We were born to soon travel to exotic planets and teach alien women to shoot guns. Feels bad man.
Why does the Avatar franchise feel like it was created by an AI
>>64691510What do you mean? I think it’s pretty creative.
>>64691503>The Navi stand around nine to twelve feet tall, possibly taller.>that round is even larger than an equivalent 30.06.it's estimated length is at least five inches, possibly longer.It's not quite .50bmg, but it's not far off. maybe a special version of .460
>>64691517There is absolutely nothing creative about it. Varang was hot, sure. Other than that they put zero effort into making it "realistic" - I understand it's a cartoon for children and manchildren, but "we hide under the rocks" as a tactic two times in a row is insulting even to children's intelligence.Not to mention zero character or story evolution and part 2 being a copy paste of part one.They could have created a meaningful story and meaningful conflict given the budget and run time.Personally, I would have gone for tunnels with muh lava. Can't just orbital bombard those. Can have WATER TUNNELS (whoah), etc. As is, there is no reason why one AC-130 couldn't have cleared the whole planet.
do you think advertisers do guerilla marketing on 4chan still
>>64691540Some of them do it for free.
>>64691510Because it was literally a tsch demo for mocap tech.
>>64691517>good nature loving noble savage aliens>evil money loving corporate humans>generic, bland sci-fi aestheticsI don't think it's very creative
>>64691549The exact same thing can be said about everything from the Alien and Predator franchises, to Bladerunner believe it or not.
>>64691535I knew the Na’vi were tall of course, but hadn’t thought about how big the bullets must be for guns stepped up to their size. That’s pretty cool.>>64691539I think Neytiri and Loak had pretty good arcs.
>>64691545>A person>Doing something for a $0.00 charge>On 4chan of all placesSurely, no one does anything for free on www.4chan.org, right?
>>64691567Those came out 25 years before Avatar, they are the reason these things are considered generic because they literally defined their genre
>>64691517So Cameron's into evil women?
>>64691503>ANOTHER avatar threadFuck off bluenigger lover
>>64691545that space marine is just like me fr
>>64691589I think so. Varang is sexy evil, and even though Neytiri isn’t really evil at all, she’s a major racist in this one.
>>64691569I still don't know who Loak is. I know Kitty and dreads guy who says bro and Quintich Quarich whatever the fuck. Then the main char, Jake? And Neytiri. That's it. I can't tell the brothers apart, I don't know how he died, I don't know where the little ghetto kid came from, I don't know what the water people are. There is also main whale, blind whale, and rogue whale. And there is chill marine bro just doing his job. Space Karen, space rich kid, friendly blue-simp scientist on the base. No idea what's going on or who Loak is.
>>64691586Nigga, that's because in that 25 year span before Avatar, corpos only got bigger, richer, and arguably hold more power than they ever have had prior to that point (and more so even now.)
Quarrich was cooler when he wanted to exterminate the Blue aliens.Thr mech were cooler when they werent lanklet version of the Alien forklift
>>64691646Quarrich died in A1. Its just genetic material skinwalking as him.
>>64691619Loak is Jake’s son who Jake treats like crap in the beginning because he blames him for his older brother’s death. I thought Loak’s growth and reconciliation with his father was a good story arc.
>>64691510Because it's painfully safe and mediocre.>>64691540No, 4chan is a shell of what it used to be and is about as culturally relevant as funnyjunk these days. If you think logically it's not surprising that the one blockbuster movie out in like the last quarter is getting memed on the net, even if it is the textbook definition of meh/10. There's literally nothing else really playing.
>>64691641That's not an excuse for being so stale and uninspired
>>64691654Oh. I just thought he was a useless little faggot that forgot his comms and didn't know his place. >>64691659>Because it's painfully safe and mediocre.It might have been passable if they didn't put the nail in the coffin with the "take you out the back to kill you", but then punk out like a bitch. Absolutely nu-Disney tier drama.
>>64691510>develop cutting edge motion capture technology for the movie industry>need a project to show it off to studio executives so they give you money to make movies with it>make some cool blue alien dudes>need a story to go with the cool blue alien dudes>"uh... fuck... uh... Pocahontas in space.">slap together a quick movie with shiny graphics and a stolen plot>release it>becomes the highest grossing movie of all time because the goycattle are retarded and like shiny graphics>make 50 more sequels>money.png
>>64691663Ok nigger. YOU make a multi million dollar, original, sci-fi movie. And I mean completely original. You can't use a single inspiration from anything that came before. No Odyssey. No Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. No Dune. No Discworld. None of that nonsense.
