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U.S. sign-up deadline is December 5th.
International matches have been sent out, and Santanons are busy readying their payloads.

https://www.sekretsanta.net/

Post about your matches and chat about the goodies youre gathering, but please, remember OPSEC!
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Australian anons I have few questions.
Can you receive long knives (single edge)?
Can you receive maces (medieval weapon, not peper spray)
Can you receive baofeng walkie talkies?
Can you recrive bayonet dagers with two edges?
It would be a shame if half of our gift got confiscated at customs
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>>64557036
why do americans need to wait 2 weeks after international sign ups to get our giftees?
i get one weekend, on the busiest shipping time of the year, to find my anon's gift and then mail it off to him? seems poorly timed.
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>>64557272
se/k/ret santa is a CIA operation in coordination with Big Milsurp to ensure /k/ anons make the most expensive and impulsive purchase possible.
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I have a pattern 83 Battle jacket to get rid of but whoever i match with has to have asked for it
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>oh no! i already went over the budget!
good, now we can spend more
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>>64557272
We are trying to do two days of matchups so most anons can have an earlier match date than dec 6th
>>64557624
>pic related
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>>64557036
Am I supposed to get a confirmation email?
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>>64558548
Confirmation emails come from 'sent-with@powr.io' if you just signed up. Check your spam if you didnt get it, if it is not in your spam, email komrade_ahab_v AT protonmail DOT com to verify your sign-up!
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>>64557036
Glad to see things are slightly more organized than last year
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>>64559998
the AIPAC funding really helped
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>>64559998
Glad it shows. Thanks to all to have signed up and are busy prepping for the barrage!
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When are domestic US matches?
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>>64560964
At the latest December 6th, but we will likely start matching folks who have already been signed up a while sometime this weekend after Thanksgiving
>>https://www.sekretsanta.net/rules-of-engagement.html
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so are just supposed to dox ourselves in the signup form? I understand thats how mailing works but I don't want to stick my dick in the toaster too early
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>>64561036
You can use a PO box, a pseudonym, and a throwaway email if you like. I personally don't bother because some random anon having my address doesn't bother me much more than an online storefront having it.
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BASED, i thought it was cancelled this year. Will sign up as soon as I can brainstorm some good gift ideas. Someone is getting another /k/tarded knife.
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bump
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>>64561029
When do we get the femboy ATF picture? Also rollin
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>>64562753
you charlie kirk'd her...wtf
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>>64562808
I’M SORRY
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>>64563307
Dont worry, it takes a lot to be on the naughty list.
Roll to save the next Mrs /K/laus in the /k/ harem!
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should we post pictures of gifts ?
not only packages, but gifts without specifying the target
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>>64563854
Only in the unboxing threads if your recipient didn't post
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USA signups:

26 /K/ommisar ($100+)
3 /K/avalry ($50+)
2 /K/onscript ($20+)
0 Paper/k/lip ($0+)
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>>64563370
bang
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>>64557036
Oi Baltas - I wanna throw some more stuff in for ya, but I wanna make sure you'll like it. What's your size? Play any vidya?
Also, my posties gets iffy shipping "real" knives. Rules are pretty vague though, so I can try shipping one anyways if you want... else you'll have to settle for a swiss army knife ;_;
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>>64563370
pow
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>>64565487
G'day M8
Sizes: Height 188cm, heat size 59cm. chest 95cm, shoe size 47. Now I only play war thunder on weekends.
Swiss army knife would be good. Just the other day i had to open parcel and forgot my working knife, so having knife in car would be good.
Could you answer few questions? I will be sending to other Aus, so they really check for knives? i was thinking of sending a big knife.
I read a little bit of Aus laws and it should probably be ok to just own big knife, but if customs confiscate it it will not be so good.
Could i get away with sending a mace (weapon, not pepper spray)?
Also I will send you back some local food of something, because i know how expensive it is to ship half across the world
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>>64565781
>I will be sending to other Aus, so they really check for knives?
Auspost claims "If it could be mistaken for a weapon", they'll dump it, but most posties seem to think that only applies to firearms, ammo. Fixed blades only rarely count as weapons, so I reckon if you call it "tools", you'll be good. Unfortunately, it's a bit of a grey area.
>Could i get away with sending a mace...?
lolwut? Neither Auspost nor the ABF have it on their lists, but it'd probably get an inspection. Gets iffy if it's super sharp, but if not, "historical re-enactment equipment" would probably get through. Again, it's kinda a grey area.
>Also I will send you back some local food of something, because i know how expensive it is to ship half across the world
It's /k/hristmas, don't worry about it.
I'm planning on making some ANZAC bikkies for you, but if you don't believe they'll be 100% "future human" free, I can grab some presealed ones from the supermarket
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>>64565781
the "KNILDO" ® had a blade length of roughly 10cm/4inch and got thru customs with no issue. To some people, 4 inches are very big.

