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donkeys
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giving it a helmet is the most compassion ive ever seen ziggers show an animal
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>>64690556
>memes become reality
What a time to be alive.
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>>64690556
Guess an army marches on its ass?
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>>64690556
>are you an assault guy or rear support
My sides have become victims of this clown show war, they will never be the same again.
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>>64690578
heh
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Little guy got better gear than a lot of mobiks.
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Burritimov
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>>64690556
How is this possible? what explanation is there for sending fucking donkeys to the frontline?????
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>>64690648
You know the old phrase "lions led by donkeys"?
They ran out of lions.
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>>64690648
Smarter than mobiks
Faster than mobik
Deadly in hand to hoof combat
Invoke compassion in the enemy
Too cute to rape, thereby saving everyone some time
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>>64690601
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>>64690650
Now it's donkeys led by monkeys.
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>>64690654
Sorry, they're dead too.
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>>64690648
cuckniks actually believed the meme of xaxa puccia stronk)))))) have tens of thousands of tonk)))))))) and now here we are.
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>>64690659
I know what yer problem is
aint got no gas in it
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>>64690578
The ass is led by the ass and everyone will know
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>>64690658
I still believe in Prigozhin resurgence. Mercenary republic in central Africa soon.
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>>64690556
Holy kek, sauce of the twitter account?
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>you've got everything in your helmet
What did he mean by this?
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this retard really has no idea what's going on on the front
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>>64690556
The ass is now truly in the ass
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>>64690708
mf out here really channeling Comical Ali
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>>64690556
>Donkey at first afraid now seems to be following the Ukrainian around
Donkeys like horses are great judges of character. This fella could probably tell that the soldier seemed like an ok guy and would be treated better than at the hands of his previous handlers.
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>>64690708
Considering as an elite, there's a good chance you'll get the window/balcony or car bomb "treatment" for informing him you failed at the task that would have gotten you the same if you'd told him it was a stupid idea to begin with? You'd probably try and buy as much runway as you can until you got good news or enough funds stashed outside of Russia so you can haul ass before the hammer comes down. Their whole government is a clusterfuck of thieves who don't even trust each other.
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>>64690708
Putin lives in an artificial, curated world. The Kremlin doesn't even have internet access because it's perfidious Anglo-Saxon technology or some such nonsense.
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>25k each week vs donkeys
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>>64690778
>>25k each week vs donkeys
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>>64690784
Trump officially confirmed that number.
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>>64690796
>Trump officially confirmed that number.
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>>64690708
2 more gestures of the goodwill and Ukraine will fall
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>>64690796
>Trump officially confirmed
14:1
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>>64690778
So ziggers lose 350k a week? Holy shit, how are they still not depopulated?
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>>64690784
All I ask is that when Taiwan finally pops off, that this meme just reverts to Xi huffing opium.
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>>64690556
I hope that Donk is ok he's a good and cute Donk and it's not his fault.
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>>64690708
He probably shot everyone that could tell him the truth. In april 2022, when my cunts chancellor visitited him, monkeh knew exactly how the front was going and that captueing kiev was a failure.
Now I'm not so sure.
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>>64690841
Most of the working breeds of donkey are much bigger than that little buggers size, he was probably a pet, came from a zoo or circus animal prior to getting drafted.
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>>64690708
>Donald and Witkoff will sit down with this character again and again and somehow Putler is the one who gets his will
Make it make sense pls
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>>64690888
>The US retards will tell the Russian retards that they have to do this
>The Russian retards say no and demand more
>The US retards will tell the Russian retards that they now have this
>The Russian retards say no and demand more

Some time later- heat death of the universe
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>>64690890

I'm so sick of this. We shouldn't be wringing our hands. We should be wringing Putin's neck.

