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I love wolfu
wolfgirls are NOT human and should NOT be allowed to own guns!!
>>64711248And fox girls anon?
>>64711248SHALL!
>>64711269Mentioning of which, the chain of Foxu Friday was severed this year
>>64708503I feel this. I'm making music with a friend and I hate most of what we make. Whenever I play snippets for feedback people say they like it but I can't stand to work on it for more than a few hours at a time. I strongly dislike my partners voice, he's a twink but instead of sounding like the nigga from Placebo or Cigarettes after Sex he sounds like Daniel Larsen. Any guitar part I write ends up getting transposed way higher because homeboy's voice physically cannot get low enough. I can't do the singing because I'm a mega baritone and he refuses to let a woman sing even though it would sound way better. I swear to god letting a woman on would solve so many problems, marketing would be way easier with a female frontman and she'd do a better job at conveying the musical emotions. He think he is Morrissey but he is actually Daniel Larsen. Rant over. Sorry. I don't know where else to bitch about this
>>64711280>womb tattoo
Wolf Hound Squad
>>64711359I appreciate the face that someone on the RE team is enough of an AKfag to know about draco accessories
>>64711182>>64711208>>64711215she doesn't really look like a wolf, she just looks like a fox color morph. I think she should be drawn bigger and she should be wielding a big gun that looks regular sized in her hands. maybe an M240B or something.
Wolf girls are great but I lean more towards fox girls myself
Wolves? Wolves!
The moral of the story is don't dress slutty at the range
>>64711807Imagine
>>64711807Wolves are monogamous, AK-15 and RPK-16 would probably fight to the death over him
Thinking about it, the "IPA's are the male version of pumpkin spice lattes" meme is weirdly accurate >lagers are the black pour over coffee of the beer world, if you fucked something up when making it it'll be obvious>ales are the dark roast French press, bad beans and water will still taste like shit but the boldness gives you a little more wiggle room to make an acceptable cup>IPA's are the Starbucks special pumpkin spice frappacino, the base coffee can be and usually is literal garbage, enough sugar and milk (hops) will make anything palatable
>>64711456>I think she should be drawn biggerwolfu is normal sized and foxu it small. I think the bear girls are slightly bigger too.
>>64712234Idk shit about coffee but isnt the point of pumpkin spice is that it tastes good? Every ipa ive ever had tastes like soap water.
>>64711182Yearly Sora no Woto stream on now, ep. 2 just startedhttps://stream.wotos.eu/Come on here you louts.
>>64712316>I think the bear girls are slightly bigger too.Considering the actual size disparities between the various real life creatures -- bear girls should be enormous 8' über-Amazons, at least the brown bear kind. The black bear kind would logically still be pushing 7' or so. Both of them should be chubby or outright fat. Polar bear girls should be the same size as the brown ones, or even bigger, and they should all be murderous insatiably blood-thirsty psychopathic man-eaters.That's just logical. But I've been in the Internet long enough to know that logic doesn't necessarily apply to any of this shit.
>>64712365yeah, but they're 95% human with animal ears and tails. at makes more since that they're closer to human size.
>>64712378sense*
>>64712332The point is to hide what the actual beer/coffee taste like behind a metric fuckton of hops/syrup, because most craft breweries can't actually breweries worth shit and their base beer is garbage. For some reason hipsters love the "bitter citrus pine needles" of IPA and for sone reason hazy beer has become super popular, so throwing in a ton of hops tricks them into thinking its good.
>>64712147>AK-15 and RPK-16 would probably fight to the death over himh-hot...
>>64711973Imagine all four of them pregnant at the same time
>>64712147...in bed!
>>64712431Who's the middle one and why is she always overshadowed by her sisters?
>>64712557AK-12 aka gigastacy. People like her sisters more because im assuming they got a lot more going on and have interesting personalities compared to her. Though unlike her siblings she makes jannies seethe to unbelievable levels
>>64712557Like the other anons said, AK-12 is kinda just "the boring one." She's the unflavored milk ice cream of the group, not even vanilla.
>want to go to the range on my days off but it's been snowing almost non-stop for the past three weeks and the roads are straight up scary, like, worst they've ever been around hereI wonder if I should risk it
>>64712787Its time to take the windowpill and start shooting from inside
>>64712400
>>64712656>>64712602>>64712557AK12 is the most boring of DEFY she is still a cute gigastacy-dork
I think my favorite thing about this girl is how sure she is that her tin armor tankette is good enough to take on real tanks. I also like how she made a round-eyed blonde-haired western girl to be her riding mare.
