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>Yesterday, an incident occurred in one of Russia’s bomber aviation regiments involving an aircraft that was parked inside a shelter.

>According to the Russian propagandist Fighterbomber, the ejection system accidentally activated on board.

>As a result, both the pilot and the navigator were killed, suffering fatal injuries.

>The incident likely involved either a Su-34 fighter-bomber or a Su-24 frontline bomber.

>Such cases occur due to improper maintenance of the ejection system or accidental activation.

>In 2021, there was already an incident of unintentional ejection involving Russian pilots in occupied Crimea, on a Su-30SM fighter.

>At that time, the incident occurred during pre-flight preparations: both the pilot and the navigator survived, but a technician sustained burns.

How common are these types of accidents?
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me after taco bell
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an experienced pilot is worth more than the aircraft itself, even now that they cost billions to make. but i doubt they were experienced at all.
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>inb4 this was yet another incident of Slavs bumming each other going wrong
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>>64614418
>Trying to give the wizzo a handy in the dark
>Accidentally pull ejection handle instead
yeah I could see it
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>>64614399
>accidentally
Hmmmmmm
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>>64614432
Jerking their yokes in the cockpit
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>>64614402
Painfully unfunny.
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>>64614399
>This and an AN-22 crashing

Is Zigger Plane Death season on again?
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>>64614490
>AN-22 crashing
I hope it took many ziggers with it
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>>64614498
No injuries)))))))
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>>64614502
Eternalflightbros.......
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>>64614399
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>>64614502
Just a hard landing incompatible with living
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>>64614399
US has some due to training tempo, normally once every 6-7 years for an active air force that isn't Botswana. Idk why everyone says they slammed into the roof when in reality the cockpit didn't even properly clear so they got shoved through shattering glass and salsa'ed.
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>>64614438
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>>64614399
Eternal headache
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>>64614502
Injuries were compatible with life, comrade))))))))))))))))))))
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>>64614502
so there was nobody on board
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>>64614399
Seems to be a recurring problem in Russian aviation (see 2021), their ejection seats suck and they don't maintain them properly... just a little corrosion on the electrical systems can cause it to misfire.
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>>64614399
Oh so that’s why they try not to use aircraft hangers, it all makes sense now why they let their aircraft rot out in the elements
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>>64614556
Well, they did slam into the ceiling while they got rammed through the canopy.

I actually don't know at what point in the ejection sequence the rocket motors ignite, so the whole thing may have been on a downward spiral even after they were sliced by their canopy and squished against the roof when the rockets lit off and sent the seat on a crazy tour around the shelter.
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>>64614660
Nah, not building shelters was just a cost saving measure.
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>>64614399
This is a known issue with the Su-24

https://youtu.be/jklGQxAOoo8?si=Y931uUDM1n3KRg-M
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>>64614677
Is that the one where yanking on the stick got tangled up in the rear tail moving bits and yeeted niggers into low orbit?
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>rf pilot
good riddance to that human waste
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>>64614681
Yup
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>>64614681
Yes. And in typical Soviet fashion things got worse, because the seat fell on top of another parked aircraft.

But that time, nobody got hurt.
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>>64614464
i see someone else also hit the ceiling after a 5G dirrhea
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>>64614502
Landing incompatible with life, please understand
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>>64614418
>g-guys we're all slavs actually t-they're just as bad as us at least!
i can't think of any other "people" as ceaselessly disgusting as russians, not even muslims/jews would sink so low as to resort to some "we're all semites" shtick to at least drag the other down with them
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>>64614399
>How common are these types of accidents?
not common enough since russia still has an air force
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>>64614677
The ejection controls on the co-pilot can easily get stuck to the control stick, so when you push it forward you trigger an ejection. They have to MANUALLY hold the rudders up before take off so that this doesn't happen.