Half the trick also lays in the customs declaration (i.E. naming it "whittling tool blade" or something rather than "big knife with zombie apocalypse design") so they dont get too suspicious.
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>>64565844
Nice dubs
I'm ok with homemade, because industrialy made comes with whorse shit than future /k/id
>>64565851
Because i am not crafty one i bought Tod cutler Mary Rose bollock dagger. Blade length 32cm/12.5" I don't think it will pass as whitling blade
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>>64565961
antique cheese knife
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Happy Thanksgiving, anons! I'm thankful for you bastards, oldfag and newfag alike. Thanks to each and every one of you who is making this year's event a bit more special
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Happy Than/k/sgiving, bwos. Hoping my sign up didnt have typos in it, excited to start my shopping :)
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What the FUCK is this new captcha?
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>>64562256
>https://www.sekretsanta.net/

I got a new GF with big boobs I was pic related cant wait to be it again. Her birthday in right before CMAS. Shit! She likes knives, and camo. Any gift suggestions?
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>>64564728
Dude I would have simply signed up for 26 /K/ommisar ($100+) if I knew everybody basically just goes for the $100 guy
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Signed up for paperklip. I can't stand this site anymore
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to my nogunz auscuck fren,
them pesky ebayvendors wont let a man keep a deadline. Because of that will have to ship a few days later, some lazy cunt sent his stuff 4 days after i bought it and only after i messaged him about it and some other stuff got delayed by the post office. i'll keep u updated.
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>>64557693
I have a pattern 83 chest rig that I luckily got new in the plastic. I've been hoping to find an anon that asks for it, just like you.
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Any word on matches yet?
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>>64570413
We will be working on that tonight, however, will likely only match Kommisar signups from prior to Thanksgiving since the other tiers are a bit light on signups, ensuring that everyone gets a good match.
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>>64571360
It is getting a bit down to the wire. We have to get a target, shop for them which can take a week or two and then send, which can also take well over a week. Everything runs much slower than normal during the holidays, which means delays getting goods in and out not to mention the usual time it takes to pack and do artistic things if inclined. Most of us also have to schedule this around our existing lives, work and sometimes travel plans as well. Having targets ~mid November seems early but it really isn't.
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>>64572077
Stop bitching. You will absolutely get a match by the 6th and the shipping deadline is the 15th.
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Signed up for /k/onscript and /k/onscript again.
Other anons please sign up for these categories!
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>>64572481
paper/k/lip and /k/onscript*
Paper/k/lip is free outside of ink, paper, and postage my friends!
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tonights thread theme.
https://youtu.be/h-7d_eeP2q4?si=3kQcljsZnksnML7t
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>>64561029
GET DOWN MRS. CLAUS I'LL SAVE YOU
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>>64572512
Yes, definitely glad to have more signups! If you've been thinking of it, do it. Bazookanon is putting together a raffle prize including a nice fillet knife and these hellfire missile docs! Not to mention the Rough Rider 22 revolver, and DickPick raffle prizes we will be sending out!

