What is the best self-defense ring that you can get away with wearing in public? I just ordered 8 of these bad boys
who names their child "custom name"
>>64467922A man of cultureCustom Name is probably French or something
>>64467922It's pronounced cue stom nah meh
>>64467874What do you expect those rings to do? I think you punch with your knuckles, not your fingers.
>>64467874Wear them on your toes, add cute nail polish and post pics
>>64468077ConcealmentPlus you can poison the tips
>>64468207Those tips look too slippery to coat with poison. If you're going to poison someone, you probably should be calling attention to yourself by fisting a guy first. There's no way any poison that's safe to use would work fast enough to affect the outcome of the fight.Just carry ceramic knife if you want to LARP as an assassin. They're invisible to metal detectors.
>>64468271>you probably should be calling attention to yourself by fisting a guy firstwhatDo you fist guys often?
>>64468207>adding poison to something that is in direct contact with your skin and you wear for hours at a timeGood luck anon.
>>64468300You know what I meant. Loudly introducing your fist to them.
>>64468309You don't want to loudly introduce your first to them, you need to ease it in slowly. Don't forget to use lots of lube!
>>64467874be less retarded please and just carry a gun
i already wear a ring which i often remove before working on things because i dont want to get degloved; i could see you poking and scratching yourself, your cars leather, etc.while wearing thesejust get a roll of quarters or japanese styled brass knuckles if you want a punching weapon
>>64468329They're illegal where I live also I am convicted criminal
>>64467874>>64468207>OP is assassin
>>64467922Niggers
>>64468207
>>64467874you're going to break your fingers
>>64468207>poison the tipsJesus christ, that's going to have to be some potent fucking poison to have ANY relevance at all in a self defense situation.
>>64468309Well shit, I didn't know that's what that word means.I guess I fisted alot less guys than I thought I had.
>>64467874>ordered 8 of these bad boydo you only have 8 fingers???
>>64468207you should talk more with your dungeon master about that
>>64469519I'll bite.How many do *you* have?
>>64469478It's to inconvenience the guy by making him have to go to the hospital the day after he kills you.
>>64468207Absolute retard
best self defense ring?Unironically an Oura or Samsung Galaxy ring.Keeping track of your sleep habits, your heart rate, your activity levels, and striving to train and exercise while keeping healthy and managing your stress would literally save you in combat more than a retard spiky ring.
>>64468429poison is also illegal retard if you're going to commit a crime with your EDC why not commit a crime that actually functions for self defense
>>64468344>japanese styled brass knucklesHow is this in any way more practical?
I don't think anything is more effective than pocket sand
>>64469998thats not exactly what i mean; i dont know what they would actually be called but its basically a piece of metal with a head at each end you grip; kinda like a railroad spike with two heads. its for hammer striking mostly; you cant see anything but the fist>i searched and all i found was this buttplug looking thing
>>64470034I see. Pommel strikes are highly underrated.
>>64470034Kubotan.
>>64467874Just learn how to fight. Go take boxing, kick boxing, or muay thai classes. Theres also mma/jiu jitsu gyms everywhere.
>>64470051yup, folks wont see it coming and its easy to conceal and bring with you. certain flashlights can work great too for this i bet>>64470054similar, not exactly what ive seen but same concept except more dead weight bludgeoning weapon versus pokey pokey
>>64469931>battery swells>cuts off circulation to finger>catches fire when you try to pry it offInternet Of Shit faggots deserve what they get.
>>64467874>>64468207
>>64467874Just buy a knife or an expandable baton you tard. Whoever you try and beat up will laugh at you when they see your gay ass mall-ninja weapon. A winter jacket could prevent any cut damage to the skin that would otherwise be inflicted by these things. Unless you live in a cuck country like the U.K, don't even wear these. Even then I would just recommend carrying a steel pipe around.
>>64470369Many countries have bans on anything resembling a knife. Tactical pens exist to cater to these markets.>>64470034That seems useful if knives are forbidden. You can get some pretty nice strike force with it and it would be easier to get off scot-free if caught with it since its wooden and not easily identified as a weapon.
>>64467874>>64468077The Japanese historically had fighting rings called kakute. It wasn't used for punching though. They would wear it with the pointy parts facing inside towards the palm. It was used by their version of cops when trying to grab somebody. The pointy bits would dig in and cause pain while making it harder to break out of their grip.
>>64467874There's also the French Apache, who were Parisian gangsters who wore a lot of garish brass rings. They were most likely used in a "dusting" fashion, rather than direct punching. While they had rings for punching, they were more like single finger knuckle dusters rather than regular rings (as well as actual knuckledusters).
>>64470964>>64471005thanks for making an actual topic out of this fucktarded thread. your an hero
>>64468429that has stopped absolutely zero people in the history of ever
>>64470964This would make me resist arrest, honestly.
>>64468207>"aiieeee, my arm itches">"ACKK"
>>64471910>>64468207
>>64468016choughstuomh knaehmegh
>>64471433You aren't a bitch like most east asians, unless those fuckers think they are fighting for god or are intoxicated they are push overs.
>>64472134It's more that if someone grabbing me causes extreme pain, I'll be like "AAHHHHA FUCK OFF!".
>>64468207This nigga thinks he's playing KCD2
>>64469931shill consoomer
The trigger guard on a concealed handgun.
>>64472351>KCD2What a clunky, boring game. I think whoever recommended it was yanking my pizzle.
>>64467874That seems like a good way to break your finger.
>>64473542Agreed. It might be useful for pain compliance through pressure application (like a kubotan), but if you try to punch with it you'll fuck yourself up worse than the other guy.
>>64467874>bashes into finger>hurts to bad to sustain in a fightgenius
>>64469384This, and only this
>>64473542If you break your fingers, they grow back stronger
>>64469790Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I see the appeal. Obviously you need to modify the ring to actually retain some poison, but imgaine the posibilities if you fully commit to the post mortem revenge bit.>oh no you killed me ENJOY YOUR FUCKING AIDS
>>64473908It'd be easier to throw hypodermic needles at them.
>>64473934I don't want them to run to the fucking hospital, I want them to find out when it is way too fucking late.
>>64474086Have your considered maybe carrying a weapon that could save your life instead?
>>64474095Why would I want to do that?
>>64470964That seems fucked.I do not want this happening to me holy shit.I'm going to mall ninja the fuck out of two thanks anon.
>>64468207>Concealment>Plus you can poison the tips
>>64468207>eight poison rings
>>64467874Stainless steel chopstick with duct tape handle seriously one of the best if you travel into another country without gun or knife perfectly legal to carry multiple countries just pull off handle if you get approach by cop one jab in the throat can put down 6ft tyrone or muhammad
If you want something that works as good as a brass knuckle, can be carried with a good excuse in any country with a reasonable alibi. It's the steel bike pedal. One with no so pointy tread. It works well, just go to your bike and try putting your hand through it. Plus the attachment point works as a skull crusher."I was just going back home to fix my bike when this crack head attacked me officer" you're not even carrying a weapon or even a tool. Plastic ones are more comfortable and are made of hardy plastic too so should not be ruled out. If you get into it with any of the above (other than that Asian dildo thing becuase its ridiculous) you're going to have to have to go to court and prove your case for self defence.
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>>64478676The cock ring one doesn't count
>>64478640that's stupid, you can't even poison the bike pedal
what kind of poison should I apply on my ninja headband in case I have to headbutt my way out of a robbery?
