>Invents modern rocketry>Opens inter-dimensional portal to hell/aliens/demons through degenerate gay sex>Directly inspires NASA>Directly inspires scientology>Life story elevates TV as a medium, forever >Refuses to elaborate, diesSay something nice about Jack /k/
i've seen footage
He looks fruity but also very confident of himself, I bet he tops gentlemanly
>>64693633Why is he making a pipe bomb?
>>64693633Edward Teller was much more /k/. He concealed carried a suitcase nuke and would regularly have sex on top of the trinity atomic bombs. Guy was just out here living his best life.
>>64693633You know you've got something truly special when a guy has a fuck off huge category box on his wiki page like this.
>>64693633>Cause of Death: Explosion
>>64693633>gives his wife a pistol as an proposal gift>spends hours in the tub playing with toy boats>dies in a massive explosion in his home lab/k/ as fuck
>inspires scientology I love L. Ron's military career so much>while in Australia awaiting transport to the Philippines, Hubbard was suddenly ordered back to the United States after being accused by the US Naval Attaché to Australia of sending blockade-runner Don Isidro "three thousand miles out of her way".>In June 1942, Hubbard was given command of a patrol boat at the Boston Navy Yard, but he was relieved after the yard commandant wrote that Hubbard was "not temperamentally fitted for independent command". >In 1943, Hubbard was given command of a submarine chaser, but only five hours into the shakedown cruise, Hubbard believed he had detected an enemy submarine. Hubbard and crew spent the next 68 hours engaged in combat. An investigation concluded that Hubbard had likely mistaken a "known magnetic deposit" for an enemy sub. >The following month, Hubbard unwittingly fired upon Mexican territory and was relieved of command
>>64693706Xenu made him do it.
>>64693706Based, kek
>>64693682based
>>64693706In a former life he captained the Kamchatka.
>>64693706>Hubbard and crew spent the next 68 hours engaged in combat