>>https://www.sekretsanta.net/raffle.html
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9kg box to QLD is on its way. I sent tracking number to ahab. if you want to track it ask him.
Also post office said it should reach you before /k/ristmas
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Completed my enlistment, ready to spread the /k/ristmas spirit.
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Never participated in a se/k/ret santa before, but I hope it's not too late for a 'Murican to spread some /k/ristmas cheer. What addresses are preferred to be sent to? I would imagine /k/ommandos are more comfortable with something being sent to their local post office than their own address. How do we know what to gift when we get a match?
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>>64575251
Sign up on the website.
Ship to the address that is given.
There is a price range and a wishlist given. Abide by the price range and what the anon asked for.
Many anons give extra as little bit fo extra holiday cheer, not mandatory but sort of a tradition. Make sure to ship by the deadline and to send tracking info to the organizers and there might be a requirement to show the organizers what you got your target to reduce grinching, which is signing up to get free stuff while not sending to other anons or under gifting your target.
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Got my match. Matched with an anon from Ft. Worth, TX. Anon if you are reading this, there is some neat shit coming your way.
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>>64568664
Most people put their home address in, if the glowies are interested in you they already know who you are.
>>64572077
You must be new here. Generally if an item ordered online won’t arrive to your home by the deadline, you just let the organizers know and give them the tracking for both the late package and the main package you’re sending. If I expect a long shipping time, I just send it directly to the target when I order - letting them know in the thread - and send another package with all the other goodies.
>>64568664
The banning of r/thedonald and its consequences have been a disaster for 4chinz
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>>64575251
I would like to add that you do not need to use a name to participate despite a ton of people doing so this year.
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What do we do if the person we are matched with doesn’t have a list in their submission?
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>>64575857
ask them in the thread. But please make sure they’re not doxxed when asking them their wish list or when posting package when shipping.
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JG of AK
i will do my best. i'll be going to the post office later this week and figuring out shipping prices.
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You aren’t ready
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Indiananon with the gmail account, what’s your wishlist?
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Chromrax, whoever you are, please send me an email from a non yandex email (with your mailing address for confirmation) so i can send you your match. Yandex always blocks my emails.
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>>64576209
Im big into AR’s and milsurps but I’m up for any thing. What kind of PCCs are you looking at and do you have ar15s?
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Damn my match is in Alaska. Hope you don't mind late shipments anon because I have no idea what kind of shipping rates I'll be getting.

Re: belt you mentioned, does this need to be thin or something thick and durable. I saw you mentioned competitive shooting and I'm not 100% on the needs of that level of shooting.
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>>64576291
Reminder, your Santa is not typically your target. Where we can we're doing a round robin.
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Bump
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Do you have a spartaboy email? I think I might have typo’d it. I havent gotten an email yet.
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I've enlisted in the ranks of the /k/ommissars. Ready to roll.
>>64563370
*BANG*
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In an unexpected effort i managed to get all the items for my gifts. Will ship out tomorrow on time!

To whomever pulled me, pls declare the package as a gift and keep declared values low, otherwise customs will financially rape me again ;_;
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>>64578489
Yup, I got your enlistment.
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>>64578666
hey deutschknifeanon
I hope you have M3.5 screw
also, for me at least, no customs
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de/k/ember bump
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>>64578666 (czech'd trips of satan)
Looks incredible desu, I wish I could draw for my target...
Anywho, I hope there's a return address in there. I wanna send you something to cover international shipping...
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komfy weekend, waiting on the tear gas grenades to come in
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>>64557036
I'm of legal age to receive the firearm in the contest (21yo), but I forgot to mention that in my submission. Am I screwed?
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Hey, Cajun Santa.
I am the Anon who was matched with you. Do you have any specific items on your wishlist? That's really cool that you do reenacting, but I don't know enough about that sort of thing to know what items or sellers are good quality, or what you might need.
Hope you had a good Thanksgiving, and that your Christmas season is going well.
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>>64581117
Send us an email, that should be fine.
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>>64580525
Shipment is out! International shipping is always a walletrape but i know what to expect. german customs allow gifts only with a max value of 45€ before applying taxes, i didnt check the limits for your country so i just made prices up and sumed it to 42€. She'll be good.

My paper/k/lip match will receive a petit surprise aswell.

>>64578865
o.O
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Hey /k/omrade Ahab, just checking in to make sure my enlistment went through and that I didn't screw up the email address.
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>>64581615
Greetings Santa,

