What the fuck is this thing that's supposedly "guarding" the venezuelan presidential palace right now? It looks like a five year old's drawing of an armored car
>>64709294M16 Tacotruck
>>64709294It's doing the best it can OK?!
>>64709294BRDM with an upgraded turret?
>>64709294Why does the barrel have ED?Where's the rest of the security detail?
>>64709294A Cadillac
>>64709308>Where's the rest of the security detail?
>>64709308Idk but it's unironically rolling down the street like that https://x.com/i/status/2007352677714538836
>>64709294Either s cadillac gage commando or the related dragoon 300Venezuela keeps around both.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_Venezuelan_Armed_Forces
Made in USA.
>>64709376What happened to the turretWhy is the venezuelan turret so much shittier
Cadillac gage commando. A favorite of turdie armies whose only threat were armed insurgents and dissidents.
>>64709352That list is an absolute clusterfuck. Cold War Soviet and French tanks, Russian SPGs and old American towed pieces, German and Israeli stuff sprinkled in.
>>64709376>>64709381It's the Dragoon 300. Custom turret.
>>64709386Welcome to Thirdie Armies, where you diversify your suppliers based on geopolitics, availability, affordability, and the bribery skills of arms salesmen.
>>64709294The US will be called strategic geniuses by /k/ for defeating this army btw.
>>64709426It's stronger than the current russian army though
>>64709436True, Russia was literally using ice cream trucks.
>>64709449I’m upset there wasn’t vatnik damage control trying to spin this into being the pidoristan equivalent of ice cream barges
>>64709381They removed the stowage bits? Like, looks the same otherwise.
>>64709454stop seething
>>64709294just saving face
>>64709467This nigga seething
Expect an absolute fuckload of turdie seethe today
>>64709504Yeahhttps://xcancel.com/search?f=tweets&q=Venezuela+
>>64709462Lol, didn't even think of that, and neither did they.Missed opportunity.>>64709515I mean, no, they aren't.
>>64709504it is a day ending in day after all.
>>64709332>Those reverse joint legs.OP's pic is AI for sure.
>>64709504I cant fucking wait to bask in all their rage
>>64709524nah>https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2007351804565319951
>vatnik damage control trying to spin thisIt literally just happened and none of the bots have their scripts ready for them yet, which speaks to how unexpected this move was. Wait a couple hours for them to start spouting the same talking points on repeat.
>>64709539Like you are doing right now?
>>64709535Man I bet OP got his pic from that tweet. He didn't even read the comment saying what it was.
>>64709547No, since I'm not doing anything right now.
>>64709557>muh vatniks>muh turdiesLiterally fucking Cadillac Gage Commando Dragoon 300.
>>64709294>I was guarding Mike!
>>64709352>75 m18 hellcatswhat are the odds we'll see one of these?
>>64709568Yes, and? Vatnik bots (humans who post from scripts) are a real thing. I've fucked around with them in youtube comments a few times. They love talking about shovels and the ghost of Kiev.
>>64709454>ziggers hate Trump again
>>64709308>Where's the rest of the security detail?Asleep, running for the borders, or just chilling at home
>>64709989The snoozer found a new job?
>>64710029Uhhh, Russiabros? The Americans speedran their 3 day operation.
>>64710069Dementia Donnie Diddler dindu is now getting all lathered up in free Venuz crude. However, that pic I posted I'm pretty sure its AI, but AI is getting harder to spot so, shit I dunno anymore.
This is a message to all turdies that seethe and rage impotently at the US: you exist because we allow it.
I took this pic last year when i was working on a project in there, it should be the same thing
>>64710092Man, the only ones US can fight with are turdies. Member those unexploded tomahawks? Now imagine trying to, e.g., demolish UA grid (which already took russia several years, tensof thousands missiles and hundreds of thousands of drones), and half your tomahawks are duds
>>64710118Nice military bicycle. It's still in its box, too, so it must be brand new!
>>64710029Completely fucking illegal, but also why can't it be Monke? I doubt running this operation above Moscow would have had that much worse results.
>>64710125Take it easy bud
>>64710029They said they've captured him, so who knows.
