Merry Christmas you beautiful anons!If you haven't received your package, please submit an email to me and we will start tallying the late arrivals, and then sorting between folks who are likely to get theirs in the next few days vs those who the dreaded USPS has lost forever. We will be dispatching the Grinch Relief Corps (GRC) as needed to remedy. Send grinch relief applications to wendigohunter at protonmail dot comthread theme: https://youtu.be/HPdHkHslFIU?si=--taGzS1BwZ1KnRTold thread>>64643227
Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU&list=RDt039p6xqutU&start_radio=1
>>64678558All right, you win, that's a hell of a playlist.
>>64678558Based
Repost from the old thread:Shaggy you really hooked me up, thank you so much! I know you said I have more packages on the way, but even if I just received this I would be very pleased. A couple boxes of 7.62x39 are not pictured because they decided to yeet their contents into the box during transit, but they are still all good. My wife has been wanting to try an MRE so I will be sharing that with her. We also just finished watching the Chernobyl miniseries so the soviet anti-radiation kit is really cool. That jetboil is really cool and I have some friends that are jealous of it already. Your letter was very kind, and the card is kind of funny because I actually have a daughter that is getting baptized next month. What is the blue tape for? I have never seen something like it. This is an amazing gift, and I hope you are having a wonderful Christmas.
>>64678636>the card is kind of funny because I actually have a daughter that is getting baptized next month.We can’t stop winning. These threads are the best
Relaxing,Thank you so much for the spread, hopefully you saw the pics from the other thread! This really made it a very special Christmas!>t. Wendi
>>64678653forgot pic
Riley I hope you’re able to open your package today :3
DF of FL Merry Christmas and thank you for the dinner set. The Brits will rue the day that I have become sufficiently fed and picked up a musket.
My target has not posted yet despite being in the last thread ;-;
>>64678728You're very welcome. I'm glad you like it. Its nice to see the gator head I sent has been adopted into a loving gator family, lol.
Blah.B.Lah i love it! Everything is awesome though im a bit nervous to see whats on the flashdrive, ill open it on my wifes computer later. Ill crack that four roses open and shitpost laterAlso Par/k/ Ranger i hope ypur able to open yours today
>>64678512I made the MRE I got yesterday for breakfast.It was one of the MREs of all time.
Thank you so much Ohio anon! I got your message about the delayed item and will be waiting warmly for it. Thank you for the food and sophisticated literature. I will have to try your recipe. Love the model and fig too. Merry Christmas!
Umamusume whose name I forgot cause the box got thrown out. Thank you, definitely not disappointing I am a camo addict so these will be added to the daily rotation. Haven’t started the book yet but sounds like something I will enjoy. The horse treats were a massive hit, my gelding starts biting the air anytime I grab one now
>>64679009Horses reaction
>>64678860Also I got un-retarded and figured out the shoulder holster. It is assembled. Magazines and gun retention seem really tight but the instructions say that is normal. It should wear in over time.
>>64678636Reposting that I'm so glad you liked it! The blue tape is the original Russian blue tape (izalenta) that's used tor jungle mags! For extra dakka. Congratulations brother! I'll get the extra bits out asap. Merry Christmas.Reposting AGAIN!MR BONEZ! Shaggy here. Anon, thank you so much for the incredibly thoughtful gift!!! My eyes lit up when I saw the Moxie, my childhood was spent in Maine with the family and I fell in love with the stuff. The socks full of absolutely nothing notable? And the green slip of paper? Absolutely delightful. I am overwhelmed by the thoughtfulness of this. Thanks for another amazing year of Se/k/ret Santa, and from one old Buick owner to another, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and have a blessed, harmonically balanced New Year.
Greetings, this is chromerax from NC. I have received - and consumed. Thank you i am very happy. I hope my target is also as happy as I am, I have not seen pictures yet to confirm.