>>64691680After his emo phase he gets into because of his brother’s death, he fixes his mother’s bow, gets the tulkun to fight, and helps his dad storm the boat at the end.
>>64691517>"Dances With Wolves" in spaaace!
>>64691663>>64691715It's funny because the original script for Avatar was leaked over a decade ago and it wasn't just X in space. It had sort of Aliens vibe but a the plot was completely different. The main character was Jake Sully's brother that died at the start of the actual movie.
>>64691686>slap together a quick movie with shiny graphics and a stolen plotExcept that this is completely wrong considering that Cameron has literally been dreaming about making these movies for 60 years now
>>64691567>good nature loving noble savage aliens>everything from the Alien and Predator...
>>64691742You relly believe he dreamt about making Pocahontas in space for 60 years? Really? You don't think that's just a cool line for the blu ray directors commentary?
>>64691746> relly believeCameron drew this in 1969
>>64691742Except see >>64691739. Someone that may or may not have been Cameron completely rewrote the story that Cameron had been dreaming about for 60 years.
>>64691755>completely rewroteBut that's wrong. I have actually read the original 1995 concept and it was like 85% similar to what we got in A1He painted this in the 70s
>>64691715>Ok nigger. YOU make a multi million dollar, original, sci-fi movie.What kind of retarded emotional response is this? James, you should be writing better scripts instead of shitposting on /k/.
>>64691746yes cause james cameron is a maseive autist>>64691765honestly that art work is really beautiful shame they have such a lame lazy plotbut the animations and cqi is really top notch>>64691589who isnt? goth girls are in peak popularity now
>>64691804I never understood the "lazy plot" criticism.It's James Cameron. He makes movies with simple stories with amazing action and special effects. Not every film needs to be There will be blood or whatever.
>>64691745Xenos are a hard sell, but they're pretty peaceful if left alone. They're not really a problem for humans until Predators and Weyland-Yutani bring them to Earth. Predators have a strict honor code (or did before the new line of movies), do not hunt unarmed people, nor do they kill children. It's kinda funny that a reptilian race of aliens has more morals and ethics than a reptilain race of people.
>>64691819 I only saw 2 of the new Alien/Predator movies, both were retarded, don't bothered with more
>>64691765>it was like 85% similar to what we got in A1Except it actually made sense. Instead of the blue people outreach program being a waste of everyone's time, they were ambassadors to try and convince the blue people to mine the magic rocks from the floating mountains. In the movie version, the avatars don't make any sense, the floating mountains don't make any sense, and the magic rocks only being under the tree doesn't make any sense. And this is just one example, there was a bunch of stuff like this.
>>64691535Iirc those guns are like .50BMG
>>64691816TWBB had a lazier plot than T2.
>>64691816Yeah he's a popcorn director, the most Disney director that isn't under Disney (last I checked anyway). Turns out the masses like simple thrills, yeah it pisses off people like us that want more substance but that's just the way it goes
>>64691859>Instead of the blue people outreach program being a waste of everyone's time, they were ambassadors to try and convince the blue people to mine the magic rocksThis was implied in the first one tho.>the floating mountains don't make any senseThe unobtainium in the mountains and the ground creates a maglev effect, making them float>and the magic rocks only being under the tree doesn't make any sense.It wasn't only under the hometree, it was just the biggest deposit that was the closest
>>64691890I just don't get the insane vitriol these movies get though.It's like seething at Arnie or Stallone movies for having a "simple" plot.
>>64691905Thanks for reminding me they literally called it "unobtainium"Fucking kek
>>64691918Cameron didn't explain it in the movie but it's an in universe joke that the mineral has a long and boring scientific name that nobody bothers to pronounce so everyone just calls it unobtainium
>>64691913Being plain on purpose doesn't exempt you from criticism
>>64691926When I go into a movie theatre to watch avatar I expect three things:1) cool special effects 2) good action3) hot alien bitchesSo far I haven't been disappointed
>>64691930Based goyslop enjoyer>>64691926Faggy 'there needs to be a deep philosophical in every piece of media I consoooom' beta cuck.
