>Imagine being a chinese soldier freshly parachuted into appalachia and meeting one of these specimens for the first timeWhat do?
Knowing the Chinese, they'd probably VX the whole region without discrimination.
>>64629440They don't look like much of a threat desuTry thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CXeQR_V3lk
>>64629440Squeal like a pig
>>64629440throw a bag of meth to distract them
>>64629440I thought the nigger was supposed to be America's native great ape, but now I'm not so sure.The Chinks would just use flamethrowers, just in case this retardation is infectious.
Why the hell are they punching themselves? Are they brain damaged?
The chinese would bring plenty of fentanyl to win hearts and minds.
>>64629440assume a submissive pose and respectfully declare your unconditional surrender while offering his sister to him.
>>64629747Hot af would love to be "man"-handled by white male like this>t.chink femboy
>>64629440Shoot it, this is the same retarded machismo the Russians love and bullets work on them just fine.
>>64629447Are we sure the VX didnt cause this to begin with?
I always think of that video of the dude who's acting crazy and headbutts a car and then instantly gets ko'd with a punch to the jaw.
Goddam mutants. Somethings off with the water up there
Why would the chinks drop paratroopers into Appalachia in the first place? What is there that's worth securing?
>>64629831kys fag
>>64629440Some of us are just built different.
>>64629440I'd offer the fine young gentlemen some high proof alcohol and make friends for life.Either that or meth.
>>64630659Story behind these gentlemen?
>>64629448Knackers from Rathkeale and Tuam vs Appalachian Hillbillies? Bare knuckle. Live bouts. This is the show we have ALL been waiting for.
>>64629440Literally a low effort /pol/ thread taken straight from twitter.
>>646306754 Amish teens who couldnt grow beards at the time got their hands on some booze and were joyriding a horse and buggy. The cops picked them up and took their mugshots and the world got to see that even if youre inbred, clean farm living can lead you to being massive
>>64630675https://www.wlns.com/news/michigan/beer-and-buggy-lead-to-arrest-for-amish-youth/It happens all the time. To explain, the Amish/Mennonite and such communities are notoriously inbred. This is primarily from the Founder effect since these communities were all initially established by extremely small groups of individuals and their descendants have been cousin-3-times-removed-fucking since. Plus there's not much inflow of fresh blood into them either.
>>64630675They were shot in IMAX
These aren't even Americans. Look at their pants. OP isn't American either, else he would've known this. The fact that I'm the first to point this out makes me wonder how many actual Americans are itt.Chinese weapons are irrelevant because they'd never make it to Appa
>>64629440They’re not generating a lot of knockout power doing that bullshit. None of these idiots genuinely know how to fight. Lol@the idiot who knocked out his own tooth
>>64629440>be first chink platoon sent into the Appalachians>get raped by the locals>get raped by some Bigfoot's>get raped by the locals again
>>64629737Appalachian hill people go back to before the White Man ever set foot on Turtle Island.
>>64629448The overwhelming culture and immigration to Appalachia is Ulster-Scots.
>>64630709>cousin-3-times-removedStudies from Iceland show the inbreeding deterioration doesn't kick in until 2nd cousins
>>64629440What Chinese people do with every living creature they encounter: Turn it into a stew.
>>64630705Amish don't grow out their beards until they get married.
It sucks knowing that no one will ever invade the Appalachians. There's so many good spots to fight in around here and they'll never be used.
>>64631275>he doesn't partake in large scale military exercises with his homiesngmi
>>64631275There is still time for Fallout 76 to become a reality.
>>64630659>Some of us are just built different.the news had some fucked up photo that got niggered up by whoever sent it over
>>64629440I see the rural/Appalachia hate house niggers made it to /k/.
>>64631787That hair looks like a character builder.
>>64631881it's based
>>64629831>chink femboyLife on easy mode
>>64629440have y'all a-said thankee yit?
>>64631787
so who won? the guy fighting himself or me laughing at this shit.
>>64629737one of americas greatest ironies is the people who say the word 'nigger' out loud the most are usually just white niggerslikely the ancestors of those who profited directly off the slave labor of people we stole from Africa, his grandpa was probably the one whippin darkies and calling them disgusting while he simultaneously has sex with their women.. but I suppose I'm the fool for expecting the white southerners to not immediately try and fuck their cattle when nobody is looking.
>here's some free meth now how about we join forces to shoot at the government
>>64629440*bang*
>>64632436>we stole from africathats how i can tell youre a faggot. no one stole anything, it was rightfully bought and paid for from other africans
>>64632436>we stole from Africaoy vey, that sounds pretty kosher
>>64632490>goes to africa>buys blacks>brings them here>expect them to endure eternal servitude >after america just escaped eternal servitudealso are you implying the ones who were sold by their own people wanted it to happen? they were effectively stolen from their own home and now they're here, it's literally the souths fault niggers exist in the capacity they do. If you don't understand how that's possible you're retarded.>get your teeth kicked in because you don't want to work>instead of having every 18+ yo male shot/hung we let you live>stop short of burning the entire south to the ground and letting the blacks have it>Abe gets his head blown off and and all his work is undone by the VP>now we have a group of people who are somehow free but also simultaneously not allowed to do anything>wonder why half of them wear their pants around their ankles in 2025
>>64632536im not arguing with a fag, take that reddit shit elsewhere bitch
>>64631275History shows that mountainous terrain helped indigenous people survive conquests that would have wiped them out all over the world. Those Appalachian mutants will still be there after WW IV
>>64630700>Knackers from Rathkeale and TuamThey're armed with slash hooks the Hillbillies would not have a hope>>64631106They are not Ulster-Scots, they are travellers completely different thing.
>>64632536>also are you implying the ones who were sold by their own people wanted it to happen?yes they wanted rid of that scumbag tyrone who kept pissing in the well so told the Arabs they could have him for some beads, a tale as old as Africa
>>64632473>round fucken tumbles past the dude
>>64630659Tell me I'm not the only one who thought of "Titan" from the Megamind movie when they saw the dude on the left.
>>64629440>What do?Have a nice conversation about the Oxford Study and tell them about my 3 sisters.
>>64629440Those hits are like 30% power at best.
>>64630823>idiot who knocked out his own toothThinking that was his gum? But, yeah.
>>64634517>Tighten from MegamindI thought so too.
I don't think the chinks would be averse to using chemical weapons/thermobombarics/cluster munitions/poison gas. They won't even know what hit them
>>64630659Somewhere a beanstock is missing its trolls
I would hope that they shoot these retards to remove them from the gene pool.
>>64629440 LO west taiwan drop troops is to the U.S. is a joke. They do not have a transport plane that could make it that far.
>>64630828Where's Mothman?
>>64629440I was surprised when I finally visited Appalachia that most people were actually short and really fat. Not sure why that surprised me.
>>64630659Those are Pennsylvania plainsmen
>>64633828King of sniper!
>>64629440Chinese? From the other side of the world? Who are you trying to kid?The Feds are the ones more likely to get mired in trouble over there. They're the ones commonly overstepping and overstretching themselves, be it internationally or domestically. They've done it before, during the fucking Coal Wars, for instance.
