Who did it, where did they shoot from, and what firearm was used?
>>64546802It was the Ghost of John Wilkes Booth possessing Lee Harvey Oswald
>>64546802>exit Veitnam He was the motherfucker that AUTHORIZED it. >back off Castro Again he ordered the assassination attempts. >cut the CIA>during the height of the Cold War The best thing Kennedy did was take a bullet through the brain, besides the Cuban Missile Crisis Kennedy was a cunt hair from getting his ass impeached due to no confidence.
It was your mother while listening to Darude Sandstorm
It wasn't Oswald by himself with a Mannlicher-Carcanothat's all that matters
>>64546802Joe DiMaggio, shot over the rape and murder of Monroe.
>>64546802What's that theory that says this was payback by the CIA for fucking them over with the bay of pigs? That somehow him allowing the attack to fail by having no air support was him reaching across lines? Even Che Guevara said that he had JFK to thank for "making the revolution stronger"
Oswald hit him twice but didn't kill him. The killing blow was performed by a rookie CIA agent who was the car bitch who, in his adrenaline, reached for the (new) rifle that was in the car (which had been designed with no safety) and as he was bringing it to bear on the window he accidentally fired off a round that killed Kennedy. It wasn't an assassination, it was an accident, but the CIA did cover up their involvement because lol lmao. So it was just easy to have it blamed on Oswald (who was a Soviet bitch boy).If the CIA wanted to kill Kennedy they would have done it another way in a situation they could control.
It was Kennedy himself going back in time to kill himself so he is remembered positively rather than negatively because had he lived he would have been arrested for corruption and impeached and ended up in prison and the Kennedy name would be tarnished forever rather than being known as a a family of war heroes and a 'good' president.(sadly nobody will understand this reference or where this idea came from).
>>64546802hands up how many people didn't know taht Lee Harvey Oswald "ran to" (this was always allowed) USSR and lived there for couple of yearsYet the tards pushing conspiracies never suggest he was a commie spook
>>64546897red dwarf is more popular than you think
>>64546897I do you smeghead!
>>64546890>if the CIA wanted to kill himThey didn't need to do that, all they needed to do was reveal John's numerous affairs and his drug dependency through a "anonymous" source and the political fallout would do the rest. If the CIA hates you they don't kill you, they destroy your career, your family, your life, your credibility, your legacy. Which is why I laugh at the MLK conspiracy theories, if the FBI/CIA wanted MLK to dissappear all they had to do was release the photos they had of him being balls deep in multiple white prostitutes.
>>64546903>>64546904Yay!
>>64546900>noooooo it was da jooooos>despite JFK being having the most Jews in his cabinet in history and allowing Israel to buy US weapons
>>64546910Right which is why I said it was an accident.
There are surprisingly many cases where celebrity assassins were self-conscious small-timers, so it's entirely possible that Oswald had no ulterior motives.
>>64546918since this is /k/ Weapons, it was because JFK did not want Israel to have nuclear weapons (they'd already stolen U.S. nuclear materials starting in late 1950s)That is why Israel had him bumped off(additional Israel motivation : RFK and JFK wanted the pro-Israel lobby registered as Foreign Agents and were in process of doing that on 11/22/1963)
>>64546944>Kennedy does either>he gets impeached Do you idiots not understand how anything works? >the jooos control everything!>lol the joos had to kill JFK JFK and RFK supported Israel completely, it's why RFK got killed, a butthurt Palestinian blew him away.
>>64546802Everyone knows it's mossad.I'd go back to Israel now OP while it's still an option for you.
>>64546900No, impossible. He can't be some die hard commie simp or a KGB asset, it has to be the jews or the CIA, or some secret service guy who blindly sprayed and prayed with an AR. Him nearly assassinating General Walker has absolutely nothing to do with his feelings towards communism
>>64546978Sloppy bait, Moshe
>>64546802It was me! I did it!
>>64546944>>64547600>>64547650>only a JEW wouldn't believe my bald-faced lie designed to deflect blame from a left-wing assassinWhy does this keep happening?
