Speech: http://kcna.kp/en/article/q/5ceed4f1eb2058145a9bbbc60fcf07dd.kcmsftl;rd: Basically they want a nuclear sub fleet and are building a Blue Water navy, new surface ships explicitly referred to as 'Attack Destroyers'1/4: It is large.
>>64676323More sub, there is some sort of symbolism going on with Ju-Ae being isolated like that.2/4
>>64676332Holy fuck, so that's the biggest mast ever and i'm 99% sure it's filled with atomic joy.
>>64676339There she is. In Choson Korea, Loli pomf=3 you! 4/4.
>>64676351Forgot the world's most nuclear armed 13 yo:
>>64676359Also today a air defense missile test, the Norks have had problems with their S300 at home system and freely admit it.Speech: http://kcna.kp/en/article/q/4fdb624beabd9393c10d421dbd44cab6.kcmsfIt's some form of home brewed S 300, 1/3:
>>64676323Is this an actual SSBN or are their "nuclear subs" still conventional powered?
>>64676363The strategic missile operations console in the command section of Kim's train looks comfy:2/3
>>64676368This is nuclear powered, ICBM launching boomer. The DPRK is brute forcing it's way to being a major regional and even global power by the simple expedient of not giving a fuck. Just the missile going off and working was the accomplishment. . The DPRK has a program to replicate the S-300/Patriot as a native system but it hasn't worked out well which they fully admit. It's a major source of frustration and annoyance for them, they are good at making missiles but a advanced long range AA missile is a problem.They will figure it out soon rather than later no doubt, missiles are their brand.
>>64676323>>64676332>>64676339Alot of folks might mock them but the DPRK only has 26 million people and amounts to having the military potential of Connecticut with more industry and Republicans than Connecticut or Russia. So exactly how did the DPRK make Russia their bitch? Seems like a skill issue to me.
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>>64676323Can't wait to see this one get suck in a fishing net and sink as the commissar orders the sub to be scuttled.
>>64676368Yes it is. They have a record of fulfilling their threats no matter the cost or time frame.
>we'll soon hear a mysterious loud crushing sound on the underwater accoustic arrays, followed by increased traces of radiation somewhere in the Chinese/Japanese seasneat
>>64676368>>64676490You should be paying attention to Yellow Sea happenings.
are there any nork pornstars?
>>64676510No.
>>64676510They don't get enough calories per day to be able to have the stamina necessary to act in a porn movie.
>>64676502Can't wait for three-headed fish.
>>64676323Why's it made of chocolate?
It's gonna Kursk on them on its shakedown
>>64676510Ostensibly not, but some of their previous citizens, now whoring on the lecture circuit, received suspiciously large breasts.I believe they tend to be whoring in China, they do not do DVDA in The Valley.
>>64676339looks like a giant clay model.
Big Cocoa
Will it sail on a sea of blood?
>>64676510>are there any nork pornstars?It was reported that Kim's ex-gf was executed for making porn. She was a singer in their big band I think. He was probably just tying up loose ends before his state marriage though.
>>64676339>Large sail increasing sonar return for nuclear missilesread: too retarded to make a stealthy submarine so they pack the largest possible missile in a tiny boat to get within range of the US (good luck, picrel)>>64676616Plastic surgery is a big problem in South Korea which transfers to Northern defectors, which I find crazy given how bashful they are with the local me.
>>64676682men*Insane fucking typo lol
>>64676616No naturally beautiful/slim/unpainted/low calorie North Korean defector girl to take care of.Why even live?(no, I do not need a minor thx. They look almost the same after 18 anyway, as they do at 38)
>>64676323As an Iranian, I still don't understand how a fucking hermit kingdom without significant industrial capacity or natural resources managed to build not only atomic weapons, but also the ICBMs and soon nuclear subs to deliver them. All under the nose of the American scum next door in South Korea. Their people are now safe from outside attacks for as long as they can maintain their stockpile.Meanwhile we're being economically strangled and bombed for a non-existent weapons program for like 30 years. God this fucking country is pathetic.
