I've got a serious strategy to beat China in WW3. Let's say we're trying to invade Shanghai: we'll humidify the fuck out of Shanghai's atmosphere with milk particles. Chinese people by-and-large are lactose intolerant, so all the Chinese soldiers will be forced to surrender due to shitting their pants or experiencing a tummy ache; meanwhile, the milk in the atmosphere will enhance the combat capabilities of western soldiers. It doesn't violate the Geneva Conventions because milk is technically not a chemical weapon, and it'd be humane too since it doesn't even cause any permanent injuries. We'll haul over all kinds of equipment and boatloads of milk to achieve it, and we could even "poison" Shanghai's water supply with milk, leaving the Chinese with zero ability to fight. There'd probably be mass desertions too since PLA soldiers would just ditch the trenches to get away from the smell of shit.I don't know if chemical weapons are within the scope of /k/, but what do you guys think? Should I try and lobby this idea to a think tank?
>>64629536If you're sneaking stuff into your enemy's water supply or whatever then it doesn't matter in the slightest how defensively you insist that it's ackshully not poison;first of all they'll never believe that it's whatever you claim it is and neither will historians, and secondly even if they did your intentions are clear regardless of whatever loopholes you can think up, and that's all that really matters.
>>64629617It's milk, bro.
Would it be a war crime to sneak beef into Indian soldiers' rations? It's not a chemical weapon, but it also means the Indians will refuse to eat it.
>>64629536Milk is actually pretty good at mass killing fish in bodies of water, believe it or not
>>64629761Didn't Indians get rather uppity about this before.
>>64629536>Chinese people by-and-large are lactose intolerantNo we're not
>>64629873Don't you lie!
>>64629536It won't work as well as you think. Look at >>64629911Mongolia has 80%+ population of lactose intolerance according to this chart, but Mongolians eat an absolute fuckton of dairy.
>>64629925The lactose content in cheese is what, less than 1%?
>>64629911I don't know how they define lactose intolerance, but of all my family and all my friends and their families, I only know 3 people who are lactose intolerant, 1 of them my aunt. the nature of their intolerance is that their shits are softer than usual, or they have to down a Gaviscon afterwards. no impairment of function whatsoever, and they continue to consume milk occasionally. (seems a tad reckless to me, but eh, not my body.) perhaps this falls within the definition of lactose intolerance in that study.there are NATO armies out there which worry more about peanut allergies than we do about milk. perhaps we're the ones who ought to be bombing with jars of Skippy, eh?
>>64629536Scratch that, better idea: Some plants have trace amounts of lactose, so we'll instead develop a plant optimised for producing lactose and then crossbreed it with an invasive, unnaturally competitive species of rice. This will at first be designed for domestic consumption in the west, marketed as a superfood. Then we'll drop these superlactose rice grains over Chinese farms and taint their main source of carbohydrates. The Chinese economy is also planned like the economy in the Hunger Games, so it would be super easy to disrupt the whole supply chain. It'll take time for the Chinese to figure out why 1.4 billion people are suddenly shitting themselves, and by the time they figure it out it will be too late because the PLA will be experiencing the effects of their tainted rations, allowing us to capture their positions.
>>64629536Yeah but no one breathe through stomach and rural chinese also have no quam about deficating in the public.
>>64629925Would
Imagine the smell
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>>64629536>lactose intolerance Just keep drinking milk until you're no longer intolerant, lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90rEkbx95w
>>64633260I was about to post this one as well. Lactose intolerance is a meme, you can just keep drinking it until the explosive diarrhea subsides, and then you won't be intolerant any more (though you'll need to keep consuming it to maintain lactase production).
>>64629761Blame it on muslims and they'll descend into civil war
My Chink dad drank whole milk till the day he died. The constant diarrhea didn't phase him in the least.
>>64629536That’ll just make them fart a lot
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