>>64691535The avatar wiki lists the rifle caliber to be 12.7x76mm which should make it very similar in scale to .500 Nitro express (13x76mmR)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.500_Nitro_Express
>>64691940I have a difficult time believing the people who seem to spend a significant amount of time seething and complaining about other people enjoying Avatar are high minded, refined taste, film connoisseurs. I appreciate Andrei Rublev, but don’t think every film needs to be like it to be good.>>64691937And people say AI is useless.
>>64691867To my eyes the case looks similar scale but the bullet looks a little thinner by proportion.
>>64691923Is this real or is this cope like how people say "actually the original script for the Matrix had the machines use humans as processors but test audiences didn't get it so they changed it to batteries instead"?
>>64691819>>64691745BABIES with girl Predator.
>>64691948The bullet in that video is significantly more bottlenecked than the one in your picture, and 500 nitro isn't bottlenecked at all. I suspect the original cartridge was indeed meant to be similar to a big game cartridge at least broadly, but somewhere along the design changed.In other words if that gun in the clip is 12.7x76, you're missing a vital third measurement comparing it to a straight wall cartridge of the same case length and projectile width.
>>64691765>He painted this in the 70sThat's actually impressive. Pretty good and detailed SF painting.
>>64691746Cameron getting stuck on the autistic vision in his head at the expense of overall quality is something that happens a lot more than you probably think. It's just that Cameron has the clout to realize his autistic fixations the way he wants to and doesn't have to answer to anyone about it. It just happens he sucks as a writer and is trying to get his pulpy alien adventure series made instead of something with more teeth.
>>64691937someone should make an ai filtered version with all female navis having massive jugs
>>64691926Getting mad at maccas that they don't serve top sirloin doesn't make you an intelligent critic either. If avatar was trying to sell itself as being a really deep and complex narrative I'd be mad too but it's fucking avatar, it's a glorified tech demo. It's entirely on you for expecting deep and complex philosophical statements from such a film
>>64692106>ai filtersNo need
>>64692057>It's just that Cameron has the clout to realize his autistic fixations the way he wants to and doesn't have to answer to anyone about it.Writers and directors need a leash. It's for their own good, either because the project never gets done otherwise because of perfectionism or because nobody fucking told lucas that jar-jar binks is a stupid idea.
>>64692106Titties sell. They'd probably have atleast doubled the money they made.
>>64692057The thing is, I like pulp. I enjoy the Conan stories and first film too. And I especially like pulp with catgirl waifus.
>>64692107>SellHoly shit no one in this thread is actually talking about paying for a movie are they?
>>64692107No one is mad or trying to be an "intelligent critic", just saying they're shallow movies. Which is a perfectly fair assessment.
>>64692125Normal people still like going to the movies and watching big blue alien catgirls in 3D with a bucket of buttery popcorn and massive thing of Mr. Pib. You should try it sometime. It would get you out of the house at least.
>>64692114>either because the project never gets done otherwise because of perfectionism or because nobody fucking told lucas that jar-jar binks is a stupid idea.Except that in this case the movies each make a gazillion dollars
>>64692139the only thing i watched in theaters in the last 2 years was the 40th anniversary showing of Angel's Egg, there's been hardly anything else worth paying money for.
>>64692147Unfathomably based film taste.
>>64692147That's on you nigga. I went to go see EoE in theaters, and it was actually quite pleasant (mind some fags in the first row yelling stupid shit at the trailers).
>>64692153i watched it all alone too, it was one of the final runnings of the movie, i watched it on a cold sunday evening in an (almost) completely empty theatre with a can of monster.the only other people that came to watch that night were 1 young couple, they were pleasantly surprised by it and enjoyed it, had a hearty conversation with them and then went to bed, comfy times.
