>mom found the AK under my bedBad hiding spots thread, I guess.
Not in the sense of finding but I'm pretty sure I left a few grand inside a door frame of the house I sold a couple years ago. It seemed like a good place to stash it when I was hanging a new door but I didn't find the envelope when I unpacked my files after my new house got built and the only place I can think of it being is behind a trim piece in the master bedroom.
>>64623651That’s an ugly child
>>64623716It's a halfanigger, whadaya expect?
>>64623651I always thought at the back of a closet with drywall over it would be good enough to hide from crazy wife/ burgulars/ cops when some dick head calls a "welfare check" on you
>>64623651>Bad hiding spots1. Up your ass. It's the first place guards check when being sent to prison.2. Straight up brandishing the gun 24/7. Whoever invented the term "hiding in plain sight" is a liar.3. Inside a police evidence locker. They claim to always store what they deem is evidence, but I saw my custom race gun being carried by the sheriff; he just stole it.
>>64624191I had my guns stolen by the cops too anon. I share your pain.
>>64624195The fact that you couldn't understand satire when the first hiding spot was "up your ass" means that you're probably the type of guy to give the cops a reason to confiscate stuff.
>>64623651One time my mom called the cops while I was at work because she thought there was a break in, and the cops thought I was a weird drug dealer because of my prescriptions, glock 43 just sitting out on some anime figure boxes, and tip money
>>64623716My apologies Mr. President. I will make sure you have more fuckable examples in the future.
>>64624205So you didn't loose a custom race gun to the cops?
>>64623716many amazing racial hybrids and some ethnic horrors that will be beyond the powers of future anthropologists to unravel.
>>64624205>I was pretending to be retardedNext thing you'll say is you don't even own guns>>64624216Did the piggies take that? If so my condolences
>>64623702Are you a fucking drug dealer?
>>64625984No, just a paranoid alcoholic.