>>64676700That is quite the vibe, imagine some fresh off the boat Korean girl who just looks like a tourist at first but acts really strange. She’s staring at innocuous things in awe like rows of new cars in traffic honking, a small picket outside of a courthouse with cops standing around looking bored, regular people walking into grocery stores and coming out shopping carts full of food, men with long hair and women with short hair, a Subaru Outback with stickers mocking the President, people buying handheld food with real meat from a street vendor. I have heard about prisoners recently released breaking down in restaurants because they do not remember how to order a sandwich; imagine being that rock for a girl imprisoned her entire life and teaching her the blessings of freedom. Imagine her face magdumping an AR-15 into trash because North Korean soldiers shoot less than thirty rounds a year for training (if that!). Imagine her face when she gets a short haircut that she was never allowed to have. Imagine her face when you treat her to a steak dinner with fine drinks, imagine her face when you…Fuck you, anon, I will be fantasizing about this for weeks now.
>>64676729Do Norks smoke weed? Asking for a friend.
>>64676713When the Soviet Union fell there was a famine, now China is the sugar daddy. North Korea is not invulnerable, the US has the equipment necessary to shoot down any warhead Kim sends, he’d be lucky to get one hit on an American installation. The real threat is the artillery that will flatten Seoul before the US can counter-battery fire.>>64676736According to defectors, amphetamines are the biggest problem. The black market has weed for sure, and they are too poor to make drug tests for the average serf.
>>64676713It's bigbro China funding and supervising it. Norks are simply the peons doing the monkey work.>>64676682Yeah. This seems like they're packing landbased SRBMs into the sail like the US did in the 60s. There is no other reason for having it that long and big.
>>64676744>>64676749China doesn't want or support the Norks building nukes. No country with nukes wants other countries to have them, much less an insane dictatorship like North Korea.
>>64676754Then why the fuck is China keeping them around? To look scary?
>>64676713Sorry about that Irantard, we don't actually give a shit about you but our greatest ally will detonate the nukes they have positioned in our major cities if we don't bully you. It's nothing personal, please understand.
>>64676713I was going to say "don't be brown" but then I remembered even the fucking pakis managed to get nukes, so I guess you're even more incompetent than them. lmao
>>64676760because having a retarded barrier country next to you is better than having the US backed country touching them directly.
>>64676713First of all, your country is huge. Huge cities. Tough to manage. Detail control of that would take a lot of effort if you did not have the freedom to run biz, start companies, choose what you do with your day.NK on the other hand is essentially a slave state. They also get help from other countries.One day you will get the nuke though, and then things will be different for you, for good or bad. You'd either be the theocracy that won, or your women might be allowed to do Blacked movies. I hope for the latter.
>>64676729>Fuck you, anon, I will be fantasizing about this for weeks nowWell fuck you too LELDownload the Palin documentary if you have not already. You can put some scenes on repeat. I especially like the guide that meets him at the train station.
>>64676736>Do Norks smoke weed? Asking for a friend.Yes they do.
>>64676760Perhaps you haven't noticed, but North Korea's nukes don't have the range to reach the US and we could could easily shoot them down anyway. They are, however, conveniently located within range of Beijing, which doesn't have much available in the way of ballistic missile defense. It would be an existential threat to the norks if the chinks were to cut off the rice dole.
>>64676789Not before the Revolutionary Guard destroys the water supply and the economy collapses
>>64676713Read Sung. It's HP Lovecraft tier insanity:https://korea-dpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Kim-Il-Sung-Condensed-Biography-1.pdf
In typical fashion of making former enemies our friends, we should court North Korea as a bulwark against China
>>64677000i unironically wouldn't even be surprised if this happened in this clown world
>>64676359Man she's already taller than her dad. Also seems to have lost a lot of fat since her last appearance
>>64676339I wonder how many silo tubes it has in the sail. I love the look of submarines with big ass sails.
>>64676713North Korea has more significant industrial capacity that the shithole Iran which relies on oil and agricultural products
>>64676805>North Korea's nukes don't have the range to reach the US
>>64676323Which base is it being deployed from? Sea of Japan or Yellow Sea?