>>64692159sad to say i missed that, i was abroad for most of it's time in theater
>>64691905>This was implied in the first one tho.No it wasn't, they just wanted the blue people to fuck off so they could do the mining with their heavy machinery. In the original script, human tech didn't work in the magic flying mountains because the extreme amount of magic was like a permanent EMP.>The unobtainium in the mountains and the ground creates a maglev effect, making them floatExcept in the movie, the unobtainium isn't in the flying moutains, it's beneath the tree.>It wasn't only under the hometree, it was just the biggest deposit that was the closestAnd yet human tech works there, so clearly they could have just found a different deposit and landed a spaceship there and not have to deal with the blue people at all. In the original script the entire planet was incredibly hostile and the human-like blue people were the only thing they could really interact with. In the movie, the planet is largely peaceful and the human-like blue people are their only real problem. Just moving to a location without blue people would have been quick and easy and conflict-free.
>>64692117>>64692106Ai is going to aesthetically "fix" so many movies that do not deserve to be less ugly.
>>64692124Conan is deep and complex I don't know why you niggers are saying "pulp" when you mean "garbage".
>>64692139>Normgroid >CumsoomerPost your gun with timestamp or better yet go the fuck back where you came from.
>>64691976It's mentioned in the companion book which was printed before the release of the movie so it's not a retcon.
>>64692117avatar 4 will have a big tits matriarchal tribe so cameron can finally break 3 billion on profit
>>64692165It does sound comfy.
>>64692191>Conan is deep and complexDidn't Conan start as genre-exploitation-of-the-month chaff written to pay the bills?
>>64691976Straight from Project 880 in 1995. The Matrix thing is completely made up btw. It's been human batteries as far back as the first drafts in the early 90s.>Added to this unique phenomenon is another... Pandora is blessed with a naturally occurring substance a million times more precious than gold. Its joke name of "unobtanium" has stuck, over the years. Unobtanium is a rare-earth mineral, formed volcanically, which is a room-temperature superconductor. >The room temperature superconductor has been the "snark" of modern materials science... a substance which transmits electricity with zero resistance, but at normal temperatures, rather than the liquid-helium cooled superconductors of human science. >Unobtanium does not exist in our solar system. It is unique to Pandora. And it is the reason to go there...the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow bridge.
>>64692191The Conan stories were originally published in the pulp fiction journal Weird Tales. They are quintessential pulp.
>>64692178>In the original script, human tech didn't work in the magic flying mountains because the extreme amount of magic was like a permanent EMP.It's like that in the movie too. Trudy says they are basically flying by eyeball alone when going through the mountains >Except in the movie, the unobtainium isn't in the flying moutains, it's beneath the tree.Its in the mountains too. Why do you think they float?>And yet human tech works thereBecause it's a smaller concentration of the stuff but still large and more easily accessible than the mountains >the planet is largely peacefulNo? Quaritch explicitly says this multiple times
>>64692242>It's like that in the movie too. Trudy says they are basically flying by eyeball alone when going through the mountainsIn the original script, they would have been crashing by eyeball alone.>Its in the mountains too. Why do you think they float?Why doesn't the tree float?>Because it's a smaller concentration of the stuff but still large and more easily accessible than the mountainsOkay, so find a smaller but still large and easily accessible deposit somewhere else. They have spaceships capable of landing anywhere on the planet.>No? Quaritch explicitly says this multiple timesQuaritch is a xenophobe bigot, we're shown zero evidence in the movies that the planet would make any attempt to fight off the humans without the guidance of the blue people. Even the whales were just going to fuck off before the blue people covinced them to fight.
as a plant autist, the thing that pisses me off is that they turned the coolness of the real-life wood-wide-web, a complex connective system of Mycorrhizal fungi and grafted root webs, into the typical "mother earth" bullshit, with the entire pandoran ecosystem being a slave to this dumbass goddess.in real life, this system is an incredibly interesting reciprocal system that allows plants to violently compete and still support younger generations of trees growing beneath the canopy at the same time. direct resources to damaged parts of the forest, create higher resilience to drought, and acts as an information highway that can transport data about humidity, plant predation, and possibly even the vibration caused by large animal movement. i understand it's less digestible or something. but i think it would've been much cooler if it was a completely unthinking third party to the conflict between the humans and na'vi and sprung into action without people praying and calling for it because it recognized parts of it were being destroyed by a foreign invader.alternatively, it'd be more realistic if the na'vi could act as a highly effective insurgent force by using the forest as a covert intelligence network. allowing them to coordinate and track targets by tapping into the connected forest.
>>64691567You are joking right?