nothing terribly important.
I try to tailor my list to match my hobbies/interest so you can purchase what you think it nice.
if you need some inspiration- townsends, crazy crow, at the front, and if you want to be real crazy, ima-usa are all good websites.
i'm also a fur trapper, so any furs you send would be nice.
camp kitchen items for rev war would be safe since i need everything.
sorry i cant give a big list of things, but i think that would be boring. as long as you put some effort and soul into it, i am happy to receive anything you send.
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>>64557036
What is the legality of sending ammo through the mail? It seems to be a greyarea, so I just want to be careful, or I'll order it from PSA and ship it.*
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>>64583405
USPS is a no-go. Not sure about FedEx but with UPS you can no longer go to their company ran storefronts to ship ammo and since their franchise locations won't ship ammo, you will have to schedule a pickup and mark your parcel with hazmat labels. IT might be cheaper and easier to have ammo shipped to your target.
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>>64583405
you should really do some research on where you are sending it too. Some states need an FFL to ship ammo to or have other bullshit restrictions
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This shit is so fun bros
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I have never participated in this, but I am glad you guys still carry on the tradition.
I remember when this shit started on /k/ a long time ago.
merry christmas frens
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>>64582300
Yup, your enlistment is good. It will be a few days before you are matched more than likely, but everyone will be matched by the 6th.

Also, CHROMAX, per >>64576211 please send me an email from a non Yandex email if possible ASAP.
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>>64584251
Based. Many thanks.
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>>64557036
>too late to enlist for the international matches
that sucks
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Hey Ahab, I have sent the parcel to my target yesterday. I sent the details through the atomic email. All sorted!
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SoCal anon, I have your gifts all worked out, just waiting on a couple to arrive, throwing stars seem to be a no no there, bummer
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>>64575756
>The banning of r/thedonald and its consequences have been a disaster for 4chinz
ahh the memories
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Wendi, I sent the knife and pamphlet.
Tracking number and image confirmation is in your email inbox.
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>>64586440
I can still hear the squeak lmao.
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>>64587869 that was my first thought lol
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>>64586714
Sweet! Will take some more pics and update the site soon! It's a really cool prize!
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Chicago anon pls check email
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Long time listener, first time caller. Just signed up, please be gentle.
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Conus guys get matched dec 6?
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Baltas:
I've shipped your gifts and sent the tracking numbers to Ahab, but I forgot exactly one (1) item. I'll shove it off tomorrow morning when the post office opens again.
Merry Christmas
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>>64589232
Nice, lets wait for /k/ristmas to uncensor. You just wait i will post it
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Bump bump buuump,
I'm gonna step on the bump
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>>64589732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VQsoY1__VM
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>>64588468
Replied
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>>64590239
We postin Eurobeat?
https://youtu.be/gwplZpIH0wY?si=j5NGfQ8KhTy31j4b
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>>64589323
I'm lucky I have an in with my posties - it's all under the tracking number I sent Ahab.
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>>64563370
One down, one to go. Make it count.
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>>64591845
BOOM
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>>64592252
FUCK
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>>64592256
Nooooooooooooooooo

Done, done and we're on to the next one
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BOOM
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>>64557036
I have a bit of a dumb question, since I have never participated in SekretSanta before. For the matches, do you always get the person that is sending you a gift, or do sometimes you get somebody different? I just want to clearup any confusion.
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>>64592327
Only rarely do you get the same person. While it does happen for some tiers kr due to restrictions (especially for international folks), we aim to do a round robin style of matching.
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>>64591845
Blam

ATF, I fart in your general direction
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>>64584251
>>64576211
CHROMERAX - please confirm receipt of your target.
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>>64594010
>pic related
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>>64592307
Roll
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>>64594397
Ahab, Ozanon, i sent my details again through 2 emails. Let me know when you receive them.
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>>64592307
I WILL BE REDEEMED!!! GET DOWN MS. CLAUS!!!
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>>64594885
better.
BANG
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wish i could participate but im povertyfag this year. Hope to see what everyone sends :)
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>>64596065
You know that paperklip tier is a zero dollar minimum spend right?
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anon, im anon. i received your parcel, i did not open it yet