Also designated footslut
>>64712904
>>64712914
stacy love
>>64712899It's funI rabu Shizzy and her horse and their silly antics together, it's very moe
>>64712316yeah I guess that foxu is kind of small now that I think about how big the M14 looks in her hands. I've just always imagined wolf girls as being big fit 6'6" girls that are perfect for bearing big, strong children. if I had a wolf wife I'd do everything in my power to have as many children with her as possible
>>64713017Now imagine wifing up a dire wolf girl
>>64712147HOT
>>64712365>bear girls should be enormous 8' über-Amazons, at least the brown bear kind. The black bear kind would logically still be pushing 7' or so. Both of them should be chubby or outright fat.Sexo
>>64712468Pubes-editor anon please work your magic
>>64712417By me!
>>64713308fellas why are bushes so hot
Need big titty gun gf that will wrestle me and pin me with her thighs around my neck (I will lose but it was my plan all along)
>>64713325They’re natural and perfect for smellfags
>>64713325Pubes=Fertile
>>647133034U.It just makes sense.
>>64713325I just don't trust a woman who would take several blades to her vagina
>>64713308
>>64712400>so throwing in a ton of hops tricks them into thinking its good.This.Nothing says "I hate Beer" like a fridge full of IPA.
>>64713583Man this makes me wanna yoink it
>>64711336Whats stopping you from finding a better vocalist? What else does he do?
I just finished Peripetia, and I really enjoyed it. though I have to say, the last couple levels (4 and 5) are kind of rough when you don't know what you're supposed to do.
>>64713583>Pubes link up with bottom of tattoosKINO
>>64712365I'm 5'3, but God willing I'll die happy at the least
>>64708469>>64708442Is this a good enough place to read MIA?https://w10.madeinabyss-manga-new.com/
>>64713994maybe I'm just paranoid but that url seems kinda sketchyI generally just check mangadex.org for reading in browser, or nyaa.si for torrentingnyaa is presumably still the best public place to get torrents but for all I know something else might have dethroned mangadex by now
>wolf girlsAWOO
>>64714036Oh and one other question? Should I just read it from the start? I had previously watched the first season of the anime like 7 years ago. If S1 and S2 are a good enough adaptation, should I just watch those and then pick up the manga where the anime leaves off?
>>64714075>>64714036AND ONE MORE THINGare the films worth watching instead of the first season?wait what the fuckthe first two films cover the first seasonbut then the third film continues past the first seasonbut then there is also a second seasonwait what order is this shit supposed to be watched in?
>>64712342What a fun stream again. Gotta wait till next year for it~
Pity the Dog girlDue to being half Dog they are insanely loyal.Unfortunately due to being half foid they are also insanely retarded
>>64714139well, dogs are basically wolves with the kind of retardation that makes you super friendly to people. so if anything they'd be double retarded. they would be very docile, loyal, submissive, cute, and loving though.
>>64712945Hell yeah! I want to see her commanding a Polish Tankette and rubbing her feet on her Blonde mare.
Lol, lmao even
>>64713895My only issue with the game so far is the whole inventory wipe thing, at least let you choose one gun you get to keep or something, makes exploration feel kinda pointless if I can't bring the cool ass TKB-022 with me
>make and spread anti-elf propaganda online>spot their killsquad outside my front door stacking up, pic relatedguys what the fuck do I do
>>64714593take your pants off. they can't resist.
>>64714593My wife has an orc bf he can call his cousins
>>64714334wait is this one of those games where every level is a completely fresh loadout, detached from whatever you had beforeone of the things I hate the most about old shootersa shame that they chose to implement a system like that here
>>64714593Well first of all don't rat us out. After you see this post completely decimate your computer with a hammer. Anyhow im gonna be real with you anon, you got 2 choices. One is to do your best and take one with you before they light you up because really what are you gonna do against a death squad. The 2nd one, regretfully, is to submit to them and be apprehended. I hate elves as much as you do but at least in this scenario you'll be spared. Unfortunately though, from what I've heard, is that you'll be taken to an unknown forest and given to an elven woman to be "re-educated". No one really knows if its true or what being re-educated even entails but theres enough stories out there that makes it more than likely to be true. Best of luck anon
>>64714614you keep augments but nothing else. it's a little annoying but you can usually find some guns pretty quick.
>>64714593you're supposed to have already filled the sprinkler lines with gas anon. I hope the tanerate demon at the foot of your stairs has at least some shrapnel in it
Oh god they just came through the front door I heard it break, this is it guys>>64714705a tannerite what? Bro I don't have that or sprinkler lines, I just posted that based on Elven fertility rates and population statistics I thought it was really unlikely that six million elves died during the rule of King Erick IX, hell historians aren't even convinced the First Swedish Crusade even happened oh FU
>>64714614>>64714627From what I've heard the dev does intend to at some point add a mechanic that will let you take at least a few guns from previous missions into other missions since this is such a common complaint, probably like a small loot box or something that carries over between levels.
>>64714738God have mercy on your soul anon, because the elven commissar in charge of your re-education sure as fuck won't have mercy on your prostate.
