I can’t even narrow it down to a calibre. Is he worried about polar bears, awake parents, or just something to help put down the slow reindeer?
10mm.
>>64629669He has at least one of everything in his bag.
Rule one of Santa. Don't fuck with Santa.
>>64629669it's easily missed because you're all uncultured swine, but Santa rolls with a posse.Ergo, he doesn't roll with just one. he brings a backup. then he also brings his friends, they are also all armed and have backups.The names of his crew are Hardrock, Coco, and Joe.
>>64629766It's a majic bag
Mel Gibson is best Santa. He's even better than the real Santa. Except maby in his choice in women. But Santa's wife has def got to be on the Nice List!
I'm pretty sure Kyle Lamb carried either a sig p365 or a springfield hellcat for a while.
>>64630316Based and Chicago Christmas-pilled.I never understood why Santa looked Chinese.