>>64596393
i get what he meant, i spent almost 3 times what i expected due to shipping costs and a bit of overspending, in hope the target would be pleased
i got absolutely raped by the shipping costs
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so how am I supposed to tell if I am signed up or not?
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Wendi, according to USPS, the raffle prizes have arrived to you.
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>>64596566
Yep, received! I have some NAFC patches I'll include with the Hellfire missile pamphlet and the fillet knife as a third raffle prize!
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Target got his package at the FFL today somehow. Shouldn't have been till Saturday.
I plan to send a second follow up package so you'll have something to open on Xmas.
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>>64596393
yeah, but when i say poverty fag i mean Poverty. Not Poor. All my pennies are accounted for. Plus I have a feeling most anons are going well beyond the minimums and id like to be able to match that. Id feel terrible if I sent some rinky dink chinkshit knife and got back a nice piece of gear. Also shipping costs sneak up on ya.
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>>64596951
Sign up, stamps are cheap enough for poverty tier. Seriously, this is how it works and it's Christmas. Write a letter, draw a pepe, call it a day. This is what we're actually in it for.
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>>64596951
A few bucks sending a letter and getting a letter in return is a worthy exchange, especially from fellow /k/ommandos during Christmas time. There is no obligation to go above the price range, others simply do so for the holiday spirit.
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INTRUDER ALERT!
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>>64598170
THE SCREWS ANON
THE M3.5 HEX SCREWS
YOU WILL NEVER RUN OUT AGAIN
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REMINDER: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR SIGNUPS. GET THEM IN SOLDIERS.

We will be sending out matches tonight/tomorrow. Also we will have a good ol' wendigo hunt soon. Stay tuned, baofags.
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OZANON from Bulgaranon. Plz inform that you have sent the parcel. It is highly unlikely that it will reach the Balkan before Christmas.
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>>64599112
Can you post pics of the other raffle prize items please?
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Bumping with great anticipation. Ive already got some stuff for my match. You will have fun (maybe) (probably)
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>>64599140
Ozanon is probably asleep
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>>64599253
Probably still at the RSL sculling Carlton schooners like the sick cunt he is.
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>>64599199
First raffle prize is obviously the Heritage Arms Rough Rider 22 revolver.

Second prize is this Wingard Wearables DickPick and a couple patches.
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Would hardtack be good to send to my target? Considering throwing some in before I send the package out to my targets (which still needs to ship damnit)
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>>64599199
>>64599762
Third prize is this NAFC fillet knife, with patch and a complimentary Hellfire missile pamphlet.
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>>64599112
What are the numbers up too?
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>>64599768
I'ma be real, I may have my complaints about this year's event but these are probably the best raffle prizes I've seen yet.
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>>64599765
Riley I received your package, thank you for the slings and other goodies. Sadly I couldn’t wait to open it till Christmas because my Dad intercepted it and requested me to open it to know what was inside. He was suspicious of the name on the address I guess, apologies for not giving my name. That being said, I’ll post what I got from you on Christmas.
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I submitted my entry, sorry for being so close to the wire.
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>be you
>kommando on the edge
>signed up for the SS
>headed to match rendezvous point to receive target
>woods grow silent
>no birds, smell of copper
>ohshit.jpg
>a pale slim figure running through the woods
>looks like Missus /K/laus running away from something
>thunderous crashing that sounds like whole trees being snapped like twigs
>an unholy roar rings out that chills you to the bone
>wendigo.png
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>>64601284
Sneeds, riley is NOT your santa.
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>>64601339
Sneed and I were was confused and thought we were paired initially until we emailed you when he emailed me about my wishlist since I am his target just not his Santa. In the email exchange between me and sneeds he said was waiting a usgi sling for an a2 clone so I sent him some spare usgi silent slings and a m16a1 style cotton sling I had and some other stuff laying around as a gift for him.
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>>64601428
>not the santa
>sending gift anyway
This is why i love you people
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Texas, when you say "a powerful flashlight for self defense" do you mean a handheld one or one you mount to a gun?
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WHISKY 3 XRAY
your email doesn't exist. Please email myself and Ahab directly by end of day tomorrow if you want to receive your match and be included!
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US Stats

35 /K/ommisar
5 /K/avalry
7 /K/onscript
6 Paper/k/lip

Plus the 9 international signups, that's 62 signups this year so far. But there's still a little time left. Sign up if you haven't already, don't miss out on the fun!
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>>64601611
How is this year comparing to last year?
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>>64601620
Not entirely sure, I believe it was around 35-40 total last year, but we weren't running it.
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>>64599765
While hardtack is probably the #1 food item for surviving shipping, it's also quite awful. You had better include some tea to dip it in. Also take your name out the damn Super Cub thread silly.
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All matches have been sent out.
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there should be a domestic european group, like that :
- "domestic american"
- "domestic european"
- "international"
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Champaign Anon, you’re my target. Shipping out this week.
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Yo, North, fyi my fish seem to enjoy the definitely not cursed obsidian skull you included last year!
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>>64603269
No.
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Motor cop diesel fuel!

