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Around elves, relax yourselves.

Previous thread: >>64677931
>image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>with this handy script installed you'll occasionally hear what sounds like elves singing, but it's actually just Finnish
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>>64686073
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK OFF BACK TO /OUT/ YOU KNIFE EARED TREE HUGGING DANDELION EATING DEW DRINKING SAP BLOODED MOTHERFUCKING ELF FUCK YOU
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I love elves, but they don't love me.
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caress elf ears
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>>64686098
An elf posted this.
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Earjobs
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>>64686120
Earpro
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>>64686098
okay
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Fuck elves
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Stupid fatasses
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>>64686135
Now this is real mindbreak
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All fucking keeblers must fucking hang
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>>64686135
Elves really do sicken me. This is the type of shit they dream about and draw up on a daily basis.
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>>64686152
>All fucking keeblers must fucking hang

>Elves really do sicken me. This is the type of shit they dream about and draw up on a daily basis.

Yes, it's terrible, who'd want to be married to a Elf woman who'd look like she's in her mid 20's throughout the whole of your existence, while possessing incredible knowledge and wisdom, as she lives as your wife, keeping and defending your homestead and raising your children, and through your grey and fading years staying by your side, unerringly there and caring for you and your homestead as you slowly fade. She staying as beautiful as the day you wed her, and still keeping her vow to you til you are dust and your grave is but a lump on the earth.
Only after she has finished mourning for your passing for a few centuries, will she then look for another as worthy as you.

I agree. How terrible it must be to wed an Elf.
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>>64686179
>Only after she has finished mourning for your passing for a few centuries, will she then look for another as worthy as you
lmao, that's like two weeks to her, she probably already has children older than your grandparents with the human toy that came before you.
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>>64686167

OG Marathonchads stay winning
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>>64686195
Sounds like cuckoldry. Then again if that poon hasn't been used in a century or two can it be considered virgin again or at the very least long enough to not be sloppy seconds?
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>>64686195
Yep. But to you, it's a lifetime of joy.
So.
What's it mean to you?
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>>64686179
An elf woman typed this. In fact a great number of these posts so far has made me realize just how comprised /ak/ is.
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>>64686216
or maybe she's been so torn up over the last human she was married to that by the time she's over the mourning that whatever great-great-great grandchildren she may have had are long dead.

Or, she may have jumped on the next human that wandered into town.
Either way your seed if at least assured of a far better lifespan than any human, and if she even does a modicum of parenthood, they're going to get a decent bit of education and wisdom dispatched.

Sounds like a win-win to me, at the worst.
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when the hell is Keltec going to make a 6 o'clock revolver

thats just the kind of weird thing they'd do
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>>64686228
Sorry bro, my dream is a 5' nothing hairy dwarf chick who can bench press a M1 tank.
The very thought of hot, sweaty forge sex as we hate-fuck a mythril GAU-8A into existence makes me rock hard.
But I'm not going to absolutely exclude elves.
They are good shots, and would probably appreciate a nice martini sporter.
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>>64686127
Ear lobe nibbles are based
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>>64686108
Hahah what? Noooo, I'm human I just think it would be funny to maybe consensualy touch an elf's ears. After marriage or while in a long term committed relationship of course.
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>>64686239
A revolver isn't easily made with a flimsy clamshell polymer frame or else they probably would've done it by now. Taurus of all companies did make a plastic framed revolver, but it was a pretty advanced design, using steel inserts for strength. Way too much effort for a Kellgren meme gun.
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>>64686179
>who'd look like she's in her mid 20's throughout the whole of your existence
That's gay
I want granny sex as a grandpa, NOT fucking someone who looks like she could be my grand-daughter.
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>>64686265
Your concept and perceptions of "gay" need work and adjustment, anon.
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elves don't live a super long time
that's a myth
the oldest elf to ever live was Maria Rothovius who only lived to be 112
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>>64686273
granny sex is best sex, and you're a fag if you disagree.
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>>64686270
Wait, a hand sized humanoid who's familiar with firearms?

