And why is it the Coast Guard?
Before someone asks, yes. Those are dummy M-16s. A lot of the barrels and front sights are fucked up because the Company Commanders taken them from recruits and toss them like spears in the grass before giving them a decommissioned M1 Garand to sweat with.
>>64473693Take them*
Why not just give them real M16A2s? There's like 2 million just sitting in climate controlled warehouses. Also USMC obviously
>in the US military
>>64473639Of course they’re dripping; they’re around water a lot.
Are they blue so they're better camouflaged against the water?
>>64473639Joining the Coast Guard seems like the comfiest way to get hands on with guns, full bennies, good pay, basically no real danger, and the chance to shoot thirdies from a helicopter.
>MAYNE WHO HAS DUH BES DRIP YOOP, describe the relationship with your biological father.
SEMPERPARATUS
>>64473730because the coast guard exists in a bureaucratic liminal space between the DoD and DHS that makes USMC procurement look normal in comparison
>>64473776I never knew him
>>64473776>words that are new to me are scarybaka
>>64473639Because the USCG is where all the rich kids go. The chair force is nice and all but coasties have some of the best jobs in the military, especially the officers.
>>64473927No one believes any of this. Bottom tier shitflingers flinging shit.>especially duh officersYou have no idea what they do. Stick to your lane.
>>64473770lol... interdiction and boarding
>>64473956>t. The 5% of the USCG who had to do real actual workThanks for your cervix
>>64473639>And why is it the Coast Guard?I thought you wanted to know about the US military.
>>64474166no i just want to talk about the girl scouts
>>64474167Girl Scouts are fucking scary, bro. They'll steal your cash with cutthroat sales tactics and appeals to your better nature. I don't even eat cookies, man.
>>64474170post better uniforms
>>64474177Bro, it's November. You already know the best. Say it with me know, candyass: FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA~
>>64473730We use M4s.
>>64473770Don't they constantly see action? They're a quick road to danger.
>>64474303They're possibly the only armed branch protecting America.
>>64474412Aren't there some military branches that had human trafficking operations on their posts?
>>64474419FtHood lyfe
>>64474419https://www.vice.com/en/article/camp-pendleton-marines-migrant-human-smuggling/https://news.usni.org/2019/09/23/13-junior-marines-charged-in-human-trafficking-schemeActively working against the USA
>>64474190TO THE SHORES OF SUCKING COCKWE WILL SUCK AND FUCK AND LICK YOUR NUTSWE GET FUCKED UP THE ASS
>>64474419Hooah >>64474303Only the handful of people boarding drug smuggling boats. Some of it is their DSF made up of TACLETS and the like. Some of it is just port security types (cops in small boats). Their naval work does frequently take them into very challenging weather conditions, frequently in small ships and helicopters, which is dangerous.>>64473730They're in boot camp practicing drill and ceremony in that pic. IRL they have access to all the usual stuff. Their boot camp is different, with lots of exams and skills tests that actually have consequences, like holding people back multiple weeks or outright failure. If you're interested in boats and law enforcement and not being surrounded by complete retards then its probably the best branch.
>>64474458Hey man we only sing that song underway
>>64474303Yeah but the action is stuff like picrel
Spanish American war army
>>64474441>https://www.vice.com/en/article/camp-pendleton-marines-migrant-human-smuggling/>https://news.usni.org/2019/09/23/13-junior-marines-charged-in-human-trafficking-schemeI'm just saying... firing squad is a legal option for treason.
>>64474809Where are the names on their uniforms?
>>64473639>best drip
>>64474822sewn on the inside
>>64474824I'd assume these guys are new recruits, which is why they're wearing sneakers? In my country, we wore sneakers for the first two weeks of training to get our feet used to marching and running all day.
>>64473639HAIL COBRAAAAAAAA
>>64474458The topic is uniforms, not your homoerotic fantasies.
>>64473639Anyone else here that actually likes the ASUs, or is it just me?
>>64475488The fact that its literally a discount Honor Guard uniform kind of makes it feel dull
>RETVRN
>>64474809The uniforms it replaced were better.
>>64477283Friendly reminder that when this fucker was chasing down Poncho Villa's thugs in 1916, he spent an evening getting absolutely hammered in some border town brothel and drunkenly finger-fucked his loaded 1911, unintentionally discharging it and nearly shooting himself in the process. He proceeded to blame the gun, not his own drunken idiocy, and that's why he swapped over to carry single action revolvers instead of a 1911.Very much /k/ommando approved behavior. Random shit no one cares about: He also competed against one of my distant relatives in the modern pentathlon at the 1912 Olympics.
>>64474914They made us wear the stiffest leather boots possible imc
>>64474458No anon, the VDV uniforms are not kino.
>>64477349He also created what could have been the most kino addition to WW2 that, unfortunately, was rejected by 'sensible' people before implementation.
>>64474824>>64474914Sneakers are most often worn when doing most sweating and running in USCG basic.
>>64474914Blisters are good for the sole. Once the foot has recovered it will not break so easily next time.
