Ok, this is getting ridiculous
>>64472459>>64472455>>64472447well, does it work at least?
The assault barn era is over.Beware the deadly crawling toilet brush
>>64472495The Polish Porcupine
>>64472447>Russian tanks now grow a winter coat
>>64472487In some capacity, I guess. It might looks like clownish, but the empirical design progress since 2022 makes me think it slighly increase the survivability against drone by cornering the available hit spot.However, I'm wondering if it does not create more issues than benefical effects. How does you maintain such horror ? Does it not create more stress on the hull, opticals, rotating mechanism, ... I mean, nobody designed those things to carry the whole local junkyard.
All the top defense only to drive into rows of mines openly lying on the road.
>>64472554>opticals, rotating mechanismNo such thing. They can neither engage at range, nor even rotate the turrets. You are looking at a Hetzer if it had a stroke and gained weight. But without the white people inside.
>>64472447WAAAAAAAAAGGHH
>>64472575Why are /k/ jeets so obsessed with white people?
>>64472586>jeetsWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>64472447>its wearing a wire afro wig and an EW hat
>>64472592>EW hatCyber kippah
>>64472586You'd be obsessed too if you saw someone better than you by their very fact of being on a daily basis and were unable to do anything about it.
>>64472594I don't even understand why he called me a jeet, I am an europoor, did my post rattle his FSB brain?
No watermark.Not real.
I feel like cutting, fraying and installing steel cable would suck.
>>64472447Is gluing bed frames and literal garbage on top of a tank the only way now? Can't they slap some laser or a turret that that deals with drones?
>>64472597>bringing up race and le white people out of nowhere Stop acting like a jeet if you don't wanna be called one
>>64472609>Stop acting like a jeet if you don't wanna be called oneBut... I'm racist... :(
>>64472591>jeet>I will shit furyJeet confirmed.
>>64472619I understood the hetzer joke, idk why anon got bent about that
drones and their consequences have been a disaster for military aesthetics
>>64472586>JETUaito piggu go hom!
>>64472447The ukraine is losing to this?
>>64472447you can tell how badly the fronts are stalemated with how much time the crews have to waste mad maxing the hardware. Just think how many man hours it takes to individually weld all of those wires on the metal frames
>>64472605only if you are too poor to afford any other upgrade in the tech tree. yet again even wealthy western countries have no answer to hard kill drone spams. Other then passive like EW or trying to snipe the controller nests and factories with air superiority Its SPAAGs making a comeback or bolt on autonomous turrets on existing hardware to shoot down anything that gets too close to it. But first somebody needs to experience the drone spam on their own skin before they start taking it seriously
>Nobody's here but us trees!
vid
>>64472709Fury Road sequel looking fresh
>>64472709
>>64472447>>64472455not going to lie I like it
>>64472487If I recall, there was one of these monstrosities that took more than 50+ FPV strikes to take It out.
>>64472742Why are Indians so pathologically obsessed with porn?Is it because their 6.4% male population surplus means there are some 100 million Indian men who will never marry?Is it because they are consistently rated as the least desirable ethnicity of men, even by Indian women?
>>64472709Holy shit, they've evolved. The turret can seemingly rotate.
>>64472742
>>64472459Zoomer haircut tank
>>64472447I don’t care what anyone says, it’s cute
Mechanical design by Satoshi Urushihara.
>>64472709>any hit on the tracks still a mission kill
>>64472761Culturally they are extremely sexually repressed and ignorant so you have grown ass men acting like horny 13 year olds
>>64472761>100 million Indian men who will never marryNow add the caste system, and realize they wouldn't even marry 2/3 of the available women, who in turn would marry anything else but an Indian.
>>64472688>Just think how many man hours it takes to individually weldloctite.
>>64472447>>64472455It looks cute in a way. Like a Furby.
>>64472459>>64472709Needs a giant plywood cut out of JD Vance face on the front.
