How do you avoid being thrown off the bench when riding these things? Do they come with seatbelts?
>>64549763i always wondered
they have magnets on their butt
You clip in with a carabiner on a strap. Or at least you do nowadays, idk about the early 90s.
>>64549763Powerful butt muscles. It's also how they don't shit themselves under stress and as a means to attack Russian interrogators
>>64549763a combination of the pilot being specifically trained to not perform erratic movements, the centripetal force of the rotors, and straps/handholds.
>>64549763You get issued a strap, because it's a long way to fall.
>>64549763Like carrying a glass of water, the center of gravity always pulls into the aircraft's movement, so unless a sudden jolt happens your butt never comes off the bench. They clip in for long flights where wind is a factor.
>>64549794This. Combined with the BELTS system (Buttplug Enabled Latch To Seat) operators arrive safely and suitably stimulated at their insertion.
>>64549818underrated
>this whole thread
>>64549763They superglue them on before takeoffEver see a pic of them getting off of one? Thats because they dont.
>>64549814>Yep. Thats me.>I bet youre wondering how I got into this situation.
>>64549792winning hearts and minds
>>64549933kek>>64549933>>Yep. Thats me.>>I bet youre wondering how I got into this situation.
>>64549945>OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS>I FOUGHT FOR MY MEALS
>>64549763There are lanyards you wear that clip into retainer hooks on the bird. Depending on the plan, you either keep the lanyard (known as a cow tail) or you unclip the lanyard from yourself when you disembark. Normally you wear some kind of harness belt that has loops to clip those shits in, but if you're on some cool dude bro shit you might straight up clip that bitch through your belt in a convenient spot.
>>64549763It's anally inserted magnets
>>64549763Stability dildos.
>>64549763What's their kit here?
>>64549814the best and worst ride you could experience at the same time
>>64549763I bet it feels better than sitting on a washing machine.
>>64549763Magnets, do you know how do they work?
>>64549814>issued a strapif you were lucky
>>64552446damn no (You)s, I put a lot of work into that
>>64549928they can get off it tears a hole in their pants. You usually don't see it because SOCOM issues multicam undies
>>64554394Sorry anon, but we're kinda done with battlefield. Good effort, sorry this was how you had to learn.
>>64552446>>64554394I thought it was cool
>>64552446>>64554394Good effort anon, us zoomers have little experince with BF3 maybe a BF4 [spoiler]or hardline[/spoiler] inspired pic would've done better. Great detail on using the helicopter icon for the minimap
>>64552446you did a great job making this anon I love it :D
>>64549763Those that fall off weren't worthy