>>64678860I'm glad you liked it all, as for the holster the listing has some pics that might help, I got the tie down straps, idk if you needed that, Merry Christmas and happy new years bro!https://www.theholsterstore.net/Pro-Carry-Leather-Shoulder-Holster-p/procarryshoulder.htmNow for my Santa I wanna say everything is perfect, the mag catch slot on my old magazine vise block was messed up so it wasnt holding. This new one works a treat. The magazine holders is pretty cool, I'll have to print me some of those too. The bit set is great too, I'll keep it in my truck so I'll always have it. The stickers will get added to my collection. And last but not least I'm really excited for the Vortex Solo, never had a monocular before but I'll get plenty of use out of it spying on the neighbor.
>>64679009I’m glad you like everything! You have another box coming filled with more stuff from my state or stuff you can’t get where you live. Also the ups worker put my address down incorrectly on the label so hopefully you didn’t mail me a card or something.
>>64679016https://youtu.be/tcjVP2AnGjg?si=kHLRhmUyX1v9YCD7I got a bag because of a sale harbor freight had and actually unironically eat them. They taste like a really bland cookie that some hipster store would sell as a health food
Repost from old thread: >>64676909Merry /k/ristmas anon!>>64677468believe it or not a couple nights prior i had a dream where i unpacked your package and it was just M3 screws in it because you talked so much about it. No i dont have them yet but once ill get some tictacs i'll take a trip to the hardware store to get some.The trigger group i think i've figured out after watching some clips, though im not sure about the wire hook placement, it seems like i have to press the trigger forward a bit for it to snap out the back hook so i can press the trigger to release, most likely im retarded.Glad you're enjoing the gifts and a merry /k/ristmas to you again!
>>64679042That's awesome. The mags you gave me are now jungle mags, and my Draco is now significantly cooler.
>>64679136Ain't no slacka it's extra dakkaGlad you like it anon, congratulations again on the kiddo.
>>64679054I'm glad you're happy, I also hope you don't already have that knife lmao
>>64679212I did not, thank you gaian
>>64678653Stoked you love it all! Definitely report back if you liked the moxie or not. It’s very divisive drink. If you do, I can send more. And hope you can get some good Stalker use out of the gear!
>>64679225Good shit. God bless. Hope you enjoyed the chocolates and such as well.
>>64678955I’m so happy you like my gift!
Thanks Texas anon
Resident Wumbo I really appreciate all the generosity, cute pocket pistol will be used when I check the mailbox in boxers and robe, the choc chip bdu fits well, the shoulder holster is perfect for my 92 and the Beretta 70 mag gives me reason to buy another small pistol I don't need. Thanks for everything. Also, reading through the threads I saw you jumped right in for grinch relief and it seemed like you had multiple targets this year, your efforts didn't go unappreciated, well done sir.
Yo Ahab! Thank you for the great spread! Excited to try out the Moxie! The girlfriend (male) will love the shirt. Merry christmas!
>>64679133glad my stupid joke about the screws was this impactfuli did thought of sending some later, with this exact scenarioas for the trigger toy, i have to put the wire spring under the triggers hinge pin, as to force them to have enough return for the reseta needle nose pliers might come in handy for that, as you need to hook the small bends behind the disconnectorill send a picture when im home in a few daysive tested it before shipping, the spring geometry should be gtg. bending this fucker was a pain
Finally got to open my gift. As soon as I saw the shades on the Stug I was fucking rolling lmao.
The Loot /k/rate is super cool, I never had one of those Moon Pies before, but I just tried two of them and they taste like Rice Krispy Treats, one of my favorites of all time. Had them with a cup of coffee. And that Gondola Zygologigal Warbare :DD patch is perfect. Fuckin' A-1 m8.
>Bro put together a hand-made Christmas card and the patch mats I asked forI'm not worthy. You're the fucking shit, brother.
>>64679484So sick
Your gifts were amazing, and I'm psyched for when the other patches arrive. Thanks again, and Merry Christmas, brother!
>>64678397I also received an Eokek for this event a few years ago. Still the best optic I’ve ever used.
