Tell me /k/ what makes a good soldier?
>>64645479My peanus weanus of course:)
>>64645479The ability to post three shitposts a minute under any ban, sir.
>>64645479>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Tongue is missing as usual>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Ducos">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>>64645517By jove sir this might be the best answer I have seen from a scallywag!
>>64645479smart enough not to get your team killed out of stupidity dumb enough to follow orders that could get your team killed out of stupidity
>>64645479Listen to what your officer says but use common sense if he's doing complete utter bullshit. Stay fit, keep your landnav skills up, train rifle in your own time alongside allotted time.
>>64645528
>>64645479Motivated, but not over eager.Dutiful, but not blind.Intelligent, but not presumptuous.Aggressive, but restrained.Courageous, but not suicidal.
>>64645528And I wouldn't want it any other way
>>64645528>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gunOnly thing missed out is that it kills horse riders while avoiding the horse.
>>64645479In this age, in past ages, in any age, shitpost.
>>64645703War never changes.
>>64645528>>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"KINO. HIGH KINO
>>64645814no, it was Sharpe's Gibraltar that seemed a bit oddI thought that SAS operation was about killing IRA bombers, all that stuff about briefcases and boathouses went over my head
>>64645654Problem is, you get too realistic and you're going to end up shooting the horse for real because it just broke a leg doing your stunt.You're never going to get a convincing cannonball horse decapitation anyway.
>>64645654He also forgot that Sharpe gets another promotion.
>>64645909Kek
>>64645528Now that's propa solderin'
>>64645909DRAW IT AGAIN
I saw a Sharpe thread so naturally I gave the order to make a post. That's my style.
>>64645479doing your jobfollow your trainingobey your orders
>>64648154The English soldier needs the lash
>>64646819
>>64645479>"good" he doesn't commit war crimes when he is fucking ordered to.
>>64648210He does it without orders?
>>64645479>physical fitness>common sense; not retarded>giving a shit; not just in it for bennies/a promotion/money/bragging rights; capable of motivating himself when the chips are down>maturity; knows how authority works and his place in relation to it; can shut up and be a Joe or take the initiative and lead when necessary
>>64645528Great, now that song is stuck in my head again.
>>64649326Starting to wonder what a /k/ version of that song would sound like?
>>64649393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>>64649393There's forty shillings up your bum for those who volunteer to cum to fuck the fags and fembois today fuck off shills and shitpost away
>>64649909kek
>>64649909/k/ isn't a russian board.
>>64650285I eat soup because I remember a time when there was no soup
>>64645479a good sergeant
>>64645479Keeping his mouth shut when asked dumb fool questions by a superior officer, sir.
>>64651201A good idea mes enfants.
>>64651844Now i will use the peas to explained to the woman how Sharpe will defeat my men by pretending to have calvary and artillery
>>64645909Sharpe's Troy always felt unfinished.
>>64654955>Just one small side quest. Won't take that long, right?
>>64645479Bitching about orange man on a weapons board.
>>64645517Impossible sir! The south Essex can do 2 at best on a good day!
>>64645479three shots on target before they get domed
>>64645479>so you didn't lose them. you mislaid themhow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>64656324I guess you've got to "HAND" it to me, I am "ARMED" and dangerous, hopefully nothing "UNDERHANDED" happens.
>>64645479Keeping his mouth shut when he's asked damn-fool questions by a superior officer, sir.
>>64646937This is a report from Major Anon that differs somewhat from your account, Sir AnonMajor Anon reports a number of losses; he says your first lost your head, and replied to an obvious bait post, he says you then lost your nerve, and ran from small group of trolls, he says you neglected to check ten dubs, three trips and a set of qauds, and that you finally lost your sense of honour and deleted a thread you got BTFO in, cutting off a rescue party led other anonsMajor Anon leaves the worst till the last, he says you posted cringe.>The fault was not mine, the Jannies must answerTHE JANNIES ANSWERED WITH THEIR PAY! AS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE HAD YOU ANY SENSE OF HONOUR!
>>64654955Sharpes Ring had a hell of a twist