>>64714774I don’t think the spring on that magazine would last very long
>>64714782Not with that attitude
Does anyone build models? I saw pic related at a hobby shop and its grabbed my attention.
>>64714825Its a whole series of little models with little anime fräulein.
>>64714825I did an F-22 once but it was a total bitch to put together but on the other hand I had a lot of fun putting together a gunpla. Look up reviews first before you buy
>>64712899>made a round-eyed blonde-haired western girl to be her riding mare.>western girlBearing the typical western name of Rin Matsukaze.
>>64714139Loyal AND dumb enough to be happy, what’s the downside? Like I told a friend, I’m smart enough for both of us, she can be happy for both of us. >gonna give her scritches and brush her tail till she’s unconscious.
>>64715062maybe her parents were just weebs. There's at least one Reimu out there because of /jp/.
>>64714036Nyaa spends more time down than up now because of kikes
>>64714139isn't that a foxgirl?
>>64712898What the hell kind of pizza is that
>>64715523Whatever Neo-Soviet combat androids eat, so probably gravel and crude oil.
>>64715543Do russian dorks really?
>>64714139GOOD DOGGO! WHO IS A GOOD GIRL? YEAH YOU ARE!
cutest dog
>>64715543>>64715554Dorks love icecream
*chair clattering*
>>64712234Stouts would make a good analogue for standard lattes there>>64714825Small scale stuff is best if you only have a couple of shelves to display it on
>>64715731She looks rather upset.
>>64711182More wolves please.
>>64715754she's struggling to contain her dokidokisuru heart
>>64715754She's just really good at hiding her excitement.
>>64715754That’s just her resting bitch face. It’s just like mine. I always look angry even if I’m happy
>>64715802Imagine how sweaty her ass is
>>64715989nigger wtf?
>>64715802here you go.I had wanted to make a larger sequel with more options to roll and less 2hu, but it suffered from scope creep and now I'm doing something different with that idea. I might try again later for the next time the thread is wolf girl themed.
>>64716108Rowland
>>64716017Is the cure to racism brown monster girls who love (you)?
>>64716108I want wolf
>>64716108I'll take 1 of each
>>64716108Fuck it, Rollin'.
>>64716108Yall niggas is broken, stop with this "death by woman EROTIC" shit
>>64716108>momiji all the way downaint no bad choices here, rollan
This is the peak female figure, you literally can't disagree
>>64716286Retard>>64716108Rolling
>>64716370Needs thighs like Spas then it’s perfect
>>64714825My japanese friend gave me a Tamiya M4A3 Sherman for my birthday a couple years ago. I'm terrified to start on it. My only model making experience is shoddily gluing together an imperial guardsman squad in high school.
>>64716017HOLY SEXO. Needs a bush though
>>64716108Hoping for 6 or 8...
>>64716108Rollan
>>64716108rolling for 9
>>64715802Ok, now what if? She was in a fitting but flexible mini skirt?
>>64716399Just need to feed her right
>>64716286>stop with this "death by woman EROTIC" shitWhy? I mean if I have to die a horrible death I'd want it to be a beautiful woman that does it. Or at the very least a very violent yet loving beatdown with gentle cuddling and gaslighting afterwards as a treat.
God imagine RPK-16 breaking all of your fingers so you will be completely reliant on her for basic tasks and needs
>>64716286The Albanian cannot understand the attractiveness of a woman that poses a direct threat to you
>>64715829>>64715874>>64715951>ywn have a wife whos resting bitch face looks like she wants to fucking kill you but in reality shes actually happy and just trying to keep her excitement contained as she prefers being stoicWhy are we still here...
>>64716108fuck it roll
While there's absolutely no debate that shit today isn't built as well as it used to be, I wonder how much of that just comes down to people not realizing they actually need to maintain their shit and just abuse the machines to death?An old dish washer was just so aggressive that you could neglect it for years and it'd work because the fucker used so much heat and water it was almost self cleaning, modern dishwashers use way less power and water, good for your power bill but if your filter gets clogged the motor is gonna run itself to death to compensate.
>>647161085 or 9 please.
>>64716108Lez gooo
>>64713895>wonder why there's almost no lewd art of Marie>turns out the creator is super catholic and threw a fit when someone tried drawing Marie pornPretty based ngl
>>64716108Lets roll.
>>64716426The Tamiya kit for the Sherman is really very good, you should have very little issue properly assembling it if you follow the directions.
>>64716108roll
>>64716807And if you manage to crack her stoic facade with a loving suprise, her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world
>>64716108Number 8 is based, rolling
>>64717088Sweet, all poacher scum must die
>>64717002>weapon bash>knife>punch>dog
guppies on bikes
>>647161083 is literally me
What guns are you all hoping to get this year? An Imperial Kar98 is near the top of my list this year.
>>64717180Step up.
>>64717272Why burger dog tags with leaf kit
>>64717368Possibly the artist doesn't know that leafs have different dogtags.Alternatively, those are from her latest kill, taken as a trophy.