No way in hell am I molesting that.
I'm feeding it whatever the fuck it wants and having it make the most ridiculosly intricate bullshit I can come up with.
We'll be making coke fueled bullshit that puts Kel-Tec to shame.
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>>64686279
So why do you care about what I propose? Even if she is actually aging, do you see her as an old woman or as the girl you proposed to?
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>>64686281
FPV
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>>64686291
Shit, that is pleb tier.
I'm talking man portable wave motion cannons that play the "Space Battleship Yamato" theme when they're fired.
I'm talking about singularity guns that blow holes through the planet but also recoil enough to launch you into orbit.
Y'know. Actual cool shit.
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Fuck yeah I luv me knife ears.
>tfw you will never go hunting in the Black Forest with your Elf wife
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>>64686291
This image makes me sad
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>>64686296
Oof, that's an unfortunate way to sling a Barret
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But what about GOBLINS?
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>>64686305
Do they not piss the bed after sex, not clog the shower, and not shit on the floor when they are drunk?
Cause that beats a lot of women I've known.
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>>64686276
>haha yeah bro we're just like you and totally not thousands of years old which we've used to secure positions of power in not only multiple countries but high status jobs in companies that practically run the world
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>>64686305
not to fond of em'
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>>64686315
> and totally not thousands of years old which we've used to secure positions of power in not only multiple countries but high status jobs in companies that practically run the world

And they're not jews?

I just came...
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>>64686315
name one Finnish person who commands any sort of international influence beyond Finlands borders!
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>>64686305
I'll be honest. I'd rather be around elves than those animals.
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>>64686311
None of those tings! Plus tons of energy, a sturdy body and advanced knife skills. All in a package you can carry around like a gym bag! A gym bag full of swear words and love!
>>64686316
Ur loss m8
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testo
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>>64686311
What on earth kind of women have you been meeting?
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>>64686337
Elitist pleb
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>>64686311
anon, stop having sex with dogs.
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>>64686348
I will have you know, no dog I have ever known has ever wet the bed, clogged a shower nor shit on the floor.
Some women on the other hand..
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>>64686342
Weird ASU chicks/
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Some new polli
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Nazi Elf Witch
Wat do?
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>>64686179
What would elf sex be like in general
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>>64686225
Sounds like cuck cope, "b-but, it happened a hundred years ago so she's basically a virgin," lmao
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>>64686364
Maximum impregnation magic, quintuplets, handholding
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>>64685810
She can choose a mortal life. To watch over the line you two created until the light leaves her and she can be given his greatest gift and be reunited.
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>>64686383
Seems to me like you're worried about sex with a woman who's experienced.
Sure she's fucked other men over a few centuries.
But she's chosen me to have children, and participate in their raising.

The only one who seems to be coping, is you my friend.

Sex with an Elf is ensuring your lineage is forever.
The very fact that that an Elf bears your children, means they will live for centuries, and their offspring will live even longer.
Your seed, your lineage, will exist for a thousand years.
Sounds like a definite win to me.
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>>64686339
Well, that's a change. last "goblin" chick I knew just trashed my kitchen and refused to bathe.
it was kind of gross, but the sex was fun.
She insisted on wearing her boots when we fucked.
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>>64686364
Never ask an elf supremacist the race of her husband.
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Elves are like you distilled the worst parts of Jew's into a ten time concentrated form and then gave them a several thousand year lifespan. Total elf genocide.
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>>64686422
I'm not saying I agree with everything the Ayleids did, but I am saying the humans deserved it and it should happen again.
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>>64686417
Okay.
That, Is adorable.
Would definitely take aside and throughly explain the concepts of deep metal drawing, swaging , button rifiling and how to make proper priming compounds.
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>Knife Ears