>>64546802>Kennedy wanted to back off from VietnamHow do people think this of the guy who was practically the one responsible for the US Green Berets and the introduction of Foreign Internal Defense into the US military for the express purpose of fighting against Soviet influence in the third world.Americans don't want to admit it, but they have a fucking civil religion and their presidents are their equivalents of the Pope, except even Catholics don't hold the pope in such reverence. Kennedy is basically a secular saint.>>64546890The fed behind him in the car with the AR-15 was a Secret Service agent. The real reason for the cover up, beyond stuff like Jackie Kennedy blaming conservatives for it, was because nobody wanted it to be widely known that a communist militant that had spent years in the Soviet Union had just shot the president on live TV in one of the peaks of the Cold War.>>64547636I like the book by the Romanian intel officer on USSR sabotage operations in the US in case WWIII happened.
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>>64546802you don't know itbut you are full of stars
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It was me, I thought it would be funnySorry guys
>>64546833Reminder that in the immediate aftermath of Kennedy's assassination the media and political left tried to sell the public that Oswald was a far right nutjob that killed Kennedy for political reasons.
>>64546900this
>>64546918>hears the word commie scum>goes instantly onto kike defencepeculiar
>>64546802>Who did ita motivated marine and his rifle
>>64546978JacobRubenstein
>>64546802>Who did itProbably Lee Harvey Oswald since he fits the profile of a narcissistic retard seeking infamy. As to whether he had help, it’s possible, but most of the conspiracy about the CIA, the Mafia, the Federal Reserve Board, Mossad, or the Radical Right doing it are completely retarded. Even the Soviet doing it is kinda a stretch. Cubans (either Castro opponents who were understandably assmad over the Bay of Pigs debacle, or Castro’s government in revenge for the numerous times the United States had tried to overthrow him) seem like the most likely culprits.>where did they shoot fromI can tell you with virtual certainty that the fatal shots were not fired from the Grassy Knoll. Now, I always thought the theory was kinda sketchy but then I actually went to Dealey Plaza for the first time since I was like 8 two years ago and it dawned on me how fucking small the whole place actually is. Oswald could have easily pulled off that shot from the book depository even without a scope. Whereas the Grassy Knoll is less than 30 feet from where Kennedy was hit and there was an entire crowd between them, plus a parking lot for Santa Fe Railway employees just behind the fence. All it would have taken was one person turning their head or leaving the train station to go their car and the entire assassination would have been unraveledNo assassin in their mind, whether they were working for the Mafia, or Mossad, or the Cubans, or lone-wolfing it would have chosen that spot to shoot from>and what firearm was used?A Carcano, anyone who says otherwise is a retard who doesn’t understand how even more retarded ballistics can be>>64546890This theory never made any sense to me because there should have been a report of Secret Service discharging a firearm due to the sheer number of people watching the motorcade>>64546944>>64547600Kennedy was neither the first nor the last US president to impede the Israeli nuclear program and they all survived office
>>64546890At least link to the documentary this theory is from so people can see how stupid it is.
>>64546802Lee Harvey Oswald did it, and he did it while being a Russian asset who went off the rails and beyond what Russia intended as spycraft.