>>64710125>Man, the only ones US can fight with are turdies.Yes, all enemies of US are thirdies.>Member those unexploded tomahawks?You mean those shiny supposed warheads laying around with zero damage and no missile fragments in sight? Very impressiev, now russian failure to hit any valuable Ukrainian inftrastructure totally doesn't matter and US is totally the same. I think anti-zigger russians call this reverse cargo cult?>Now imagine trying to, e.g., demolish UA gridI remember blackouts in Belgrade, i think it took US less than a month to do it since their involvement in the conflict, on the first attempt
>>64710167>all enemies of US are thirdiesUh-huh, especially China>shiny supposed warheadsI remember vatnigs coping exactly the same when they were shown a Kinzhal warhead. That's just what a warhead looks like dumdum>failure to hitOh, they don't fail to hit. It's just that soviets knew what they were doing. Tbf, even chink grid is much more fragile, so it's not the best exampleMember multi-day blackouts in Spain, France and some other countries? Wouldn't have happened if they had an ACУ from like 1960s>BelgradeIirc the best serbs had was S125? It's nit mainland SU, so their grid is much closer to normal European
>>64710222I'd like to see them try.Oh, wait...
>>64710222Maybe if russia had any friend besides sandniggers lmao
>>64709294Slightly damaged model left off from "Godzilla 1985."
>>64710222Russia failed their 3days operation which was a rush for kiev among other things. I doubt they can get capture Zelensky with even less resources.
>>64710222Russia, you tried. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXwJkaJPBYA
>>64709294They are probably worried about CIA backed insurgents and a shitty armoured car will stop infantry without AT.
>>64710216>Uh-huh, especially Chinaof course>I remember vatnigs coping exactly the same when they were shown a Kinzhal warhead.I remember that kinzhal was shot down and the missile wreck was laying around, while the warhead had a big hole in it.>Oh, they don't fail to hit. It's just that soviets knew what they were doingLMAO>It's nit mainland SUmost mainland ussr didn't have electricity to begin with so there was nothing to lose in that disgusting shithole
>>64710167>You mean those shiny supposed warheads laying around with zero damage and no missile fragments in sight?The tomahawks dive down and hit at a shallow angle (remember they fly at 200 feet altitude), the missile airframe gets pulverized upon ground impact, the fuze fails, the sturdy warhead skips and rolls along the ground for 250 meters. Later, some idiot on /k/ asks "WHeRe aRe MuH FRaGMeNTs".
>>64710366>The tomahawks dive down and hit at a shallow angleactually they airburst when not attacking hardened targets.>the missile airframe gets pulverized upon ground impactsurely there are photos of this to prove your headcannon then? or did they get pulverized into dust that got blown away by the wind?
>>64709294preparing for civil war
>>64710147>why can't it be Monke?ook ook nook>>64710222They literally tried and failed so spectacularly we're still talking about it.
>>64710222Yeah, the problem is you need to actually win.
>>64710222Get away with what, getting their military destroyed in the poorest shithole in Europe?
>>64709504It's part of the deal to get captured
>>64709294bless you my gringo friends, from the bottom of my heartand no, the national guard is little more than a criminal gang, they exist merely to shoot at protesters and oppress the people, they robbed my cousin when he was leaving the countryi wish wish WISH, the bastard to didnt was at fuerte tiuna or any other military base when it got bombed, can you imagine!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>64710599Don't let it go to waste. This moment is what us hawks fucking live for. It's a good fucking morning, make sure the next one's even better.
>>64709552>He didn't even read the comment saying what it was.Or he did and it was a stealth /pol/ thread to discuss a habbening on /k/
>>64709454Take you hormones and go back to /chug/, zister
>>64710607i mean, im not in venezuela anymore, i live in Chile with my family, the best i can do is shitpost online about how the regime may be on its last legs, and im getting shitfaced like never before, going out for lunch and some beers, cheers, have a good saturday
>>64709867Well he did humiliate Putin with this
>>64710599Is the opposition actually liked or is it just an "anyone else" situation?
>>64710599>>64710607>>64710637>incoming doom postThe US is going to support the next dictator that will play along like in the 60s and 70s in LatAM, especially if said dictator turns a blind eye to US based companies sucking as much wealth as they can out of the country. I want to be wrong so badly. Please, God, let me be wrong.>end doom postUntil then though, fuck that retarded nigger Maduro in particular, what a fucking coup de grâce.