>>64717409The only time I've seen someone wearing someone elses dog tags is cause their fuckin
>>64717431their fuckin what?
KICK dorks!
>>64717784Imagine going to school with AK-15 and getting punked by her into hanging out
>>64716108Rolly Polly
>>64716370Needs a fatter belly
>>64717803Idk what that means but she'd make a better gf then that ginger whore who left me when I enlisted cause I was gonna die. I'd marry ak15 right out of highschool and we would have a dozen kids by now.
>>64717047>>64717803I want her to force me to hang out depsite me desperately wanting to get home to do homework
>>64717869Punked is like basically getting bullied in a way. I think its a little different but thats the gist.>>64717876>depsite me desperately wanting to get home to do homework>she'll never mention that she also needs to get homework done and makes you cough up your address so she can come over later for assistance>You'll never go home and hear a knock on the door later in the day only to be greeted by not only her but her friends as they barge in like they own the place
>>64718004>You'll never go home and hear a knock on the door later in the day only to be greeted by not only her but her friends as they barge in like they own the placeGotta wonder how a dude’s parents would react to this, especially a bunch of dorks
>>64718033They'd probably tease you and ask which one you like the most.
>>64716108Rolling
>>64716108oh boy i hope i get a good one
>>64718078AK-15 is so hot..
>>64718078My mom and grandmother used to do that, i wonder how much that contributed to my current inceldom?
>>64716108roooooooooooooooll
>>64718233Same happened here man. I don't know what makes them want to do that
>>64718233>>64718297Apparently to extrovert normie brains that shit just teaches you to deal with embarrassment which makes you more likely to be social because pretty much every form of socialization carries risk of embarrassment. Completely backfires on introvert 'tism brains though and just teaches them to avoid being seen with girls to avoid mockery.
>>64718421>backfires on introvert 'tism brains though and just teaches them to avoid being seen with girls to avoid mockery.Well now I know why I don’t want to tell my parents about even friendly interaction with my female coworkers, they’ll think I’m into them. Plus any successful interaction with women would make them dismissive of me stumbling through life as a total sperg being why I can’t just “put myself out there.” Frankly I hate that expression. What does it even mean? Stand in the middle of the road and ask if people want to date? Go to a coffee shop and try and draw attention to oneself? I don’t want to turn this into /r9k/ but everything normalfags say is so confusing. You guys suck most of the time but at least you speak your minds
>>64716108Rollin
>>64718421>>64718459My mother was like this and my father was of the opinion that I needed to focus on school/life rather than a girl back then.Jokes on them, their older two sons both have the tism and they had to wait for their third with a teenage pregnancy.
>>64711182I wanna do jungle work bad anons.
>>64718538Something about fighting commis in a jungle just feels right.
>>64718459>everything normalfags say is so confusing.Damn right, just assume they are joking or being silly when ever they say anything until you get more info.>>64718459>why I can’t just “put myself out there.”Back in the day social interaction was just a part of life and you would have to go out of your way to be isolated. Now social isolation is just the normal state of affairs if you dont use social media. Older people dont understand this so they think you are just being a shut in and need to go out more. But where do you go lol there aint anywhere to go
>>64718547I often wonder if this is just a few bitter loners like us complaining about shit, until I remember that statistically like 1/3rd of everyone under 30 is a virgin now. Don't even wanna imagine how bad it's gonna be when Gen Alpha starts reaching adulthood. Shit like this can't be sustainable.
>>64718597You know, Quasimodo predicted all this
>>64718614haha how bout that pricks gyatt when he saw the 20 years poison ivy fuckin everywhere interior decequasimodoneverdidhavethemakingsofagyattsityathletethejackeeetttttpleasehelpmeschumpulpeverhearofthechineseradiatorhegaveyouagrilledcheeseyoucouldntundahstand https://youtu.be/Fpt2r0jJc80?si=peousDDnOR0aqLLk
>>64718597>I often wonder if this is just a few bitter loners like us complaining about shitMaybe, every guy i know has a gf. I could just be a high level retard surrounded by high level normalfags though.Ive been asked if i have a gf by multiple people, is that a good sign? Am i just a fakecel who's been conditioned by the internet to hate myself and the world? Or am i truly an unloveable Chud? We may never know :(
>>64718597I remember when faggots used to yell about r9k. It was way easier to pretend everything was normal in the world eight years ago.
