What was the worst military you worked with?
>>64659408French - always having disputes during FTX and general tomfoolery.British - These caribbean or whatever shithole guys are straight up retarded
Kekistani National Army, circa 2015
Saudis don't wash their hands after shitting
My cousin said the Jordanians were excellent, while his brother said they were retards. I think there can be a lot of variation from unit to unit.
>>64659408I've always wondered, what do you yanks take us aussies for? Never really heard any outside opinions.
>>64659408Brits are really unpleasant to work with
>>64659611I dunno desu you guys rarely come upIn my mind every Australian soldier is some kind of survival expert though.
>>64659408Over my deployment, I worked with RCAF, RAF, Belgian Air Force, Italian Air Force, French Air Force, Iraqi Air Force, and, by extension the Israeli Air Force. My experiences with the RCAF were mixed; their dudes were fun to work with, and it was great to talk to them about hockey. The women weren't usually up to par. Plus, one of them smelled just terrible, which was distracting during scope handovers.The RAF was a mixed bag as well; they were good at their jobs, but when it came to talking to them. Some dudes were fantastic lads. However, most were just interested in sleeping with the American women who looked prepubescent. Additionally, one of their liaisons would just watch Below Deck or vanish whenever we needed her to coordinate airspace requests. I enjoyed the Belgians; they were quiet, quick to achieve tasks, loved to drink, and smoked like a chimney.Most of the crews I worked with disliked the Italian Air Force, but I grew to appreciate them once I figured out how they wanted their airspace. Notably, I would greet their pilots flying in country with "Buongiorno!" They'd go right back out, and greet me the same. The French Air Force was kind of odd in how they ran their show, but I thought they were competent and were able to achieve their goals. I will say, they have a lot of bureaucracy.My own interaction with Iraqi pilots was rare; I could hardly understand them. Typically, I gave them made-up callsigns that sounded closest to what they said over the radio. They never complained to me, so it could have been worse.Lastly, the Israeli Air Force. They sure love to make things difficult, owning the Middle East like a mafia group, disrupting airspace, and continuing to destabilize the region.
>>64659778Please tell me more about the Belgians. In what context did you work with them?
My own.
>>64659611Lots of shouting "CUNT!"Probably shifty in target approach and cavalier against setbacks.
>>64659611You seemed like bretty cool blokes. Your AUGs are cool and I lieked your big open-top canteens. It was funny watching you try to break surf in Hawaii in your little boats. The ocean just wants to kill you cunts even when you leave your island.
>>64659778>However, most were just interested in sleeping with the American women who looked prepubescentWTF I love the RAF now
america, specifically the georgia national guard
>>64659795I'm a GCI (Weapons Director/Controller), so they were our surveillance technicians. Their job was to build airspaces on our displays, post information about SAMs or TIC taskings, plus building ROZs. A good surveillance tech is a godsend when you're busy af controlling.>>64659824I've had others tell me that as well, although at this point, you'd be getting the sloppy seconds.
>>64659408>canucksoverly bureaucratic or unable to go fuck it we'll do it live due to higher ups. >mexican armyoof. soup sandwich corruption of the third world variety. some try their best>royal marinesgood blokes . heard my first stories about "holiday" in thailand and having a "proper" fuck from a lady boy. All of them smoke and they have no "uniform" standards at least when they were in the were here. short sleeve, long sleeve, various hats, non uniform boots and even shoes. locked on ladyboi lovers. >royal navynot me but friend had anecdotes of them doing things to make Americans uncomfortable like having some female blow one of them while they were in the hallway going "oi m8 you cant just come blasting through" and they have 30 years enlistments or something. >norwaythey had HK pistols and sounded like vikings from a movie when talking. They ate all the sack lunches in kuwait for the air guard or somethign and made some SNCO mammy very mad at the mess they left>ugandansnice guys. older. british security bosses hated them and always yelled at them>japaneselook like national guard reservist age. old men. no issues. just tankers they drank up all the beer when they came here to train. >IAseemed okay. leadership reminded me of big tribal sheik cheifs from qatar but not as rich>IPdont turn your back on these sketchy ass niggers>australian navy/australian airguysdidn't interact with them at all but saw them transiting through. looked professional but small. >israelis /idfprofessional snipers probably future mossad guys assassinating goys in the future. well spoken, knowledgeable about their craft. british officers professional canadian officers public servant manager likemexican officers which ones the cartel
>>64659778>looked prepubescentOh the horror, of age women being hit on.What is this prudery.
