New Year's Bread - To A Tomboy I'll Be WedPrevious thread: >>64686073>image limit reachedhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>with this sweet script you can hear pictures of your tomboy wife talking to you
it's just that easy
>>64694801>Thought I saw his 1903 and jointed doll in a waifu thread this monthI am not the schizophrenic.
>>64694948Do Monster cans actually fit in Alpenflage pockets?
There are no more tomboys
>all of my family is going to some boring party in the city>say nope no way>aunt is staying home at her place>tells me to come over for the night so I can help her get food ready for the usual new year's day meal (at her house this year)Hmm. You know when you sometimes run into a 'normal' IRL situations but because you've spent so many years on 4chan and sadpanda and stuff your mind just automatically takes you in a different direction?
>>64694949Why do heavily blushing (like entire face is beet red) girls turn me on so much bros>>64695117I've been cranking it to my aunts since middle school anon, if she's attractive I'd say lewd thoughts are relatively normal
>>64695091You can fit one of each pretty well on the 2 front pockets of the field shirt, but not the arm pockets. Not sure if you can fit 2 cans in the bottom front pockets of the parka though.
>>64695117>>64695263Insest is a sin
>>64695117I mean who hasn't jerked it to their aunt a couple times? It's like you don't see her often enough for those natural anti-incest instincts to kick in, but do see her just often enough to have a good picture of her in your head, a deadly combo.
>>64695345>t. Anton Mussert
>>64694991I shouldn't even be surprised you're someone else. Chair Force Schizo has no more of a power level than any other failed normoid like al-BukhariStill, I underestimated how popular >>64683430 Springfield remains>>64694948>rounding out the year with OstwindAs you wish, hope the pain was worth it!
>>64694948>>64693994my plan is to get a GF or kill myself by my birthday next year.
>>64695334Xwedodah is a virtue
>>64695471>kill myself by my birthday next year.why famalam, that prevents any chance of it happening the year after your attempt.
