>>64622363
he's feline, he's already weaponized

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>>64622363
If they had thumbs there's be no catfags left and the rest of us would be declaring war

>>64622363
Look at that picture, he's already got a knife. How much more weaponized do you need him to be?

>>64622363
What a nice pussy cat, I could never fight him. Imagine a whole army of them, I would say pspspspspsps and let them smell my hand so we could be friends.
You could weaponize him by mounting a remotely aimed laser pointer on top of his head to designate targets for him :3

>>64622363
Cat-like animals have evolved separately multiple times. Cats are pretty much crabs of land predators, if you want to be a God's perfect murder machine you become a cat. It's already a weapon.
Thus, the most logical way to weaponize a cat is attaching an underbarrel grenade launcher.

>deadly_apex_predator.mov
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6CX-EnLYJrg

>>64622363
cats of Olde
>godly
>tool using

cats of today
>atheist
>dumb

>>64622363
put those cock fighting razor spurs on its front paws

>>64622528
what about a large cat that deploys several, still deadly, smaller cats?

like we take a Siberian tiger and give him a harness that deploys a few floppas or a couple snow leopards

>>64623426
he already has cock fighting razor spurs on his claws its called his very flexible murder beans.. a chicken claw is about as dexterous as your mother, a cat paw may as well be have the dexterity of a humans without having any thumbs

you ever see a chicken slap a fucking finch out of the air?

>>64622399
Girl went from white to Asian in the last second of the vid.

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>>64622373
fpbp

>>64623442
browns literally attach razor blades to fighting cocks. A few get killed every year from collateral damage
you can never get the sharpness and length out of keratin/enamel that can be achieved through metals

>>64623769
Victorian Brits used to do the same. I've seen a steel cockspur made by Joseph Rodgers, the famous Sheffield cutler.

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>>64622363
>a caracal
You know someone already did, right?

>>64622528
I like this idea.

>bedroom_defense_squad.mpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuKpYIyz24c

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/tg/ crossover episode time

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>>64622363
Animals used to be much better armed. What happened?

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>>64622363
You're behind the power curve gramps.

>>64623456
My gf does that sometimes