Hey Cajun Santa,It's Alaska Joe here. Bad news. I did not get relieved for my rotation so will be stuck out at sea another 4 weeks until I am able to get back home. I will not be able to open presents like I was hoping tomorrow. Rest assured you will still get a thank you card, however it will be VERY late but there's not much I can do about that right now unfortunately. Sorry!I appreciate the gifts and I'm sure they are excellent. Looking forward to seeing what they are when I am home. Be safe brother!JG
>>64679391Hardtack makes for a great snack to bring with when hiking. I hope you can use it sometime
>>64679484Fucking kek
>Have to wait another year to do this againI can’t keep waiting so long for this guys
>>64679571Someone needs to organize /k/ristmas in july>>64677267Merry Christmas anon, I'm glad you liked the bikkies. Re the vegemite, for the uninitiated, you might wanna try buttered toast, with just a light spread. I can vouch for those backpacks too, they got me and me mates through 6 years of highschool, and they're still giving.Don't worry about sending me any MREs or anything -- Just enjoy your gifts and have an awesome Christmas!
>>64678429 indeed it is, it is iroshizuku although I had a sampler in it before, so it may have some coloring from that.Also expect a direct shipment from a vendor.
Kevman, did you get a chance to open your gift? Hope you liked it!
CHICAGOANON, you are a blessed anon. Thank you so very much. Id love to send you a thank you card.
>>64679783Glad you like it! The return address on the box will work if you want to. Check one of the sections in the top flap of the ruck there should be stickers and a couple patches, (that was the safer place to keep them), i used to have a box of all kinds of random patches but i couldnt find it so i threw a bunch of stickers in there, if i find it ill try to send you something cool. Also you’ll probably want to refrigerate that hot sauce if youre not gonna use it all right away
>>64677159>>64677162I'm very glad you liked it. I hope you guys had a very merry Christmas and have a happy new year!
>>64679736You are too kind, thank you sir!
>>64679395Yes, the RG-25 has returned from whence it came. Does the BDU fit? I think our sizes are close.Also Goldbacks are accepted as currency by some businesses but they are more of a novelty than anything else. I think the ones from Florida look the best.The Grinch Relief parcel going to Ohio is a bit more modest because that anon was in the $20 tier but I still packed the box as tight as I could.
>>64679919Thank you again, I will unironically cherish these memories forever
>>64679799Used some. In the fridge now. Its fantastic. Be on the lookout for a letter & patch
>>64679484>>64679505>>64679511>>64679520Glad you like it, stay tuned for the rest!
Merry Christmas/K/ ! Im back to make my singular annual post and thank my Santa for mags, awesome ach wit doodles, “local” (lmao) liquor, and cupcakes ill make sure to pass out to the bros at my meet. I hope you have a great rest of the year anon and Im still waiting for my target to post. In 5yrs ive only had one post. Sad!
>>64680010Glad you like it, the habaneros were grown in my backyard
>>64678512I opened your package earlier in the day Par/k/Ranger, thank you so much for all of the cool stuff, and the WW2 German Books look great too, thank you =DI also really like the Hatchet, and the Police Helmet, it looks really tough. All and all this is amazing, and I am glad that I participated in SekretSanta, Merry Christmas Par/k/Ranger :P
Keep posting packages as you unbox them! I had a great Christmas yesterday with you all, /k/. Ahab and I will be posting the raffle results later today so stay tuned!May God bless us every one!
>>64680822Thank you and Ahab so much for killing the Grinch and spreading another year of Christmas joy among my second, slightly less dysfunctional family.
>>64678512I’ll be posting later when I have time today. I’ve had a rather busy Christmas day. Glad to see all the presents and joy. >>64678955>>64679379>SkylineOh my! Fellow Ohio Anon, are you around Cincy by chance?
>>64680215Awesome! Im glad you like everything. I hope you participate next year
Uncle Phil, thank you for all the stuff!
I appreciate it! Can't wait to cook on my little skillet.
>my target still hasn't posted I hope they're doing well!
>>64681294same
HH of VA, thanks for the stuff. Might toss the flashlight in my boat after I get batteries. Kinda curious why this sticker, has it to do with my proximity to our neighbors?
>>64680925Take a wild guess
>>64680045Can do! Thanks again, man. Your gift was really cool. Next year I'm gonna be signing up as early as I can so I can better prepare. Easily the coolest event on this site.
>>64681268>>64681274great pictures
>>64681661maybe I'll get a camera next year :)
I’ve never participated and won’t (because I don’t trust myself enough to find cool gifts). But I do check out these threads every year as they add to my Christmas spirit. It’s neat to see the thoughtful gifts and sincere thank yous. So to all of you thank you and a very Merry (belated) Christmas and most excellent new year.
