SANTA HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED OVER THE EASTERN US BY F-35'S. I AM HEARING THIS FROM UNOFFICIAL CHANNELS WAITING FOR DEPARTMENT OF WAR CONFIRMATION ON THIS BLATANT AIRSPACE VIOLATION!!!!!!
>>64676971I've seen so many mobniks erased on this board I legit though that picture was a group of vatniggers about to get dronned kek.
>>64676971What's behind his sleigh? Is he releasing flares?
>>64676992It is, Dasha and Blyatzen have had it coming for a while now.
>>64676971Cry more burgertard. Santa is finna dab on your air defenses like he does every year.
>>64676992someone should slap a Sternenko and Rarog logos on it kek
>>64677023Plasma sheathe
>>64676971IMPL-ELF-SIVEWith this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Polar elf, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. With the blessings of Santa's quantum direct-lighting reindeer, quantum sleigh and quantum enhanced present sacks will be the instruments with which Santa's Workshop affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and offers the non-western world a different option; an elven alternative to the depredations of Western leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.