>he got banned from posting imageslyl
>>64472709need to forward this to the guys story boarding mad max 5. When it gets made eventually in the year of our lord 2050
>>64472895this is meant as a joke but before someone think this is serious MAG welding is faster and more secure for the rods then super glue
>>64472926come to think of it buzzers in the movie spoke vatnik and were implied to be stranded air borne forces cannibalistic descendants in associated media. Their signature was covering their vehicles in random spikes all over the frame huh, the ritualistic spikes originating from cope cages in drone war fits so well in this fiction
>>64472688if it works it's not stupid, however this is really pushing it
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472459>Russian tanks are wearing weaves now
>>64472598>Drones are a fucking problem. As the US is about to find out in Venezuela.
>>64472693CROWS is getting a mini radar-panel upgrade. Shown at the AUSA expo.Also there's a mini IADS at the company, or at least battalion level, getting tech demo'd. EagleEye or something. To interrogate everything in the air.
>>64472926>>64472934absolute kinography
shape charge penetration actually increases with stand-off, and a remotely detonated ATGM tier warhead will go right through the side of a tank no matter how much bullshit you weld onto itThe only way this helps is by making it harder for FPV crews to precisely target weak points. But the engine is still target-able through the rear. And FPV units just new a few remotely detonated tandem warheads to kill thesethey can continue to use normal FPV drones on random infantry and motorbikes and ifvs, and buggies
>>64473064Yeah, it makes the vehicle worse at everything but surviving fpv attacks. I'm sad we haven't seen any of the thermite droppers go for these tanks.
>>64473064Depends on the shape charge geometry. Increased standoff distance beyond the minimum needed amount critically fucks conical shape charges but doesn't do anything really to bowl style EFPs.
>>64473064>>64473103Actually none of what either of you said is the primary purpose of the wire although those are useful secondary effects. The main purpose is that many times the cables break the drone propellers before it detonates so it goes off at a bad angle.
>>64472578Ork technology works though.
>>64472447and yet its cheap and works. USA could learn a thing or two from this. just look at the bloated failure of the F-35 program.
>>64472447have russians not unlocked cyclone fence tech? I feel like there are better ways to protect against drones than whatever the hell this is
>>64472688Every hour you spend welding is an hour you aren't being raped or sent to the front.
>>64472709>omw to close the pool
>>64473152>have russians not unlocked cyclone fence tech?They went down the GLA tech tree.
>>64473051>Started testing in 2019Damn it feels good to have a military that tries to address problems preemptively.
>>64472755IIRC that was "5 to disable, 45+ to completely destroy once abandoned"
>>64472693>yet again even wealthy western countries have no answer to hard kill drone spams.Incorrect. Rope yourself, dronefag.
>>64473174These should be required to be be able to act as sentry guns. You can use your nations digicamo as a QR code to prevent friendly fire.
>>64473137>the bloated failure of the F-35 program.bait
>>64472447How do you get out?
>>64473103>Increased standoff distance beyond the minimum needed amount critically fucks conical shape charges
>>64472920>lylRip
>>64473229get out?
>>64472693>even wealthy western countries have no answer to hard kill drone spamsJust off the top of my head: MADIS, M-LIDS, and M-SHORAD
>>64473229
>>64472693>But first somebody needs to experience the drone spam on their own skin before they start taking it seriouslyDon't make me tap the sign
>>64472693>yet again even wealthy western countries have no answer to hard kill drone spamsSituational awareness, standoff munitions emit and die so on and so forth.
>>64473229Part of the crew, part of the tank.
>>64473229At the moment of detonation, your mission is completed. You will evacuate the tank.
Nobody here but us trees
>>64472586Imagine your twin brother left home to be tall, beautiful, clean and rich while you only got browner and left to become homeless and live in a giant open sewer
>>64472688The mine rollers are probably slightly less ineffective
>>64472709I can’t tell you how much I’m laughing at this armored soviet Naruto centaur creature
>>64473159Kek my nigga
>>64473229>get out?not until blast off
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472459Ch.ch.ch.chia!