>>64681983Just sign up for a low tier and pack a small flat rate box with as many neat little things as you can fit. It's easy to blow way past $20 of value and the effort means a lot to the person who gets it. Handwritten/drawn cards are also a big part of it. If you aren't good at drawing you can even make something in MSpaint like I did for Florida Man this year. This was done with just copy/pasting, tracing and filler.
This year has been a blast!Big thanks to Ahab and Wendigohunter for getting the site back running aswell as a smooth event.I strongly hope that next year it will be possible again to engage in gift exchanges with US anons (tho our government and the EU tries their best to fuck up all relations currently) and also to go to the 250$ tier. I look forward to this every year and most packages ive received from anons were more personal than stuff ive gotten from my family. Love you silly fucks like u wouldnt believe, have a happy new year and appeal to heaven /k/ !
I got a parcel today and another to post for unboxing but I am busy at work and won’t be able to post at around 02:00AM. To the santa’s that sent packages and didn’t grinch me this year, thank you. I’ll make sure to post. To the anons that i sent stuff to and posted in the threads, I’ll make sure to comment on you guys later.Merry Christmas to (most of you) all. I’m looking forward to next year.
>>64682389>Delivered, In/At Mailbox>December 26, 2025, 12:00 pmThey finally got it there. I'm glad they didn't lose it!
>>64681983>I’ve never participated and won’t (because I don’t trust myself enough to find cool gifts)You should still give it a try next year, dude. Your gifts are cooler than you think. I've have an extremely difficult time with this with loved ones IRL, but more often than not I find that just taking the time to find something I think they'll like is more than enough. Making something yourself is always priceless. And a very Merry belated Christmas to you too, and Happy New Year!
>>64682582>>64681983Chances are if you just find shit you find cool thats vaguely related to what the target asked for theyre gonna love it, my target seemed pretty happy and i loved the shit i got and we both had pretty open ended requests. the nature of /k/ and especially se/k/ret santa lends itself to everyone having pretty similar interests.
>>64678512Fort Worth Anon, I haven’t opened your packages yet as I’m still away for work lmao. I get back tomorrow so I’ll be posting them sorry to keep you waiting.
>>64680141Merry Christmas anon, in my area that was about as “local” as I could get lmao Enjoy!
About to sit down and watch Die Hard with Ahab and family, but first our RAFFLE WINNERS!!!....drum roll please........Jamie from DE - Dickpick and Patches packageCapnKirk - North American Fishing and Hellfire Weapons System Club MemoribiliaRelaxing - Heritage Rough Rider 22 RevolverWinners, I will send an email to verify details tomorrow afternoon!Merry /K/ristmas all and a sincere thank you to all participants. I will also post instructions tomorrow for grinch relief applications for folks who may not have their gifts yet. One more thank you to Komrade Ahab. For outstanding service, I now promote you wholeheartedly to the rank of Kaptain Ahab. o7
>>64682935Congratulations guys!
>>64681294>>64681345Same
>>64682152>like I did for Florida ManThe Publix was a nice touch
>>64682935Congradulations!
>>64682935Make sure you send it to my new email thanks! And congratulations to all the other winners!
>>64680045Also I don't know if you got the chance to open it yet, but I really hope you enjoyed your gift. You're second package is still on the way, and UPS gave me the option to put it in a black bubblewrap bag to protect it from damage.
>>64682935Thanks to you and Ahab for lining this up. Long time listener, first time caller. I’ll for sure be signing up next year. Happy new year fellas.
SA from ILL: I got your pac/k/age. I haven't opened it yet, and I'll post it tomorrow the 27th. Sorry for being quiet after my last post.
>>64683265Can you send me the new email and your old one please? Also name correction it was CaptainKurt
>>64684172Done
Santa #1Thanks for the homemade sight. Can’t say i’ve used a sight light this before on a firearm, it’s meant to used with both eyes open right? It’s really neat to receive a homemade gift like this. I’ll see about mounting it on a rifle and using it at the range sometime soon when time allows me to. I appreciate the letter and the story you provided with it as well. I hope your printing and other projects go well into this new year. Merry Christmas and I hope the hunters finally give way so you can spend more time innawoods.
