>Just scrub the toilet bro
>>64632512if you are a young south american or north african that went throught conscription thats a promotion
>>64632512Isn't discipline the thing every army teaches by forcing you to scrub the toilet ?
>>64632523I hate brazilians
Five years ago, I scrubbed thirty thousand toilets in the blink of an eye, and the brazilians just fuckin' shit. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of discipline, no shortage of conscription. I know you understand.
Such thick, beautiful, manly necks, and yet they still couldn't hold Mali>>64632579Best one yet
>>64632718They held Mali pretty well actually they just left because of political reasons
>>64632718they did fine in mali what do you mean
>>64632718We are the most powerful janitors in the history of man. Every toilet is our toilet. Because what shits over here, lands over there. We don't get to shit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern housekeeping is the difference between the prospering of India, and utter Brazilian destruction. We can't give you hygeine. But we can give you bobs and vagene. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of oxi-clean. Sure it matters who's got the biggest dick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for discipline. A time for minimum wage. History is written by the benchod. Let's get to work.https://youtu.be/FXLY_5xaYFo?list=RDFXLY_5xaYFo&t=105
>>64632579>Five years ago, I scrubbed thirty thousand toilets in the blink of an eye, and the brazilians just fuckin' shit. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of discipline, no shortage of conscription. I know you understand.KEK, I also admire you persistence over the tears 30000 fren, full snake kudos to you, you made it, it is a meme
>>64632579U-Bend Land was a democraticmilitary regime that suddently appeared incentral Asia in 1997. When their cleaning took place, the brush Army, formedaround bleach, sent in a suppressive unit immediatly. U-Bend Land resistedby gathering a band of stains from nations around the world andfortifying most of its toilets. As a result, the brush Army was repeatedlydefeated, and U-Bend Land declared its independence. Due to the active rolescrubbing played, this war was called the 'scrubbing War' and U-BendLand was referred to as an heavily stained nation. A brushless nation with agroup of strong discolorations surrounded by a tough stain.
>>64632579>>64632947>>64633014??????
>>64633947painful forced meme, hes been trying desperately to make it happen for over a year now and its just not working.
>>64633958Kekkles
>>64632512>just guard the spaceport in a mosquito-infested jungle bro!At least they get to aura farm.
>>64632512But I don't want to scrub the toilet.
>>64637811Then join the Indian Legion?
>french
Fun fact: if you go infantry in the US this is also your fate
>>64637890Kek
Back in 1905 when they were still based in Addis Abeba the legionnaires didnt only have to scrub their own toilets on base, they literally had to clean the city sewers for the mudslimes. "In the Foreign Legion" by Erwin Rosen, from 1905. In the common domain, downloadable on gutenberg.org and other sites. It is a fucking grim read. And that was years after they banned putting legionnaires into fucking oubliettes.
>>64638236Yeah, this type of shit continued well into the 1970s, for example the PELE, a disciplinary company in Algeria where they would make the offenders wear weighted vests with wire instead of proper straps that would cut into their shoulders. There are rumors that even later than that there existed a "special forestry company" in the 3REI which was supposedly a cover name for a penal company.