>>64691539It's propaganda and it's super sloppy. "On the nose" doesn't even begin to describe how blatant the propaganda is.
>>64691819>Predator>>good nature loving noble savage aliensNo
>>64692259>In the original scriptMultiple characters directly say so in the movie>Why doesn't the tree float?Because it doesn't have the unobtainium in it like like the mountains so there isn't a maglev effectPlus, it's rooted to the fucking ground>Okay, so find a smaller but still large and easily accessible deposit somewhere else.1) because there wouldn't be a plot otherwise 2) it's the Largest deposit in a practical distance>SpaceshipsSo they just have to set up a whole different supply chain using precious fuel and machines? >Quaritch is a xenophobe bigotHe's at least partially right.Even Jake dies almost immediately after landing in the jungle even in an avatar body
>>64692309>propaganda I don't need propaganda to dislike space BlackRock
>>64692309>care for your planet>protect your family>be loyal to your spouse>fuck greedy corpos>marry a catgirlSounds like the right kind of propaganda to me.
I watch Avatar yesterday, It's the fastest of the three take a girl and see it you don't feel the time if you're normal.
I am not normal.
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>>64692378>>64692040He was also a matte painter for escape from new York
>>64692341Don't care waht kind of propaganda it is if it's presented in dumb and retarded way
>>64692406But it has guns and catgirls in space.
If humans can bioengineer avatar fleshpuppets why didn't they just genetically modify themselves to run on the atmosphere? If its for profit just for the minerals with no real financial interest in the pharmaceutical benefits of studying the wildlife why not just do scorched earth from a distance? This is just a tribal fetishism with colonial guilt series for an old boomer who did too many drugs in the 60s.
>>64691503How is Avatar the most grossing movie of all time?
>>64692730Because it's the sloppiest slop that ever slopped.
>>64692570To be fair they did mention that each Avatar body cost like $5 billion to make, so the first question is basically "too expensive."The second question, no fucking idea, hell, why not just drop a single capsule with the flu in it into the middle of a village and wait like four months for 99% of the Na'vi population to die?
>>64692745Maybe the flu virus can’t survive for long in the Pandora atmosphere.
>>64692824>>64692745Canonically the pandoran biosphere just kills whatever earth disease that comes into it.IIRC they managed to cure the common cold with the information or something.This also means that inversely, Eywa could engineer super space ebola and sic it on the humans if they piss it off too much
>>64692741Slop would be some shit like whatever marvel dogshit they shovel out every yearAvatar is a labour of love that has been decades in the making
>>64691913>I just don't get the insane vitriol these movies get though.Its always insufferable weeb faggots that nerdgasm to tedious horseshit like 4 hour long evangelion lore videos. They conflate good storytelling with expositional info dumps because their brains are literally misshapen by trauma and autism. They literally can't comprehend that a simple ass movie like Rocky or The Deer Hunter has more artistry, profundity and humanity than 50 wiki pages of their fav japshit kiekaku plot devices.
>>64692863Don't forget the HFY 40k LARPer faggots
>>64692886only you reddit tourists seethe about it now that the most racist man alive has his blue cat girlfriend
>>64692899I for one have thought Quartich was the best character since the first film and think it's great that he got a crazy goth gf.
>>64692857You must be joking, it's the same garbage
>unironic Avatar worshipThis site is dead.
>>64692899>le cartoonishly evil caricature fucks a blue alien! kino!You're basedfacing about this just like a redditor
>>64692991This is 100% an astroturfed thread, the second post called Avatar creative
>>64692899No, I actually really love both quaritch and recom quaritch as characters.What I can't stand is faggots in every single avatar thread going >le why not just le nuke from orbit XDDDD>uhhhmmm guise why are you supporting da durrty hippies >le humanity first!!!1!1
>>64692975Explain to me how
>>64692975>it's the same garbageMarvel Studios is a literal content mill that pumps out slop by the quarterly. 75% of the films are already prefabricated by jeet vfx farms before the studio picks some flavor of the month indie director to shoot the dialogue scenes. They aren't even allowed to touch the action scenes.James Cameron is an auteur/autist who spent 9 years lovingly crafting every object in Pandora down to the minutiae.Not being able to tell the difference is a glimpse into what being a callous slop-poisoned tard must be like.