>>64680195p.s. I find vinegar too one-note so I used my own piss for acidity
>>64682935I got hurt and was off work for a few months and came back to /k/ regularly for the first time in like 10 years and its changed alot but not all in bad ways, this event is so awesome, im glad i took the chance and participated in it
>>64684594Both eyes open. The green dot should overlap in your vision. It's an oeg sight
Forgot to post bc I’ve been busy but thank you!!Also got your ammo too!
>>64685075I'm glad you liked it! I was to wondering if I messed something up
>>64678512So I got a gift and never got sent a target?
>>64685502Should probably email ahab, you mightve typed your email in wrong on the form or lost the email somehow. Grinch patrol is probably hunting you down
North! Your 2nd box finally came and I got to open it right in front of my extended family after they were charmed by your beautiful box artistry. To avoid the allegations of being a gimp, I opened the box to now be branded a furry. :) Your tent was amazing btw. I opened it not knowing what it was and it unfolded at warp speed and smacked me in the face, giving me a nose bleed. I loved your card, and as thanks I shall send you ONE cryptid wife out of my next catch. Also the art fucked me up and now I want a monster wife.10/10, absolutely great year. You were an amazing anon and I shall cherish your gifts~ Next year, my gift giving game WILL be on this level. I shall avenge you, Homulilly Anon!
>>64682935Congrats. Was fun doing this again this year.
>>64685502We sent an email a couple times and never got any bounce backs. Check your spam, I just got and responded to your email.
>>64685935I’m built like that
This was my first time taking part, it was a lot of fun. I'll have to sign up earlier next time instead of at the last moment. To give myself a bit of time to get proper some proper gifts next time
>>64682935thanks for setting this up.i hope to see you next year! it's my favorite event of the year.
Santa #2I appreciate the gifts. Your nuts are delicious. The patches are really cool. And I must say, you hit it out of the park with the desert night camo and parka. Thank you!>Cat approved
I’ve always been intrigued by the desert night camo, now i can say I got it!
>>64686509>>64686513I'm really glad you liked all of it! Merry /k/ristmas anon!>Cat approvedThis also makes me happy.
>>64684903I’m familiar with the concept, but i’ve never used one before. After some treating i’ve figured out how to use it. >>64682935Congrats!>>64681482What if we held hands……while shopping at AIM Surplus….?>>64679136Nice gun room
ILL anon: Thanks for the gift! I know you said that you didn't have much time to put it together, but I honestly love it, especially the USPc rail you put in there. Now my USPc 40 can finally enter the 21st Century. Now to figure out what to do with that 249 pistol grip...I think the USPS clerk added their pen to the box. Oops.Merry /k/ristmas anon!
>>64678045>>64678050>>64678057Glad you enjoy it all. The beat up mags are surplus magazines from 3 differing manufacturers, including Colt.Please DO NOT use the canister for the gas mask since it has asbestos and the souls of the damned who perished in gulags. Cheers!>Spam filter won’t let me make all replies in one post :(
>>64676911>>64676915NY anon. I’m happy to know that I was able to shed some light inna dreary time for you. Glad the items I got ya are appreciated. I was unsure about the ballista and little metal model things. If you’ve made them already, I’m curious to see if they’re worth buying for myself lol.>midnight massYou’re a real one, God bless and Merry Christmas.>>64678512OKAnon, if you’re out there, I hope your gift was good. Cheers!
Lastly, my Grinch (or santa who. didn’t check his spam filter) relief santa.Wumbo, I had an anon from NV in years’ past and I think I may have also had you either as a santa or as my target. Maybe my memory is wrong. I’m thank for your gifts. Hi-point is a cherish manufacturer in Ohio, far greater than the other companies like OOW, AIM, Faxon, and others who cater to the filthy rich folks who drive 10 year old Honda Accords, since Hi-point caters to the common man and with cheap prices for problem solvers.Buck knife is appreciated. Will put that too good use. Never held a gold back before, pretty cool. I knew an old man who worked in Nevada back in the day who worked in casinos. He carried a berretta pocket pistol. The cards are on point lol.I’ll have to give the ox-bow incident a read, even the film sounds good too.If I may ask, what calibers are the clips for and what do the maga go to?