>>64718658how bout da fact dat I hate my faggot son
>>64718597>>64718547I shit you not my Mom and Dad just gave me a sticker system for talking to women. You remember when as a kid you'd used to have a chart for doing chores and homework where'd you could earn little star stickers for a prize? Well they just gave me one for socializing. I am 24. I can earn stickers by dating, going go the bar, concerts, etc. I get double stickers if I get rejected or am otherwise unsuccessful. I get to turn the stickers into cash. I also get stickers for gym and fixing stuff but I already do that plenty
>>64718684>Bros getting literal Good Boy PointsYou better not be lying on the internet boy cause this shits fucking hilarious
>>64718658Ever hear about the Serbian Godfather? Made em an offer that was morally questionable Ever hear about the schizophrenic Godfather? Made em an offer that got them gangstalkedEver hear about the Alphabet? Made em an offer they understandEver hear about ? Made em an offer Ever hear about melatonin Godfather? made em an offer that made them zzzzzzzzzzzzzEver hear about the people in my walls? Made em an offer to peel off my skin.>>64718684>I can earn stickers by dating, going go the bar, concerts, etc.>I get to turn the stickers into cash.Don't those things cost money? Do you earn a profit from it?
>>64718663>>64718665To quote HBO's Chernobyl, "we are dealing with something that has never occurred on this planet before."When you think about it, the internet is absolutely fucking bizarre and humans have pretty much no natural defenses against it, it simulates social interaction without actually having any social interaction, hitting those innate human psychological needs but without every actually having to talk to someone, completely removing the need to learn how to communicate with a wide range of individuals because you can easily just slink into your own little dark corner. Now we even have fucking megacorp owned word guesser algorithms people can talk to and we're already seeing how utterly fucking disastrous that shit is.The closest thing we had to a "defense" against the internet is back when you were still bullied as being a loser for hanging out on forums, that doesn't exist anymore, now you're a weirdo for NOT having social media.
>>64718684Damn dude
>>64718684Holy fuck I hope this is true, fuckin' lmao
>>64718597>statistically like 1/3rd of everyone under 30 is a virgin now.Not great, not terrible>>64718709>back when you were still bullied as being a loser for hanging out on forums, that doesn't exist anymore, now you're a weirdo for NOT having social media.Funny how quick society switches up just like how they all did with anime.
>>64718725>like how they all did with animeI seriously hate this, because now there's motherfuckers left and right telling you what you should and shouldn't watch.
>>64718597>statistically like 1/3rd of everyone under 30 is a virgin now[citation needed]
>>64718684NGL that's impressively pathetic.
>>64718703>Don't those things cost money? Do you earn a profit from it?Yes it costs money, but mom and dad go out drinking every weekend and have offered to pay for my drinks so long as I talk to women. I honesty don't think the sticker/cash conversion rate its worth my time though. I am not going to have them Chauffeur my ass around. >>64718697>>64718718I'll post pictures when I get back tomorrow
>>64718684>I can earn stickers by dating, going go the bar, concerts, etcThe thing is bars and events are so fucking expensive now that you need to be getting paid for them to be worthwhile. My parents met in a small town where everyone went to the same bar every night and was in several of the few different clubs. A small town where everyone was white, a healthy weight, and had no mental disorders. They simply don't and will never understand how much different the world is now.
>>64718766So let me get this straight, your parents are out here giving you stickers (pretty much money) and pay for your drinks in the hopes that you find a woman? Good for you but like, that's something.>sticker/cash conversion rateWhat's the rate?
>>64711371I love mikelan art so much
Guess who got back from the bar early?>>64718808see for yourself
>>64718921I don't really know what to say... rates look fine I suppose?
>>64718921bring women home by telling them you'll split the money
>>64718921>brought a woman home>$200>fucking muzzle in the photo tooDude. Spiritually me and you are the same but this system your parents have placed on you is something else. Like what the fuck I really don't even know what to say
>>64718921Holy fuck bro
>>64718921It's kinda wholesome that your parents care so much they put in place a good boy system like that. I only ever get asked about girls by my Grandma.
>>64718921aids speedrun chart
>>64718921this has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen
>>64718959>bring women home by telling them you'll split the moneyThis nigga Fuggs.
>>64718921Going to the gym seems like small but easy money. Do you have to stay at the bar for a certain amount of time in order for it to count?
Rare IRA anime art
>>64718921This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've seem all day
>>64718921How desperate for grandkids are these people? Like 12 on a scale from 1 to 10
>>64718921ngl I would game the fuck out of this system picking up every other slut I could find. Good luck in finding a woman, and even better luck finding one that will stick around. Instead of your parents paying you for trying, maybe they should find the parents of a lonely woman and try to arrange something.
>>64718921Gott moen himmel, its real. Put me in the screencap.Also, if you have any tips you've picked up for meeting women, please share. I'm 31 and I've been single for a decade. I just don't get how your supposed to meet lasses in modern society.
>>64719541I'm over 40 and a wizard. You tell me.
>>64715062Bitch was blonde. They knew what they were staying when they made a blonde the mare for a hyper Japanese weeb girl.
>>64718921>40$ for going to the bar 5 timesthat's a measly 8$ per trip is that even enough to get you a drink or two?Christ all those rewards are well below the cost of getting them.are your parents jewish?pic related how annons jewish parents see him
>>64718921I'm fucking speechless.