>>64472688>Igor one of the wheels fell off go under and fix itNo, I will face the firing squad instead
>>64473892
>>64473892sauce
>>64473892sorry, black women just don't do it for me
>>64473892I miss when black chicks weren't just white chicks (ugly/dark) and had their own style.
>>64473886Dear Lord, what year is it?
>>64474055You don't want to know.
>>64473893>No, I will face the firing squad insteadAnon this is the Donbas, you will be facing a rape squad first
>>64472934I’m still confused on how VDV got to Australia, and for what purpose?
>>64472619So are jeets
>>64472688I'm afraid that one day archaeologists will dig out this ugly monster and draw conclusions about today's engineering skills because they won't be able to classify the additions.
>>64472487I have information that 60 drones were used to destroy one of these tanks.So yes, it does work.There are suspicions that this is done simply to distract drone operators so that they target tanks instead of infantry.
>>64472487Light FPVs have issues, which is the majority of drones in use so there is that. Heavy bombers or the humble TM-62? Still dying to death. >>64473229carefullyAlso maintenance of any kind is nearly impossible, though that's "ok" given it is meant to be a one-way ride.
>>64472447What is this thing
>>64474159>this is the man who's been spamming porn on every thread on the board
2nd vidalso, place your bet on when it will be destroyed.I say the coming week (let's say Friday).
>>64474198anti drone thingy
>>64472447>>64472487Ukraine copied it and have been deploying their own mad max vehicles
>>64473064but wouldn't spikes help since the warhead would get impaled and either fail to detonate or detonate to early thus not breaching the armour or harming the crew inside?see image for a detailed illustration of the concept
>>64472487>>64472487no they can just hit the tracks and disable it
>>64473892>>64473928/k/ isn't racist when it's being gay as fuck
>>64474134For the warm water ports of course.
>>64472447I think they setup their Christmas tree a little early this year?
>>64474318ukraine did it so its good now
>>64472447is this actually effective? i could see it working against the kind of tiny bomb fpv drones that can't kill a tank anyway, but doubt that it works against the kind of thing that actually kills tanks
>>64472554The vast majority of turtle tanks are hunks of scrap dragged out of long-term storage which by some mirracle from god can still drive. Out of the hundred or so turtle tanks I've seen footage of, only 2-3 have actually been shown capable of firing their gun.
>>64474333yes if its impact detonated, but they are only impact detonated because they are makeshift and made in trenchesmass produced FPV will not be impact detonated and will have to be shot down
>>64474600No. This is just cope cage 3.0, it's done purely for morale purposes.If it worked you'd have seen similar designs back in WW2 to deflect small explosives.
>>64474600No amount of crap you can weld on a tank actually slows down a warhead, these are to mitigate the warhead being pointed precisely at the weakpoints of the tank by the FPV operatoron average these tanks are actually well protected, but the FPVs are flying right into their engines grills or the back of the turret
>>64474600It might kill the drone operator with laughter?
>>64474600The entire purpose of turtle tanks is making it so FPVs with their tiny warheads that already need to aim for weakspots like the turret ring, engine bay or turret roof can't see said weakspots. I hate to give it to them, but they are damn good for that, although it seems that the puccians forgot it themselves since they started making turtle BMPs that have so little armour that a shed won't do shit to protect it. Any ATGM like Stugna-P, Javelin or NLAW will still rape the shit out of a turtle tank though. It's a min-max situation. You make yourself a lot more protected from FPVs, but your tank will now not be able to fire, meaning you don't even need to take them put with drones in the first place and can just wait for them to waltz into javelin range since the only functional weapon on them are the tracks.Ukraine has already adapted to this too, most mechanized puccian assault now consist of a conga line with 1-5 turtle tanks with mine rollers in the front followed by regular tanks, IFVs and anything else woth an engine that they got their hands on, with Ukraine just killing the regular vehicles woth drones 4-5 km behind the front forcing the turtle tanks to either turn around or keep charging into prepared ATGM teams.