Looks like I matched with you, brother. On your wishlist it says you're a fan of American and Ukrainian gear, is there anything specific you had in mind? Also, I noticed you listed 6mm in your calibers. If I was to send you some airsoft gear, what brand name do you prefer it from? I heard that Umarex and Tokyo Marui are the most reputable.
>>64601316
BANG
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>>64603388
Damn you've got the worst luck. Mrs Klaus died, but maybe you can take another shot, live, and, uh....loot...the body
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>>64603591
Oh damn nevermind you ded
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>>64603598
Motherfuck!
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>>64601316
Kablam
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>>64601316
BOOM
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Fort worth anon, your main gift will have a note in it. It is important. Has to do with your gift. Shipping it this week whenever i can get to the post office
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>>64604312
Par/k/ Ranger your gift will also be going out soon whenever i can get to ups
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>>64601533
Handheld! Portable.
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>>64605096
Excellent! Anything else you want or just surprise you?
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>>64596674
Hate to complain, but you didn't put anything specific in your wish list, so I'm asking here, is there anything you really wanted?
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>>64602088
Shit I thought I turned it off
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>>64557036
On Monday/Tuesday I'm going to pack up some nice big books and other things and send them off to Florida. I hope you'll enjoy anon.
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>>64605502
I wonder if ratshot would be manageable in the wristwrecker5000, could be a viable use for such a gun
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JG of AK
you will be receiving two packages, one walmart is sending, one i am sending.
i hope you can enjoy them both to the fullest. one is what you wanted, one is what i wanted to send you. i will be including a hand written card to expand on my thoughts.
please post any anime you enjoy so i can further decorate.
Merry Christmas, you sonuvabitch
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>>64605398
I'm pretty new to weapons and weapons accesories in general. Maybe it would be better as a suprise! Thank you!
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>>64596674
Got it picked up, danke schön
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>>64607130
Duly noted. I'll send some stuff that every gun owner should have
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BZ from OH: Are there any foods that you're allergic too? I don't want to send you something that's gonna give you hives or send you to the ER.
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>>64605502
I am currently in the hunt for a good shoulder holster for my CZ-75 or BHP. That might be out of budget though so check if an LGS has something like that in the bargain bin. There's one near me that has a literal wagon full of used holsters and not one for a CZ. Only leather one they had was for a J frame which I can pocket carry.

Either that or an M65 jacket in 6 color desert (Chocolate Chip) would be nice. I have one in M81 pattern that I wear all the time. Just beware that commercial copies tend to use polyester which I can't wear.

Usually a bunch of small but useful things is great.
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>>64605502
>>64609139
This is the parks I'm talking about. Apparently they were never made in 6 color but 3 color is easy to get.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/127522409513?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=127522409513&targetid=2447637175608&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9030873&poi=&campaignid=23193939981&mkgroupid=188302977072&rlsatarget=pla-2447637175608&abcId=10495177&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23193939981&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh_MzRGKcnJE-1XgxOmwIg_fk&gclid=Cj0KCQiA6NTJBhDEARIsAB7QHD0kxox3pWB9Jyo4oclutN17RyhdsmCBDP9V15_t9Gqz5bLzX6RAVj4aAoJuEALw_wcB
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>>64603388
Howdy Strelok!
Shot ya an email
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>>64591845
Bang!
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>>64609403
Yooo Motor Cop! I can only access my email from home, and im working a double tonight. But as soon as I get home around 8:30am, I'll respond to it!
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Anon W of Minnesota:
Your package is 50% complete. I just need the big ticket item to arrive and to head over to the surp store tomorrow.
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bamp
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>>64609410
Nice job anon, you survived your wendigo encounter and have successfully saved Missus Klaus
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>>64608738
Allergies are of no concern.
Appreciate the effort.
o7
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Someone is getting a special surprise in their box
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>>64612699
pls be in london
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>>64612712
lol no, I would never send anything good to the Br*t*sh.
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Chomerax, is there any camo pattern you prefer? Also, you are like the exact same size as me it sounds like so I'll be using myself as reference for whether or not shit fits lmao.
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hello, not sure where to ask this but seeing how you guys did some shopping I was wondering if any of you know of some discount codes on the Palmetto state site
im buying some stuff and realized even a 10% off coupon code would be a great deal right now
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Ivanhoe anon, im afraid your patch won't make it in time but you'll get the other two items by Christmas. I'll see if i can request it to be just shipped directly to you instead of getting added to the box.
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VORSICHT!