>>64718921This is NOT it man.
>>64718921You know what? My parents aren’t that bad, now that I think about it
>>64716108oh noooo
>>64718921Put me in the screencap
>>64718921That's... that's... I don't know what to say.
>>64718921I kneel anon. Thank you for your autism. This makes going back to work after the Holidays moe bearable.
>>64712787>been snowing nonstop I wished it still snowed where I live it’s either cold or rainy, always damp and a hell hole in summer The only salvation it’s either down on the coast or up in the mountains Btw, I’m debating if I should start doing biathlon, it seems really fun
>>64718498Honestly that was my focus too. In high school I just wanted to get all my class work done. I didn’t feel like getting a girlfriend, felt too young for it. Had to clarify to my Mom that I wasn’t gay
>>64716819Partly you are right but on the other hand it’s just designed obsolescence I have a fridge in my garage that has been running continuously since 1953 and to this day it works great On the other hand I had to change already 3 fridges in the span of 30 years.Don’t get me started on cars
>>64718921Is that tax deductible?
To pitch in on this /r9k/ topic, what gets me the most is that my two brothers are normalfags and I’m the only one that turned out like this. We’re all about the same age, we had pretty much the exact same upbringing, same household, same parents, same schools, same everything. And yet my big brother is the one who’s married, my little brother is the one with a different gf each month, and I’m the 27 year old friendless KHHV. I can’t blame my parents or anything else, it’s all just me. My only redeeming factor is that I’m high functioning enough to hold a decent job, which thankfully is somewhat /k/ related. I’ve driven a Bradley and rode an Abrams, if at least for a couple minutes, I can die a happy man. I only wonder when my parents will turn out like >>64718921’s
>>64718921And I thought I was doing bad being single at 27. This is terrifying.
>>64720293Pretty much same except for the /k/ stuff which is one of the biggest regrets in my lifeThe worst mistake however was being a good kid and always listening to my mom adviceTerrible “friends” too, I turned out well career speaking at the end but it required a great deal of suffering.
I mean this entirely sincerely, have you guys who have been single for a while tried looking online? Kink subs and forums that lean female can be especially good. I was single from COVID until the summer of last year because I wasn't even really trying to meet anyone.
>>64712365>>64713303>>64713484> have beargirl CO> takes amazing care of her troops> literally mama bear vibes> calls her troops her cubs> nobody fucks with mama bears cubs> looks the other way when we steal shit to complete the mission > will gladly to to bat for you and dive under the bus to save you even if you fuck up> gives best comfort hugs when we grieve a fallen comrade or have PTSD episode > spoils her cubs with extra rations of liquor and smokesThis is my forever unit.
>>64718921some of these are pretty easy. I'd fuck the system too>Don't spend Friday and Saturday night at homego drifting>Fix somethingFix my car after a failed drift>attend a school eventdoes your school have any motorsport clubs?>went to the gymThis is a good idea. You don't have to be a lunk, just maintain your range of motion.The rest of these deal with women, and ain't nobody got time 'fo dat! I'll fuck off to /o/ now.Guns
>>64718959This was my first thought.Also, put me in the screen shot. This thread is going places.
>>64720421Thanks for the update, al-Bukhari
>>64720421...you met your girl in a kink space?Im not judging or going to judge, because I have a spit kink and never thought to use it to my advantage.
>>64720466He met her in class, she was his student and is still a teenager
>>64718921Well, at 24, the good news is you still have options. And look at it this way, you can ask for a soda or something at the bar and maybe get away with a net positive. If you have any friends, see if you can convince one to go with you so you don't look pathetic. Don't bring more than one friend of your group will be intimidating.More broadly, find something that you like to do and can do outside of the house, then do that thing outside of the house. Do this at least weekly for a month. If there are women there of dateable age who are not taken, keep doing that thing there. If there are not, then go somewhere else. Find somewhere that you can do a thing that you enjoy and that there are women. If you cannot find anyywhere that meets this criteria, then get new hobbies and try again.
>>64718921Fake but funny
>>64720349Try 34. I had a long time female friend say she wanted me. I thought she was joking so I said no way fag and she hasn't spoken to me since.
>>64720466>spaceWhy the fuck are you talking like a lefty, faggot?
>>64720443Based driftbro. What do you drive?
>>64720423NEED
Someone make the damn screencap already and post it here.>>64720421Fake and gay>>64720552Real and straight
>>64720566Kink sites are leftist, anon
>>64720421Not to be that guy, but I don't recommend this. You might get lucky and pull someone who is basically functional but you are selecting from people who:1. Have a kink.2. Are open with strangers about their kink.3. Are willing to meet a stranger they met on a kink forum.Again, you might get a lucky pull, but these are not usually good starting conditions.I joined eharmony a little past my 38th birthday. I met my wife a little past my 39th birthday and got married before I was 40 as a virgin. We are in year three and things are good.The biggest things are figuring out what you are willing to do to make it work and communicating both ways what is needed to make things work. I had to change jobs, change some of my hobbies, and move two hours away to make it work.If you have the desire to not be single then there is someone out there for you.If you can't figure it out, then that is your problem.