>>64692991>unironicIt's always been unironic you fag
>>64691503>me and the bad bitch I pulled by advancing past the paleolithicEywa is the real villain.
>>64693083>I love being a goyslave to an evil megocorporation!
>>64691767>James, you should be writing better scripts instead of shitposting on /k/.Lol this would be the best comedy ever if Cameron would suddenly start complaining about the "fags on /k/ griefing his ass about shit all the time" in his next interview.I'd laugh until I died.
>>64693097Eywa keeps the Cats at stone age level, thus at the mercy of both Eywa and any spacefaring civs. Cardassians wouldn't pussyfoot around like humans.>ATTENTION NA'VI WORKERS...And Dukat wouldn't worry about consent like Papa Dragon.
>>64693011Not astroturfed. I just really enjoyed the movie and thought the parts where Quaritch got a gf by teaching her to shoot was the best part and kind of /k/.
>>64693072>shallow, rehashed, style over substance trite appealing to the lowest common denominatorSummarizes both, it's the exact same kind of entertainment for room temp IQ browns>>64693073>nooo actually Avatar is auteur cinema! my slop is superior to that slop!lol, lmaoI sincerely hope you faggots are paid shills and not being genuine
>>64691948the cartridge seems similiar to 50 spotter
>>64693111>Deep Space 9 but in the Avatar Universe>Humans come to save cat people from space fascist funny prosthetic peopleImagine the kino.
>>64693111>Eywa keeps the Cats at stone age levelAnd advancing past it really helped earth didn't it?>and any spacefaring civs. There are none besides humanity >CardassiansCardassians don't exist in the avatar universe
>>64693123>shallowIt's not>rehashedFrom what?>style over substance Have you never seen a Cameron movie nigga?
>>64692999>Quaritch >cartoonishly evil caricature for... Uh... Because ok?! This is how you prove you're not a redditor?
>>64693136Point is, humans exist, na'vi exist, other spacefarings may exist, and they may be more racist. Also, I'm sure the overwhelming majority of pollution on future earth comes from jeets, but Cameron wants to foist blame on whites.
>>64693146>Point is, humans exist, na'vi exist, other spacefarings may existIf the movie doesn't say they do, if the expanded lore doesn't say they do and if Cameron doesn't say they do then they don't.You're just trying to desperately justify your seethe towards a blue cat people movie>B-BUT DA SPEHS MUHREENS WOULD TOTALLY BEAT THEM FORREAL
>>64692999Because it is kino you low T fag
>>64693123>Avatar is auteur cinema!It is actually. It is masterfully crafted pop culture cinema by the literal genius who created terminator and aliens. Just like the beetles, Elvis and Michael Jackson represent the pinnacle of the art pf pop music, Avatar is right up there with Jurassic park and T2. Deal with it gaylord.
>>64693130See, that's the series I'd make.>nagging HR Eywa keeps Na'vi at stone age for her own pleasure>Cardassian-esque civ comes to Pandora for resources>Eywa's perpetual childhood of the Na'vi backfires and they're enslaved easily>Humans come to Pandora to trade with Cardassians>something something eventually Human-led Na'vi insurgency starts>initially Eywa is happy for human support>then it becomes clear that the Na'vi cannot and will not return to stone age>Eywa switches sides to the Cardassians and now the Na'vi-Human alliance must fight the old "goddess" as well
>>64693162Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter.
>>64691746>>64692057>two for me, one for you>the dream of being so consequential and accruing so much clout; the collective world of onlookers just have to grimace and clap at your autistic overdone train set you spent 80 years overYou’ve sold me on the franchiseI know nothing about him or it but I hope he releases a series of cobbled together factoids on it no one asked about that makes everyone uncomfortable. I hope theres sketches as well.>>64692106That’s for the epilogue where they have them in zoos/brothels off planet after it’s been integrated on the galactic stage>>64693111>basically extra long blue cat dryads?
>>64693144>It's notDo you genuinely think it's deep?>From what?Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas, The Last Samurai, itself>Have you never seen a Cameron movieYeah, some of them are good, the Avatar movies aren't>>64693145He is barely a character, just a cliche evil militaristic guy that you can find in a hundred different movies, series and video games
>>64693175>but I hope he releases a series of cobbled together factoids on it no one asked about that makes everyone uncomfortable. I hope theres sketches as wellOh, you mean every avatar movie promotional interview he's ever done?