>>64709426Every country that’s not YOUR favourite shithole which gets defeated by the US was always weak goatherders anyway and only PROVES how weak le west is.
>10 years of civil warPlwase and thwank you
>>64710125>haha stupid american pig dogs you cannot even fight goat herders>america is weak and dying, le multipolar era is coming!>NOOOOO STOP BULLYING IT’S JUST A THIRDIE COUNTRY>WE SO POOR THIRDIE WHY YOU BULLY US AAAIIIIIIlmao.I personally think this conflict is kind of pointless but watching the seethe from contrarians is gonna be really fun.
>>64710125>imagine trying to destroy the UA gridYeah, the US could do that in days, it’s been 4 years and russia still can’t do it, that’s how much they suck.
Isn't this regime DESIGNED to survive decapitations like this, due to its training in Iraq War Insurgency? Maduro was fixated on redundancies in command structure.
>>64710599Bless you too fren>russia bombs countryEveryone cuts them off from international trade>US bombs countryThe people thank them for bombing their militaryGoes to show that hearts and minds does in fact work to some degree, power of friendship is OP.
>>64710676I think the idea is to make his replacement think twice before he crosses the US.
>>64710676No....?
>>64710676This only happened because the people under him wanted the power
>>64710731Wen did this happen?
>>64709294he cute
>>64710731>Bric news
Why S300 did not worked?
>>64710731go away
>>64709352It's the Dragoon, because it's got a slanted \ rear rather than the convex < rear that the Commando hasIt is more or less just a smaller version of the Cadillac Cage vehicles though
>>64710676I guess we'll fucking see tomorrow. I would bet every single redundancy separately agreed that getting into a shootout with America is a chump move.I mean, blaming everything on Maduro, say you'll work with America, and stay alive with whatever power you can doesn't seem like a bad move.
>>64710756This aged as well as that block of cheese I forgot on the corner of my fridge
>>64710806It keeps happening from Ukraine, to Syria, to Iran and now Venezuela, but ziggers keep clinging on to the myth that Russia makes good air defence systems just because the missiles can go really far, really fast, in roughly the right direction, and probably hit an airliner or something
>>64710806Cheese improves with age, retard.
>>64710847Not the American "cheese"
>>64710835>Russia makes good air defence systemsI mean they did, just 40 years ago.
>>64709307how good a brdm would be for camping and everyday use, take out the turret and you get a neat mini-van.
>>64710847Not after it's packages, opened, and left behind you fucking lactose intolerant chingchong
>>64709381Communism happened.
>>64710756It worked as well as it did in Syria.
>>64710637>im getting shitfaced like never before, going out for lunch and some beersNice
>>64710649Most people i know is firmly in the "anyone else" campThey have done a bunch of stupid shit, like insisting on a peaceful transition and dismissing Oscar PerezWelp, looks like peace was not the answer, fuckers
>>64710900Soviet armor is not designed for use by humans. You'd be far better off with an old minivan
>>64710652Yeah, i dont think venezuela is getting fixed within my lifetimeThat being said, im a spiteful bastard, i dont care, i saw my fellow university students being shot at and run over by trucks, i want VENGEANCEAnd im going to ENJOY seeing maduro face trial in an american court
>>64710798It does seem like a rather poor decision to pick a fight with people that can slap chop a motherfucker on the other side of the planet in a moving car inside his own country at will, especially when you're doing it to try and protect a clown that has managed to piss them off.
>>64709294Is its barrel bent?
>>64709426ok well when you steamroll some B team BRIC in 1 hour you can post about it too, okay kiddo?
>>64709294It's a old Cadillac Gage Commando or Dragoon 300.>>64709384That's a Dragoon 300 not the Commando.
>>64709539The São Paulo Forum politicians are already doing the talking point circuit, just look up what that illiterate cunt criminal Lula and that crackhead murderer Petro are saying. Also that cunt from the UN from Chile.
>>64710637enjoy the day friend
>>64710147This one is the real picture.
>>64710652You "Doom post", beyond being typical American media fantasies, would be a massive improvement over the shithole Cuban-Backed 21st Century Socialism commie regime they have. For starters, they wouldn't be fucking starving.