>>64660400>they had HK pistols and sounded like vikings from a movie when talking. They ate all the sack lunches in kuwait for the air guard or somethign and made some SNCO mammy very mad at the mess they leftYou mean they looted your lunch sacks.... Did they yell "Till Valhall!" before eating them?
>>64659408Honestly the yanks are pretty fucking bad. There's a big exercise in Darwin called Talisman Sabre and they're the only other military I've ever worked with but their individual infantry skills just aren't there. They can't patrol, they don't know fieldcraft, they're really loud and honestly they're just too much of an urbanised people to even do the task of soldiering. If you play rap music on a bluetooth speaker while you're digging fighting positions you're not actually training. If you react to contact and just immediately shoot all of your rounds so you have less to carry and hoot and whoop at how funny it is to shoot a 100 round belt from the hip, you're just taking the piss instead of actually doing drills. When they go to the field they essentially build a city and live out of it whereas we train to work within our environment. Americans are absolutely the worst military in the developed world.
>>64660566>When they go to the field they essentially build a city and live out of it whereas we train to work within our environment>Americans are absolutely the worst military in the developed world.Sounds like you guys just suck and are several tech levels behind an actual military.
>>64660816Australian conscripts in Vietnam literally taught US Army Green Berets how to patrol in the fucking jungle. You were shit then and you're shit now. Also MARPAT is a fucking shit camo which is practically black.
>>64659611I like Aussies. Always thinking of em like a brother from the same mother. But fuck your politics and politicians. They're just as bad as ours plus your gun laws suck total dick. Too bad that you cunts stayed part of the commonwealth instead of becoming America 2.0 or part of the USA actual.
>>64659510>British - These caribbean or whatever shithole guys are straight up retardedFijians? I know that's not the Caribbean but whatever. Brown island people.
>>64660887Why the FUCK would we want to be like you softcocks?
>>64660862Australia is probably the most ineffective fighting force I've ever seen in my life lol, terrible soldiers, can't even kill emu's, begged, BEGGED for US snipers from 2005-2015 because they had no organic units that were effective in that role.Get over it nobody.
>>64660949yeah I meant Fijians, but also Carribeaners are quite ... weird to say the least
>>64660566Its because we haven't had a proper war in 70 years, all our combat experience is convoying, patrolling in Afghanistan, and then calling usaf in to drop a million dollars of ordnance on some dude in flip flops who had the AUDACITY to shoot at us with a pkm.Like every other conflict we've had, once shit really kicks off we'll learn our lessons and shape up.
>>64661083You're a fucking retard.
>>64659778>destabilize the region Yeah because the Middle East was a bastion of stability and peace right?
>>64661350no u
>>64659611The RAAF or at least the guys I worked with were bros
>>64660400>UgandansKenya, but mate let me tell you as someone who was born too late to deploy to the middle east, and born too early to deploy to the middle east, being born at just the right time to train Africans was awful
>>64659408Americans who apparently are all actually Mexicans.
>>64661586so the entire USMC?
Afghans by far, but ive also always been impressed by just how wide in performance the US can be as well. Have had embedded US JTAC's which were some of the best guys ive ever met, but ive also worked with US RC units which were barely one step above ANA RC.
>>64661359Prior to the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, yes. Far more stable than Europe. If only the Ottomans not joined the Central Powers in WW1...
>>64660961"At least I ain't American yah fuckwit!"
>>64659778>the Israeli Air Force. They sure love to make things difficult, owning the Middle East like a mafia group, disrupting airspace, and continuing to destabilize the region. I've literally never heard anything positive from any US serviceman who worked directly with the IDF which is really saying something, it's long convinced me that Israelis as a whole have zero redeeming qualities, something that they've done absolutely nothing to contradict recently.>>64661359It was a lot more stable before Israel was artificially created and started intentionally destabilizing it to defraud US taxpayers for welfare money