>>64547848I did mean to say SS agent, not CIA agent. I dunno why I typed CIA.>>64548673Yeah because writing a report is always done and is never redacted or edited or coerced into changing what was claimed to have occurred.>>64548696Not a documentary, but a book. Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK. Howard Donahue, a sharpshooter, gunsmith, and ballistics expert, claimed it. The issue with this is he died in 1999 before he was able to release a video which apparently showed the assassination from another angle that showed the SS agent standing in the car aiming at the window. It was in a German archive.As for 'how stupid it is' that isn't a surprising response. His theory is disliked by both conspiracy tinfoil hat retards, because it rules out stupid shit like USSR sleeper agents, Cuban assassins, the CIA and other daft shit and it is also disliked by supporters of the Warren Commission because it implies incompetence and a governmental cover up (of incompetence, not a cover up of super sekrit omnipotent CIA agents, which, much like 9/11 conspiracy theories, are a major PR boost for the CIA which makes them out to be infallible omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent Gods)
>>64547600>it was mossad!jfk sold arms to israel
I like the idea that it was castro, but not he way you'd think>castro is butthurt about JFK's half-assed plots to kill him>decides that JFK surviving a botched assassination attempt might cool him down from continuing to try>cuban security look for the biggest possible loser to ensure a failure>it is of course oswald>only, oswald gets lucky for the first and last time in his miserable lifeI don't actually believe this, but I do think it's funny
>>64548825I can imagine a Death of Stalin-esque comedy with this premise, it's too funny of an idea
>>64546910>if the FBI/CIA wanted MLK to dissappearThe CIA yes but not the FBI.They'd been trying stuff like that for years with COINTELPRO and it didn't get anywhere, so they switched to shooting them during raids and staging the crime scene to call it self-defence.Except for the couple that were too high profile and for those, they arranged an assassination with a patsy.No, not JFK. I subscribe to the No Shooter Theory.His head just did that, these things happen.
>>64548865Pretty normal thing in Dallas, I think it's something in the water. Lost my infant nephew the other day to sudden exploding head syndrome but it's all good, just part and parcel of living in a big ci
>>64548865>His head just did that, these things happen.Held in a sneeze one too many times, huh?
>>64548853I was kind of thinking more "burn after reading", but I can see that
>>64547848>I like the book by the Romanian intel officer on USSR sabotage operations in the US in case WWIII happened.Link? Name?
>>64546890I like this conspiracy theory because it is by far the most realistic.
>>64548804>sold arms to israel
Who gives a fuck about who shot him the Jews were behind this and that is all that matters.
>>64546802Colonel Mustard, the library, with a candlestick holder.
>>64546802I am inclined to believe it really was just one retarded communist doing typical retarded communist things.
>>64548673>Israeli nuclear programChronology is the key, Ben Gurion in 1961-62 was being forceful in-JFK's-face about it with strong disagreement between them: and a couple years later Dimona <--the project JFK was most concerned about was operational and producing materials for Israel's own weapons. Under LBJ and afterward, their program was _already established_ thanks to material stolen in late 1950s from U.S. along w/ technology, machinery from France. Kennedy's administration, that ended on 11/22/1963, was the start: it was too late to be "concerned" about the program afterward.(as already noted, in 1962-63 Attorney General RFK and JFK were moving to register the lobby as a foreign agent) Kennedy was Israel's obstacle, and was removed./k/ Weaponshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnogyUAT5i0Roger J. Mattson, PhDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJHA9VhUZEhttps://nsarchive.gwu.edu/briefing-book/nuclear-vault/2016-11-02/numec-affair-did-highly-enriched-uranium-us-aid-israels-nuclear-weapons-program
Jack Rubenstein
>literal communist who defected and lived in russia>got russian "wife" then moved back to US>kills president>OMG THE CIA DID ITare you guys completely fucking retarded or what?
>>64550406People cant accept that the world is crazy and retarded and that sometimes retards do retarded things but succeed in their retarded goals.
I could expound at length about the different groups, competing interests, possibilities, and the things said for decades about all of it,But really it boils down to the red menace that had been infiltrating since the 30s and ultimately winds back around straight to The Question.Remember,Kennedey spoke about the sinister plans of a great conspiracy upon the people.As always, "trust your eyes and ears" and do not trust anyone who tells you not to, such as some of the posts ITT like the one immediately above mine.One wonders what parallels Kirk's situation had.
>Who did it, where did they shoot from, and what firearm was usedRE: what guns were used, this guy in 1994 prison interview explains it all:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8DGv6KSBZIDal-Tex building (directly behind the limousine) had at least 2 riflemen including Charles aka Chucky"The Typewriter" NicolettiJames Files claimed to have used the—brand new in 1963—Remington XP-100 in .221 Fireball Nobody knows if Files is telling the truth (he seems to know a lot of the mafia men by name / in great detail), but this is his story.
