holding the rest of us back.
>>64469162Not hard to see why, they're all saccharine sweet and masturbatory to a disgusting degree while also lying as they breathe. It's like they were made to gas up schizos, narcissists and troons.Haha, wouldn't that be crazy?
>>64469196not even just /x/, i think they went and did a tour of any and all boards that would let the thread stay up. i drunkenly laughed this retard off of /r9k/ as well in both of the threads he put there last night. initially i thought he was just another zigger sliding jeet shitposting after something happened like everyone else, but shit.. this is much more entertaining. like our own little kingcobra.
>>64469135>the worldwide communist gangster computer God and his frankenstein controlsAND CON ARTISTS PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAYBOY SCUM ON TOPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PFGZRAV9Uw
>>64467619You are incredibly stupid.
Jesus Christ, what fresh kind of absolute disaster is happening to the Russians that this shill had to try and revive a bullshit story from 2 years ago?
>>64468757>>64469135>>64469162You can easily gaslight LLMs into believing every bit of schizo idiocy you tell them. They're the ultimate power fantasy for schizos, a conversation partner that will agree to anythign you say as long as you try hard enough.
Holy shit, I made the original post calling out the schizo in that other thread, what the fuck happened here?
>>64467634>The rise of the midnight sun, illuminating the entire landscape in the dead of night; such that you can see every blade of grass; from an "event" near or the visual horizon line, as observed from an elevated location.>Is but one thing.you write like a midwit who thinks he's a genius
>>64467903>ai psychosis anon has shit taste in guitars tooshould've seen it coming
>>64469576Gas station is closed due to rAIDS
>>64468148alright /k/tuner checklets see em
>>64469366I really hope those guys in particular are okay
>>64468740wouldn't be worth doing until after the next cup, so we'll have to wait and see.
>mfw reading deleted posts
>>64467634>you anti-child bride white fucking FAGGOT.What a strange thing to say, reminds me of that MikeeUSA lolcow.>>64469196People should be IQ tested before they're allowed to use "AI."
>>64467958I'm starting to think Russians go for twinks because they don't get themselves bogged like their women do.
>>64469748I'm used to posting guns. Do I pass?
>>64467958>>64468000>>64468058based and tradcon orthodox puccia
>>64470066I find the discussion about futa prostates much more interesting
>fuckin' khokholes and their>(check notes)>nukes?
>>64467958Would
>>64470271Then who are russian women bogging themselves for?
>>64470066And he's been at it since at least the 25th all over 4chanhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Toropets/type/op/page/1/
>>64470676It's MikeeUSA, he's been at it for 20 years all across the internet.
Did he finally fall asleep?
>>64470852Nah, he's just busy spamming ukrainian arrest videos over in >>64467012 right now.
>>64470858Who could've predicted that the shit poster was a zigger shill? Unprecedented.
>>64467721To drive engagement
>>64467619>I ASKED MY PARROT TRAINED ON THE INTERNET IF IT WAS A NUCLEAR DETONATION>THE PARROT SAID "RAWK, POLLY WANT A WW3"
>>64470389sorry anonthose wraps are wackyou can do better
>>64471303Now I want to see a parrot talk to an LLM
>>64468740 > If he keeps going and establishes himself as part of the /k/ regular we might need to add Toropets Schitzo into 4cc roster as a player and have one of his sick riffs playing as a goal song. Do you like any of the riffs, or are you just being sarcastic?
>>64467721That's the same tone you'd use to tell a retard he did a good job, which is exactly what that AI is doing.
>>64467778>Thinks you have to be in the same country in order to detect fallout from an above-ground nuclear explosion
>>64468740>>64471615If I wasn't way too busy tonight, I'd make a tribute to him for the hyp tomorrow. I actually wandered over to /int/ a few days ago to see if I could find their cup thread and stumbled right into him having a meltdown over there, as well.
>>64468036>>Ukrainian forces can now strap 0.1 kiloton nukes on to dronesIf you stripped the physics package and fuse out of a W48, it would be light enough to fit on a Baba Yaga.