Very typically Russian: a clear design flaw which they work around through training and hope people don't forget about it.
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>>64614399
>>Such cases occur due to improper maintenance of the ejection system or accidental activation.
I think I figured out what faulty part set off the ejection system.
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>>64614556
Ejection seats have spikes to break the glass retard.
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>>64614556
The actual reports state they smashed into the roof, and I'll trust that over your headcanon
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>>64615153
Meanwhile the inferior west has flexible ejection handles so this doesn't happen.
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>>64615187
Depends on type. Some canopies are designed to be completely ejected before the seat goes, some canopies have detcord in them, some seats have spikes that break the canopy.
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>>64615274
Most have redundancies, that even if the canopy doesn't separate/blow, the seat can still safely bust through it.
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In the west Zero-Zero is a good thing, in russia it just means you have zero chance of survival, both on the ground and in the air
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>>64614677
>Stunt Navigator
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>>64614502
>An-22 officially retired in 2024
>still flying in 2025
>7 crew on board
wtf were they doing? If it was a ferry flight to a museum or something, it wouldn't have that many crew on board.
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>>64615263
They also have an ejection arming lever (the one next to the pilot's left hand in the pic), which you do not engage until it's actually safe to eject (ie not under a fucking concrete ceiling).
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>>64614399
>Ejection seat malfunction
Very rare. The system doesn't see a lot of wear and tear and pilots are pretty insistent about it being in working order.
>Slamming into the ceiling
Extremely rare. It's often procedure to not arm, fuel, or even man planes until they're out of the hangers and away from all the expensive tools. Helps keep pilots from ejecting into ceilings.
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>>64615517
There's nothing you can't achieve if you put enough persistence behind it.
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>>64615439
>officially retired
Official shit doesn't mean anything in russia
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>>64614677
>si=
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>>64615439
Vodka run
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>>64615517
This anon is a huge fucking retard
This is war-time, these birds have an astronomically high operational tempo, the pilots and crew are Russian and actively under threat from long range drones.
Do I really need to elaborate on why your google AI-tier answer isn't worth the ten gallons of water it required to compute?
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>>64615517
>procedure
>puccian air force
maybe they have a procedure for stacking tires on planes lmao
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>>64614399
Before I was allowed to access the crypto gear in an aircraft we had to go through egress training on how to avoid setting off the ejection system.
The videos and descriptions of what could happen were gruesome.
Scrape off the ceiling with a spatula level energy.
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>>64614399
>two pilots eject into shelter roof
Q: I wonder what was the last thing that went through their mind?
A: Their ass
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>>64615620
>>64615627
>With Russians
Oh, I thought OP was asking in general. Yeah, Russian safety and maintenance is...not good.
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>>64615517
This is the same russian air force that has been forced to crowdfund everything from weedwackers to forklifts since day 1 of the war.
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>>64614556
6 7 lmajej
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>>64615919
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>No one can tell I'm not forklift qualified
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Might've been a prank gone wrong
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There aren't any other russia threads in the 'log so in gonna ask here: does anyone have any updates from Pokrovsk? I've got a distinct feeling that the recent spam wave might have something to do with the situation there
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>>64616721
Last I heard they "took it" but at an absolutely insane loss of life. Ukies just moved back to the next position and set up defense. Rinse and repeat until TZD.
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>>64614399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve0iK8vHR4Q
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>>64614438
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>>64614672
I don't think it counts as cost savings if the program is funded but nothing actually gets built because the entire budget is embezzled.
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>>64616721
>>64616744
No news is bad news, for the Russians.
They are quite literally in the exact same position as a month ago, which was a stunning 5 meters further than the month before.
I would expect the fighting to continue for two more weeks, at least.
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>>64615439
They have a hard time finding parts to maintain their aircrafts so they use whatever they can
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>>64614432
Bullshit. A Russian would never give a reach around.
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>>64617449
Well, duh. These planes are side-by-sides.
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>>64615882
Limited stick time, high tempo, already poor maintenance being pushed to breaking point by said tempo and supply chain disruptions, it'd be weirder if something like this didn't happen sooner or later.
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>>64614399
>>64614438
>>Target eliminated. Well done Agent 47!
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>>64614541
As of 25 minutes ago you need to have an account to watch Youtube.
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>>64614502
Kek
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>>64615919
That level of bomb transfer os remarkably safe compared to the usual
Pic rel and source for pic
https://fixupx.com/i/status/1997771326254100659
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>>64616744
Polymarket still running iirc so no they haven't taken it definitively. Soon though probably but you know how bad Russian performance is.
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>>64614509
Yeah... Fly forever in hell, wrapped in glass-wool. Eternal flight for you and eternal pain.
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>>64614732
Do yourself a huge favor and stop trying to be funny.
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another one btw.
is it safer to be on the front or to be a pilot?
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>be fighter pilot
>be trained to reflexively pull ejection handle because I might die if I have to consciously think about it
>sit in plane
>look down
>OH SHIT I'M ONLY LIKE 7 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND AAAAAAAA
>pull ejection handle reflexively
Many such cases
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>>64618549
>be trained
>Russian
Lol.
Lmao.
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>>64618461
>pants with skidmarks are behind this post
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>>64618674
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon
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Amazing failure
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>>64614399
>>64614541
>>64614677
>>64615153
But how does this happen inside a hanger?
And does a single ejection trigger both seats?
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>>64619236
Because Russia.

Sometimes.
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>>64615919
Yeah but the weird part is that it's not common for other air forces at similar tempos. Russians have to be a special kind of stupid.
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>>64614490
it didn't crash they just had a looney tunes incident with the seats inside of the hangar due to (lack of) zigger maintenance
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>>64618542
Trick question, both of them get Eternal flight anyways
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>>64622541
Well in a normal airforce they'd spend ages teaching munitions handling and prep, that kind of doesn't work in Russia for the simple fact that they have to use Russians who are dumb, lazy niggers that take pride in not doing their job until beaten with a stick.
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>>64614934
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>>64623619
kek
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>>64619236
A single ejection triggers both seats because if the pilot is gone the gunner is fucked anyways if he's not leaving.
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>>64615454
And GROUND PINS.
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>>64616721
Still not taken
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>>64614402
jej
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>>64614418
I just assume that's the case 80% of the time.
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>>64615156
Before or after they pawned off a part of the plane?
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>>64622671
>Hop on the deck and flop like a fish!
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>>64614399
>the tutorial level has become real
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>>64617302
>>64617699
Superbly memed.
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>>64614502
So the Cock is in the reservoir?
Does everyone know everything?
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>>64625062
They found out where the lobster goes in winter.
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>>64625080
The snibbety is snabbed
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>>64625191
If only the tzar knew...



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