>>64686576forgot picGifts from non-virgins and from fellow anons are on the table too.
>>64678955Doujin sauce?
>>64686581The gold clips are Mauser pattern but I forgot what exactly. I think small ring.Silver/gray are M1903 clips but work for M14s as well.Magazines are .45ACP 1911 pattern. I didn't know if you have one but figured if you collect milsurp it was a safe bet. If not, you should probably get one!Some of this stuff was the result of trying to stuff the parcel as tight as I could so it's bonus items.I did have a target in Ohio before but it was a very small town and I think I was living in California at the time. The different years I participated in this are blending together so I can't recall 100%.
>>64686555Huh, I was wondering where that pen went. I turned that myself a couple years ago. Should make another one of those. I'm glad you enjoyed the gifts anon.
Anyone who has not received their gift yet, please go ahead and submit your Grinch Relief Request to me at wendigohunter at protonmail dot comWe will be checking tracking, etc, then assigning to the GRC as needed!
For those who live in apartments, are there ever any issues receiving your packages from your complex’s mailroom?
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>>64686637uonaThereminvox on xitter
>>64686549maybe
>>64681274I'm glad you like everything dude! Thank you again for all your gifts! I'm excited to try the Moxie. I had a few of those coffee candies earlier and they were really good.
I should say, I'm excited to try out the Moxie if she doesn't drink it first!
>>64687706Still not received. Just reached customs.But if the thread still exists when i get it, will post.Hope everyone had a good time for Christmas.
>>64690303Bulgariananon, the parcel arrived in your country's airport.Send me an email if you don't get it soon, I'll order you some grinch stuff from a shop in Europe shipped direct to you.t. JackAnd Lithuanian anon, thanks for the MREs. German patte is tasty.
>>64690303Gotchya, cant wait to seeBumping in general to see more anons Christmas presents
>>64690245Lets hear how you liked it, I grew up on that stuff but haven't had it in a couple decades
Ohioanon, the patches just made their way to Kolorado. Huge thanks man, the White Death Gondola will be going on my range bag. The begone California patch is how all of us here feel, the Californians are an absolute scourge on our once great state since they brought their retarded politics with them. The vibes on the turkey and wiener dog patch are max comfy.
Just got the email about the raffle package being mailed. I’m super excited and will post when i get it
>>64690362Thank you Australian anon, i will expand my car emergency kit with this pack. Survival kit is so so it has shittiest knife i ever seen, but it got other good stuff like fire steel, and quite loud whistle.
I just got my grinch relief and now I'm big gay. Thanks for the coffee candy and written porno. I'll use both later tonight.
>>64696133Post pictures..
Shaggy you are the man. Your second package arrived and I love it. I hope you had a great Christmas and that 2026 is good to you.
>>64696133>written pornoPics or didn’t happent. sent ecchi to my target
>>64686576>faxon>catering to the filthy richAnon… I hate to break it to you but most AR barrels nowadays are made by Faxon and sold by other brands.
I'm getting hard just reading it.
>>64697560
>>64678512Merry Christmas to all of you anons, but I didn't participate because, well... Considering this is 4Chan, you can get fedded or sent 60 unpaid pizzas.idk doesn't seem worth itsounds like an awful ideaBecause. Giving sensitive info to random internet strangers that have probable cause to think you're a danger to society (because you use 4Chan) is probably not the best idea.Am I just a paranoid schizo bros? Have there ever been cases of anons doing something like this to another anon? Considering anons now know the address of the other anon and can fuck them up if their insane.
>>64697674>Have there ever been cases of anons doing something like this to another anon?I mean in this thread btw. Like any badactors. Anybody here have any Se/k/retSanta horror stories?
i wish I didnt live in argentina because ik anons wont want to pay those fees lol
>>64697562Can’t say I didn’t ask but I’m gonna need a palate cleanser of anime titty milk to get that out of my mind.
>>64697689I'd do it. I have a hard-on for gaucho stuff and Escaped Ww2 Germans memes.