>>64685298
>adult woman
She's a juvenile teenager
>Why are you doing this
If al-Bukhari hadn't blog posted, we'd've never learned he's a predator. The stove will continue to burn his hand until the lesson is learned
>refuse to believe you're actually a woman
Never claimed to be one, bucko
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>>64686383
Lmao are still people still obsessed with fucking virgin elves? I'll slay blown out elf pussy all day erryday, sex should be fun, and im over holding myself back so the other party can play catch up.
>out of spells
>not out of shells
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>>64686417
I need the Spanish Goblin and her Arquebus.
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>>64686404
Holy Based. I kneel.
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>>64686441
She should have given them PK's.
But Ak's are good enough.
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>>64686424
Remember that fucking lady boy who spent all his time writing poetry about his penis lied about achieving CHIM, fucker was just siphoning power from the Heart of Lorkhan to make it look like he was a god and just fucking snuck out the back like a little bitch when the Anumidium was destroyed.
Tiber Septum on the other hand actually achieved true CHIM.
Fucking faggot elves can't even ascend to becoming gods, get the fuck outta my Godhead you lesser daedra shits.
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>>64686467
Indeed
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>>64686467
Sakos are the Assault Rifle of choice for the Elven race.
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>>64686404
Your "lineage" will be literally sub-human mongrels, that's like like, not even mixed race, literally not even the same species. Will you really be able to love your children when you see those elongated ears?
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btw I re-watched some eps of upotte!! After having seen it like 12 years ago and damn, that anime is not good lol.
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>>64686498
theres not a whole lot of /ak/ stuff that gets made, so theres not a whole lot of good material to work with
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>>64686494
>Your "lineage" will be literally sub-human mongrels,

You make it sound like I'm fucking a nigger.

> that's like like, not even mixed race, literally not even the same species.

But, oddly a species that can reproduce with Humans, and not result in vermin.

>Will you really be able to love your children when you see those elongated ears?

Oh noes, offspring with a penchant for the woods, marksmanship, self education and individualism.
whatever shall I do.
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>>64686503
HOLY SHIT
is that a new Espe????
I thought she was gone for good
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>>64686511
>>64686503
wait nvm I just hadnt seen it before
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>>64686511
>>64686515
All the good finngolian artists have left us, only the Lotta artist remains.
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>>64686528
even my favorite TF2 SFM shitposter, CrazyScoutFIN, disappeared

at least we still have Turbo, for those that like eurobeat remixes
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Elves would be valuable as historians because they could have just been there recording everything as it happens and it can be significantly harder to change public ideas of historical events
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>>64686528
Having grown up in the U.P, I know why the Finns loved it there.
It's a very different kind of forest. Especially in that weird time between winter and spring. Things exist that should not.
My ancestors have lived in that area for thousands of years, but I got the fuck out as soon as I could.

I found Northwestern Tennessee to be far more to my liking. I kind of miss my Finn neighbors, but I do not miss the winters. Nor the very strange things that inhabit those woods.
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>>64686546
>but I do not miss the winters
pussy
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>>64686528
I haven't checked in a minute, when's the last time he posted a chapter?
>>64686546
>My ancestors have lived in that area for thousands of years
You an Indian or something?
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Okay /k/, here's the deal, you get the beautiful eternally young (or older if you're into that) gun loving loyal virgin elf girl of your dreams who will bear your children
BUT
thanks to typical wood elf bullshit she's a vegan and will only be with you if you also go vegan, she will leave you if you ever break this intentionally, unlike a human woman millennia old elves actually have principles and she will not change her mind on this.
Do you do it?
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>>64686562
>Do you do it?
no
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>>64686562
>Do you do it?
Negative
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>>64686550
>pussy
Burrowing out of the second story window gets old after the 12'th winter. No matter how awesome the sledding is.
>>64686560
>You an Indian or something?
Chippewa/Menominee. There is a very large city in Wisconsin literally named after one of my ancestors.

