This can't be serious, can it?Shortened for character limits...https://www.npr.org/2025/11/23/nx-s1-5618242/texas-haiti-gonave-island-plotTexas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and childrenTwo men from North Texas have been charged over violent plans that included an armed coup on the Haitian island of Gonave, according to the Justice Department.Gavin Weisenburg, 21 years old of Allen, and Tanner Thomas, 20 years old of Argyle, along with other co-conspirators planned to murder all men on the Haitian territory before taking over the island, and enslaving the women and children as "sex slaves," according to an indictment filed in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas on Thursday.Both men are charged with conspiracy to kill or kidnap persons in a foreign country and face one count of producing child pornography. They could face life in prison if convicted on the conspiracy charge. The child pornography charge carries up to a 30-year prison sentence.Federal prosecutors allege that Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force in January 2025 to gain military training that "would be useful in carrying out their armed coup attack."Weisenburg in August 2024 enrolled in the North Texas Fire Academy in Rockwall, Texas, to train for the coup, but failed out of the program nearly six months later, according to the indictment.The men also plotted to recruit and hire homeless people from Washington, D.C., to overthrow Haiti's government on Gonave, according to prosecutors. In March, Thomas changed his basic training assignment from Ramstein Air Base in Germany to Joint Base Andrews in Maryland to facilitate homeless recruitment in the nation's capital, the indictment alleges.
>>64555079Same old story. Little men with big plans. Too bad they didn't get to Haiti, those guys would have been murked.
Yeah just let them cook next time. Gonna get gangbanged to hell and back.
>>64555079In actuality, these little boys would have their anuses destroyed by the bbc's of some haitian gangsters the moment they were to offensively intrude Haiti. What ignorance and arrogance.
>>64555107>>64555090>>64555122You niggits sure are obsessed with gay sex
>little boys>little menDid the pajeets get fired and replaced by feminists or something?
>>64555142Yeah I often wish it upon my lessers.
to what end?
>slave island >Haiti the pickings are beyond slim wtf
>>64555079>Gonave Island is located some 30 miles northwest of Port-au-Prince and prosecutors say it's home to about 87,000 peopleWhat was the plan here exactly?
>>64555358Admittedly it doesn't take much to take over these kinds of shitholes. Their manpower was still far below standard.
>>64555079This isn't even the weirdest thing that's been connected to that island Check out this Marine Sgt.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faustin_E._Wirkus
Whypipo moment
>>64555079This case is retarded. They have indicted to retards for shitposting. >The men also plotted to recruit and hire homeless people from Washington, D.C., to overthrow Haiti's government on Gonave
>>64555079See, there was a time where we would have shrugged and let these gentlemen try and fail on their own."The Man Who Would Be King" by Rudyard Kipling is a good book and the film is great too.
>>64555462>I'm assembling a team>That's nice. Got any change ?
>>64555446>Faustin_E._WirkusHe couldn't have picked an island with less uggos?
Why are zoomers like that?
>>64555469There's no adventure in this gay world, might as well try to initiate TND or TNR and maybe being back piracy
>>64555468Is Gonave above or below average for Haiti?
>>645555714,1,6... no 1,4,2... no wait 6, 1, 4... ahh fuck it, I'll take them all
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>>64555079>(((Texas man)))Lemmie guess>WeisenburgEvery single time.
>>64555358It was just a dumb plan. Gonna get their asses handed to them by armed peasants
>>64555358Crashing the island with no survivors
20 guys, a chopper, and a couple of gun trucks is all you need
>>64555207You ever look at the moon and just think>"Man, that thing must be really far away. Like 5 football fields far!"I'm asking this because it seems you don't really seem to grasp the scale of things. By being a whiny BIG MAN bitch you fail to appreciate the attention to detail in this BIG MAN plan here. You seem to get caught in BIG details which paint you as a lesser being. Let us once more go through their plan.>Me and my cousin and some 20 hobos we hired are going to take over a country with population of 12 million people. No biggie, it's just a shithole. And then we're going to, get this, execute all the men. It's easy because we'll force them to dig their own graves at gunpoint. And here's the best part. We're going to turn all the women and children into sex slaves. I know, smart, right? You get sex AND money. Like that Epstein guy, except way more bad ass!
>>64555358To kill all the men and then make the women into sex slaves, did you not read the article?
>>64555079Man, even in my japanese H mangos they don't write such a ridiculous plot
>>64555079>two screwballs planned on taking over an island off the coast of HaitiOh cool, they must be going to...>GonaveTORTUGA ISLAND WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING APESThis is how you know these two losers were just rapey incels, without imagination or understanding of the world. Could have sought treasure and enrichment by reflying the flag of the legendary haven, but no. Could have enterprising avarice mix with a striving sense of justice to create something truly adventurous that betters themselves and the people of their new home, but no. Where is their inner fire? Do they really have no embers of passion in their human soul? No. All these lewd perverts posess is base impulse and a cold, slimy sexuality that is utterly reptilian in nature.My disgust is boundless and they should be handed over to the Haitians to be hung. Utterly pathetic.
>>64555079Are people that wanna touch kids really that motivated? Everytime i read about somebody getting caught, they look like and idiot. I cant imagine a diddler being able to invade and influence a country.
>>64555079They seem more proactive the the regular pedos here with no geopolitical mindset
>>64556752I've only met 3 confirmed PDFs that I can recall. One was a creepy looking IT worker who would just befriend low income families to get close to kids (he looked like John Waters, but with a bigger mustache), another was a 40-something failed retail book store manager who got fired, and the last was an unemployed fur fag who did time for asking underage boys in a WM parking lot if they wanted blowjobs.None of these people were exuding masculinity or a sense of being tough.
>>64555142what replies did you want to see, anon?
>>64555207>only jeets and feminists make fun of pedos