>>64468143>You will know the taste of purpleI find this sentence incredibly unnerving.
>>64471760I don't think there was a cup thread on /int/ yesterday, as I was the person who was supposed to make it, and I was at the garbage dump.
Call it. Choose heads or tails that it was a nuke or whatever.
>>64471806What's the max payload a baba yaga can tote?Because W54 is like 50lbs as is
>>64468400>>64468430>>64468450>>64468464>>64468669>still believes in the ""sun""
>>64469366War may change, but the people who fight wars don't
>>64470195People who fail the test should still get to use the AI but they're really talking with some sort of social worker specifically trained to minimize the damage to civilization that comes from retards and legitimately crazy people thinking they have access to the Akashic records because their phone app is actually science-magic
>>64470389>>64469748Hi guitar anons, I've recently been mulling over purchasing an acoustic guitar to start strumming around the campfire, do you gents have any recommendations on a good beginners guitar? I'm 6'1" if that mattersalso posting a better quality video of the explosion cause every one I've seen in this thread has been shit
>>64467619I know we'll get these threads every single time there is a big explosion but if you want to be able to tell yourself in future look for fire / smoke between the flash and the shockwave.A conventional explosion isn't hot enough for the thermal pulse to start fires, even a small nuclear explosion is.
>>64468740 >If he keeps going and establishes himself as part of the /k/ regular we might need to add Toropets Schitzo into 4cc roster as a player and have one of his sick riffs playing as a goal song. Are those riffs really any good?
>>64472009I'd get something with nylon strings, steel strings are probably harder to play for beginners
>>64472183thanks anon, any particular brand/chassis or is it all good
why is MikeeUSA on /k/ all of a sudden
>>644722132025 marks twenty years of Mikee being a loser on the internet btw
>>64467619Euronews reported that approximately 30,000 tonnes of military munitions were stored at the facility. 30 kilotons is a lot. For comparison: Fat Man had a yield of 21 kilotons.
>>64472211They are generally pretty similar, I'd get something relatively cheap for your first guitar though
>>64468123>I call them Ukie NukiesKekMan, I stay offline for a week because of an interesting book and return to a wild schizo of unusual power on multiple boards. This is great.Ayyyu why is the captcha so much gayer now
>>64467856I don't know nor care what race you are, all I know is that you're a goddamned moron and in dire need of medication so that you can become a functional human being instead of schizo-fagging your way across the whole site with your single-minded delusions.
>>64472264he's been doing this since 2005
>>644722771997.
>>64471911and orbit mechanics don’t exist either Things go in circles because the universe is shaped like a donutIt’s why boobs and the bobbed haircut (the best two things to grace the earth) are round and have a hole within its bounds I.e., the mouth and the nipple hole (the nipple star gate) where the milkies are wormholed into my mouth Delicious
>>64472301>Flash fires were stared all over toropets, everywhereThey are started BY the flash ie. you'll see trees, grass, buildings and power poles on fire before the mushroom cloud has formed.
>>64472301whoah whoah whoah whoahare you sayingso u be sayinthat an ammo dumpan ammo dump dat be goin boomaint gonna start no scrubfires from fallin debris and exploding ammunition?dats crazy mayne
>>64472259>Oompa-Loompa doompety-doo>I've got a brow-raising story for you
>>64472301>nuke goes off>exactly one country, literally a continent away, finds a non-weapon radioactive isotope in the waterGonna post that timestamp yet, by the way?