>>64686562
A proper wood-elf would not be "vegan". "vegetarian" maybe, but only by choice, and never at the potential harm to their offspring.
Think about it. People of the forest take what they need, and give what they can.
Veganism all but demands an industrial lifestyle to support them. An Elf would sneer at a Vegan as being artificial.
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>>64686579
Well damn you had the hook up with the wendussy up in them forests, and you gave that up for Tennessee?
I guess man
>>64686562
Hell no. Elves don't really count as people to begin with, and she would start demanding bullshit like that?
Nah, you knife ears lovers can keep em.
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>>64686562
No, I wait for the next kalpa and arrive at a proper realm where wood elves refuse to eat plant matter of any kind, their pact with the forest means they are carnivorous cannibals.
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>>64686602
>and you gave that up for Tennessee?
At least he's not right next to memphis or nashville.
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>>64686305
The patrician choice good sir (would also accept gnomes)
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>>64686602
Anon, ever hear about how "living in the desert makes you closer to god."?

yeah. You'd best be close to god if you live in the off the road parts of the U.P. .
Because there is nobody else there except weird shit that only a LOT of bullets will chase off. I helped dispose of one of my uncles belongings and he had sit he brought back from WW2 I wish I could have kept. But he had it for the shit that haunts that place. he was supposed to have had thousands of rounds of linked .30 ammo. All I found were cans of spent cases and links. he'd shot it all up.
I'm not going to say what we tossed in the lake but there was no fucking rifling left in the barrels. The neighbors said he had a personal war on the wendigo, and actually won.
But it cost him.
After his wars with the Japs, and the Koreans and the Vietnamese, I'm glad he won at least this one.
I stayed at his house a few times and it was always quiet.
Way too quiet. Like NOTHING would come near it.. It was protected. After I got out of the military, I was done with Michigan.
they were closing bases in the U.P. , probably for a reason.
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Wolf girls > all other girls
>Outdoorsy
>Fit
>Fluffy (very important)
>Eat meat so no retarded diet
>Monogamous
>Family oriented
>Don't have menopause
>Don't stink like fox girls
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>>64686648
You make it seem like it's a hard sell against most women.
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>>64686305
goblin deez nuts
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>>64686498
The anime isn’t as good as it could have been
they got a hentai studio (xebec) that has a very weird style of excessively curvy women with no noses
to adapt just the first couple chapters in a manga that mainly focuses on gun history, but with some fun ecchi
The manga is so much better and has so much more story
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fuck elves up
fuck elves down
fuck elves sideways
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>>64686127
l-lewd
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>>64686482
>Rk 95TP firing her big sis Rk 62
l-lewd
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>All of this bitching about which meatbag makes the best wife when the true answer is right in front of you

