You wouldn't shoot this lil guy right?
>>64700878i would pet it, as instructed.
Look at that fucking slut
>>64700878I would do unspeakable things to it
why are the cops there to arrest that deer?what crimes did it commit?
>>64700917he was vandalized
>>64700917that doe is underaged
Waste of ammo at that range, club it to death with redwood instead.
>>64700917Fraud.
>>64700878No I would slit it's throat and then eat it.
>>64700878With a tranq dart so I can take it home and make it my pet instead. It will dine on the finest oats, good hay, apples, and other things that are good for deer and I will brush it every day and enjoy cuddle time.
I'd shoot inside it
>>64700892>>64700914
>>64700878>Lust-provoking image>irrelevant, time-wasting question
>>64700878no, you recycle it
>>64700878Fuck noIt's a plunging shot onto asphalt and there's two cars and a house right behind it.
People on this board should be put in death camps.
>>64700917Petty larceny[spoiler]He stole a buck[/spoiler]
I would maybe offer to buy it a nice handbag or a pair of shoes
>>64700878Dammit /k/ I already rubbed one out tonight
>>64700880fpbp
>>64700878No, I wouldn't want to blast someone's pet deer. It seems unfair to shoot a deer that's acclimated to humans and doesn't avoid them, and as a matter of policy, I'll never shoot at anything with a collar or blaze orange on it.
How hard is to get away with killing hunters in the wild?
>>64701469Hunters get away with it all the time.
>>64701009B A S E D
>>64700878I shoot hunters
>>64700878Fuck no, she's gonna come live with me. Free belly rubs and corn nuts until she's fat and old.
>>64700878the thought of the deer munching on leaves or something while it's owner spray paints "PET" on it is too funny to me. Obviously deerts aren't domesticated animals but I wonder how difficult it is to take care of one as a pet
>>64700878https://youtube.com/shorts/FE_NUkjND30?si=mNErxaWVuyz0lSky