Once logistics finishes tactically acquiring items, there is a large supply drop that has been approved for B of NJ.
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>>64603304
They are too simple minded to head the voices. I've got you're artwork and card decorating my desk btw. Tho my lazy ass still hasn't gotten around to baking those brownies
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Tism hit and I just realized I forgot to put my name with my sign up so if your anon is in Fate TX, you got Red Moon :’)

My anon in Ohio is getting some fun stuff. Gonna be a whirlwind to get everything in before ship day.

>captcha: yaawn
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>>64575494
>>64592313
>>64604312
Hello Par/k/Ranger =D I apologize for not responding to you sooner, I have just been really busy with all of the Christmas shopping (and decorating), so its been really chaotic with little freetime and I keep forgetting to respond but I have seen your replies and I appreciate it Ranger, thank you very much and this is my first year so idk what to expect but THANK YOU :P

>I got linked with a anon from Austin :), but I don't see him in the thread.
I'm still getting your goods together AustinAnon and I'm nearly done, but something I ordered in the mail for you may not be here before the deadline unfortunately (its been delayed I think), so I may have to ship it out separately if thats alright. There is a lot of cool stuff in your package you'll enjoy :P
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>>64614024
Hope you like cursed objects >:) and candy :)
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Ak bayonet for size

Bulgaranon u are a smooth and sneaky mo'fucka.
Your customs declaration form is audacious to say the least, but it seems theyve let you get away with it and i had no spoilers, so win-win. Very very curious as to what is in there.

Have a merry /k/ristmas!

P.S: i still have the semeuse silver coins you gifted (and added some more to the stack) aswell as the arrowpencil and the picture of the saint (its sticking on my intercom to shield from unwanted raids).
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>>64614024
Same.

If anyone got anon from Clarksville, TN. It’s me lmao.
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>>64614024
>>64614923
My target didn't leave a name or pseudonym either, guess I'll have to be creative
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>>64614779


I am so glad man. That whole sneaky scuence has a name here "tarikatlak". No way i am sharing with those corrupt cunts at the customs what s precosely inside so they can steal it.

Also the old ladies at the P.O are my people. We greet each other by name, and every Secret Santa, they go "Oohhh someone must have been very good this year for that much presents!"

Then i always say, " I have the detailed list " to which they reply "Cookies and souvenirs as usual?".
"Yes, m'mam." And that's it.

Used again your precious knife the other day to cut a new pipe for my bike's carburator.

Enjoy and hail victory!
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>>64615277
Forget the tripofagry

Deutschland Erwache!
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>>64614923
Also don't think I specified lol. Kinston, NC here.
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>>64615277
Happy to hear it's still holding up fine.
You're a good man!

