Where can I buy replicas of bronze age armor /k/?: https://youtu.be/aM-TuFkUXEA?
>>64677027Nothing in this clip is bronze age armor.
>>64677027This is some AI garbage
>>64677031>He doesn't know about Dendra armourhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendra_panoply
>>64677027That's some straight-to-DVD CGI passing AI sloopa there.
I don't know if the latest nolan's slop is going to be good or not, but you have to be retarded to think the general audience wants to watch a movie with characters wearing these
>>64677055Proper Mycenean Era panoply looks way better than basic-bitch pseudo-classical hollyweird slop.
>>64677033and it still mogs nolan's garbage lmao
>>64677055>>64677027
>>64677027fixating on this ugly-ass armor a peak low-IQ move
>>64677037Not depicted here.
>>64677322The armor and the colouring is the basic bitch first glance stuff. We're not it 2006 anymore, where literacy about the bronze age or antiquity is left to spergs and ivory tower spastics.You are one search away from slipping into an bronze age alogrithm on youtube or chinktok, including the crazy guy who sings the gilgamesh epic.The Odyssey itself is the worst source material for nolan to adapt.It is:>filled with anxiety and wonder>horny to a fault>drives Ulysses nuts several times>shows the gods as petty, arrogant and vain>colorful descriptions to fault.Now ask yourself: will this nolanslop be the same? No. As whack as it sounds, total war troy did the whole heroic bronze age artstyle better. Like wtf. Why do drunk bulgarians deliver when hollxwood can't do shit anymore?
The aspis at 00:21 and the bronze ram for what the sloppa added to what appear to be triakonters (the Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad mentions crew sizes of 50 and 120, so a pentekonter-sized ship at minimum) was invented around the 8th-7th centuries BC during the Greek Dark Ages, centuries too late for Homer's imagined past. The panoplies, the boar's tusk helmet, the swords and the spears look fine, I guess. Heavy infantry riding a horse is like a thousand years too far ahead of its time, Greeks used javelin skirmish cavalry almost exclusively before that, but I assume it's not unthinkable a noble spearman could rest his legs by hopping on a horse. (Merely a hunch, but the horse feels too big for the time)
>>64677027>zendaya as Athena>DEI castWhat the fuck happened to nolan?
>>64677382Booba
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>>64677382Guess bulgarians know what people like and want.
>>64677027>A movie about a myth with gods, sirens and cyclopes>realistic
>>64677429>he doesn't know
>>64677027Anachronism is cool and autistic adherence to historical accuracy is gay and retarded, especially for a story that didn't fucking happen and isn't set in a specific time.
>>64677361based blind retard
>>64679542That shit is gay and you're a retard.>>64677429All those things did exist and you're a retard.
>>64679562>That shit is gay and you're a retard.>No U Shut up, faggot.
>>64677382Nolan is colorblind and doesn't care if people can actually understand (and by that I mean hear) dialogue in his movies.I go back and forth on whether or not he's a hack because despite his head-assery, he does make good films. Must be the people he has around him propping him up I guess.Also he plagiarized the fuck out of Paprika when making Inception and more people should be aware of that.
>>64679580>Umm, actually, did you know what the Romans didn't have microphones or news agencies. I'm so le smart.
>>64677361Is that cope? Is it that hard to go "oh huh I didn't know about that"?
>>64677079Ah, the classic "everything has to look depressing because modern audiences are scared of color" hollyslop palette.
>>64679592to be fair, every movie should plagiarize Paprika
shit, maybe AI is alright if we can fix this movie
>>64677382You know shits bad when fucking family guy manages to be more accurate and have more SOVL
