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There is a rescue boat waiting for you on the coast. Between you and the boat is every carnivorous dinosaur from Jurassic Park films. You have one gun and all the ammo you can carry for that gun. What gun would you use?
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>>64699626
Arma - Dino Crisis expansion map
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Jumping in to point out that OP specified "Jurassic Park films", so we can disregard those god-awful Jurassic World films entirely
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>>64699626
>You have one gun and all the ammo you can carry for that gun. What gun would you use?

M4A3 Sherman mounting the 105mm Howitzer, and all the HE it can carry.
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If this counts as a gun, then a split of HE/HEAT/canister/gas rounds, bandoliered to every part of my body
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>>64699664
Are there heat rounds for that?
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>>64699673
Dual purpose HE/HEAT
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>>64699626
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>>64699626
>carnivorous dinosaur
Like mammals, the most dangerous dinosaurs will be herbivores stomping the shit out of you. Carnivorous dinosaurs would likely be far too unsure of what you are to see you immediately as prey. Malcolm from the first Jurassic Park book asks Hammond why the Raptors actively hunt humans and the fat scottish fuck ignores him.
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>>64699626
They call me "Battlefield 3 multiplayer" the way I be running a USAS-12 with FRAG rounds.
Also buck, bird and slugs.
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>>64699626
Colt .45 SAA x2
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Climb a tree so these niggersauras can't get me.
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>>64699626
1911 in .45 APC
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I think I just die. What one gun can be used to fend off both a t-rex (or any large carnivore) and those little assholes that eat Peter Stormare’s character after he zaps them? Barrett m107 with an underbarrel 10/22?
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>>64699664
I'll do you one better. Picrel or the new PGS grenade launchers. 36 round standard combat load, but I'd take 50 or so minimum depending on whether or not I have a vehicle.
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this is the gta v map
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>>64699626
on what coast retard. what part of the map, the whole island has a fucking coast.
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>>64699626
you have a map and you dont have the common decency to mark our startIng locations and the locatIon of the boat? lazy slide thread making bitch
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Oh boy it's this thread again!
>one gun
NO! Taking what can be reasonably carried.

>4lb super shorty in a dropleg holster for the fliers and skitterers
>4.5lb AR15 at low ready for mid size dinos like raptors
>13.5lb anzio superlightweight 50bmg slung for the big boys

Before ammo/gear, that's only 20lbs of gun that can handle anything on the island.
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Im packing a m1918bar and grenades, this isnt challenging at all if you just make a b line for the coast and dont waste time
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>>64699626
13.5mm Mauser ap should ventilate any Dino I come across. The rest is down to me and evading detection.
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>>64699626
>>64699930
relevant video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pf6E8yjMAI
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>>64700005
Not OP but here you go. This should be the hardest path.
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>>64700070
>center of map
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>>64700070
yeah i would just go along the coast the entire time, easy scenario. dont need to fire a single shot
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>>64699692
dream bigger.
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>>64699695
Obligatory reminder that in the books Hammond was, as he would be in real life, a soulless corporatist who fucked people over left and right.
That "giant kid who got to play with the world's best toy" look from the movie's Hammond was a lie.
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>>64700070
If I'm required to take that route: custom dueling pistol in the shape of a demon's penis chambered for 0.65 cal balls and hot-loaded.
I immediately use it to shoot myself in the head and get the struggle over with so I can at least leave a fascinating skeleton behind.
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>>64700073
OP's scenario isn't as fun.
>>64700077
You have to pick up your 9-year-old pink tutu-wearing daughter from the Pteranodon area in the rough middle of the island.
>inb4 I can always try for another kid
Your Bitcoin wallet password is there too.
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>>64700111
kek
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>>64700100
I like both interpretations of Hammond. It's not like they were going to turn Santa Claus into a cutthroat bastard.
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>>64699626
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>>64700129
This. I enjoy wide eyed misled grandpa just as much as comically cheap compy chow man
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>>64700118
Damn! The dinosaurs are going to steal all my bitcoins!
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>>64700182
Philosoraptor says buy the dip



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