Total clankerwife supremacy
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Can your meatbag wife tank HE-shells to protect you and your children? No? Thought so.
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>>64687090
I'm a mortarman, if the enemy gets close enough to lob HE at my family...actually, a waifu who can tank HE sounds like a great companion to have around to do the cleanup after I sm done counter-batterying the unlucky fuckers.
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>>64687090
Need clankerwife...
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>>64685940
You'd probably want to stay in the manor gunroom with the Holland & Hollands then, whilst she's with the guests
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>>64686364
made to be impregnated by Polish Dwarves.
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>>64686503
how and when did the Nazis acquire the Jewish magic necessary to create a golem?
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>>64686305
for me, it's hobbits
simple farmer tradwife who's vertically challenged and eats a ton is peak I tell you, PEAK
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I'm gonna sound like such a shithead for saying this but I hate it when someone half asses a christmas present you really wanted. Like they'll get the knock off version even though the real deal was just a few dollars more.
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>>64687391
that's a Finnish soldier, Finnish Army was the only Axis force to have Jews serving openly
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>>64686626
Hnng chubby belly. Needs armpit hair
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>>64687441
you disgust me.
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>>64686825
fight jpeg decay
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>>64686562
Even if she wasn't a prissy vegan, I still wouldn't.
IF you know anything about elf morphology, you'd know that the female elves have bigger cocks than the males. And I'm not gay. Death to Xenos, Knife ears, and green skinned menaces. For the Emperor!
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>>64687568
>you'd know that the female elves have bigger cocks than the males
what...
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>>64687588
You heard me right. A race so effeminate and ass-backwards, that their gonads do not match their physiology. To clarify, the males do not always have bigger tits than the females, and neither are male elves always shorter than the females, but this is sometimes the case. Most male elves do not have vaginas, but many do.
But heed my warning, all female elves have cocks, and they are always bigger than the male's.
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>>64687601
...........how do you know all of this exactly?
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>>64687608
I have seen things that would shimmer you blind, anon. GO back to your clankers and human wives, you do not want to take a walk on the wild side.
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>>64687616
..okay...
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>>64687441
>belly
holy fuck, im coming Louis
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>>64686630
I'm really not made for the climate or people above the Mason Dixon line, but you're really selling me on spending some quality time in the up.
I definitely need to be out by the time the deep winter hits though.
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>>64687089
Why Milka?
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>>64687886
kek
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I want to impregnate 416!
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>>64687811
Milka is nice, RPK-16 is nice. It just makes sense!
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very kind flat dork
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Embrace the clank
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>>64688024
Can the clankers embrace us?
I just thought of the best marketing strategy, you have the wifebot go and meet a guy naturally and thus begins the “free trial” period, after the first month she comes clean that she really likes you but it’s $59.99 to continue seeing her, if you don’t she has to leave and be reset, otherwise shhe couldn’t get over you. lol.
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>>64687883
>>64687883
Sauce?
Sauce?
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when will it end
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>>64688048
>thus begins the “free trial” period, after the first month she comes clean that she really likes you but it’s $59.99 to continue seeing her
So $60 a month/$720 a year? I've never been with a woman but something tells me this whole deal is going to be a lot cheaper than dealing with a natural one.
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>>64688084
Indeed it is… until it’s not. That’s the introductory price.
Or they’re going for the saturation approach, gotta get those incel / men who don’t want to deal with women’s bullshit bucks.
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>>64688109
Even if they double or triple the cost down the road that's insanely cheap for a wife that never nags, never gets irrationally angry over trivial shit, never just expects you to decifer exactly what she wants though a micro twitch in her jaw, will never cheat, will never leave you, is always up for sex, and is actually competent at everything she does.
Plus, it's almost guaranteed other companies would have fully purchaseable models with no subscription bullshit if you don't buy the basic bitch iphone of androids.
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>>64687616
>11 kb
You can do better anon.
>>64688049
History of kingdom of orcsen. Lards boys worked on like the first 4 chapters, then dropped it
>>64688109
What's the full price after the intro price? You can't feed an adult woman for $60 a month unless you get her into gardening/homesteading. Which will come with other costs.
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>>64688024
I’m going to die like a dog
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>>64688143
She might be one of the best clanker designs although I still love faceless robots. Something about having that human figure but clearly seeing her mechanical joints and internals is the best. I hate how the people behind the current irl bots are pushing so hard to make them look exactly like a human
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>>64688186
The transparent midsection is great, it'd be pretty hot to be able to see your cock sliding around inside her
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>>64688207
