The bus driver in charge of Venezuela is claiming the military will not only defeat the US and sink blockading aircraft carriers, but counterattack and capture the white house. Is this a realistic goal?
>>64648775Its not any more outlandish than trump claiming that the US is headed for an economic boomits all just the opening shots in a global clown war
>>64648786An implosion is a kind of boom. He won't be in office when it happens, but it won't be his problem at that point.
>>646487751: Fuck off /pol/2: He deserves it.3: It never happened4: It should have
>>64648775Other than capturing the white house, anything is possible in the Age of Drones.
>>64648823>>64648786You're brown
>>64648889You're brown too
>>64648775this will probably a very short war with the usa doing some air strikes that will not threaten maduros regime and then trump declaring victory and fucking off again. the us navy occasionally sinking smuggler boats will probably go on for longer though.
>>64648775whats even the casus belli here? is it all for shit and giggles or to distract from the epstein files?
>>64649748It started out as stopping the fent drug labs. Now apparently venezuela has been stealing us' oil and land
>>64649748Venezuela is propping up Russia as a weapon against Europe
>>64649748Oil you fucking retard plus who wants a commie shit whole to the south of you.
>>64649748VZ had the unfortunate honour of being the only south American country whose name trump could remember when he was looking for his next distraction from the Epstein files
>>64649814>real world events never happen simultaneously>it only matters if it happens to be of interest to my unmedicated brain>it's all le distractionHow did so many retards adopt this schizo reasoning?
I believe. Venezuela strong!!!
>>64649780>Now apparently venezuela has been stealing us' oil and landhow old are you? it's not "apparently" it's a fact. all that oil infrastructure belonged to the usa and europe then chavez stole it. we invested our own money into that country. it's also a good thing that we get the eastern hemisphere out of our hemisphere
>>64650516>noooooo we need compensation for things that happened a half century ago and we've long since settled!The nationalization happened 23 years before Chavez, so congrats on outing yourself as a totally clueless subhuman.
>>64648775>Is this a realistic goal?of course not, lol, i think unifying gran colombia was a more realistic goal back in the chavez days, and that failed miserably.
>>64648891>points out the obvious "AI" bubble that even industry insiders admit is a bubble>points out it's going to make 2008 look like a market correction when it pops>points out the fallout will begin to occur either right at the end of, or after Trump's second term>get called brownWhatever helps you sleep at night sweaty.>>64649748Superpowers don't need a casus belli, doing shit they dislike is reason in and of itself. It's not like anyone can stop them.
>>64648775>sink aircraft carriersPlease do try. I wish to see the inevitable escalation when/if it does happen.
>>64649907groypers and second campists, mostly
>>64648775if you believe S-125s are viable against F-35s
>>64648775Their special forces supposedly have the FAMAS, so I'd say they have a pretty good shot at it.
>>64649748>whats even the casus belli here?Me personally, I say the Vennies ruining the RuneScape economy with their gold farming bots:Doesn't really matter what the reason is, I just want to fight Commies in the Jungle instead of Jihadists in the Desert!
>>64649748To steal their FAMASes
>>64648775They delivered home depo picture frame to the oval office so I guess they have done it.
>>64649748>whats even the casus belli here? is it all for shit and giggles or to distract from the epstein files?Those aren't mutually exclusive.Distraction from Epstein and also Ukraine are goals for the President, sure.The oil stuff is kind of true, if you don't take Trump literally obviously. Stuff was nationalised.Being a pawn/ally/vassal of Russia is also true.These are valid goals for the state department, pentagon and CIA.If shit aligns like that then you're in for some hurt.
>>64648775>Is this a realistic goalYes, aim high. Dream big. Other motivational saying that boost moral.
so why are we beefing with these particular mexicans? I missed that part.
>>64651834chinks and russians doing shady shit over there, US is basically escallating things to the highest to avoid a cuban missile crisis 2.0
>>64651834Fent is bad man. There is unironically an epidemic and it is treatable by government (re)building.
why doesn't trump just drop a JDAM on Maduro's fat face and call it a day?