2 of 3 raffle prizes sent out, just looking for an acceptable box for the grand prize. Got my shipping label made for it though. Working on something a little special for those who gave relief to those targets left grinched this year. Having my wife un-AI this then will get some made up.
>>64694690Is that a Polish MRE?
>>64698808Copied from mre-empire:Civilian ration produced by the Polish Army supplier ARPOL. It consists of the same components that are used in the official Polish Army rations.This is the premium version of the ration, utilising the retort pouch entrees used by the Bundeswehr EPA rations.
>>64697674Dude, you were on a list the second you first posted here. Or bought a holster from TEMU or an oil filter from Wlmart, or a 3d printer to make Warhammer chit.Embrace the watch list - maybe a glowie will send you free machine guns if you sadpost enough!
>>64697674Just get a PO box if you're that paranoid, fren.
>>64697676I've been participating for several years now and apart from receiving some kinda shit gifts, I've never had or witnessed any horror stories
>>64698808Yeah the package that says field dressing means salad dressingThe sleeping bags are also delectable, a true delicacy I would say
I didn't get to participate this year y'all. But I am thinking I will next year! I miss doing this stuff for my fellow anons, always made the holidays exciting!
Fuck you all. I actually tried to get along with you autistic fucks. Burn in hell.
>>64699472I'll add to your good post:•There are things that are simply worth doing and nothing to be ashamed of no matter what, even in the unlikely event there was a personal cost. This is literally working to just add a bit of joy to some stranger's life for Christmas. If someone was a jerk and sent a bunch of pizzas, that wouldn't make me feel worse for having made the effort. Same if the feds showed up and, what? Hauled me into court and forced me to declare that yes I'd joined a few secret santa efforts and tried to spread some season's good will? Yeah I'd do so head held high. Sometimes feels like not a lot of things worth fighting for and defending these days, but this sort of thing is a rare, true simple Good.•For the above reason the odds of anything bad are near zero anyway. The gov isn't going after secret santas, and yeah just use a PO Box if you're that worried about food deliveries.But in total seriousness: I don't care either. Some things are just worth it.
>>64701012Meds. Now
>tfw when the only thing random people on the internet sent to my house was /k/ool shit.
bamp and happy new year to all
>>64702574happy new year, hope everyone is stocking their ammo supplies
Woah, this looks pretty based. I have seen this thread before, but I never really paid it much mind. QRD on what's going on and hopefully I can catch it next year. Guns and militaria are my winter hobby, so I'm not on /k/ much during the warmer months.
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>>64703031But what's the best watchlist to be on?
>>64702941lurk moar
>>64679379i got yukiyukite ill sell it to you for a fine price of a million dollars
>>64704060Feed me like a baby bird.
Anyone get their raffle prizes yet?
>>64708646Just got my dick pick/ patch
>>64708666Only satan would need to get a dick pick.
Hope you all had a very merry Kristmas
>>64712858i did. but my giftee's second gift has been delayed AGAIN
>>64698706Just got the box for the gun. Should be going out soon, Relaxing. I've got the label printed too.
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>>64682935Hey i got the package for the North American Fishing and Hellfire Weapons System Club Memoribilia i just havnt opened it yet cause ive been very busy, when i get home from work ill open and post pictures
Mr.Crow Your second package is all ready to go. Just waiting on my paycheck and time off work to send it out
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>>64717459>tfw you will not get this for Christmas so you can shoot the gypoes stealing copper wires
>>64718119This is so cool cant wait to participate again next year. Ahab and wendigo you did a far better job than should be expected from this website
I haven't participated, but I just want to say I always enjoy lurking these threads each year. The thought always amused me that you guys could be randomly calling each other niggers and faggots in any other thread and then come here once a year and really get together to spread happiness to each other. Happy holidays everyone.
>>64723230>thought always amused me that you guys could be randomly calling each other niggers and faggots in any other thread and then come here once a year and really get together to spread happiness to each other. Oh we still do just in our cards instead :3
Can we go back to doing direct matching next year?
>>64723450Why? Emailing eachother your lists and knowing who your santa was wasn't as fun and isn't how secret santa events normally go
>>64724336We all understand that political leaders are just puppets for a much greater evil and we are all merely cogs and equals, might as well spread some joy to your brothers. If you are still talking about maga, left/right, democrats/republicans, liberals/conservatives in the year 2026 there isn't much hope for you.