>>64720293Interesting. My half sister and brother are 13 years older than me and whenever there’s a family gathering the generational differences between me and them are super blatant. My sister got married almost 12 years ago and my brother almost 3. They both have respectable careers and my brother didn’t even go to college. Meanwhile my twin brother is handicapped so he already is at a disadvantage and while I’ve been high functioning most of my life I also was a total spaz in my earliest school years and got held back in 1st grade because of it.
>>64720608>>64720583we spoke for several months before we planned to meet. I'll be seeing her this weekend in person after six months of talking online
>>64720637While I am happy for you, I urge caution. The heart is a fickle thing, as easily fool as it is hurt.Don't fall for a woman before you know really know her, her goals, her wants and desires in life. By dating, and eventually marriage, you are buying into her life and future as much as she is buying into yours.
>>64720572Blue BRZ. It's fun, doubly so in the snow
>>64720421No. But I'm also not on here posting about how I'm so alone. I'm a wizard now and it's ok.
>>64720637>seeing her this weekend in person after six months of talking onlineYou just confessed to grooming her
>>64718921put me in the screencap
>>64720566>>64720587>lefty is when wordKink siteKink ForumFetish BBSOnline degenerate discussion areaI just want a 6/10 girl who wants us to spit in eachothers mouth but is otherwise normal and friendly.
>>64720421>meeting girls in a fucking kink subOh course the prostitute kisser would suggest some degenerate shit like this
>>64720759>groomingAlthough, I will grant that the age of consent is inconsistent, in most places Yukari's relationship with a 19 year old cannot meet the exploitative definition of "grooming". You are being hyperbolic.
>>64720552>I thought she was joking so I said no way fag and she hasn't spoken to me since.That's rough, I'm sorry anon. If you can make female friends, I think you still have a shot though.
>>64720608>had to change jobs, change some of my hobbies, and move two hours away to make it workThat sounds awful and if that's the cost if entry to dating I think I'll just stay a wizard
>>64720889Bro that's literally every girl on tinder these days. My average date 3 experience with a mediocre looking girl is her wanting to be slapped, choked, and her mouth/face spit on. It's fun the first time or two but quickly becomes depressing.
>>64720421The degeneracy of this idea aside, the odds are still not in your favor. Most of the women on kink sites will either not be women or not be down for a permanent commitment. Not to mention the obvious downside that if you need to share whatever fetish they have; considering the gender splits on many of the more tame fetishes, and the nature of most fetish sites/forums, unless you're okay with babysitting a woman who wants to be treated like a slave or pet 24/7 (unlikely if you're a KHHV autist that doesn't go outside) or you're okay with BEING said slave/pet (kinda gay and weird, ngl) then you likely aren't going to find "the one" on one of those sites.And for non-fetish forums that lean female, going around desperately hitting on the members is a completely retarded idea, unless you're suggesting to lurk and post normally for years on end first (and even then, that would still have a very good chance of ending poorly).
>>64720958He is exploiting the naivety of a teenager, leveraging age difference as a 28-year-old man and has been doing so for six months online>hyperbolicThis is not a statuary accusation, I am indicting al-Bukhari's character
>>64721031That was the cost of marriage, not dating. Some are gifted with singleness and some are not. I was not.
>>64721156>not a statuary accusationand yet...>indictingI agree that the age gap is non-trivial. I agree that there are going to be social consequences for the age difference.I also agree that it is...eyebrow raising and I would be concerned if I were a relative of the woman.However, that does not warrent character assassination, just caution.You are still being hyperbolic.
>>64721177Reminds me of my dad, dude could not handle being single, dunno if it was a generational thing or whatever but when my mom left him he immediately tried to speed run getting remarried (to a fucking Filipina lmao).I just don't get it, sure wizardhood is a little lonely sometimes but god damn it's comfy when you realize you have zero obligation to do literally anything on the weekend and can sleep until 11
>>64721227Nta Despite being reasonably happy alone the biological clock is hitting hard, the thought of children and a family comes up every other day at this pointI know that, probably, a woman let alone a family will be the end of my autistic travel/activity ideas but I’m short on people to do them with so I might as wellBtw, how do I deal with someone that likes me but I don’t?Probably will be the dream of some of you but there’s this chick that does Muay Thai with me who has a huge crush on me but I don’t really like her.Would be an easy way out of inceldom but I don’t wanna hurt herWhat do anon?
>>64720587Man you can't post Tifa's tits like that; no-one will even read your post text.