>>64472487has anything?
>>64472447Israel and NATO will have copied this within the year and everyone will pretend they always knew it was a great idea.
>IsraelWhat does that have to do with anything?
>>64473116Additionally I've seen them catch the drones without them exploding. Obviously not the wire contact fuzed but the fuzz seems to cushion impact fuses
>>64472487Nah, all that garbage is flammable.
>>64472455CHAOS GUIDES ME!
>>64473229Right after the turret.
>>64473231>posts graph showing a 20" increase in standoff distance massively degrading penetrationThanks? Might wanna post some more relevant examples though if you're really to prove my point for me. Maybe some RPG warheads or similar FPV usable ones instead of 125mm + rockets for instance
>>64472693>But first somebody needs to experience the drone spam on their own skin before they start taking it seriouslyevery military that fought in the Battle of Mosul takes small drones very seriously>CJTF–OIR>United States[1]>France[1]>United Kingdom[1]>Canada[2]>Australia[3]>Germany[4]>Turkey[5]>Netherlands[6]several NATO countries in there
TZD
>>64472447It's like something that would get summoned after breaking into the ancient temple of a crazy religion. Statues animated by something that came through a fissure in our reality.
>>64474206Somebody is going to look at the crew of that thing and say, "You go first. You have the best armor." I think sooner than Friday.
>>64474634Could they not just do command detonation? SO you hover just in front of the covered weak spot, facing where you want, and then detonate. Obviously it means the operator has to slow down and hover. Also increases stand off.
>>64474986yeah they could but these makeshift ones usually dont have itthis wouldnt work against a mass manufactured fpv warhead
>>64474988I wonder how difficult it would be to add a relay as a second detonator? So you have the two stiff wires in the front but also a relay that would switch power to the detonator.
>>64472554We are seeing the death of the tank in real time. Tanks have been hyper optimized to deal with low angle gunfire. Over the decades we've come up with some pretty novel solutions to kill a tank and now cheap drones are the primary threat, with other tanks being afterthoughts. Yes the US has high tech solutions but this is really a fundamental change. We can watch this war and devise solutions but there will be improvements to the drones as well. Any sort of APS can probably be defeated by standoff drones with EFPs, think a warhead from the "sensor fuzed weapon" CBU-97 but on a drone. >>64473208Its the new 'I want to open carry a deagle.' Fuck that takes me back.>>64472688Picrel
Front’s closed
>>64475042kek!
>>64473198>Your nation's camo>As functional IFFAhahaha. AHAHAHAAHAHA
>>64475042lmao
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472459Do these at first glance look like particularily weird AI slop to anyone else?
>>64474995there are some remote detonated fpvs already, cause there's dozens of types made locally
>>64472709How...do you get in and out of it? Do they just close the hatch and weld the meat sacrifices inside, sliding sausage links and loose liquid down the barrel to the savages waiting to "baby bird" them straight out of the breech?
>>64473892Would.>>64473928Also would.
>>64472447“Zelensky shall never vanquished be until Great Birnam Wood to high Kiev Hill Shall come against him”
>>64472959When I was told to expect tanks from the 80's I was not picturing this
>>64472447It's the latest Russian wunderwaffe.Turtle tankBarnPorcupineMammoth/Mastodon tankThe Afro Daddy
>>64474134It was a pretty hectic war
>>64472905
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472459>>64472688Sorry lads, I'm on the ziggers side now.This shit looks cool. Loving the Mad Max / Clankening vibes.
>>64475777Yes I am Harry from Texas Oblast and these look just like the Native Texan Tumbleweed that we have in Texas.
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472459It looks like metal shavings getting stuck on a magnet
>>64473229>russian tank is getting blown up with vatnigger cosmonauting and then dropping on the roof.webm
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472459These explode as good as non-make up tanks, just burn better due to all these wires. Imagine being a zigger trying to escape burning tank and accidentally getting yourself impaled on the hot wire.