>>64710676>training in Iraq War insurgencyWhat? But Maduro wasn't even the highest level boss, that's Diosdado Cabello and that cunt that was Maduro's VP.This is to make the Venezuelan communists tone down their bullshit or just have to deal with themselves and not fuck with the US. No more immigrant caravans, no more doing the Castro Mariel boatlift Pt. II with more drug deales this time.>>64710797Isn't the Dragoon larger?
>>64710319>LMAOI live in 4 km from the biggest TEЦ in Kyiv, can literally see it rn. Russians were missing by ~5km at the start, now they are pretty much dead on. You don't know shit about what ur talking about>>64710669Yeah, right, and it would ho just like the Desert Storm lmao. Do you know how many stories there are under a typical soviet factory? Do you know which one has tunnels connecting it to metro or railway? Again, you have no clue what you're talking about
>>64711325They finally caught DrDisrespect
>>64711398The kids are safe now.
>>64709426Name someone else that can pull off what we just did.
>>64711463The US navy, the US marine corps, the US coast guard, the US space force, the Canadian special forces.
>>64711481>the US>name someone else>names US branchesNot him, but you're retarded
>>64710847Go ahead, eat the aged Mozzarella
>>64711494That's the joke
>>64711494Really?
>>64711325im gonna cum>>64711320damage report, 3 full glasses of pisco sour, 1 and a half liters of kuntsmann beer (you niggas should treat yourself to some Kunstmann Gran Torobayo beer, those germans sure know how to brew), and its only 3 PM, i might drink something else while i wait for 11 PM to come along and hang out with my friend
>>64711494>the joke..... >(your head)You dropped this king.
>>64711325HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>64710955And Iran
>>64711325Damn is it really that easy to just go in and bag one of these retards? They should go do it to putin or xi next
>>64709294Many are inaccurate claiming that Maduro's vice-president Delcy Rodriguez is now the President, or could be the new one. But this is a delusion.Firstly, this is untrue; Maduro is still, according to the PSUV's laws, the lawful President of Venezuela. Delcy simply don't have any powers or rights from the PSUV to rule.Secondly, the strikes hit the PSUV hard, but it's not a full US deployment, so the PSUV kind of still rule Venezuela and it will block and target any collaboration with the US that Delcy or other PSUV leaders could try.Finally, Trump didn't gave her any legitimacy or right to rule; trump only said the other PSUV leaders, and her, as Maduro's VP, should submit to the US.But if he give her the legitimacy, she will be removed and blocked by the PSUV's regime, as the PSUV still rule and was beheaded, but not destroyed, by the US military operations.Whose not trusting this facts should fucking think about Abdallah Saleh, President of Yemen, and chief lieutenant of the Houthis, that Trump bribed to do a thing similar to the "new president is the VP" claim, which of course led to failure, Saleh's end and now Houthis are still ruling the North of Yemen
>>64711678I remember that thread kek
>>64710663Knocking over a country has never been the hard part for us. It's practically a tradition at this point. It's building s functioning government that's the hard part.
>>64711677Ya pues felicitaciones. Vas a quedar en Chile o vas a ver si se mejora en Venezuela y volver allí en algún momento en el futuro?
>>64710680nobody likes the us thoughpeople like tyrants getting bombed no matter whodunit
>>64711110>Soviet armor is not designed for use by humans. You'd be far better off with an old minivanrussian btr runs over their own guy during ceremony
>>64711325>aquafinaWarcrime
>>64711886I am certain Putin is going to skip diplomatic meetings outside of Russia for a bit.
>>64709321If this was the Philippines and it had "FREE WIFI" spraypainted on the side of it you'd be correct.
>>64710835they're the same about their "hypersonic" missiles
>>64711984>nobody likes the USCorrect. Until they get in some deep shit then beg for the US to get them out of it.
>With the death flag on his chest, Diosdado Cabello described the military actions of the United States as "cowardly"Actual butthurt or theater and he was in on it?
>>64711325Tell me about Maduro, why does he wear the mask?
>Venezuelas 1
>>64710637>>64710607Indeed, enjoy the day anon. This was an absolute success in terms of a military operation. Clean, quick, precise, with good results.
>>64711189Yes, undeniably. It is supposed to have a 90 mm gun, probably one of these hi-low pressure lightweight low velocity cockerill guns. Basically big air guns, but using gunpowder burning in a high pressure chamber instead of compressed air.
