If you re getting boarded on a pirate ship are you going to grab first your flintflock or your cutlass?
>>64676334Both, I have two hands.
>>64676334A flintlock in each hand and a knife in me teeth. Also 2 eye patches
>>64676334Neither for I only grab the best!
HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64676334>First produced my pistol>And then produced my rapier
>>64676334I'd grab the lifeboat and gtfonot dyin for cap'n dickbeard when the crown comes to yeet us
>>64676334i aim a cannon at this faggot >>64677822
>>64676334https://youtube.com/shorts/ab8SN0AeEPk
>>64676334Boarding axe... Thusly named.
>>64677826Hand thrown bag charge