>>64475830>fatality by impaling a tossmonaut on a Death Bush tankI never knew I wanted this until now.
how long until we see impaled corpses on those things? we need to go full warhammer
>>64475484>Also would.that's a man
>>64475850You're never reaching Paris or London pidorashka>GayrapeanDer ewige projector
>>64474206haha he farded
>>64473229you have to sell all the eggs first
Kino kino kino!
>>64474600see >>64472688. its the tank crews bored and finding something to pass the time with. That and keeping themselves busy in a "useful" way not to get ass raped
>>64474134its not stated directly but kind of alluded toin the game there is an area covered in dunes. exploring it reveals it used to be an airport with surrounding suburbia now completely swallowed up by the rolling dunes. The airport is buzzer HQ they use as a pantry for all the meat they drag in there. I think you can also find signs of derelict military transport with cyrillic moon runes. Kind of alluding to the buzzers being descendants from VEH DEH VEH that assaulted the airport back in the war. Then got stuck there as for why and how then this was made back in 2015. when puccia was still widely believed in the west to be numba two military. If americans can move large troop quantities into australia nilly willy then why not vatnikstan
>>64472447zigger want to be real nigs so bad even their tanks are growing afros
>>64475850>This is so good to know I'll live long enough to see this kind of tanks tearing up backstreets of Gayrapean cities such as Paris and London
>>64475850HAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAzigger :)
>>64476442What you forget anon is that the ass raping is contained inside that abomination and its to keep them from escaping!
brave russian soldiers smoke some bongs after having smoked khokhol nazis
>>64476538no they have a latch that locks from outside. But its intended function is still for ass rape. So the pyramid head tank roams around the stalled front looking for new asses to ass. A rape mobil of sorts
>>64474158>there are suspicions that they spent hundreds of man hours adding defenses to vital mine clearing equipment to briefly draw attention away from a $200 scooterhow seriously are these theories being taken?
How do you get inside this thing
>>64472709Love those jammers peeking out the top. They're going to go to heavy overkill blast warheads similar with the WWII 152mm SP gun thing due to this shit
>>64476580Are you saying it roams around and hoovers up inside anyone not quick enough to get away like its consuming them for eternal ass rape?
>>64472591hope, he's in a good place
>>64476572Literally how a Syrian t72 managed to survive the battle of Khasham
>>64476292...
>>64475042"Due to AIDS" has never been more topical.
>>64476637They build the cope afro around the tank after you get in
>>64474198Looks like plastic takeout containers that were glued together and painted.
>>64474206>that BRAP at 0:16Kek
>>64475042>>64476774Fucking hell
>>64474198Rape hatch.
I'm genuinely unsettled by these tanks, because all those wires and bristles look like the hypae of parasitic fungi. It's like those tanks caught saprolegnia and it's eating their rotten outer flesh.
>>64477004Just think about what is happening to the crew inside anon!
>>64473229when the tank explodes - you get thrown out
>>64472959Bald strategy to be sure.
>>64472459>>64472455>>64472447
>>64472693>vehicle with a powerful microwave dish mounted on the top of itWe’ve had a hard counter to them before drones were a thing
>>64477004>these tanks look like a hairy fungus>it’s unsettling >>64477311>these tanks look like a fuzzy kitty kat >:3The duality of man
dude is so mad hes just posting black cocks
>>64472447I see no problem in camouflage
>>64477343atypical serbian behavior
>>64472447>drones don't work will in woods>plant a park on your tankviable?
>>64477343What's he even mad about now?
>>64477311This is basically the biological version of the forest doorbell. You know you shouldn't, but you WILL try to pet the cat and you will get mauled.>>64477340>fuzzy kitty kat >:3These cats are assholes, fyi. (way more than normal cats)
>>64473229>get out
>>64475042Bobba Blyat!