>B-but muh nooks

The Russian military won't follow orders to launch, and will just stand aside if bunker grandpa gets whacked. See Pringle's 24-hour coup.
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>>64690825
70,000 a week (1k a day) is a more conservative estimate. They can keep this up indefinitely since ziggers are soulless cattle-slaves by nature, except the returns keep diminishing because they have nothing to equip the meat horde with. Turns out quantity alone can't make up for lacking any quality.
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>>64690556
Collaboration with the enemy is punishable by death. Shoot the fucking donkey!
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>>64690735
The 2025 polish film "putin" has a scene about this exactly
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>>64690898
Why should westoid politicians debalance the system that let them gain power? They're all pathetic cucks. Have you seen them? They're impostors focused on short term goals.
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>>64690866
A talented film maker should write a script about the puccian donke's life.
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>>64690920
The European states have been pretty much against giving Putin everything he wants and more. Trump has done the opposite, even offering Putin resources from Alaska to do the deal. Imagine 60 years ago - hell, 40 - and telling the POTUS and heads of the military branches that in 2025 the POTUS will be giving away resources in Alaska not to the USSR but to a much weaker Russian state in an attempt to stop them attacking a former USSR state that wants to be friends with the West. You'd either be locked up or shot on the spot for such defeatist and traitorous comments.
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>>64690940
Europoors aren't innocent, Merkel et al closed their eyes to Putin's shenanigans at Crimea for the sake of cheap(er) oil/gas. Now they're moaning because Trump -might- be doing the same himself, which is pure comedy.
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>>64690947
Obviously. Germany even helped build training groups for Russia after 2014 which they used to train for 2022. Germany and France both told Ukraine that Russia wouldn't attack and Ukraine trusted them over the Bongs and Americans who said the opposite. You even had Irish politicians going 'it's them reacting to evil NATO' type comments. So yeah they're not innocent, but we're at the stage now where we're nearly at 4 years completed, starting of 5th year of the war and the POTUS is trying to give Russia everything they want and more and ten years or so down the line, when Russia finishes the job (since no security guarantees or NATO or proper military lol lmao) everybody will do a shocked pikachu face and Trump will be laughing in the Kremlin going 'Well I did my job it was [insert current POTUS] fault lol".
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>>64690898
I know, you know, the euro's know... but we're dealing with meglomaniac egos that somehow think they can do things when they're not even qualified to run a fruit stand. Let alone a country.
>>64690932
Fuck no, that would be horrendously depressing. Probably not as bad as Afghan Donk's life but only by a little bit
>>64690940
You'd have better luck training a goldfish than these cunts, they're utterly useless wastes of time. Just offload some tomahawks and gear to Ukraine, call back around Autumn and see how that's worked out for Russia. Course if Zelensky can get a ceasefire- that will be catastrophic for Russia
>The foot comes off the war economy pedal and it stalls out
>The grunts decide to bog-off and run away now there's no one shooting at them
>Some of them might want to get paid
>All of them will steal something
>A few will get guns and do something... funny
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>>64690947
the europeans are trying to do better, trump is not
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>>64690906
>7 * 1000 = 70000
math king, everyone
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>>64690947
>might
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>>64690947
yes, Merkel - the president of Europe
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>>64690947
I know you're probably being paid to protect your God, but Trump's actions are far beyond even the worst shit that Germany or France did. We literally have a American President trying to give Russia more land and giving them resources from OUR COUNTRY and offering them special trade deals in order to STRENGTHEN THEM when we spent half a century trying to do the opposite. The fact you're trying to claim that your God is 'trying' or 'might' do these things is either you being obtuse, retarded or you're sticking to your script your handlers told you to follow. None of the actions of Trump are positive and as the anon you replied to said, if you told Reagan this, he'd probably strangle you himself.

It is possible for you to critize your county's leader.... unless you're being paid not to, of course.
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>>64690947
To play devil's advocate, the idea was that trade with Russia would actually as its own security guarantee (which trump also believes) because why would Russia disrupt lucrative trade with Europe. Russia could take all their oil money, develop, and turn into a nice European democracy eventually, which worked with all the other Warsaw pact nations. The problem is that Russians are animals.
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>>64690991
>but all them crimean bananans
Its not even onset dementia like Donny Diddler has, like as best anyone can tell Putin's brain hasn't gone full boomer brainrot. He's gotten more eccentric and paranoid which is pretty normal for dictators, I reckon a diet of being fed 'Yes' by a whole lot of bullshitters ranging from the FSB to his upper advisors just said, yeah fuck it. Sure we can.
Then just consulted the oracle for magic invasion day numbers for the most fortuitous time

>course there was no saying who it was fortuitous for
>no refunds, all magic 8ball divination are final
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>>64690708
What matters is Trump gobbles that like good delicious russian cum. Ooooh~ so delicious, so tasty, THE BEST cum with the STRONGEST consistence!
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>>64690708
>Ruins your country
>Fucks your life up
>Sends your kids to die for Stinky
>Hey guys, see these Hohols? Hehe, they look like Hobos now!
They all need to die.
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>>64690940
You mean, much like when America literally allied with the USSR to backstab both the UK and France during the Suez crisis? :^)
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>>64690796
>Trump officially confirmed that number.



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