New Year's Bread - To A Tomboy I'll Be WedPrevious thread: >>64686073>image limit reachedhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>with this sweet script you can hear pictures of your tomboy wife talking to you
it's just that easy
>>64694801>Thought I saw his 1903 and jointed doll in a waifu thread this monthI am not the schizophrenic.
>>64694948Do Monster cans actually fit in Alpenflage pockets?
There are no more tomboys
>all of my family is going to some boring party in the city>say nope no way>aunt is staying home at her place>tells me to come over for the night so I can help her get food ready for the usual new year's day meal (at her house this year)Hmm. You know when you sometimes run into a 'normal' IRL situations but because you've spent so many years on 4chan and sadpanda and stuff your mind just automatically takes you in a different direction?
>>64694949Why do heavily blushing (like entire face is beet red) girls turn me on so much bros>>64695117I've been cranking it to my aunts since middle school anon, if she's attractive I'd say lewd thoughts are relatively normal
>>64695091You can fit one of each pretty well on the 2 front pockets of the field shirt, but not the arm pockets. Not sure if you can fit 2 cans in the bottom front pockets of the parka though.
>>64695117>>64695263Insest is a sin
>>64695117I mean who hasn't jerked it to their aunt a couple times? It's like you don't see her often enough for those natural anti-incest instincts to kick in, but do see her just often enough to have a good picture of her in your head, a deadly combo.
>>64695345>t. Anton Mussert
>>64694991I shouldn't even be surprised you're someone else. Chair Force Schizo has no more of a power level than any other failed normoid like al-BukhariStill, I underestimated how popular >>64683430 Springfield remains>>64694948>rounding out the year with OstwindAs you wish, hope the pain was worth it!
>>64694948>>64693994my plan is to get a GF or kill myself by my birthday next year.
>>64695334Xwedodah is a virtue
>>64695471>kill myself by my birthday next year.why famalam, that prevents any chance of it happening the year after your attempt.
>>64695345I know what kind of man you are.
>>64695599Wait a minute, I recognize that tone...How's it going mommy fucker?
I want to take SPAS-12 to dinner!
>>64695602God fucking damnit there is literally no fucking way you were able to tell it was me from that post man what the fuck. Literally ANYONE could have said that because of the messed up nature of what anon was talking about
>wife bought patches from PK for me for christmas>he hasn't shipped them>wife sadI know you're here PK. You better apologize to her.
>>64695605RIP anons wallet
>>64695615What can I say, you have a very recognizable writing style, the moment I saw "kind of man" I just knew
>>64695334Spending the night with my nice but loney aunt(hot) and making her a bit happy is sinful then I don't want to be virtuous.>>64695602>>64695615I feel like there must be a story behind that name.
>>64695648Anon has a mommy incest porn kink he's ashamed of, he also has a very recognizable writing style that makes him very easy to spot.Anytime you see a very "unsure" of itself posts with a ton of ... everywhere you know its him.
>>64695499because I've had one before. Many, before. They never seem to stick around. This most recent one was the best I've ever had, and I had planned to marry her. I will die young or I will die loved, and the next person I fuck will the last, one way or another.
THE ATF CAN HAVE MY SPARKLERS WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
>>64695761FUCK dorks
>>64695091I don't have any monster laying around but I'll try it with some beer cans tonight.
Help, I'm going down the LittleArmory rabbit hole again even though I've no more space to really display anything