Have tanks become the new battleships, abruptly made obsolete by a sudden technological shift
>>64472487>well, does it work at least?yes and it makes ukie shills very mad when you point that out
>>64477587No, because being inside a metal box is still the best way to not get lit up by a machine gun
>>64477587Retard.
>>64477587I think battleships went away because they were kinda useless in the first place>>64477610you can do that in a cheap armored car
>>64477697he's right you retard
>>64477702>giant, heavily armoured and armed cars are obsolete because of cheap pgms>small, unarmed, and lightly armoured cars are much better because cheap pgms can't hurt them
>>64477708Yeah, nah, you're not. Also don't samefag, retard.
>>64477741Unfortunately you can't HIMARS every 5 man scooter assaultwould be p funny tho
>>64477815>You are under an artillery barrage>Explosions and shrapnel flying everywhere>Do you want to be in something that will stop shrapnel>Or be riding around on a scooter with nothing but a helmet
>>64477815Why would you need to HIMARS a scooter assault when pic related exists?
>>64472447At this point the design has evolved to the act like body hair repelling moquitoes>>64474198EW kit
>>64477838obviously you just send more scooters until it runs out of ammo, duh
>>64477467>these cats are assholesIt’s how you raise them. Except for pitbulls, that’s genetic.
>>64477702You could only say that battleships were “useless” because they got fewer kills, but that’s because everything actively avoided them because they knew they’d get blown up. The US fast battleships were more useful because they could move fast enough to get some shots in, and they weren’t as fast or lightly armored as British battlecruisers which proved to be deathtraps when pitted against actual battleships. You basically use a battleship by stationing it somewhere to say, “fuck you, this is mine now” and the fuckee could rarely do anything about it.
>>64477859Now we’re getting down to the real tactics.
>>64477926>>64477859
>>64477924>everything actively avoided them because they knew they’d get blown up>You basically use a battleship by stationing it somewhere to say, “fuck you, this is mine now”So it does the same thing as multiple smaller ships except you don't have the option to split it up to go do different things.
>>64477924so basically useless
>>64474198Jew hat.Gulaghomo tanks are kosher.
>>64478024not if the other guy has bigger guns on more armored ships with longer range. You are looking at battleships with 20/20 hindsight in the context of the carrier revolution. what you should be thinking about is them in their heyday like battle of tsushima that dictated the progression of event for 35 years in its region and heavily influence military thinking to the highest officers
>>64472447>>64472455>>64472688>you solved the box, we came, now you must come with us
>>64475777this, /tv/ here the ziggers are pretty kino
>>64472568Russia has never been known for defending its bottom.
>>64479213>implying ziggers know know how solve the box>laughingcenobites.png
>>64479519
>>64480539>unknown technology blyat
>>64473229>"get in the specially prepared tank, it is immune against drone attacks">"wow, are we really safe from dones in this, btw how do we get out of it again?">*sound of hatches being weld shut*No refunds.
>>64474902>20in>500mmI mean it shows an increase in penetration in all but swingfire till like 40inches at whuch point they decrease, but in some it's still better than near direct impact till 100inches for fuck sake, directly disproving your claim.Are you on crack?
>>64472926>EventuallyAnon, zoomies didn't like Furiosa. I don't think we're getting another one, ever.
>>64473892I'd let her pick my cotton fields if you know what I mean!
>>64480844>mad max without mad maxnobody liked furiosa for a reason. fury road was a complete story, no need for some background origins story
>>64476292looks feminine enough
>>64475570This gave me a hearty guffaw. Thanks Anon.
>>64472959Turns out the reason Russia can't advance is because their tanks keep shucking and jiving instead.
>>64475042HATO Hotel
>>64472447https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tz2vZRlzpNE
>Ask for Gundams>Get giant metal sea urchins insteadWeak
>>64475460>get out?
>>64472959>DAYUM>waka-chika-waka-chika-waka-chika
