strategic marriage alliances
>>64692374glock 21 with black talons
>>64692374gock 9mm and m16a2 clone
one tactical dildo
American fashion is a joke. At least it's not a baseball cap, I guess.
>>64692374Something Spanish from the 17th century.
>>64692374I never got these retarded highway patrol hats, or some of the ceremonial garb that is an active hindrance with no practicality
>>64692374The shaving blade sharpens itself on that chin.
>>64692374>last thing you see after getting pulled over in Nebraska
>>64692374>moonman without his mask
>>64692374Fists embedded with a dozen teeth
>>64692374.357 Colt Trooper and a 12 gauge Remington Wingmaster riot gun.
>>64692463>what is point of stupid hatit gives you something to toss onto the bed before you start beating your wife or kicking your dog
>>64692419>American fashion That's a service uniform. That hat dates back the the Spanish American war.
>>64692463It, like most hats is designed to protect your head from the weather. Particularly sun and maybe light rain and they do that pretty well. As I said before, they date back to the Spanish American War and were particularly popular for hirse mounted troops.Pic related is>Patton and the boys about to kick the shit out of some Mexicans.
thwo 357.magnums one tactical AR straigh out of his ass shiping box where his unopend bodycam is stil inside and one dildo to cew on
>Boots? Polished>Shirt? Starched>Oakleys? Worn>Gun? Loaded>Body cam? Off
Knifehands
>>64692374Colt 6920 and a glock 23
>>64692876And it looked stupid back then as well.
>>64694702Im going to assume its too much cloth and not enough beads for your tribal preferences.
>>64692419>American fashion is a joke.As compaired to British wearing Fleetwood Mac teeshirts or Germans wearing Slipknot teeshirts?
>>64692374>THPGlock 45 MOS
>>64694714KEK
>>64692374Louiceence and pigmentation. STEP out of the ve-hyyckle
>>64692922>they date back to the Spanish American WarReminder there is a great book about this war available for free download on gutenberg.org, "The Gatlings at Santiago". It was written by Lt. John H. Parker, the commander of the first official machine gun unit of the US armed forces. If Parker and his unit hadnt acquitted themselves so brilliantly in that war, earning the highest praise from later-to-be-president Roosevelt himself, military history might have taken a very different turn. It is a great book, as informative as it is readable and entertaining. Parker has some amusing insights about the Cuban native soldiers that would prevent that book from ever getting published nowadays, LOL
>>64692374>Boots: polished>Uniform: spotless>Pepper Spray: double strength>Taser: overvolted>Pistol: Smith & Wesson Model 29, .44 Magnum>Nightstick, irrelevant, God gave him two fists>Bodycam: never been turned on>>64692387Nice.