>>64550419it's not even "world be crazy" like they are looking for some kind of rational security blanket to explain a complex world.at this point, they want to believe that they are smartest boy by believing that their ideology predicted thing that totally happened and THEY are covering it up which just proves how TRUE it was and how smart of a boy they are for not believing the official story.it's layers of sophistry upon narcissism upon ideological cognitive dissonance upon plain old fucking ignorance.oswald was a known commie fifth-columnist who had major beef with the US government. the only matter to be argued was whether he acted alone or under orders of his KGB handlers. everything else is just self-serving noise.
Even the KGB would not have been foolish enough to explicitly order an assassination.It might have been possible to take a roundabout approach, such as skillfully stirring up Oswald's frustration and waiting for him to take action on his own.
>>64546833This is true actually. JFK being shot made way for our best president GOD LBJ
>>64546890this theory explains how multiple people were able to smell gunfire smoke on street level
>>64550170Now that's the part that I can't accept and I think there's a conspiracy. Oswald 110% did it but Ruby was put up to ice him because if it went public that some random commie simp was able to kill the president that would absolutely shatter any perception of security within the US government. Moreover it would absolutely enable the commies to get up to much more bullshit. I don't believe he was just some concerned citizen>>64550513Well said, but of course you're a jew if you say the man with known communist sympathies and tried to kill a general a few days before killed JFK. No it was some secret service guy who shot him in the back of the head with an M16 (despite there being absolutely no accounts of that happening [despite the fact they were in front of fucking everybody])
>muh USSS agent in back seat with M16anyone that types and uploads this to the internet is a brainlet
Oswald did it and he did it alone and he did it because he was a loser who wanted to go down in history but started having second thoughts when the consequences of his actions caught up with him.
>>64546897>I wonder why anybody would want to name their kid after an airport
>>64546802It was Mossad
>>64549582>>sold arms to israelyou don't have to pretend we didn't>israel k-killed him because he opposed their nuclear programisrael on track do it anyway and still stole nuclear materiel when nixon was in office. reminder that even the kgb was aware of oswald and his activities
>>64546900It was to the point that when Kennedy got shot, the KGB started rifling through their files like "Ah, blyat, was that one of ours?!"
>>64553555>'pretend'(You) were the one who claimed his administration did, the timeline is what's important: Post-Nov 1963 doesn't matter because the program was already underwayEvidence here: >>64550042(and as already explained upthread in 1961-62 U.S.-Israel relations were already strained, JFK had had enough of Ben Gurion that's why JFK put conditions that were reversed after his removal)>muh oswaldPatsy. Not the shooter(s)
>>64547848Kennedy is a suitable liberal (not in a pejorative sense, ideological sense) martyr because by dying early he can be deified into 'what ifs' and 'what could have been'. Bobbie being more progressive also validates that, and then there's the ultimate fact that >Handsome, photogenic, charismaticThat's it. That's all. LBJ passed the civil rights legislation but he was ugly and a really sleazy ends-justify-the-means kinda guy he doesn't get the pass JFK does. Obama gets a pass for certain things becuase of the same charisma. We are still monkey at the end of the day, and there's an old apocryphal saying attributed to Louis the 14th that described the whole ostentatiously demented pageantry as "Nobles and peasants don't understand the complexities of government, but if they see power and richness they'll assume things are going good".Handsome and/or gravitas-y (For example Reagan at that point was old and busted but had the gravitas) being the visual equivalent.
He was killed by the fashion industry they used brainwashed male models to do it.>Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male modelNo, but those two handsome bastards on the grassy knoll were.
>>64554533pic: their handler
>>64546802So they killed him for being a raging communist?
>>64546802>Who did itOswald.Contract put out by the Mob for Kennedy refusing to back the Bay of Pigs invasion with US troops. Mob still wants their casinos and other property back. There will be no normilization of US-Cuban relations until that happens.
>>64550406Because the real truth is more emotionally painful, a soviet agent killed the president and we let it slide because we didn't want direct confrontation.