Frohe Weihnacht, Kamerad!
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>>64614923
Lmao me either I’m in Cedar Park, TX
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>>64615417
Do you have optics? Like decent ones?
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>>64615937
I own a PK-AS for my AK, so yes and no.
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Par/k/ ranger your package has been shipped via UPS and the tracking number emailed to ahab. Eta is the 12th. When you open it on whatever thread is up at /k/hristmas please post, i forgot to put a note in there before i sealed it up and ran out of tape but some stuff is tucked away so it didnt get ruined in shipping and you might not find it right away
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What is the legality of sending individual pieces that, when assembled, make a receiver?
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>>64616643
Depends on local laws but the serialized part i guess, or whatever the lower is or the upper? Whatever part that would go to an ffl would probably go to an ffl, I dont even begin to know what that would be on this
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>>64616766
the "lower" is over a dozen pieces with nuts and bolts holding them together.
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>>64616643
Two separate shipments sounds like the way to go :D
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>>64616643
Does brass blast you in the face? Would a left handed upper solve that? Or would that not work with the trigger parts
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>>64616844
>Does brass blast you in the face?
No
>Would a left handed upper solve that?
It would look cooler.
>>64616844
>Or would that not work with the trigger parts
You just swap the left side with the right side.
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Post trees
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This is Aus/cuck from Queensland oblast.
Bugarian anon - your parcel was shipped. Tracking in email to u and ahab. Sorry for delay.
French anon - thanks for the parcel! Won't post a pic as requested.
And my santa from Lithuania, I hope there's a address so I can ship you something in return. Shoot me an email if you can. Contact ahab for it if you don't.
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>>64557036
>
I think something went wrong, Hopefully nobody is matched to me, is my only worry, because I matched to nobody
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Boy have i been busy lately. I’m glad the thread is more active and we had more signups before the deadline. I’m feeling good about this year with the gift exchanges. Got some good stuff in store.
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>>64617729
ausanon, you can post pics, just avoid the card with my beautiful handwriting
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>>64617729
Cheers brah. I doubt it will arrive before Christmas but one can hope. Thanks anyway and Merry Christmas.
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>>64617880
Send an email to Ahab, where are you located? someone in the thread may be your santa
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Festive Spurdo spotted at USPS, and he is headed your way Champaign IL anon.
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>>64618930
I swear I’m not Australian.
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Cajun Santa your gift is on its way.
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FLanon, second parcel on route.
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>>64617880
Let me know who you are. Send me an email and i will check on the status.
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Angry Hornets, are you on a watchlist already?
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>>64616230
sounds great, i look forward to it. thanks anon
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>>64614045
greetings. your pac/k/age will be shipped out on the 12th, it is the soonest i can get to town
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>>64620096
My friend, this is the secret santa for the watchlist.
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I wish someone would gift me a Pietta 1860 army sheriff’s model. :(
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Kevman, just waiting on one more item to come before launch.
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Riley, your items are still shipping because there were delays from the place I ordered them (high order volume). I’m hoping to get it received and shipped by the 15th
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>>64591845
rollin
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>>64621942
fuck

>>64592307
rollin
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>>64621945
im gonna commit sudoku
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>>64620523
Did you match with someone?
I have a used version in 36 I could send if we have an odd number signup.
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WeindusdyHunter@
I'm deliberately edging you till the 15th.

Im going present shopping this weekend before I send.
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>>64617729
seems like sunday was the last time i was able to track ur package as it went on a plane. Auspost at least has it registred but also not more intel. Hope it arrives well and intact and doesnt get raped by rama-rama abos at auspost.
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>>64590767
I got all your stuff in the mail. It will be shipped out tomorrow or the day after.
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>>64622040
hot
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>>64557036
>Mfw I forgot about se/k/ret Santa because I was busy doing gay army shit and hunting
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>>64622040
My favorite camo is M81 and I've got ARs, shotguns and revolvers. Just in it for the good time.
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>>64622481
Maybe (you) guys should try to do a B SIDE post secret Santa, in like January.
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Shoreham Anon, Copley OH Anon, and Hugo OK anon. Your gifts will be sent soon. I have everything but i still need to acquire boxes.

BTW, is any one of you okay with getting a NSFW gift by chance? Nothing too raunchy.
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Ohio Weeb Anon, your holiday cheer care package is about to be mailed. With extreme prejudice.
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>>64623028
>pic rel
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>>64616116
Your stuff is all together, just have to ship. One of the items is a Large Long bc I couldn’t find XL, sorry.
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>>64623028
Nice, my box for Colorado anon is awaiting last minute additions. Send what you'd like to Ohio, it is a strange land.
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Motorcop, I've got a few more items I'm waiting on, but your gift is almost fully put together. Will be shipping as soon as I can.
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page7 bamp
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>>64576692

Sorry, just saw this. Probably too late by now but preferably edc belt like kore essentials 1.5in belts!
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>>64606007

That is awesome and I appreciate it. I also understand that I live in timbuktoo and appreciate anything shipped my way. Amazon/Walmart/flat rate is usually the best but it certainly puts a damper on the nice handmade touches that I see a lot of you all have.

Merry Christmas man. I appreciate you! PS it's -14 here currently. Can I come live with you?
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>>64622315

I hope you like your presents if you're the guy from NY. I'm from Alaska so I ordered straight to you to save money on shipping to me and then back to you. It's a good mix of stuff you wanted and hopefully stuff you like that I chose for ya. Merry Christmas duder!
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REMINDER: THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND FOR BUYING PRESENTS BEFORE YOU ARE EXPECTED TO LAUNCH TO YOUR TARGETS.

Monday the 15th is the shipping deadline!

Godspeed anons and Merry Christmas!



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