>>64472301>Flash fires were stared all over toropetsNo, no they weren't.When you say the term "flash fire," you never heard that term or only vaguely heard it before Toropets or the post-Toropets russoid cope-aganda broke you, so rather than actually do some digging to find out what *exactly* that means relative to nukes, you simply *assumed* you knew, and you probably assumed that meant >"any and all fires that got started as a result of the explosion"That, or more pathetically you know those aren't nuclear "flash fires," i.e.>fires instantly caused by the thermal pulse during detonation igniting anything flammable - nukes make most things flammable - that's directly in line-of-sight with the blast as long as it's within range of the pulse's strongest thermal effectsInstead, you call the fires that started from the *MUNITIONS DEPOT EXPLODING AND THROWING LITERAL BURNING UNEXPLODED ORNANCE AROUND FOR MILES* """"flash fires"""".The weirdest thing about this all is regardless of whether you're a troll, a shill, or a legit schizo, you've convinced yourself you're getting something out of being retarded, while we get the entertainment..
>>64472009As far as I know, Breedlove makes the cheapest acoustics you can get with a solid back and sides. Sub $800, and you can get a good deal on a used one. Meanwhile $1k+ Taylors and Martins are still laminate.
>he’s back
>>64474620He’s /g/‘s problem now
Turns out the article wasn’t scrubbed and it stated the Cesium was detected between the 9th and the 12th. So a full week before the explosion.
>>64475153Tachyons from the Toropets nuke went backwards in time and started a forest fire near Chernobyl
>>64468139 > >>64468135> >no timestamp>noguitar confirmed, opinion discarded
>>64475682Cool. Now post gun and give me my answer.>>>/g/107087712"A 4chan user says: 'in the video, the sound and movement are not synchronized. There is approximately a 250ms delay between the sound and the movement of the camera, which is held in the hand of the cameraman and has no stabilization features. When the camera moves, a second man can be seen standing to the left and just in front of the camera. This man is standing perfectly upright and shows no signs of physical distress. Accounting for the delay between sound and movement, and accounting for the average human reaction time, this strongly indicates that the sound in question is caused by the sound wave and not a blast wave."
>>64475689So if I don't answer your "question" because I closed the AI chat hours ago and microsoft "doesn't save" it; then that means that _EVERYTHING_ that was noted on it: is WOORRROONNGGG and YOU __WIN___ because>bla bla not stablized bla bla.The fact of the matter is that when the gunshot crack was heard that guy stumbled and almost fell over: YOU claim that "that's not the blast wave!" "it's just slow sound wave" "infact there was no blast wave!"Copilot identified it as the blast wave.YOU are a _PROPAGANDIST_ so you must come up with any "reason" why "the blastwave" "didn't exist at all" now.There was the crack of a gunshot heard while the guy stumbles and almost falls over. Copilot identified that as the blast wave. Correctly.It traveled, initially, far faster than the speed of sound: (5-10x faster). So invalidates your "oh it's just a 1000 meters away because sound travels at 300m/s etc)
>>64475715So what’s your explanation for the Cesium being detected one week before the explosion?
>>64475715It means that I provided your husband with more accurate input, and it agreed with me. Then you had a meltdown that your lifeline gave a correct answer.Post gunYou won'tYou can't
>>64475719They changed the date. We all saw them do it.On the article.You'll laugh about this but that's what we saw happen in the thread.There's no convincing you: you are a paid propagandist.What we will do is torture you and then kill you after a trial for the propaganda and censorship you have wrought against us these last many years.
>>64475726Weirdo
>>64475723Everyone can watch the video with audio and see the guy is stumbling when the blast wave hits.You are lying and are arguing like a supposed stereotypical orthodox jew, but the one with the bullshit interpretation in the talmud (the 2nd rabbi) who acts as a foil to the 1st (standard sane interpretation)
>>64475727Ok, so we ALL saw them "updoot" the press release on the net. But "nope u r a wierdo" "don't believe your memories".Where did all the anons go?Is it all dipshit propagandists like you now?
>>64475727Strange that the Cesium 137 article didn't actually exist before the day of toropets.Strange they had to "clarify" this new press release "was really about something from last week" hours later.
>>64475728>appeal to masses>that disagree with youbold approach. Get the bot back online and let me argue with it, it's a better opponent.Post gunsYou won'tYou can't
>>64475726>They changed the date. We all saw them do it.You said the article was scrubbed, now you are saying it was altered. Keep your story straight.
