ND threadI NDed a .300 Win Mag in my living room>end of hunting season>plop down in my recliner with my model 70 to clean it and put up for the year>The bolt on the older ones won't open on safe or half safe>Guess I had my finger on the trigger>Fucking BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM into my fireplace>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like a motherfucker>mortar and little chunks of fire brick on what seems like every square fucking inch of the houseJesus Christ that was awful
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>>64636754>go to clean glonck>swear i dropped the magazine out>pull slide back make sure chamber is empty>let it go forward, begin to disassemble it>pull trigger to let slide forward>*BANG*>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWhew, nothing i couldve done different but these things just happen, thats why you always point it away from yourself
>>64636754i loaded .40 into 9mmdidnt blow up
>be me>watch End of Evangelion for the first time>fast forward to the scene of Misato chambering her USP>"woah that was bad ass">get my USP>do the "Misato drill", not once, not twice but 10 times>eventually match the timing of the scene>"one more time, let's take the safety off">ND into floor