>>64693164Laying it on too thick here, have a (You) for effort I guess
>>64693179Oh, yeah, this series is another "Saldana paired with white boy" production.
>>64693162>Because it is kinoBrownoid "argument".
>>64693177>Do you genuinely think it's deep?No, but it doesn't need to be>the last samurai I bet you're one of those people that think Tom cruise is the last samurai>just a cliche evil militaristic guyGlad to know you haven't watched the movies
>>64693136>And advancing past it really helped earth didn't it?Given that they have spaceships, genetic manipulation and automatic weapons and the savages do not, I'd say yes
>>64693187Don't really care what you call me, fag.
>>64693162These are unironically my heeb in laws
>>64693190Earth is also a polluted overcrowded shithole
>>64693162Nigger you are basedfacing in front of the latest goyslop trite, you don't get to call anyone low T.
what happened to the “bussin” cat?
>>64693202Only because we didn't force the thirdies to be civilized.
>>64693203And you are seething because people like avatar so who's more low T
>>64693205Dead, harpooned even
>>64693211Making fun of dysgenic plebbitors like you is a high T activity.
>>64693202sounds like we need to expand to more planets then
the based position here is to not have strong opinions on the movies as they are a visual spectacle with a simple premise that will probably be a decent bit of fun to watch if your normalfag friends/family pay for your ticket (my situation) but ultimately it's biggest value is as a springboard for sensual erotic fantasies with 10 foot tall blue cat women, and the artisans who will make these fantasies come to life with drawings.
>>64693230>shit up a place and don't bother to fix it>just move somewhere not shitted upTurdie thinking
>>64693236Remember that this specifically was Cameron's goal>>64693179
>>64693239>it's either orthirdie mentality.the whole point was to get unobtanium from pandora and use it to solve the energy crisis.
>>64693236Why do faggots shilling this movie always post the same 3 fanarts of this repulsive blue nigger
>>64693236woah that is hot
>>64693243Nigger, you were the one who said you "needed" to expand>use it to solve the energy crisis Lmao, the RDA doesn't want to solve shit because then they'll lose all the money they make from mining the shit and bringing it back to earth(They also sabotage all research into alternatives because they conveniently have sole monopoly to everything coming off of pandora)
>>64693177>Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas, The Last SamuraiThe last samurai is pocahontas in japan, dances with wolves is civil war pocahontas, fern gully is magic pocahontas, so the fuck what? All of these are great movies midwit. All great art is iterative, since the fucking dawn of time. Shakespeare literally copy pasted plot points from antiquity. Whats funny is you midwits will drop the pocahontas line and then slurp up teen boy isekai shonen #2893 like its the most mind blowing thing ever conceived.
>>64693244>same 3 fanartsYou can just ask me to post some more anon
>>64693111The cats are pets at most, antibodies at worst. Do you want your dog to industrialize your dining room? You always have to remember the Planet is a literal character, not some vague force.
>>64693258>Whats funny is you midwits will drop the pocahontas line and then slurp up teen boy isekai shonen #2893 like its the most mind blowing thing ever conceivedOr even better, jerk off to shit like 40k
>>64693258What if I hate all those movies retard.
>>64693271You're a faggot with no soul then
>>64693258>All of these are great movies midwit.They are not. >slurp up teen boy isekai shonen #2893>40kI don't watch anime or care about 40k, you're going to need a better strawman.
only review that matters is up broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp5mQ15q3Ig
>>64693266>pets at best>antibodies at worstWhat happens if you take them off you planet?Would it be painful? Do they become comprise and die or just get kinda sad?
Who snuck a /tv/ thread here? Either talk about blowing shit up with your blue wife or leave.
>>64693244if you wanted more, you just had to ask.
>>64693257>you were the one who saidnot that anon, i was interjecting.>i am going to speak for them, because i don't like the in-world explanation for mining on pandoraok.
>>64693300>another HFY fagYAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNN
>>64693318>the in-world explanation for mining on pandoraThe in-world explanation is that they are there for money
>>64693324money they will make from solving the energy crisis.the collapse of human civilisation is not good for a megacorpo anon, you're up your own ass.