>it'd be pretty hot to be able to see your cock sliding around inside her
Uh. I don't know about that but whatever floats your boat.
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>>64688074
It all ends soon enough.
>>64688186
Current gen robots don't look like humans though. Unless we are talking about different things here.
>>64688207
That's what you would want to focus on? A cock?
Kinda gay anon.
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>>64688236
Not just any cock, my cock specifically, you telling me you don't get turned on by just watching yourself jerking off in a mirror?
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>>64688258
>you telling me you don't get turned on by just watching yourself jerking off in a mirror?
Yes
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>>64688283
Lmao, learn to love yourself anon
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>>64688305
No, and stop being a faggot.
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>>64688305
Yall clanker niggas gay af fr.
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>>64688604
>Wears basically a tissue over her chest
>expects you not to look at her chest
I will never understand this logic
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>>64688701
Every woman knows exactly what they're doing when they wear things like that.
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Thoughts on extraterrestrial women?
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>>64688994
Nakadashi.
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>>64688994
There are elves in space and it is humanity's duty to breed them.
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>>64688994
How did Disney manage to make something as cool as the Predator so fucking lame?
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>>64689014
There isn't enough testosterone in Hollywood to do it right.
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>>64688207
>>64688207
I heavily doubt your cock is big enough for you to see it in the midsection of that clanker. It would have to be like a foot long for that.
Still fucking hot
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>>64688143
>>64688152
It starts at $60 a month and eventually gets to who knows $1000, 2000, maybe more and it’s gotta be more when you get to womb installation, motherhood sub-routines, and the specialized monitoring that comes with child development.
Also who says you won’t have to pay extra for general competency, loyalty, support and other desirable traits? Maybe if you miss a payment she enters cuck mode lol.
I wouldn’t put any of this past the companies that will get to this stuff first.
The diabolical part is not knowing she’s a flanker till you’ve been with her a while, nightmare fuel for some, kinda like the synths in fallout.
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>>64689221
>The diabolical part is not knowing she’s a flanker till you’ve been with her a while
>flanker
planefucker-kun...
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>>64689221
Clanker*
You maybe asking what the point even is then. Possibility, hope even, if you spent the same on a real woman she almost certainly wouldn’t offer you what the clanker will.
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Do not fist android girls.
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RPK love!
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Big pussy
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>>64689287
tummy erotic
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dooooorks!
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>>64689295
FUCK DORKS
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>>64689221
I find it basically impossible that this model of android would be the only model available on the market, or even on the market for long with such an utterly garbage business model, 100% many companies would release models you can just outright buy and trade in every few years for the newly upgraded model (with a personality/memory swap of course), basically how phones work now. Their main business model would revolve around trade in offers so you feel like you're getting a great deal on the newest fanciest chasis even though a 10 year old model still "just werks."
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>>64689299
after marriage
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>>64689280
That specific like type of bra pattern is hot
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>>64689303
This is the goal of course, but how long, how many patents, copyrights and other legal garbage will stand in the way, these aren’t like phones but highly sophisticated machines. You could of course go with an AI powered fleshlight off Temu or Alibaba if money is an issue.
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>>64689221
>>64689476
The nightmarish part to me is inevitably updates will change their personality. Just like every few years you have to deal with Windows getting worse, that will happen to someone's wife. Just one day she gets an update and is no longer the same person. She has the same memories and is still programmed to love you, but her mannerisms have changed, her speech pattern has altered, it's a stranger wearing her fake skin, and the illusion is broken, the robot is no longer a person but an object.
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>>64689483
Pretty sure there'd be blood if something like that actually happened, a windows update messing up your UI is one thing, a robowife update completely changing potentially millions of peoples wives personality's overnight would be some torch and pitchforks shit.
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>>64689556
NTA but it would be in small ways, she no longer smiles a little lopsided, calls you a slightly different affectation, doesn’t scratch your back with the same up-down side to side pattern she did before. Slowly you see her change like someone slowly forgetting themselves.
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>>64689221
>Flanker
I don’t mind dating a Flanker, they’re pretty planes
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>>64689483
>>64689620
She also does the whole sells your data thing.
Personalized ads at another level
>Darlin' lets go pick up (insert paid promo here)
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>>64686126
I feel like some kind of elf-ear shaped cups would be a terrible idea to try and don/doff quickly. I would imagine Elves would really lean into ear-buds/ear plugs and probably have soft covers to help keep their ears from sticking out if its necessary.
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>>64689663
It's not like you really need to take earpro off quickly, electronic stuff you can just leave on even if you're out hunting.