>>64721305Just friend zone her
>>64721124you know, not every kink involves BDSM.
>>64721326How do I do that?And is it even the best option?I spoke with a girl I know and she said that it’s the worst thing I could do to her Inb4 I know it’s retarded but for once I’m emotionally stunted and on the other women are really confusing
>>64721345>I spoke with a girl I know and she said that it’s the worst thing I could do to her lmao, funny how women claim men don't handle rejection well and then say shit like this.It's easy man, just tell her you're not really into her romantically, that's it, be blunt, be simple, don't play fucking mind games like every fucking exhausting ass normie these days does.
>>64721208How is one to caution the public without using the terms>predator>groomer>exploiter
>>64721305Safest thing to do is disappear from her life. Women are psychopathic about rejection. If you do simply reject her, make sure you do it in front of witnesses that are your friends (not your friends collectively, but your friends that are friends of you and not her); or record it. Otherwise she may do psychopathic woman shit like saying you assaulted her or worse. Be prepared to never do Muay Thai again at whatever place you're currently doing it. Good luck with that, women these days are poison.
Dw anons I'll take the last image
>>64721334I'm aware of that, but as far as I know all the biggest kink sites (especially among women) focus on that.The more "tame" fetishes are, as a said, often either skewed more heavily towards men, or too tame to have dedicated forums about them.
>>64721305Do you enjoy your time with her? Have you explored why you are not interested in her?In my own experience, the heart will follow where it is led. Feelings are quite fickle like that. Furthermore, it is cliche but true that few people really know what love is.
>>64721387Hyperbole does not inform the ignorant or the foolish, it only misguides them.Reducing a complicated subject down to simple terms is for those who are mentally or emotionally incapable of managing reality. In general, the truth in reality resists simplicity.
>>64720384I can’t say I resent my parents too much. They did the best they thought they could with what they had. I can’t really resent someone for that. But I agree parents often mistakenly misguide their children. >>64720617Sounds a little more rough than what I went through. I wish you luck, anon. Hang in there
>>64721615Me neither but subconsciously I am really intolerant to my mother antics and manipulation tacticsShe means well but the day I stopped listening to her is the moment my life took a turn for the best>>64721495I know what love is and this just isn’tI did love a woman once, enough to spend years tryingIt broke my heart in the end>>64721427>>64721364I’ll keep this in mind, thanks boys Push comes to shove, either I fly somewhere really far or grab sks and go inna woods
>>64720421Impressive to have placed so high so early on the "Most retarded statement of the year" competition.>Find a woman on a kink forumDating mentally ill women is the easiest way to lose everything you've ever built for yourself. Guess they didnt teach you that in PolSci huh?
>>64721849>Dating mentally ill women is the easiest way to lose everything you've ever built for yourself.To be fair, almost everybody is mentally ill in some capacity, but as already pointed out, you are probably swimming in the deep end of the mentally ill pool on a kink forum. Perhaps even more so than here.
>>64721909>to be fair, almost everyone is mentally illno, then they wouldn't call it mental illness they'd call it "being normal".
>>64721849Yukari is basically a full on leftist in denial, everything out of his mouth is basically born from a bubble of pure modern degeneracy
>>64721977Recall that normal means average. In nature it is common for an average specimen or example to be the exception.
>>64721345Unless said friend gave you an alternative, friend zoning the girl sounds like your best option.
>>64721524>truth in reality resists simplicityFair dinkum
>>64721524>Noooo there can't be a simple answer to things, it's gotta be complex with a bunch of gotchas and loopholes! >It's far too complex for a simpleton like you to figure out, you have to listen to what I say!Get outta here
>>64722068ok, but not "almost everyone" is mentally ill unless you have such a broad definition of what mental illness is that there might as well not be any distinction
>>64722068No it's not you gay retard
>>64722337I would argue if you consider deviating form the natural state of humanity to be mental illness, the vast majority of everyone in western countries is mentally ill.Most people have literally never killed an animal and can't stand the thought of doing so. This is undoubtedly a severe mental illness for a persistence hunter.
>>64722394I would call mental illness something more like not being able to safely function in current society. Maybe that's giving your average 4chan user too much credit.
Anybody gonna bake?
>>64722555No
>>64722561Ah, too bad.
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>>64721305Fuck her will get feelings eventually
>>64715523Kolatch
>>64720734I’d consider one of those but I don’t trust flat 4 engines long term. Too hard for maintenance. Rather use a Miata
>>64721345How strong is your dislike? Is it disgust or just not attracted? Why not actually try a relationship with her? Love can be grown and cultivated. And it's sure as hell easier to do when someone already likes you.
>>64721324real
>>64718921Well i didn't expect that.
>>64718744i still remember when people were making all sorts of jokes about michael jackson touching kids and then the moment he died KING OF POP KING OF POP OMG SO SAD RIPPPP