>>64648775Yes.
>>64648775it seems unlikely but Trump will sign a deal making it so
>>64651890The US does NOT execute policy through assasinations. Leave that to the Saudis.
>>64651855Stop taking drugs you stupid nigger
>>64649907I dunno, he was clear in the first term and on the campaign trail where he stood with Venezuela. Any other reason is just being spiteful for the sake of it. I don’t like the guy too much but at least be reasonable about your takes, unless you’re intentionally shitposting; in that case be more creative.>>64648775I hope they don’t send all the hot latinas to distract our troops from defending the White House. That would totally, 100% be effective and in no way impede their invasion.
>>64651834Whiskey Pete watched the CNN Gulf War victory parade (synthwave edition) youtube video one too many times and now desperately wants his own Desert Storm to show the world that the military isn't woke and DEI.Watch his Patton speech to all the generals, its all in there.
>>64651855So why target Venezuela instead of China then?The vast, vast majority of fent that makes it into America starts life in a Chinese pharmaceutical plant, they ship industrial quantities of the precursors to south American cartels at a loss, subsidised by the CCP
>>64652162there is no good reason to be reasonable or serious when discussing donald trump as he is a deeply unserious and fundamentally unreasonable personHe does not deserve the benefit of the doubt because he is stupid, old and mentally ill
all the spics gotta say is we're going to re-open the windsor plant and start building smallblock ford v8s and i'll fucking defect on you niggers.I literally don't care about anything else on this big faggot continent.
>>64652920Okay. Then there's nothing to be discussed with >(You)Begone.
id like to see venezuela try because it would be really, really funny
I have nothing against the common burger soldier, but I hope this turns into an absolute quagmire that occupies Trump enough to distract him from further sabotage of the Western block.
>>64651834Official positions are >they are exporting fent to the US >the US has a right to Ven oil>Ven oil is going to CHINAThe real reason is US oligarchs fear socialism the same way they feared communism 50 years ago so now it's time for Vietnam 2 because "if we don't do it now all of south America will end up socialist".Funniest part is with China backing Ven it'll go way worse for the US than Vietnam did with USSR backing.
>>64649748I choose Humiliate (Animosity)
>>64654035China wont back Venezuela if the US has boots on the ground because that gives the US an excuse to aid Taiwan.
>>64652923All they gotta do is start making new S10s or Rangers and I'm defecting too
>>64654035It'd be political suicide on their behalf. Even if we have a shaky reason to intervene, everyone knows about the Monroe Doctrine and knows you don't fuck with our hemisphere. Same reason nobody's gotten up in arms about Cuba. Moreover intervention in Venezuela would give us reason to double or even triple down our investments in Asia. It's not like Chinese aid will be able to move quick enough and in enough quantity to affect the war anyway. They're better off just sitting it out, letting us make an ass of ourselves, and using our war as a distraction to make more moves in the South China Sea
>>64653026Well, it has the potential for being extremely funny in unforeseen ways. As 120% unlikely as it is, let's say two aircraft carriers get badly damaged, it would change the balance of power enough for chyna to try something in Taiwan. Meaning backing Venezuela in the shadows greatly works in their favor here. Don't ask me how such a strike would be possible, I fail to see it, but always be wary when treacherous chynamen are involved.
>>64648775>The bus driver in charge of Venezuela is claiming the military will not only defeat the US and sink blockading aircraft carriers, but counterattack and capture the white house.
>>64654035>with soviet derived weapons coming from the otherside of the planet to a country that will be under blockade by the global hegemon with neighbors that hate them and have no interest in allowing covert military aid to pass through by land>in support of a corrupt unpopular dictatorship>chinese backing will somehow make it worse than the soviets did in VietnamI'm not even sure of the mental gymnastics to make that make sense, but sure.