>>64693331And solving the crisis isn't in their interest either Also it is canon that they do actually sabotage the alternatives to unobtainium
>>64693331NTAIn the first movie the only explanation was "it's money" and there was not a single thing about it they said was specifically useful. They could have been snorting it.I don't know what the later movies said because I didn't watch them.Also anything that stops urbanoids from starving and dying of exposure is evil. /k/ is a staunchly pro collapse board.
>>64693345They say it's a room temperature superconductor
>>64693331The energy crisis is their own damned fault. The interstellar transport network uses up a truly colossal amount of energy with every single launch, between the energy used to create antimatter for the ship reactors and the massive laser that pushes the ISV's sail, which uses enough power in a single launch to run a large country for a year.
are you retards actually arguing about the economics & politics of a fantasy movie made by a leftist boomer who made the military forces of that futuristic world deliberately incompetent to make the non-humans win?
>>64693162>calling someone low T>over the most recent memeslop Does your wifes black son know you're on here?
>>64693369>most recentI've been jerking off to Na'vi women for almost 10 years now faggot
>>64693267>Or even better, jerk off to shit like 40kThe funny thing is i actually like 40k. Few things can tickle the lizard part of my subconscious that craves baroque displays of violence and dominance like Big brutal space knights murdering waves of aliens can. I just accept 40k as the cotton candy retarded fun that it is. The "Um actually 40k is a total ripoff of Rome, the bible and medieval Knights" like midwits like to do to avatar is an extremely gay non-critique. >>64693271>>64693290>What if I hate all those movies retard.>I don't watch anime or care about 40k, you're going to need a better strawman. My mistake big dogs, please accept my apology. Step aside everybody. We got a couple of badasses who only watch black and white ww2 documentaries coming through.
>>64693300>the worst thing humans were doing was hunting whales I don't see the big deal it's not like they were slaughtering the Na'viSo he just missed the whole thing about the whales being sapient beings who are capable of speech?
Honestly what ticks me off the most is powerscaling faggots going "Oooh, if this planet-busting Space Magic faction was here the stone age blue cat aliens will be in sooo much trouble!" as if it's somehow impressive.Like. Fuck the entire hell off. Avatar is, for the most part, a hard sci-fi setting, where just GETTING TO Pandora is a herculean effort. They do not have the time nor the mass to 'just drop rocks on them bro' or whatever, nor is fucking destroying the only other known semi-habitable planet in the galaxy a viable option.
>>64693379>you don't like avatar, 40k or anime? you must not enjoy anything!This is the mindset of the average consoomer, how fucking grim. I'm not surprised you can't tell the difference between being inspired by aesthetics and rehashing narratives. The majority of stuff I enjoy is low-brow slop btw.
>>64693379I like both 40k and avatar. I just don't get people who get genuinely angry at the thought of avatar movies
>>64693419>The majority of stuff I enjoy is low-brow slop btw.So don't act like you're any better moron
>>64693416who cares?I'm killing anything to be immortal.
>>64693418>Like. Fuck the entire hell off.I don't post basedjaks because I'm not a faggot but that's exactly how I picture you
>>64693431>don't act like you're any betterI am, though. Avatar belongs to the absolute bottom tier of slop among things such as F&F and capeshit.
>>64693434So far you're just killing time.
>>64691545So the fire tribe blue people are fighting with the humans? Or am I missing something here
>>64692863>>64692899I think you're projecting your autism onto others in a very innapropriate manner. Next you will try and tell me Metal Gear or Kingdom Hearts is complex.
>>64693494Yes. Quaritch gets briefly captured by sexy fire shaman lady (Varang). She is amazed by guns which she thinks are magic. He teaches her to shoot and she's impressed by him. He escapes. But later when he needs help tracking Jake, he goes to her village to meet her and he offers to give her tribe guns in exchange for her help. She agrees and loves the guns so much she drags him to her tent to fuck and becomes his gf. It's the best sequence of the entire movie.
>>64693497>Reddit non sequitur to continue vitriolic seethe about avatar
>>64691503>>64691510>>64691517>Dances with Wolves in SpessCameron is only really good for the technical side of filming things. He's a hack when it comes to the writing side.
>>64693512Interesting. Thanks anon
>>64691503>teach alien women to shoot guns
