My GF said this was boring garbage when we watched this. Any other /k/ movies that will interest her?
>>64680438The original Die Hard is genuinely good overall as a film. True Lies is also a RomCom/Action hybrid film. Women tend to like that one.
>>64680438Literally any action movie with a romance plot or side plot.
>>64680438The quintessential female film plot is a plain girl being fought over by two handsome penises, the rich upperclass penis (Ivy league, has a lake house, wears Burberry) vs the rugged farmboy penis (less rich but still comfortable, looks like dean from supernatural, wears plaid but still has soft hands, sometimes her childhood friend). Find a film like that, anything else is a compromise.
>>64680482Why do you like penis so much
>>64680438I can understand not being particularly interested in the specific subject matter present in First Blood, but calling it "boring garbage"? I think your girlfriend is completely tasteless and any good media is wasted on her.
>>64680483because its not about their personalities, the films on a fundamental level are a conflict between two permutation of penis over the audience surrogate. its primal, probably triggers titillating genetic memories of two cavemen fighting over a cavewoman for mating rights. you cant reasonably expect a woman to care about a man running around in the woods with a bowie knife, unless hes fighting another man for the right to have sex with a woman that she cant imagine herself as.
>>64680502Youre an incel, got it
>>64680438Your girlfriend sounds like a faggot
>>64680502This guy is knowsHaters fuck off to Reddit
>>64680531Samefag nigger
>>64680507So are you nigger, you are on 4chan, wake the fuck up.
>>64680438Show her the best Rambo film, 3. Alternatively, you could just beat her.
>>64680560>Alternatively, you could just beat her.Hello fellow towel head
why do they need to be shooty movies?
>>64680594Because we basically watched all horror, thriller, romcom and com movies out there
>>64680438Ask her if you can put guns inside her.If she says yes, stop thinking about fucking movies so much.
>>64680560Nah, 4 is much better.
>>64680531I don't know who knows is.
>>64680438>Tremors >Eight Legged Freaks Two good cheesy movies my wife surprisingly liked.
>>64680438Canonically, this the only movie men and women like
>>64680482m8 you might be a wee bit obsessed with certain body part
>>64680560>Alternatively, you could just beat her.He should have established dominance before First Blood, hers. If you aren't alpha male before she has her first period with you, just ask her to hold her purse and go buy her tampons, faggot.
>>64680855Directed by Rob Riener, rip in peaces, stabby daddy.
>>64680855My wife isn’t a huge fan. Though she’s not a huge fan of fantasy in general. It’s a blessing and a curse. On one hand she doesn’t get me roped into shitty fantasy shows, but she also doesn’t like GOOD fantasy films.
>>64680502Ahem, BASED
>>64680858He likes penises. Probably a big gay irl
>>64680502>women>I can’t get into this movie unless I can imagine myself in the same romantic octagon >men >I can’t get into this movie unless I can imagine myself slowly bleeding out and covering my brothers in arm’s retreat
>>64680911Why are moids so shallow?
>>64680438All women are retarded and have shit taste in pretty much everything
>>64680482Ivy leaguers don't wear burberry anymore, they do stealth wealth/quiet luxury, and the Dean-esque farm boy in modern movies is a MAGA chud villain and his role would be taken over by a street smart rapper nigger thug junkie who don't give no fuck 'bout anyti'ng but secretly has a heart of gold and volenteers at a homeless/de addiction center, he's her greatest love until he cleans up his act and joins the Airforce as a fighter pilot and leaves his precious lassie in the hands of the Ivy leaguer financebro because "that's what good men do", they sacrifice or some shit
Driver, all bitches love Driver.