>64724336Too obvious. Hopefully you guys still have enough sense not to reply
>>64723450I prefer the round robins
Apologies for posting so late, i received everything in time, but spent Christmas in the hospital, i just got out and was able to open my gifts! Thank you Strelok!!! This is all beautiful, Se/k/ret Santa is a fantastic tradition I'm happy to have been a part of
South da/k/ota anon, thank you! I was out of town and came home to the package. I've wanted a standard A2 stock for so long and never pulled the trigger. Now my 24" barrel monster AR looks proper and will absolutely fuck at the range. These pants are awesome too, I was out in Nevada and they actually fucking work. Need a top now. Is the honey local or is there piss hidden in there? The jerky was fucking great and those cookies are surprisingly good. Didn't expect the pepper hit at the end. Merry Christmas!!
>>64729691Glad you finally got it anon! Honey comes from my ranch as does the jerky. Glad you liked the pants. Merry Belated Christmas!
>>64727984No need to apologize, fren. As long as you liked your gifts, that's all that mattered. And holy fucking shit my dude, I hope you're doing better now after your hospital stay! God bless, and I hope to participate in the Se/k/ret Santa again with all you beautiful bastards next /K/ristmas!!!
WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG TO DO THIS AGAIN?
>>64731867The wait makes it all worth while ;)
The final raffle prize has been shipped to Relaxing's FFL. Hope to keep the thread going until we get a few more payload pictures. Really glad to have all of you participate!May God save us all.
Illinois anon: I finally got your patch! I didn't realize that you were sending something else, so I was a bit confused at first. Thanks for the patch!
The cunts at the customs finally put it in the bag from the capital to my region...Might get it before next year.
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>>64737375>The cunts at the customs finally put it in the bag from the capital to my region...>Might get it before next year.Is your Customs like Russia where you have to bribe everyone to get something done?
bumping
>>64679571If we held it more than once a year it would lose its charm and become cringe
>>64743693Yep, if we did it twice that would mean six months of the year we'd have threads. Happy to do it again next year!
>>64740449Unfortunately it is exactly like that.Banana republic is even too much of a compliment.
>>64744673That absolutely sucks, Bulgaranon. Are there any less-cucked nations nearby that you could move to that have forgotten the old Soviet ways?
Sean, package was on porch today, just got off of 3rdshift, so I'll posts ASA I get some sleep.Best - Mr.Bones
Strange package detected out of seasonMossberg - loadedLaser - deployedFlashlight - chargedEmber - enthusedCot - ambivalent
AMBUSH!!!!
>>64745113Uh I haven't sent anything yet, I was gonna get it out Mon/Tues, just waiting on a final item
>>64747191CedarParkAnon? Is that you =D have you opened the package yet? I finally was able to resend your package on Friday, because the package got shipped back late by FEDEX (and it also got beatup during shipment, so hopefully nothing was damaged)~Eitherway, I hope that you enjoy anon, and have a late Merry Christmas, also CuteCat <3>>64681128Thanks again Par/k/Ranger :) I will definitely be participating again, have a good 2026, hope to see you in these threads next Christmas =D
NJ anon, your second package arrived. Hope you enjoy and had a good Holiday season!
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>>64750253Bro, your taste in patches is peak. Thank you very much! I can't send a picture at the moment, but as soon as I can I'll put it up. Easily the best holiday I've had in a long time.
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Damn I missed this, how do I sign up for next year?
>>64754972Wait 'til next November.
>>64744860Well it's a bit like the old Soviet-era joke.The dad worm and the son worm walk together:"Dad" says the son worm "Living in an apple, it is great, right?""Yes, my son, living in an apple is great.""Dad, living in a plum, it is incredible, right?""Yes, son. Living in a plum is incredible.""Dad? Living in a peach is marvelous, right?""Yes, indeed. Living in a peach is truly marvelous.""So dad... why do we live in a dog shit?""Because, son.... it is the fatherland."
>>64745113Package was shipped on Tuesday, Ahab has tracking and I can send that too if you want