You're on the toilet. You hear the sound of your door being kicked in.Tactically, what do you do in this situation? Animals are most vulnerable when they're using the bathroom, and that stays true for humans. I doubt you're carrying a gun with you to the bathroom either.
>>64690076>Animals are most vulnerable when they're using the bathroomMost animals don't use bathrooms, they just shit on the ground.
>>64690076>not keeping a gun in your toilet tank or showerngmi
>>64690079Dogs will go into guard more automatically outside batroom doors when you go for a dump and expect you to be lookout and security for them when they take a shit, a pair of dogs will take turns so one is on lookoout while the other shits.
do u wipe first
>>64690076at home, i am always 3ft-10ft away from a gunplus, i always shit with all my clothes off (i won 4th place in competitive shitting), so i can just run if i need to
>he doesn't know the shower+toilet+bathroom gun stratngmi
>>64690076>not running a cistern Sig>ngmi
>>64690098>i always shit with all my clothes off (i won 4th place in competitive shitting), so i can just run if i need took but how does being nude help you tactically
>>64690093Why wipe? are you also going to pull up your pants?
>>64690105no pants sagging around ankles or an undone belt
>>64690104>sitting on the toilet>sig accidentally discharges into your assYou're playing a dangerous game.
>>64690076>I doubt lol
>the sound of YOUR door being kicked inFantastic, that means I'm at home.>2020+5>not having a shitter shooterI remove my pants completely from my ankles, which is easy since I'm not a fucking troglodyte who wears shoes in the house, and greet the intruder with both my weapons pointed towards the enemy.
>all these people ITT claiming they have a gun for their shitterquit lying
>>64690076>You hear the sound of your door being kicked in.that could never happen because:a) i don't live in a crime infested shithole where breaking in is a daily eventb) my door is made out of metal and not made out of cardboard
>>64690161How would you like me to prove this to you? Wanna post your address so I can break in while you're pooping unarmed?
>>64690105>how does being nude help you tactically>he doesn't know
>>64690225>Wanna post your address so I can break in while you're pooping unarmed?But that just proves I don’t have a gun in my shitter, not that you do. To effectively test this I would have to break into your home as you’re shitting. I’m not one to shy away from a shit off.
>>64690242fake, piss doesn’t go that far
>he doesn't have a shower gunhow are you going to defend yourself if someone tries to hitchcock you?
>>64690280You sound like a weak pisser. Like a baby. A piss baby.
>>64690280Confirmed fatass. You have no usable muscle in any part of your body. It's all atrophied.
>>64690161How do you live in the US, where guns are so easy to get and own, and NOT have multiple guns in every room of your house? I would.
>>64690282>>Confirmed fatass. You have no usable muscle in any part of your body. It's all atrophied.Hey, 2026 is gonna be my year. I might be a fatass right now, but I’ve got goals.And if that doesn’t happen, anyway ozempic exists.Also I doubt being fat effects your piss stream distance. Whats next, it determines how far you shoot cum too?
>>64690319>admitted being a fatass>doesn't understand how to un-atrophy his muscles in any capacity (talks about ozempic and not exercise and discipline)>STILL doesn't understand atrophy>quoted the wrong postYou're a fat, stupid piece of shit. I would only pity you if there were something worth saving.
>>64690076>grab nearest serviceable "weapon">WAAAAAAAAGH!!!>run in such a manner that there is a thunderous sound and the floor shakes with each stepIf they don't make it in before I get to the door there's a good shot they'll fuck off. If they do they'll see a large yoked naked man charging them with something that isn't normally a weapon but absolutely is one today.If housing prices ever go down to the point I don't need a roommate I'll probably put one of those biometric/code lock pistol safes in there and stash a hi-point. OH NO! MY YEET CANNON RUSTED! Anyways...
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>>64690076Jokes on them I have been eating nothing but MREs for the past two weeks.
>>64690076>You hear the sound of your door being kicked in.No, I don't.Imagine having a door that can be kicked in.Anyway, in the event that I hear someone blasting their way in with a shotgun or whatever, if I'm upstairs then I can easily make it to my bedroom guns before they're through the hall. If I'm shitting downstairs then I may be carrying but otherwise they'll have cut me off from both my living room guns and study guns as soon as they're inside. I keep a wrench and some pepper spray in that bathroom for this exact reason.>I doubt you're carrying a gun with you to the bathroom either.I keep a Model 10 in one of my dressing gown pockets. I'm more likely to be armed then wearing pants unless we're expecting guests.>>64690319>Also I doubt being fat effects your piss stream distance>Obesity is a common comorbidity associated with LUTS (e.g. ... weak stream)