>>64711976ive lived in chile almost 9 years, thats practically a third of my life, i consider Chile my home too, i have a job and friends herei cant speak for my folks and siblings, but ill stay here, maybe go back from time to time to venezuela to visitbut what would be the point? its just gonna be depressing to see the places i grew up in abandoned, the people i grew up with gone, scattered all over the globeive come to terms with the fact the country i grew up with no longer exists, id be like me saying "i miss living in the soviet union!"thats why when tankies say>"b-but the US will put a US friendly dictator in place"i respond with: i dont care, my country is gone and its never coming back, i just want bloody, violent vengeance, and hopefully a better life for those still left there
>>64710900>60+ year old Soviet hardware that was poorly designed and crudely hammered together at the factory>probably failed to meet QC inspection at the factory who built it>unknown history with questionable maintenance for decades>unknown Bubba mods by 3rd-worldersI used to know a guy that collected armored vehicles, including actual tanks. He used to daily drive a Ferret scout car made by BMC/British Leyland.According to him, even the worst crap the Brits ever made was better than the "good" Soviet vehicles he owned.
>>64712409You forgot to add, all of it's crews were pissing inside
>>64711934Their constitution outlines the rules of succession. It doesn't specifically provision for what happens if the president is plucked out of office by another nation, so I guess this is technically a constitutional crisis for them, but the simplest solution is to just have the VP act as president for the time being.
>>64711991A BTR might actually be an ok camper, better than a BRDM at least. Probably enough room for a sleeping bag on the floor, plus you can park it in the middle of a lake if you want. I doubt they're all that insulated though.
>>64712600>okThe Caribbean is too hot and sunny for most armored vehicles (no AC)
>>64712724Who the fuck is camping in the Caribbean? I think he was thinking pnw or similar
>>64711325Noice.
>>64712444>It doesn't specifically provision for what happens if the president is plucked out of office by another nationYou just declare that he's incapacitated due to capture by an enemy and recognise him as a prisoner of an illegal kidnapping.Then the VP gets sworn in.The crisis happens when someone doesn't want to go along with this, in which case they sue via the Supreme Justice Tribunal who decide, or if Maduro has somehow returned and wants his job back in which case you probably treat it like he was ill and now able to return to duty...or the VP can fight that and it gets interesting.
>>64713029Most Venezuela has "Caribbean climate", hot and humid with few exceptions...
>>64711149>inside his own countryHe was in Iraq at the time which still has/had US bases, so it wasn't *that* impressive.
>>64709294Lurk for a year, tourist scum.>>64713333Los viajes en quad están confirmados.
>>64713087>to afraidFTFY
>>64713342>Los viajes en quad están confirmados.Oh fuck, I wouldn't have deleted that if I'd seen.
>>64713087>>64713343The bottom trillion is most certainly not based, but sadly true. I support this far more than bombing Iran.
>>64713346Your get was still witnessed, bro.
>>64713359
>>64710599Are you that dumb Latinx from /pol/ that claimed to move to Spain from Venezuela because of "muh Spanish ancestors" bullshit?
>>64710167enemies of the US are, definitionally, second worldists
>>64709304I bet HE doesn't have any IFVs or anything.
>>64710847You are not real.Most cheeses dry out unless they are very specific types of cheese.There's a reason they plastic wrap cheddar.
>>64709294dunno looks like trashcan
>>64709426It's not our fault the bar for global military competency was set at earth star chakra height.
>>64711369>now they are pretty much dead on>at hitting the largest power plant in Kyiv>after four years of practiceSounds like them Soviets sure knew their stuff, alright.
>>64712444>It doesn't specifically provision for what happens if the president is plucked out of office by another nationSeems like an oversight.
>>64714062It's not the kind of thing that comes up often anymore. It explicitly mentions impeachment, death in office, etc. but nothing about being taken prisoner by another country.
>>64712125Oh shit we need a master meme maker stat.Awful lot of slide threads. As much as I can't stand Trump, this whole thing was a giant flex on Putin. To rub salt in the wound, Ukies have sent drone designers and engineers to the US.
>>64713734>He doesn't buy blocks of cheese and just carve off the dry moldy bits with an Esee IzulaNGMI
>>64709376Want.