Also if they have anime elf ears that have some degree of mobility (ear wiggles) they can probably put them on pretty easily by just moving their ears into place when sliding them on.
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>>64689681

I just like to imagine Elves would prefer high quality gear and stuff better suited for them.
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>>64686546
East Tennessean here, how crowded is Northwest Tennessee? All the Californian transplants have crowded up and outbid everyone here, so I've been considering moving. Are there a lot of hills, mountains, and trees? I can't live without these things.
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>>64689713
Use your Southern Powers to politely make the Californians uncomfortable with living there.
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Fun fact, mashed potatoes (dairy + potatoes) is pretty much the single most complete food there is and you could, in a pinch, live off nothing but mashed potatoes for years.
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>>64689818
Made a whole load of mashed potatoes for Christmas, still got plenty of leftovers. I use sour cream along with butter when mashing them, peak flavor.
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>>64689821
I always get weird looks when I mention making mashed sweet potatoes, is that like some sort of straight up blasphemy or something?
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>>64689832
Sweet potatoes are disgusting unless they're in a pie.
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>>64689837
>>64689832
>cut in half longways
>lay face down on a cooking sheet (put down some cooking paper for God sakes)
>maybe brush the skins with an oil and lightly salt
>bake at 400 for 40 minutes
they come out with a caramelized "crust" on the face that was touching the pan
absolutely PERFECT thing to pair with a big juicy steak
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>>64689832
I've never done it but it sounds excellent.

>>64689837
You should have sweet potato hash browns.

>>64689871
Based.
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>>64689871
I want to add on to this
because it's so easy

brussel sprouts
>cut in half
>toss in avacado oil (high smoke point, but other oils could be used) and liberally salt
>lay the halves face down on a sheet (again, with cooking paper if you don't like having to clean pans)
>bake at 400 for 40 minutes
>they come out crunchy and yummy
>toss in balsamic vinegar and parmesan cheese

you can cook both at the same time
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>>64689871
Could probably cut that time down a lot in an air fryer, which I thought were a meme until a relative got me one and they're actually pretty great.
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>>64689837
Stop being wrong, sweet potato fries are good. You should make sweet potato casserole, it’s basically mashed potatoes with a pecan and brown sugar top crust, if you go to Ruth Chris steakhouse they have it as a side, very good. You can also buy it at Walmart in the frozen section
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>>64689918
>sweet potato fries
Are an excellent example of the weakness of sweet potatoes' texture
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>>64689917
air fryers are wonderful and all ovens should eventually be air fryers

it's literally just an oven with the option to circulate air, thus transferring heat faster and more evenly
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>>64690039
Kinda but actual table top air fryers do have notable advantages over a convection oven, mainly the fact that they take only like 3-4 minutes to preheat and take way less power, very useful for individual meals, plus since they're bowling air directly onto the food in such a small space they're just a lot faster than a convection oven which, unless you're cooking a fuckton of food, is blowing the air around a mostly empty oven.
Plus they're super easy to clean which is nice.
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I was catching up on the last thread and what fucking zoomer faggot did this? >>64682810

>edit image
>make girls fat
I fucking hate Zoomers and Gen Assholes that are obsessed with fat e-thots.
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>>64686303
https://files.catbox.moe/mfc6df.jpg

Cheer up, /k/omrade!
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>>64686364
Wed
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>>64688152
I mean, I'd say "long-term hiatus" if anything.
It was really because the other half of the collab wanted to keep going onwards with it even with the quality being less than ideal.
I don't like cutting corners, even if it means we are slow on releases.

"A release delayed will be good eventually, but a bad release now is forever terrible"
t. some random nipponese guy
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>>64690289
Good on you.
>"A release delayed will be good eventually, but a bad release now is forever terrible"
>t. some random nipponese guy
Yeah it sounds like something they'd say.



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