Hard mode: No derailing the trainLegendary mode: No killing anyone
Block the rail with some trees or boulder.
>>64680354What are we robbing? The value, type, and weight of the target changes a lot of things.
>>64680354I board the train and then rob it. Next question?
>>64680420>I board the train and then rob itI CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
>>64680354Shoot Tom Hanks with a Kar 98
>>64680439>anon trying to sell a locomotive he just stole
>>64680442Who the Hell are Santa and his minions going report it stolen to? They were already breaking several FRA regulations driving it through a residential neighborhood at night operating on no schedule (not to mention permitting children to ride without adult supervision). I was merely removing a hazard to public safety.
>>64680354Fuck your rules*derails the train*
>>64680427I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
>>64680442>not selling the locomotive before you steal it, then fucking off with the money
>>64680354>name my organization the CIA>derail the train, kill everybody, appropriate whatever material wealth hasn't been destroyed in the process>use the gains to fund fundamentalist guerilla and/or terror cells incompatible with civilzation itself"It never happened."
>>64680354Deploy a green agenda that makes coal unavailable on international markets. Or at least unaffordably expensive and illegal to export. That is clearly a steam locomotive. So it would grind to a halt. Next convince the passengers to buy my crypto coin, having them give me their money willingly. The rugpull them.
>>64680354Idk if you can man. That conductor might have some kind of supernatural shit up his sleeve. The whole thing seems like a kind of like A Christmas Carol meets Room 1408.
>>64680354Rob it? I'm going to have sex with the running gears. I'll probably get my dick ripped off when they throttle up to dislodge me but I don't give a shit, fucked a magic train.
Grease the tracks on a remote uphill section…. Force it to slow down by releasing cows on track. Board train and force engineers to dump steam and water and stop stoking fire…. At that point it’s not going anywhere. Then rob passengers/take goods. Then ride off on horses.. cut telegraph lines as soon as trains in site to prevent calls for help.. pick somewhere that’s a few miles away from anywhere it’s expected and you’ll have a good head start.. finally find place to stash loot in the middle of nowhere and cover your tracks. Wait a year or so before trying to sell or fence the loot
